A-Rod's agent Scott Boras in negotiations with a potential Cubs' owner over a $300 million 10 year deal which would include a future ownership stake in the team	(46)
		For those not completely caught up in Bonds hitting 756, Brett Favre ties Dan Marino's TD record	(36)
		LSU's most excellent fake field goal, in case you missed the nine million times it played on ESPN (better angles about 1:00 min in)	(33)
		Ranger and Celtic soccer fans pose for mass naked photo to show how racism is no longer part of the game. Article comes with photo, and not even Pantone can reproduce this shade of pasty white if you want to calibrate your monitor	(23)
		Cleveland Indians clinch AL Central title. Jobu rejoices	(47)
		John Force suffers two broken legs, broken arm in collision with Bernstein at Texas Motorplex	(21)
		4th oldest major league baseball park, RFK Stadium, has its last game today. Baseball highlights just miss fitting into 250 character Fark headline limit	(17)
(Some Steelers fan in Texas)		Is the football game you want to watch blacked out in your area? The solution is in the link	(108)
(Some Guy)		Photo captures Keith "The dean of mean" Jardine scrambling Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell's brains at UFC 76 last night in Anaheim	(47)
(Some Guy)		0-3 Syracuse Beats Louisville at home ending 20 game home winning streak;Where is your national title game now?	(22)
		Week 3 NFL discussion thread. Lions and Bengals and Bears, oh my	(1472)
		Et tu, John Terry?	(14)
		It's your official week 6 English Premier League discussion forum: Man U v. Chelsea and a relelgation battle between Bolton and Tottenham	(79)
		Who cares about Chelsea's new manager? Let's concentrate on his MILFy wife. She's ready for her spanking, it says here (safe for work)	(28)
		Not news: college QB has good passing game. News: he passed for 646 yards. Fark: his team lost	(16)
(Daily News)		High school fires basketball coach for being TOO good - and it was a very sensible decision	(24)
		Boston Red Sox first to clinch playoff spot. Schilling relieved, can go eat a few more Baconators til October	(82)
(Some Guy)		Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundy to media: suck it (video)	(52)
		Ashley Force named "hottest athlete." Danica Patrick loses again	(44)
		Notre Dame starts off the season 0-4 for the first time in its 119 year history. Duke sucks	(51)

		USA women's soccer beats England 3-0, met by dismay of English and blind ignorance of Americans	(34)
		Duke doesn't just suck, it blows...an 11-point, fourth-quarter lead to lose to Navy	(15)
		Today's official college football discussion thread. Teddy Ruxpin and H.R. Pufnstuf could probably coach a team to a win over Notre Dame at this point	(1443)
		Guy who won Tour de France when Floyd Landis lost the title due to doping now under investigation for doping	(23)
		Rockies in rear view mirror may be closer than they appear	(15)
		In case Seattle wasn't aware, the Sonics want to go to Oklahoma City	(25)
		English women's World Cup team pleads for country to watch them play, but they won't even promise to lift their shirts up after they score a goal	(17)
		Well, here's one way to get through a Nationals game at the total shiatheap known as RFK Stadium (picture possibly Not safe for work)	(26)
(RedSox.com)		Josh Beckett is the first 20 game winner since 2005	(268)

		Georgia Bulldogs radio play by play man to miss only his second game in 41 years	(21)
(WZZM 13)		Gordie Howe wins restraining order against peeping tom neighbor, alleges 17K pictures taken of his home every day	(14)
		Attention, San Francisco. You're about to lose your *	(116)
		Alabama fans excited over strong start under new coach, believe that their team is back for good. Notre Dame fans seen smiling sadly in recognition	(34)
(Fox Sports)		Mets and Cubs will make it to October, says columnist Happy McJinxalot	(31)
		For those who thought De La Hoya tranny photos were fake, more posted today (and include female dominatrix)	(42)
		Jags re-sign S Fudge. Trade to Packers forthcoming	(8)
		"If you were (Albom), wouldn't you rather be sanding a boat on a tropical beach like Andy Dufresne instead of having Bob Ryan sneering at you during your 300th argument about Barry Bonds?" Sports Guy is in midseason form	(10)
(AOL Fanhouse)		Following ESPN's lead, Nike is set to turn its back on Hockey, too	(34)
		Prediction: Gracia, Williams lift Bucs over St. Louis 32-20 Prediction: ESPN editor is an idiot	(23)
		Bill Simmons is being owned by his wife. Again	(46)
		Fox TV execs cleared airing of Patriots spy tape, now ready to fire reporter who obtained it	(18)
(NOAA dot gov)		Louisiana to get visit from Tropical Storm Jerry, just in time for the LSU/South Carolina game	(23)
