Colorado clinches a 163rd game to decide the NL Wild Card. I still believe	(20)
		Holyfield vs. Foreman II: Battle of the grills. Ali steamed that he didn't get in on the action	(41)
		Detroit Lions score an NFL record 34 points in the 4th quarter to stun the Bears 37-27	(69)
		LSU hops over USC in the newest AP poll. Duke sucks	(44)
		Mets collapse complete, Phillies win NL East	(193)
		The Atlanta Falcons have an asshat player from Virginia Tech giving them headaches and causing the coach trouble. No, not him	(19)
		NASCAR will not punish Tony Stewart for his on air profanity because it wasnt an official interview. Now get the F*** of his lawn	(57)
		421	(61)
(Some Football Guy)		NFL Week 4 discussion thread	(1073)
(mlb.com)		Sunday's MLB discussion thread. "Admit it: If your favorite team is already out of it, you're pulling for the four-way tie"	(224)
		Haile Gebrselassie sets new marathon world record, running it in less time than it takes to correctly pronounce his name	(20)
(Some Astros Fan)		In the second to last game of his career, Craig Biggio gets behind the dish for the first time since 1991	(27)
		Florida joins Texas, Oklahoma, Rutgers, West Virginia, and Penn State on the failboat	(152)
(A Boxing Fan)		We have a new Middleweight Champ	(27)
		BGSU (Bowling Green, OH) defeats Western Kentucky (Bowling Green, KY) in the first ever "battle of the Bowling Greens"	(32)
		Mississippi St. powerless against Smelley, Cocks	(7)
		Bodybuilders at national championship forced to undergo mandatory lie-detector tests where they are asked "Do you use steroids?" and "You look like a goddamn condomn stuffed with walnuts. What's up with that?"	(20)

		Mets brawl their way into first place; still suck	(10)
		Phillies challenge Mets to a suck-off	(18)
		Jimmie Johnson wins the pole for Sunday's NASCAR race, promptly wrecks during practice and forced to the back of the field in a backup car	(6)
		Choklahoma falls to Colorado	(53)
		Don't look now, but after the Mets have blown the season, John Maine tries to make Met fans smile by closing in on the first no-hitter in franchise history	(18)
		Notre Dame finally halts their losing skid, wins close game against Purdue. Just kidding, Purdue beat Notre Dame like the rented mule of a red-headed stepchild	(33)
		Indiana basketball recruit arrested for drug trafficking. Pacers quickly sign him to a three-year deal	(15)
(NHRA.com)		The REAL driving force in drag racing has crossed his final finish line. RIP Wally	(9)
		Duke president apologizes to lacrosse players, families today for abandoning them in their time of need and demonstrating the sucktitude genome that comprises the entire Duke DNA strand	(151)
		Sports Illustrated hails "one of the greatest quarterback prospects ever". It's okay if you haven't heard of the kid yet; after all, he's only 11 years old	(43)
		Portuguese media cut away from politician's scheduled TV interview to cover Jose Mourinho's touch-down at airport. OJ, CNN, and non-news purveyors everywhere approve	(5)
		Solo exiled by U.S. after outburst, despite claims of not shooting first	(55)
		The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(NHL) opens its season today	(122)
		Today's official college football discussion thread. At this point, is anybody else wondering whether Notre Dame would be able to compete in the NAIA?	(1322)
		Scott Boras wants you to know that he's not the greedy scum-sucking agent that you think he is	(18)
		It's your official Saturday English Premier League discussion forum. On tap today, the return of the Drogba	(58)
		Welcome to the playoffs, Arizona Diamondbacks	(23)
		No 18 USF knocks off No 5 West Virginia. Maybe No 5 is just an unlucky spot	(69)
		Bobby Bowden, for the first time ever, will get to step onto the field with his beloved Crimson Tide	(10)

		Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo	(88)
(Mr. Caray)		Cubs clinch NL Central	(181)
		Red Sox clinch AL East	(135)
		Jets fan files $184M class action suit againt Patriots for spying. Should be suing Jets for being crappy	(28)
