College football list of the most overrated and underrated teams of the past decade based on the polls. Fans heads around the country explode when they realize that Notre Dame isn't even in the top 10	(18)
		Falcons QB out for season	(20)
		Ebenezer screwed	(7)
		Jailed U of L Cardinals basketball phenom now believes Rick Pitino & CIA implanted Irish microchip in his brain, that Duke doesn't suck	(9)
		Due to a slow news day, journalist discovers Mr. Putin can't fish	(4)
		Future Yankee Johan Santana K's 17 in Twins' 1-0 shutout over Texas	(52)
		Brady Quinn makes courageous debut, nearly brings Browns back against 3rd-stringers. Charlie Frye and Derek Anderson said to be quaking in boots from all the courage	(50)
		Lucky 12 year-old makes an amazing catch to save a game at the Little League World Series, gets interviewed by cute sideline reporter	(36)
(MLB)		Diamondbacks pitcher goes 4-5, drives in six runs, and strikes out seven. Oh, and he also hit two home runs (w/ video)	(21)
(JournalNow.com)		One PGA pro's view of the FedEx Cup: "Half of us could care less, the other half are indifferent"	(18)
		It's a Manchester derby and Liverpool face Chelsea in Sunday's official Premiership discussion thread	(60)
		USC is #1 in the AP preseason poll. Duke Sucks	(46)
		For first time in history, people forced to choose between religious services and football	(20)
(Albany Times Union)		Andy Pettitte is Mr. August	(10)
		The Baconator gets his giant ass kicked to the tune of a 7.50 game ERA... and still wins after David Ortiz decides he'd like to start hitting again	(132)

(SomeJunkie)		Limbaugh calls Obama as overrated as McNabb. So what is the political equivalent of 5 Pro Bowls, a Super Bowl appearence and multiple winning seasons	(154)
		Five-year-old makes unassisted triple-play	(16)
		Coach of the Saints uses football as an excuse to spend time with his man crush	(8)
		Not news: NCAA investigating an Oklahoma football program for violations involving 80 players. News: Not THAT Oklahoma football program. Fark: They still went 5-6 last year. UltraFark: In D-II	(4)
		Jaguars throw their new Couch to the curb	(18)
(Some Guy)		1986 Heisman Trophy winner Vinny Testaverde signs with New England Patriots. Ask your father about him	(35)
		"I enjoy the whore that is your sister"	(46)
		For the first time ever, Rutgers (No. 16) is ranked in the pre-season poll. Suck it Princeton	(28)
(Fox Sports)		The decision: to play golf in front of a bunch of sweaty New Yorkers yelling "you da man" in mid-swing, or to stay home and do belly-flops into your giant pile of money with your Swedish bikini-model wife and new baby	(23)
		Tim Donaghy reportedly to implicate 20 other NBA officials in gambling offenses	(41)
(bundesliga.de)		Official Bundesliga Week 2 thread. The big ones on tap today are Werder Bremen vs. Bayern Munich, and the Ruhrpott derby between Schalke 04 and Borussia Dortmund	(12)
		Former Australia leg-spinner Shane Warne is trying to find out if he qualifies for a German passport in order to represent Hampshire as a non-overseas player. Um... what?	(7)
		Tottenham goes for three straight in the official Saturday English Premier League week two discussion foum	(61)
		If you can't trust a soccer player to behave himself during an orgy with his teammates and prostitutes, who can you trust?	(7)
		The answer is 42	(35)
		Cubs about to enjoy first place in NL Central for a record 20 hours or so	(48)

		Michelle Wie continues her Tigeresque dominance of LPGA. Just kidding. She missed the cut again	(24)
		Once again, Eric Gagne helps the Red Sox snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Heckuva trade there, Theo	(80)
		More than 60,000 expected to attend Beckham's game in New Jersey on Saturday, which is approximately 60,000 less than New Jersey's team drew in its previous 10 home games combined	(24)
		Group of Coloradans ride down steep mountain trails ... on goddamned UNICYCLES	(9)
		Gretzky, Earnhardt, Grant Hill and Chuck Liddell appear in Nickelback video; Bastards stole My Chemical Romance, Hinder and Fall-Out Boy's idea	(10)
		Boston Red Sox trade Wily Mo Pena to Washington Nationals for a player to be named later	(52)
(Some Gambler)		Rick Tocchet sentenced to probation. Janet Gretzky upset, because she had 10 grand riding on jail time	(7)