		NFL destroys all materials relating to Patriots "spy scandal." U.S. government reportedly considering letting the NFL handle all intelligence duties for the nation from now on	(26)
		Hat Guy says the removal of Floyd Landis proves cheaters don't win. Hmmm... Patriots 38, Jets 14... Bonds hitting 756... The Shot Heard Round the World... Brett Hull winning a Stanley Cup... Bush 2000	(64)
		F1 washout Juan Pablo Montoya says he feels sorry for McLaren driver Fernando Alonso. How's that NASCAR thing working out for you, JPM?	(29)
		Rockies sweep Dodgers four straight, have only a couple weeks left to celebrate meaningless wins	(16)
		Following the tenet in "The Tao of Steve" that "doing stuff is overrated," Yankees GM Brian Cashman turned it all around	(249)
(CBS Sports)		MLB's biggest goats of 2007	(68)
		There will be no further sanctions against the New England Patriots	(60)
		Sammy Sosa expecting to bring his corked bat back to Texas in '08	(14)
		Utah Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko reportedly ready to walk away from NBA and the rest of his $63,000,000 contract	(30)
		It's a hard life being a ref at the women's world soccer championship, what with having to go into the dressing rooms and do naked inspections of the players to make sure none of them is a dude	(32)
		The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim reduce magic number to 1, now have the best record in baseball	(23)
		New York Mets lookout spots iceberg	(25)
		It took 152 games to do it, but Ken Griffey Jr. has finally sustained a season-ending injury	(26)

(Some Guy)		Dallas Cowboys tossing around the idea of not kicking to Devin Hester this Sunday night. Submitter has one word for them: P*ssies	(88)
		♫ Put one foot in front of the o-ther... ♫	(36)
		Delgado: Mets are "best team in the league"	(48)
		Woman attempts to climb into sumo wrestling ring, horribly defiling the totally serious tradition of two fat guys grappling each other in diapers	(8)
(Full Metal Wrestling)		Ted DiBiase and Ric Flair possibly being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame with.... Bob Uecker?	(38)
		In news you thought was over a long freaking time ago, Landis really was guilty of doping and really must forfeit yellow jersey	(27)
		Neighbors of Gordie Howe, Mr. Hockey, taking 17,000 photos of his house a day in attempt to prove he's violating homeowner association rules. Neighbors very close to getting 79-year-old's elbow to face	(48)
(Michigan Daily)		New pro football league sure they won't become the next XFL, USFL, NFL Europe, WFL, etc.	(43)
		The incredibly grueling sport of golf has announced that they will begin testing their "athletes" for performance enhancing drugs. John Daly requesting a lifetime exclusion	(34)
		Matt Holliday has 10 homers in last 11 games, powers Rockies to third straight over Dodgers. MVP MVP MVP	(53)
(Some Nut Jumper)		"The best way I can describe it is it felt like somebody bungee jumped off my right nut"	(27)
		New study finds playing soccer is better for you than jogging, in part because joggers miss out on the cardio benefits of writhing around clutching their knees after errant gusts of wind	(148)
(Some Guy)		Cubs back on top of Brewers in NL Central. Laverne, Shirley, Prince Fielder place gloves on Miller Lite bottles, wave goodbye to playoffs, rest heads on folded hands	(97)
		Chelski names former Israel national team manager Avram Grant as its new gaffer. Pay no attention to the Russian with his hand up Grant's arse	(37)
(Some Guy)		Authorities confused whether names in Vick case documents found refer to people or dogs. There is something oddly appropriate about this (last paragraph)	(51)
		What stadium is this PSU player talking about when he says, "It’s not a super overwhelming place to play..." Hint: They lost to a high school team and got gangbanged by Ducks	(64)
		"U.S. needs more goals," says World Cup coach Captain Obvious	(17)
		With every victory absolutely necessary, Phillies fall to Cards in 10. Must be September	(14)
		"Pranksets paint Ex-Duke star, Cavs GM's office Carolina blue." What the hell's a "prankset"? Duke sucks	(12)
		Boston Red Sox manager Terry Francona will continue using Eric Gagne in close games until morale improves	(95)
		U.S. attorney's office claims "well-known" athlete in Massachusetts received HGH shipments. Please be Tom Brady, please be Tom Brady, please be Tom Brady	(76)
(WRAL)		Elmers waits patiently as Puerto Rican horse sets record for most losses	(19)
		Andy Pettitte wins 200th career game, Yanks climb to within 1.5 game of Boston	(99)
		Oscar de la Hoya's agent claims cross-dressing photos of the boxer are fake	(16)