		Former Chicago Bears lineback Mike Singletary could be a head coach in 2008 or even sooner if Lovie Smith even thinks of starting Train Rex at QB again	(18)
(Sportsline)		MLB playoff race discussion and score watching thread. 3 days to go	(352)
		Danish cyclist Michael Rasmussen, who was leading the Tour de France when he was kicked out, did not test positive for synthetic EPO, but for a biological alternative which isn't actually banned. Tour de France surrenders	(25)
(Some Guy)		CBS schedules Oakland/Miami game as NFL game of the week. In other news, paint drying breaks Neilsen record	(50)
(Cincinnati Enquirer)		Faced with a mounting pigeon problem at their stadium, Cincinnati Bengals officials suggest employees "familiar with the use of firearms" deal with the problem. What could possibly go wrong?	(28)
		Boxer Shane Mosley reportedly used BALCO's "the cream" and "the clear" before beating up a transvestite	(21)
(www.afl.com.au)		Your Official AFL Grand Final Thread, as the Geelong Cats face the Port Adelaide Power for the Toyota AFL Premiership Cup. Translation: The "Aussie Rules Football" title game is at midnight EDT, so grab a pillow and a Foster's	(60)
		Milt Pappas, Bruce Froemming, and the perfect game ruined on a disputed walk to the 27th batter up	(36)
		Aggie head coach sells secret newsletter subscription featuring detailed team info to select VIPs for $1,200 a year. Pete Rose and Tim Donaghy approve while HIPAA surrenders	(20)
		If you want to practice your golf swing in your hotel room, make sure there are no free swinging objects above you	(44)
		Brett Favre could break NFL all-time record in next three pass attempts	(54)
		Navy's head coach Paul Johnson reacts to criticism by a fan: "Whatever he thinks. I don't go down to McDonald's and start second-guessing his job..."	(26)
		New England Patriots DT Vince Wilfork fined $12,500 for upgrading the Buffalo Bills at QB	(46)
		With corner DeWhiney McPenalty under fire in Atlanta, Falcons take time to realize that free agent signees Joe Horn and Ovie Mughelli also suck	(8)
		Vince Young was angry about losing Heisman Trophy, and his team leaving for Philly without him	(59)
		British hookers complain that soccer games are bad for their business as British men would rather watch other men play with sweaty balls than ... well, you get where we're going with this	(108)
		You know it's gonna be a good season of hockey when there are four fights in the first period of the first game of the pre-season. On the other hand, who said Canadians can't fight?	(79)
		Twenty racing loos are flush with excitement in the Queensland town of Winton today as they prepare to participate in the Australian Dunny Derby	(16)
		Completely Useless By September	(107)

(mlb.com)		Mets choke away division lead. Fans prepare selves for the standard offseason of ridicule by those other New York fans	(100)
		Bengals WR Chad Johnson proves he's not a complete ass; Team to find God and leave prison next week	(32)
		ESPN admits mistake, fires football announcer Joe Theismann after 10 years at the network	(57)
		Predators still have tickets available for season opener. And the home game after that. And the next one and the next one. Nashville's NHL fever cannot be cooled	(49)
		Colorado Rockies still have 32% chance to crush dreams of fans of "real" teams	(28)
(WFAN)		WFAN radio station in New York offers contest to help Mets awful bullpen, invites fans to come show off their arm strength	(12)
		University of Louisville LB now free to pursue his lifelong dream of playing with the Cincinnati Bengals	(11)
(Some Blogger)		San Diego fan attends Packers game at Lambeau Field only to be extremely depressed by the abundance of ugly, fat women	(40)
(Chicago Tribune)		Bill Murray: This is the Cubs year	(18)
		Ex-Mavericks forward Roy Tarpley files a federal lawsuit, claiming the NBA and the team violated the Americans with Disabilities Act. He claims he's been discriminated against because of his drug and alcohol abuse	(12)