		P-Funk and T throw Ookie under the bus. The Smoking Gun is there	(28)
		Colorado soccer fans care enough about MLS team to know the coach by name and want him fired	(11)
		If Michael Vick cops a plea, will he ever play again? Yep, says John Clayton, and he'll own that Arena League MVP trophy for years	(59)
(Some Guy)		Michigan is the NCAA football program of the last decade, mathematically speaking. Suck it, Fark's mysterious legion of UM haters	(96)
		It's not every day you see a paralyzed man in a wheelchair hitting golf balls 250+ yards	(12)
(Some Guy)		Cincinnati's Odell Thurman appeals his NFL suspension to the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission	(17)
(Some Cubs Fan)		Cubs re-sign Zambrano to five-year, $90 million deal. Might as well just give the Cubs the next five NL pennants now	(92)
		"Remember, the charges against Vick are accusations. The Duke lacrosse mess reminded us that accusations are not the same as guilt and that prosecutors might be unscrupulous"	(38)
(Fox Sports)		Jason Whitlock calls out Michael Wilbon and Ronnie Thompson for using the race card, sucking in general	(30)
(nascar.com)		NASCAR to run retro-paint schemes on its Chevrolets this week at Michigan to honor the '57 Chevy (with pic)	(28)
(MMA Weekly)		Former UFC champ Kevin Randleman, still under suspension for submitting horse urine to the Nevada athletic commission, demonstrates why steroids and alcohol don't mix	(46)
		Paid attendance for David Beckham's second L.A. home game: 9,223 (at 27,000-seat Home Depot Center)	(101)
		No NFL game had EVER ended with a score of 11-10... until last night	(52)
		A-Rod settles for key to the city, narrowly misses out on the one to Jeter's heart	(260)
(TMZ)		Bad: Dennis Miller. Worse: Rush Limbaugh. Downright awful: Ryan Seacrest	(27)
		Dear Mr Selig: As no else appears to care, we might be interested in winning the NL Central again. Love, the St. Louis Cardinals	(27)

		Union in Boston protesting Tom Brady for not using union labor. Brady seen laughing from his bed of $1000 dollar bills with his supermodel girlfriend, and sending Peter King carrying a crowbar to negotiate	(40)
		Pat Head Summitt files for divorce after the Univ. of Tennessee named the school's basketball court "The Summitt"	(26)
		Jason Giambi will not be disciplined by Major League Baseball	(139)
		Brewers fans get chance to purchase playoff tickets. No word on if they're for Busch or Wrigley	(40)
		The story of Phil Rizzuto and Meat Loaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light"	(47)
		Will the last healthy starting Rockies pitcher please choke out the lights	(14)
(M Live)		Two more Michigan Wolverines face assault charges, maybe those winged helmets really should have prison bars on them	(64)
		Zidane to receive $250,000 to play in exhibition game against David Beckham's MLS team in Australia on Nov. 27	(12)
(Some Guy)		A fireable offense? Illinois' Ron Zook won only two games in 2006, meaning each victory cost the school $620,875	(37)
		NY Jets sign cornerback Darrelle Revis, leaving No. 1 overall pick JaMarcus Russell as the only remaining unsigned first-round draft pick	(19)
(NY Daily News)		New York media begins its annual search for fainting couches as Mariano Rivera has his first bad outing since April	(36)
		Atlanta Braves manager Bobby Cox wastes no time augmenting his ejection record by arguing a balk call with the first base umpire	(12)
(Sons of Sam Malone)		In honor of Bobby Cox: The top five manager ejections (with videos)	(35)
		Terribly distraught over the deaths of Chris Benoit and family, his mother-in-law wants to know the order in which the family died... to determine how much money her family will get	(76)
		Darren Daulton wants you to know that on Dec. 24, 2012, we're all going to "rise to another level of consciousness." He also said some really weird shiat	(44)
		Beckham scores. *yawn*	(87)

		After a long and illustrious pro wrestling career, "Pacman" now to give it a go in music	(20)
		Bocephus returns to sing the Monday Night Football theme song for the 19th year in a row	(29)
(Some Circle Jerk Fan)		Dale Earnhardt Jr. will not run the #8 next season. It's as if millions of rednecks suddenly cried out in terror, then were suddenly silenced	(46)
