Possibly the last time we ever see it; Tom Glavine wins 300th	(0)
		Padres send pitcher to AAA after serving up HR #755. Hensley Fan Club President Barry Bonds notes the pneumatic issues involved	(1)
		With the Yankees' win today, they have pulled to 0.5 back in the wild card standings behind Seattle. Apparently this means Yankees fans will be forced to cheer for Boston and Josh Beckett right now	(107)
(OC Register)		Rat infestation at Angel Stadium. Oakland fans asked to leave facility to lower vermin numbers	(13)
(Some Golfer)		"The subjects guaranteed to get most newspaper ink in women's golf are pornography, marriage and divorce, and homosexuality"	(12)
		Two days after reporting Kobe Bryant divorce is "imminent" on its website, KCBS-TV takes internet post down	(6)
		Edwin Van der Sar shuts out Chelsea in penalties to give Manchester United the FA Community Shield to start the Premiership season	(34)
(Some Guy)		The pitcher Bonds hit #755 off of has actually tested positive for steroids	(42)
(nascar.com)		Can Tony Stewart win 3 in a row? Pennsylvania 500 at Pocono discussion thread	(91)
(Samoa Observer)		Samoa's Olympic hope is a female weightlifter (with pic)	(17)
		Robby Gordon crosses finish line first but is disqualified for being his usual asshat self in Busch series race	(34)
		Before the game had even ended, Bud Selig issued "the least appropriate statement possible" on Barry Bonds' 755th homerun	(163)
(Some Guy)		Ultimate Fighting Champ Drunk as Hell on Good Morning Texas	(11)
		Mets fans fight to preserve the "Big Apple"	(28)

(Everyone)		Some douchebag just hit an important home run...not that one, the other one	(553)
		Report: Divorce imminent for Kobe Bryant; No pre-nup means settlement will cost him $100M	(42)
		Football Hall of Fame embarassing itself today by inducting some crackhead instead of Art Monk	(81)
		Phelps nearly breaks back ... stroke record	(11)
		Alex Rodriguez hits career homerun #500	(111)
		Indians overtake Tigers in AL Central. Joobu has been very very good to me	(38)
		Chicago Cubs' total time logged as NL Central leaders - 1 day. I don't believe	(30)
		22nd-overall pick Brady Quinn is holding out for top-10 money, doesn't realize that even the Browns don't care if the backup quarterback holds out	(61)
		Jake Brown-- after falling five stories-- suffers damaged lungs, liver, cracked vertebrae and fracture in one hand. Australian for "walk it off"	(33)
		Q: Can Michigan really live up to the lofty preseason hype? A: Is Lloyd Carr known for maintaining his cool at all times?	(87)
(Foxsports.com)		Cleveland Browns' Ryan Tucker suspended four games for using steroids, being batshiat crazy	(9)

		"Whatever the reason, being one with your sausage will help you to win with your sausage"	(11)
		L.A. Clippers star Elton Brand ruptures achilles tendon during workout on Friday	(84)
		Fifty of the (arbitrarily chosen) greatest sporting insults	(31)
		After getting fired by ESPN and SI, Jay Mohr completes the sports media trifecta as a Foxsports.com blogger	(30)
		Tale of the tape: Sports Illustrated looks at Darth Vader and Barry Bonds	(15)
		Remember when Neifi Perez was suspended for 25 games for taking banned stimulants? Apparently he doesn't remember it either	(29)
		Ravens cornerback Chris McAlister has the smallest penis of any player in the NFL (w/SFW pic)	(60)
		Chicago Cubs activate Kerry Wood. Place your bets now on how long it takes for him to go back on the DL	(37)
		Sushi restaurant runs ad: "Congratulations Hank Aaron on 755 home runs. Organic beef and chicken, no added steroids."	(18)
		Piston's coach Flip Saunders narrowly avoids I-35W bridge collapse. Asked by authorities to assist in investigation due to expertise in collapses	(14)
(Fanhouse)		Donovan McNabb comments on the Michael Vick situation. Judging from them, 1) he supports Michael Vick and 2) he has no idea what's going on	(46)
		Former Tampa Bay Devil Ray center fielder Elijah Dukes faces possibility of jail time for violating restraining order. Dukes sucks	(9)
		Tampa City Council unsure over whether to allow liquor to be served at Bucs games. "I understand the way the Bucs have been playing that people want to drink"	(8)
		It's Saturday night, you're a young NBA player and you can have any woman you want. Except for the woman who is NOT a prostitute but IS a policewoman	(31)
		Calvin Johnson ends his holdout, will soon be tackling cornerbacks for the Lions	(45)
		Tim Donaghy broadens his horizons and starts betting on tennis too	(13)
		NY giants Michael Strahan sacked by 15.3 million dollar divorce judgement. That's gotta hurt	(49)
		After Yankees give up 8 runs to the White Sox in the top of the second, they score 8 of their own in the bottom of the inning, making it the highest-scoring second inning in major league history	(78)
		Leilani Munter to make Indy Pro Series debut. She hopes to be noticed for her driving instead of her sharp knees	(38)
		Taking a page out of the Cubs playbook, Brewers catcher Johnny Estrada engages in fisticuffs with manager Ned Yost during 12-4 drubbing by the Mets	(13)
		From X-Games 13: Jake Brown falls 50 feet and walks away	(135)
		Maddux would rather walk Bonds than serve up * homer	(92)
		Time for some crazy air X-Games Discussion	(21)