		Terrell Owens fined $7,500 for his videotape celebration during the Dallas/Miami game	(96)
		Dick Pound quits. Says it's time to move on, besides his forearms are tired	(8)
		Jose Mourinho quits Chelski FC via text message	(85)

		First game US Women's World Cup team played got a 0.2 rating on ESPN2. Well, it was on at 4AM est, so the rating's gotta be bad, right? Well, normal programming at that time on ESPN2 gets a 0.1	(36)
		Cool video of Brazilian football star Kerlon using his nifty “seal dribble” technique to frustrate his opponents. Also shown is the increasingly popular defense of the seal dribble, the “send Kerlon airborne” technique	(76)
(AOL Sports)		Hey Mike Hart: you going to guarantee a Michigan win vs. Penn State? *crickets chirping*	(61)
		Cleveland Indians, after losing all six games this season to the New York Yankees, further decide to do the Yankees a solid by sweeping the Tigers almost out of contention	(84)
		Oscar de la Hoya gives us his best J. Edgar Hoover impression	(32)
		Todd Helton seals doubleheader sweep with walk-off home run at Coors Canaveral	(14)
		SI writer becomes first sports writer in America to compare Bill Belichick to Nixon	(51)
		After losing first place, Cubs fans crying conspiracy. Steve Bartman and the goat unavailable for comment	(47)
(Some Guy)		Earnhardt Jr. wants a 100 Grand so he Snickers at the release of his new candy bar called "Dale Jr.'s Big Mo." Apparently, PayDay was already taken	(16)
(Fan Nation)		NHL to scrap schedule where the emphasis is on divisional games, hopefully will be gunning for the shootout next	(102)
		Barry Bonds calls the guy who bought No. 756 "an idiot." Translation: "Waaaah, don't put an asterisk on the ball and send it to Cooperstown"	(88)
		Boston writer: Who cares if the Sox blow their 14.5 game lead -- what really matters is winning in the postseason. Right: Just think of all the historic chokers who won championships. Wait a minute	(251)
		Would you like to know how Fox got a copy of the video showing the New England Patriots spying on the NY Jets? So would the NFL, especially since they didn't authorize release of the tape	(78)
		Orioles outfielder Jay Gibbons meets with MLB officials to discuss banned drug shipments. They emerge from a smoky room hours later and ask for Doritos	(7)
		It's your official Champions League discussion forum. Arsenal, Man U, Sevilla, Rangers and some other dudes are all playing today	(145)
		Florida Gators' QB Tim Tebow surprised to be teased after his teammate kisses him live on national TV. Will still run and/or pass you over if you get in his way	(179)
		Eric Gagne hoping everyone in Boston just leaves him to his poutine after his latest chokejob. Wonders if he can ask Dice-K for his Teletubby suit as a disguise	(154)
		Just as things were starting to go well for them, the Cowboys have to turn the whole thing around and sign Tank	(43)
		The Mets have lost five in a row. It must be mid-September	(68)

		Georgia's Saturday opponent Alabama has former Belichick assistant on staff - Bulldogs coach closes practice this week because of opponent spying "concerns"	(14)
		Pro golfers will have to pee before stepping up to the tee as drug testing enters world of games instead of sports	(26)
		Sixth Texas player arrested since June, Cincinnati Bengals salivating at the possiblilities	(27)
		Beer banned at Coors Arena	(32)
		It's okay if a black man calls Isiah Thomas an idiot, but it's not okay if a white man says it. Actually, it's probably okay for anybody to call him an idiot	(32)
		Byron Leftwich puts his interception-throwing skills on display for the Atlanta Falcons	(39)
(WGR 550)		Those six hockey fans bought all 75,000 tickets to the Sabres-Penguins outdoor game in forty minutes (updated link)	(49)
		Philadelphia Eagles QB Donovan McNabb says black QBs are under more pressure... because nobody ever criticizes Peyton Manning, Tom Brady or Carson Palmer	(186)
		NFL power rankings for your squabbling pleasure	(139)
(Fan Nation)		Eric Gagne hit Mariano Rivera with an errant bullpen pitch. He's either that bad or that good	(175)
		Frank Thomas hits three homers, ties Ernie Banks and Eddie Matthews for 18th place on career homer list	(29)
		On behalf of the New England Patriots, Bill Simmons is feeling persecuted	(135)
		What NFL team is the latest to be accused of cheating? The poor, little, victimized J-E-T-S. JETS JETS JETS	(95)
		She accused Michael Flatley of rape, had a child by one of the NFL's biggest stars, and is now pregnant by and engaged to a pro basketball player ten years her junior: now I aint sayin she a gold digger	(43)