(Some 3 down guy)		The son of Sweetness is emulating his old man. And after watching the game on TV, this kid is the real deal	(40)
		With favorable divorce deal in doubt, Greg Norman does the sensible thing by attempting to "coerce" and "starve out" ex-wife	(14)
		Colorado Rockies "ace" shelled in important showdown with Padres. To be fair, he's really a three in anyone else's rotation	(24)
		The Toronto Maple Leaf's newest player facing jail time	(20)
(M Live)		Ryan Mallett is pumped up about stepping into the QB position for Michigan next year and continuing Chad Henne's legacy of losing any game that matters	(31)
(The Indy Channel.com)		"By day, they're homemakers and career women, but this weekend, they transform into treacherous beasts on the football field." Meet the Womens' Professional Football League	(28)
		Peter King names his all-time NFL team, although it meant typing through salty tears of despair at not picking hunky Tom Brady	(63)
		It's the very first Champions League Qualifying Third Round - 1st Leg official discussion forum of the 2007-2008 season	(105)
		Pestered yet again by the holier-than-thou golf press on his bad habits, John Daly replies, ''I'd rather smoke, drink Diet Cokes and eat. I get enough exercise walking five or six miles a day." Hero tag cracks a beer and smiles	(27)
		Norwegian mountain cliffs: 3, Australian base jumpers: 0	(12)
		"Prominent" Falcon teammate could be called to testify against Vick. If that happens, he's Dunn	(26)
(Some Guy)		USC will lose a game this year, UCLA will not live up to the hype, SEC will dominate, Duke will suck and other things you can count on this year in college football	(98)
(Some Guy)		Yankees honor memory of Phil Rizzuto by losing 12-0... to Baltimore	(440)
		Having previously completed passes to Kansas City Chiefs' offensive players, Trent Green will finally get to complete passes to their defensive players as well	(10)
		It's not even September and the Cubs are already in full pennant chase mode	(23)
(myTelus)		315-pound girl to play high school football, since she can't do anything else on Friday nights	(64)
		Redskins sign wide receiver Todd "Please Don't Tackle Me, I'm Ever So Delicate" Pinkston	(28)
		Someone in Giants camp puts the dye used by banks to mark money in Jeremy Shockey's glove, who laughs it off as a good joke. Not really...he's pissed	(59)
		Former MLB shortstop Jose Offerman finally found a pitcher he could hit. With horrifying photo	(70)
		Soccer stars told by wives and girlfriends to play near the best shopping locations	(20)
		NFL, Sav Rocca. Sav Rocca, cheapshot	(59)
		Tim Donaghy to plead guilty of being an asshat	(9)
		Freddy Adu makes his European debut in a Champions League qualifier	(19)
		Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha	(92)
		NFL to set up concussion hotline. There won't be an actual number, though. To call, just mash your fingers against the keypad	(7)
		Dice-K charging $450 for one signed baseball - $100 more for Japanese symbol inscription	(43)

		Atlanta Braves skipper Bobby Cox has set the major league record for ejections	(18)
		Pedro Martinez pitches three perfect innings in Class A, then leaves after allowing 3 runs in the fourth, which proves that Pedro isn't yet ready to come back and that Class A managers have more sense than Grady Little	(20)
		Angels outfielder Gary Matthews, Jr. on the difference between Yankees and Red Sox fans - "Yankees fans have more class than Boston fans"	(305)
		Seattle sophisticates surprised to learn that rich rednecks will be moving their NBA franchise to Oklahoma	(64)
		Looks like the Yankees won't be able to offload their $26M mistake. This means Igawa might replace Pavano as the biggest waste of money in Yankee History	(65)
(Fan Nation)		Kirk Hinrich leaves Team USA to spend more time not representing his country	(21)
		The Atlanta Journal Constitution is reporting that Vick's attorneys are negotiating a plea	(171)
(Some Guy)		"The preferred quarterbacks in the NFL are Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Ben Roethlisberger, and Bart Starr. A Eurocentric image is important."	(69)