		What would you pay a pitcher to give up eight runs in 1 2/3 innings? If you said $28 million, then you too can be the Yankees GM	(98)
(Some Guy)		Bud Selig is getting tired of following Barry Bonds everywhere, awaiting his record-breaking home run. It "has been a tough experience, I don't mind telling you"	(30)
(PGAtour.com)		Last week's PGA winner forced to withdraw after back injury from celebrating too hard with his hot hot wife	(10)
		Steinbrenner son poised to push out ailing dad and take over Yankees: "Get rid of my father"	(43)
(Cincinnati Enquirer)		Pete Rose arrives at a baseball camp surrounded by a huge posse, pisses off an army sergeant, uses the F-word in front of children, calls them losers, tells them about looking at Joe DiMaggio's wang in the shower	(43)
		Beijing says they're "ready" for 2008 Olympics, and by "ready" they mean that only two of 34 venues are complete, traffic flow is inadequate and smog is choking the city	(16)
		This year's predicted NFL breakout or bust players. Let's just say Vince Young will probably be pondering lovely cloud shapes this season	(35)
		Kyle Lohse's debut with the Phillies lasts just one inning after he gets hit by line drive	(15)
		Not to be outdone by T.O., Randy Moss "hurts" his leg and is "day to day" according to sideline fashion guru Belichick	(18)
		You can't boo Barry Bonds because you use products to make you look pretty	(55)
		YES is for sale. What is? YES. YES what? It's for sale. What is? YES. YES? That's what I said, YES	(128)
		Kid gets contract with Manchester United after submitting DVD. Our guess is girl-on-girl	(37)
		Michigan players and coaches are ticked off that one of their own admitted that the football team is full of idiots who get coddled academically	(107)
		After Watkins Glen, Chip Ganassi Racing will shut down Juan Pablo Montoya's Busch team	(19)
		Writer spends too much time at Texans training camp drinking Kool-Aid, claims they have a bona fide superstar at WR, a fantasy sleeper at RB (in Ahman Green, no less), and a QB with two career starts who's "ready for prime time"	(40)
		Authors ask for your "snarky comment" about the 50 current NFL players that will make the HOF. This will end well	(148)
		8/2/79 -- another day New Yorkers promised to never forget	(54)
		Still trying to explain their 2006 World Cup loss, Brazil blames team members for being drunk before games and Ronaldo for being "vastly overweight"	(12)
(Go, Cubs, Go!)		Cubs take first place in NL Central. Hey, Chicago, what do you say?	(102)
		"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying"	(37)

		Titans QB Vince Young shows why he scored six out of 50 on the Wonderlic exam by banking a bare-knuckled punch off of a teammate's helmeted dome. Classic. Epic. This thread is classic. Ease up, Vee Why. Vince FREAKING Young. Late. Out	(61)
		Kansas City Chiefs coach Herm Edwards has rabbit ears	(9)
		Braves cut Julio Franco. Jeez, they could have at least given him SOME time to play pro ball	(30)
(with-malice.com)		Rugby World Cup. And ye gods, am I excited	(29)
		If you're a MLB player, getting traded at the last minute can be difficult. It's tough to start a new life and find a new home when you're only making $5,000,000 a year	(21)
(Some Guy)		Cheating NBA ref is an arsonist, too	(10)
(Fox Sports)		Cincinnati Reds management says they were "never close" to unloading professional strikeout machine Adam Dunn at the trade deadline	(34)
(Post-Gazette.com)		Pitcher Matt Morris will officially become the highest-paid player in Pittsburgh Pirates history, accounting for 20% of their current payroll. Completely understandable, considering his blistering 7-7 record and 4.35 ERA	(22)
		Attention young sportscasters: Don't say that Michael Vick would have been better off if he had raped a woman instead of organizing a dogfighting ring	(173)
		It's August 1st, and already five big name Redskins have hurt themselves lifting their paychecks	(12)
		Peter King heads to Chicago Bears training camp, where he's so bored he spends his time lipsynching Air Supply's "All Out of Love" to an autographed 8x10 of Tom Brady	(52)
		Three things are certain in Cleveland in August: The temperature rises, the Indians slump, and the one Cleveland Brown who's any good goes down with an injury	(61)
		Nashville Predators to announce deal to keep them in Nashville for $40M less than they were offered by Hamilton, Ontario investors	(29)
		Rod Beck's ex-wife claims cocaine led to his death, which is obvious if you just look at the man, he was clearly on one or more appetite suppressants	(13)
		"The vertically-challenged stop fields the ball, throwing it to the first baseperson..."	(128)
		Things keep looking bad for Tim Donaghy as a professional gambler states his associates were winning up to 70% of their NBA bets on games that Donaghy was officiating	(17)
		The next time someone starts complaining about players not being loyal , give them a gentle reminder of Michael Strahan's situation	(51)
(foxsports.com)		Michael Vick needs to ask Barry Bonds how to pick friends that won't snitch	(8)
		Newspaper writer misunderstands assignment about ball tampering in sports, writes a full column on the painful things that players inflict upon other player's testicles in the heat of the game	(11)
		Father and son dressed in blackface as Barry Bonds and his trainer have their giant syringe and three-foot asterisk confiscated at Dodgers stadium, but still get to enjoy booing Bonds	(162)
		Indiana footballer shows his brilliance by throwing a water balloon at an off-duty cop who was still in uniform	(13)
		Eagles fans crash Cowboys training camp. "We came down here to see if they learned how to kick an extra point yet"	(122)
		Eric Moulds signs with the Titans, no signing bonus, no incentives, for the minimum veteran pay. He just wants to play. Suck it holdouts	(22)
		Johan Santana primes himself to become a Yankee in 2009	(57)
		Talk show caller to O.J.: "Did you kill Bill Walsh?"	(15)
		My how times have changed. The Big 10 may expand and invite Rutgers to join. Yes, Rutgers	(96)
		Dodger fans sing Barry an opera in boo flat (with great pic)	(29)
		Tony Stewart’s post-race victory speech honoring his fans and "the bullshiat" they put up with costs him $25,000 and 25 points in the Race for the Cup. Way to pile more steer manure on 'em, fatboy	(32)
		Mets bullpen blows Tom Glavine's 300th win	(37)
		Crowd at Rockies/Marlins game in Miami was "was likely less than 3,000"	(47)
		*beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* base hit	(15)
(Some Guy)		Daunte Culpepper decides to be a lame duck QB in Oakland, have at least four team's jerseys in his closet	(20)
		An expert on doping says he has evidence that Tour de France winner Alberto Contador was doping	(24)