		Morten Andersen signs with Falcons on two conditions. One, he will be allowed to take his walker on the field during every field goal. Two, the kids will stay off his turf	(35)
		Cubs win with walk-off infield hit. Difficulty: There were five infielders. I believe	(88)
(Some Guy)		ESPN Radio to replace Dan Patrick with a long-time professional sports announcer and commentator, followed by a screaming idiot who couldn't hold down a job writing for a newspaper in Philly	(62)
		Injured Buffalo TE Kevin Everett now showing movement in both hands and his legs, more life than entire Bills' offense	(21)
		U of Central Florida develops new plan to sell $5 bottles of water. Hospitalarity ensues	(27)

		Sabres and Penguins to play outside on New Year's Day. All 6 fans of hockey excited	(82)
		You just bought Barry Bonds' record winning ball. Do you: a. Send it it to the Hall of Fame; b. Brand it with an asterisk and then send it to the Hall of Fame; or, c. Blast it into space? (You decide.)	(51)
		Andre Johnson to be sidelined in Texans' upcoming loss to the Colts	(52)
		Bill Belichick can deduct his $500,000 fine as an ordinary and necessary business expense	(122)
		Now batting for the Boston Red Sox, No. 5, Joe DiMaggio	(18)
		A hundred players to hate. Wide right	(82)
		Jon Kitna says God healed him at halftime. In other news, God to be confiscated by the NFL, fines will be administered	(108)
		Running out of refs that haven't shaved points, NBA reinstates ref who tried to start a fight with Tim Duncan	(16)
		You knew it was coming: "Leave Bill Belichick alone"	(40)
		Avs rookie used to like the Red Wings, came to his senses	(35)
		Tom Brady, his pectorals rippling and his skin glistening with sweat, valiantly fights his way through the San Diego hordes to take his rightful place atop Peter King. List. Peter King's list. Ahem	(33)
(Some Guy)		Jets call for further investigation of Patriots' use of "unassigned and uncoordinated radio frequencies." Somebody still has sand in their Mangini	(76)
(WBZTV)		In an attempt to lure A-Rod to sign next season, the Red Sox have their rookies dress in drag for a flight to Toronto	(232)
(Sportsline)		Phillies make it eight in a row against the Mets. If they could just beat the other teams in the NL, they might be leading the division	(17)
		Maria Sharapova joins the Russion Fed Cup team for a victory lap around the court holding a big Russian flag despite not having played. Team responds: Suck it, Maria	(17)
		"Don't let nobody out this room.... Think you can steal my [expletive] and sell it?" said the charming Hall of Fame murderer, Orenthal J. Simpson	(79)
		Oakland Raiders lose to the refs... again	(150)
		What's it like being the captain of a major league baseball team and totally unable to do anything in the clutch? Jason Varitek knows	(19)
		Ten-year-old fan in a Red Sox jersey asks Yankee Shelley Duncan for his autograph. Duncan makes sure to inscribe it extra special for the lil' tyke (with pic)	(558)
		"Player names such as Mary Choppins, Choko Ono, Grudge Judy and Strawberry Deathcake indicate the strange mix of flirty aggression and cultural playfulness that defines the sport"	(12)
		Syndicated sports columnist complains that colleges have too much emphasis on athletics	(25)
		"There are three reasons the NFL packs in fans: Violence, beer and the ability of grown men to get away with dressing up in stupid costumes"	(12)
		Tiger Woods wins the four-game PGA Playoffs. And he skipped the first game	(40)
(Some Guy)		Crazy inmate who sued Michael Vick files lawsuit against Jeff Gordon for poisoning fans with chemical weapons, says Karl Rove left the White House to be Gordon's tire changer	(15)
		This week's AP Poll is out with USC still at No. 1. Michigan has some measure of dignity again and is now among those "receiving votes." Ha ha, just kidding Michigan fans. Appalachian State	(98)
		After being fined $500K and a draft pick for illegal videotaping, the Patriots punish Bill Belichick with a contract extention through 2013	(29)
(Some Sad Dolfan)		Dolphins fans long for the days when Joey Harrington would throw only two interceptions per game	(26)
(Some Guy)		English preacher nicknamed "Bad Ass" to participate in UK's "Cage Rage" UFC championship. "I will draw upon my faith in the cage to win the fight"	(13)
		Sam Bowie is a standup guy	(22)
(Some Guy)		Unsure how to celebrate after two straight years of gridiron losses, Duke student knocked unconscious by falling goalpost	(8)
		Jim Thome hits career HR No. 500 in fashionable style. No asterisk required	(40)
		We've replaced the Cleveland Browns offense with an actual NFL offense. Let's see if their opponent notices	(39)
		Derek Jeter orders up one Baconator, well done	(40)