(Some Guy)		Yankees honor A-Rod by giving him REALLY bad art to commerate his 500th homerun (with photo)	(35)
		Last two co-defendants to cop a plea in Vick case. How's the whole "stop snitching" thing workin' for ya?	(44)
		Kyle Busch officially announces decision to join Joe Gibbs Racing in 2008, plans to crash into teammates Tony Stewart and Denny Hamlin	(14)
		MLB has steroids. The NFL has dogfighting. The NBA has point shaving. And the NHL has... underage drinking, a rowdy bachelor party and still can't get American fans	(50)
		Barry Bonds hires lawyers to sue his accusers. In other news, every American outside of San Francisco expected to receive a subpoena next week	(20)
		Quietly, the NCAA has passed a rule that will have a significant impact on college football scoring	(24)
		"...and this one belongs to the Reds." Cincinnati signs Hall of Famer to three-year contract extension	(20)
		Chris Benoit's doctor wants all evidence seized in the search of his office to be dismissed. Gee, I wonder why that is?	(8)
		Questions concerning the Michigan football team as they build up to their annual double choke job to end the season	(49)
		"It's not a backlash" fans boo as Beckham sits on the bench	(29)
		Philadelphia Eagles RB Ryan Moats suffers season-sinking ankle injury	(41)
		In a move designed to reward divers and fakers, soccer referees propose a radical rule change	(40)
		Reggie Bush moving into "the hood ornament of Hollywood Hills." Meanwhile, Saints fans have whole trailers to themselves	(10)
		Fed sues Darryl Strawberry for nearly a half-million dollars in unpaid taxes	(15)
		Vince Young suspended a preseason game for sneaking out after curfew in order to sleep in own bed. And you thought your parents were rough	(13)
		"Madden 08" hits stores today. Improvements this year include greatly-expanded product placement	(105)
		ESPN columnist: Remember when the Yankees were 10.5 back and I called for Torre to be fired? My bad	(27)
(WWE.com)		Nearly two months before his WBO heavyweight title match, Evander Holyfield will box WWE wrestler Matt Hardy	(27)
		Placido Polanco sets major league record for second basemen by playing his 144th straight game without an error	(22)
		Barry Bonds plans on playing one more season so he can add 3000* career hits to his resume	(28)
		Court rules that AT&T cannot change Jeff Burton's racecar sponsorship from Cingular to AT&T in the chase for the Nextel Sprint Cup. T-Mobile unavailable for comment	(14)

		Mother of Matt Leinart's child at custody hearing: "Britney and Paris aren't allowed to be around the baby"	(6)
		This month's dead former wrestler brought to you by Tampa	(23)
		Jogging group makes a point to stop often to hydrate themselves... with beer. "They're not runners with a drinking problem, but drinkers with a running problem"	(89)
		Michael Silver debuts on Yahoo Sports with a sensible and nuanced column about Michael Vick's legal troubles. Looking for a new job in three... two... one...	(17)
(Biz of Football)		Barry Switzer resurfaces on XM Radio as football analyst, to be paid under table just like his former players	(10)
		The greatest record in sports isn't even a record. Wait, what?	(54)
		You're a professional baseball manager. Your 14.5-game division lead has dwindled to four. Fans are calling for your head. What do you do to make things right? If you're Terry Francona, you immediately sit your best hitter the next game	(162)
		Cal Ripken, Jr. gets a job with the State Department, misses first day of work	(11)
		White Sox closer Bobby Jenks has tied the major-league record for consecutive batters retired	(32)
		NFL denies that Vick has been suspended. Your dog wants Goodell to cut to the chase	(54)
(Some Guy)		Angry football fan writes that Steve Spurrier's annual "practice of giving Duke his 25th vote... is a disgrace, and it's about time somebody called him out on it"	(72)
		Fan walks up to Matt Kenseth's car while race is red flagged and asks for an autograph. Kenseth responds, "I'm kind of busy right now"	(15)
		35,000 go to soccer match to watch David Beckham sit on the bench for the whole game	(60)
		Fresh off of being court ordered not to partake in any wrestling activities, Pacman Jones makes his wrestling debut	(30)
		Michael Vick to be suspended for 2007-2008 season	(48)