		This year's Boston Celtics season is brought to you by whatever douchebag corporation is high bidder	(8)
		Nothing says "Please help stop breast cancer" quite like pink ribbons and pink socks on a 300-pound defensive tackle	(13)
		MLB Playoffs to begin on Tuesday. Unless there is a 5-way tie in the NL, then the playoffs begin on Friday	(34)
		Duke football coach runs ad in student paper looking for players, because, you guessed it, Duke sucks	(10)
(Baseball Prospectus)		Biggest MLB regular season chokes of all-time. If the Mets complete their spectacular collapse, they'll be No. 2 on the list	(38)
		Embiggened by 0-3 start, Joey Porter guarantees Dolphin victory on Sunday	(37)
		Fox Sports takes the high road in response to McNabb's comments about black QBs. Just kidding, they published an article saying whites are discriminated against at almost every other postition	(99)
(Some SEC guy)		Media bias has lead to an over-rated, over-hyped Big Ten Conference	(72)
		DeAngelo Hall fined $100k and won't start Sunday against Texans, meaning some other Falcons cornerback will have to get burned and then whine about it	(26)
		The Mets are about choke their division lead away	(59)
		Despite having an idiot for a manager, Brewers "still have math on our side"	(27)
		Buffalo Bills place seventh player on injured reserve, expect to have all original members of 2007 roster go on IR by Week 12	(22)
(Beachwood Reporter)		Cubs offer bigwigs and politicians sweet deals for tickets to upcoming playoff losses. That's the Chicago way	(41)
(Some Guy)		If being caught in fishnet stockings wasn't embarassing enough for Oscar de la Hoya, he now has an offer to become a cross-dressing model	(44)
(Some Guy)		The U.S. Women's National Team thoroughly waxed by the Brazilians	(81)
		Don't blame LT and LJ for ruining your fantasy team and probably putting you behind some girl in your league standings -- blame the goofballs around them	(59)
		Chicago Cubs officially begin drive toward clinching a playoff spot by launching their annual September losing streak. I still bel... ah, fark it, they're doomed and we all know it	(51)
		Colorado Rockies keep pace in wild-card chase by winning franchise-record 10th game in a row	(45)
		FSU reports 23 cases of student-athletes cheating on exams to NCAA. Students say they're very sorry, it will never happen again, please be nice	(19)
		Yankees clinch playoff spot, ensuring an entire nation of middle school kids will go at least another year without a Yankee-free postseason in their lives	(342)

		Arrest warrant out for Michigan Wolverine Brandon Graham because he didn't show up for a court date. Hasn't he been sentenced to enough humiliation already this season? LEAVE THE WOLVERINES ALONE	(46)
		How the Atlanta Braves could make the playoffs	(32)
		Your Carling Cup upset of the Third Round: Man Utd 0 - 2 Coventry	(28)
		NBA pro player actually has consensual sex with a female	(28)
		MLB umpire, suspended for the rest of the season, can now spend time playing Parcheesi and Yahtzee with his kids after he allegedly caused Trouble by baiting San Diego hothead Milton Bradley into a confrontation	(36)
		NHL considering use of electric skates; Still won't cut through icy reception league receives south of the border	(29)
		Golden Shower, Cum Rocket, She's Easy, Strip Teaser, Bodacious Tatas, and other racehorses with dirty names	(69)
(TSN)		The regular season hasn't even started yet, but the NHL has already had it's first potential career-ending blow to the head	(112)
		Comprehensive look at MLB's postseason races, starts off with the two teams the Rockies killed	(34)
(Some Guy)		Vick exonorat, eckonera, exoneratte...fails drug test	(202)
		Remember that columnist the Oklahoma State coach was ranting about? She can't figure out which facts she had wrong in her column. Apparently the OSU QB actually is a chicken-eating baby	(55)
(North Jersey)		Mets fans, watching their pathetic team lose to the Nationals again, do the Tomahawk Chop at Shea after noticing that the Phillies lost to the Braves. Ah, the smell of desperation in September	(36)
(Some Wolverine)		Steve Spurrier on LSU after losing to the Tigers this past weekend: "I can honestly say I voted them No. 1, how about that? I'm not pulling a Jim Tressel, either. I did vote them No. 1."	(65)
		New Zealand inline skater poses nude for Playboy to promote her career; Friends had no idea she was going into pole dancing	(22)
		Who would have thought that Chelsea would be the London team in turmoil after firing their coach? Today's story: they deny making an offer for van Basten, even though the guy they just appointed can't legally coach	(42)
		Curt Schilling is looking for a house with a bigger basement and a view of some other state than Massachusetts	(14)
		Cardinals lose second straight game to Brewers out of spite towards the Cubs. Cubs respond by losing to the team with the second worst record in the National League	(50)
		The Yankees display post-season form. And by "display post-season form", we mean "lose to the Devil Rays"	(234)
		The Dodgers are officially eliminated from post-season play. L.A. fans, what the hell happened?	(41)
		Lou Piniella reads "The Power of Positive Thinking" to lead the Cubs to the World Series	(9)
(The Sports Hernia)		Mark Cuban dances, scares people	(13)
(Some Guy)		You can question Jeff Garcia's sexual orientation all you want, but whatever you do, don't ever question his toughness	(40)
(Some Wings Fan)		Blackhawks owner "Dollar Bill" Wirtz has died. Memorial services to be blacked out. Eulogist will be traded for bag of pucks, $5	(50)
		Three is a magic number/Yes it is, it's a magic number/Somewhere in the ancient, mystic trinity/You get three as a magic number	(33)
		Prince Fielder to his father Cecil Fielder: STFU	(25)
		756 will be donated to the Hall of Fame with a *	(348)
		Finally somebody is rushing to the defense of those major league rookies who have to endure the humiliation of hazing	(21)
		Troy Tulowitzki sets the N.L. Rookie SS record for HR. Rockies have won 9 straight tying franchise record	(17)
		Landis says anti-doping system is corrupt. Other cyclists say doping your system is corrupt	(17)
		Take Joba the cowardly lion and Super Mariano out of equation and Yankees' bullpen looks even more like open tryout for non-roster invitees. And just in case you're not keeping score at home, playoffs start next week	(89)
		Just promote it. Nike creates shoe exclusively for American Indians to help fight obesity. Submitter has reservations	(37)

		Vancouver bans MMA fights because a broken arm in MMA is worse than a broken neck in hockey or football, or Parkinson's in a boxer	(33)
		Biggest myths of MLB's wild card system, and why a second wild card in each league is needed	(46)
		SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY It's Furries vs Klingons in the ultimate bowling showdown	(56)
(NFL Network)		NFL Network reports Interceptasaurus Rex has been benched in favor of Griese	(91)
		Ohio State QB charged with soliciting a prostitute. Apparently she didn't get the memo that team members get it for free	(79)
		Just in case you thought any self-doubt might have crept in after his unceremonious departure from Chelsea, Jose Mourinho wants you to know he still thinks he's "special"	(26)
		Red Sox owner buys $16M estate of Dodgers owner and plans to level it; Dodgers owner sure to provide advice on tear-down	(9)
		He can't seem to do anything else right, but credit where it's due - thanks for the Wild Card, Bud Selig	(46)
(Some Totally Trashed Guy)		Minor league baseball team elects to trash its old field once and for all by holding concert featuring tribute bands for AC/DC, Journey, U2, Bon Jovi and Aerosmith, followed by demolition derby	(20)
		New Orleans Saints RB Deuce McAllister may be done for the year with torn ACL	(64)
		LZ Granderson can't understand why God wouldn't care about Jon Kitna's concussion	(15)
		Phillies host Braves for crucial 3 game set that will surely leaving the Philly fans choking until next year	(53)
		Former Cleveland Indians assistant-GM Neil Huntington placed in charge of rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic	(9)
		Doctors say Buffalo Bills' TE Kevin Everett was able to sit up and move his right arm slightly, should be ahead of JP Losman on QB depth chart by November	(51)
		My my my... hasn't the National League wild card race gotten a wee bit interesting?	(90)
		The story that keeps on giving. Michael Vick to be indicted, again, for dog-fighting by commonwealth's attorney	(35)
		Tiger Woods, always looking for an edge when breaking golf's toughest records, says anybody who violates golf's new new doping rules deserves to pay a heavy price	(27)
		What if Alabama hired Bobby Bowden in 1987 instead of running him off?	(18)
		Women learn to talk football so they can develop relationships with the dreamboats that populate sports bars	(326)
		India to stage the 2008 Johnnie Walker Classic golf tournament. Officials start planning the outsourcing of the trophy presentation immediately	(7)
(Hockey Fights)		Rick DiPietro (goalie) of the Islanders fights Al Montoya (goalie) of the Rangers in an-all out brawl	(102)
		Padres' skid on the verge of a full-blown choke	(32)
		Yankees celebrate storybook season by making rookies dress up as cast of Wizard of Oz	(216)
(MLB.com)		MLB breaks attendance record. Throw out Florida and Washington and average attendance is astronomical	(37)
		New Orleans continues to return to its former self as the 'Aints begin the season 0 -3	(74)
		Gay World Cup kicks off with the sort of spectacular display of ballhandling that leaves even Elton John breathless	(12)

		Seattle city officials file lawsuit to keep SuperSonics from leaving	(28)
		Rockies trim wild-card deficit to 1.5 games by pounding Padres. Could be described as "magical" if magic wasn't evil	(27)
		After cleaning the coffee stains off his shirt, Peter King unwittingly succumbs to Rex Grossman's raw sexual magnetism and ranks the Bears No. 8 in the NFL	(273)
(Some Guy)		LA Galaxy might lend David "Gimpy" Beckham to Arsenal after finding it would cost too much money to just have him put down	(27)
		Atlanta Falcons coach Bobby Petrino says DeAngelo Hall faces "significant discipline" for being a DeUmbass and costing his team DeGame	(27)
		Official NHL discussion thread -- five days till hockey. LGT winner of first regular-season game this Saturday	(149)
		Jose Offerman plead not guilty in bat attack incident that was documented with both video and photos in front of thousands of witnesses	(85)
(Zesty Press)		University of Florida football players Tim Tebow and Tony Joiner's controversial kisses	(19)
		Michael Vick's house has been dogged by tourists	(37)
		Someone remembers Manny Ramirez is employed by the Boston Red Sox as an active baseball player, forces him to take batting practice. Ramirez's next plan of action said to include licking his palms and putting a dummy in his bed	(49)
		Oklahoma State Cowboy Football coach loses control talking about a newspaper column that is critical about one of his players	(70)
		MLB power rankings for week 25	(42)
		Physicist says that just 10 percent increase in muscle mass boosts out-of-the-park hits by 50 percent. Eating a ton of berries causes bears to poop in the woods more	(7)
		DEA's latest "roids raids" may lead to next big sports scandal, possibly the biggest yet	(15)
(Some 'Backs Fan)		Atlanta Silverbacks are headed to the USL-1 Championships after defeating the Portland Timbers 3 to 1 on penalty kicks. For the two Atlanta fans, this is huge	(35)
		"Anybody else notice that the amount of fighting in hockey is inversely related to how important a game is?" Big Bobby Clobber unavailable for comment	(16)
		Woman behind De la Hoya cross-dressing photos revealed; claims she never had sex with boxer (at least while he was dressed in a tutu)	(68)
(Cricinfo)		India wins first ICC World Twenty20 by five run over Pakistan. Australia unavailable for comment	(14)