		Kerry Wood to make an appearance on the 15 day "abled" list this weekend. I still believe	(38)
		Death, taxes, and Patriots defensive backs missing the entire season	(61)
(NBA)		Danny Ainge was playing chess while the rest of the NBA was playing checkers. Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen, and Paul Pierce on same team	(69)
		Since his NFL contract prohibits non-football activities that could cause injury, Pacman Jones can't pretend to wrestle	(15)
(Some Guy)		It's official - Gagne is a Red Sock	(197)
		Archaeologists discover ancient Egyptian bowling alley, issue desperate plea for shoe freshener	(23)
		Yankees deal Scott Proctor so they won't miss a step when A-Rod departs and pick up... wait for it ...William Betemit	(102)
(Some Trader)		Ridiculous trade rumors and actual trades: The 2007 Trade Deadline Discussion Thread	(218)
		In case anybody is interested, the only American in Formula 1 just got fired	(50)
		Brazil submits bid to host the 2014 World Cup. They'll probably win because they are the only remaining candidate after Colombia flopped to the ground back in April	(13)
		San Francisco 49ers running back Frank Gore may miss the entire preseason after breaking a bone in his fumbling hand	(68)
		Sir, for the last time - if you're driving under 180 mph, we can't have you out on public roads	(2)
		The Curse of Millen continues: The number two quarterback for the Lions could be out for season before it even starts	(41)
		"I am making a comment by not making a comment," - Hank Aaron	(92)
		Today's sports fan who kills his mother because his team loses story brought to you by Queens and the New York Mets	(53)
		Brady Quinn misses training camp for the fourth straight day while he courageously holds out for more money	(75)
		With Kevin Garnett, the Boston Celtics matter again	(82)
		Michigan and Notre Dame talk it over, have hot makeup sex and agree to keep playing each other till 2031. Duke agrees to continue sucking indefinitely	(40)

		Quadruple amputee will attempt triathlon, including a 2.4-mile swim without prosthetic limbs. Before you ask, no, his name is not Bob	(26)
		Spanish rider Mayo becomes third rider to flunk Tour de France drug test. Last seen doing pushups in the mud while screaming "I got nowhere else to go ... I got nothin' else," at Lou Gossett Jr	(20)
(jacksonville.com)		Unable to come to terms with Rick Mirer, Ryan Leaf, or Gino Toretta, Jacksonville Jaguars sign QB Tim Couch	(64)
		There isn't a single thing on Earth that Eddy Curry can defend	(17)
		The incredibly dangerous sport of sailing has claimed another life off the coast of some made-up place named Gwynedd, Abersoch	(22)
		In an attempt to clean up its image, pro-wrestling turns to Pacman Jones for help	(22)
		"We're not condemning bad behavior, but Michael Vick is innocent until proven guilty"	(54)
(videoblazer.net)		One of the craziest plays in baseball - the called third strike home run	(130)
		Beckham to miss third consecutive game for Galaxy, this time against FC Dallas. Hopes to be back in action before contest against Real Sandy Vagina	(33)
		Tuesday could be a milestone day in baseball as Tom Glavine could get his 300th win, A-Rod could get his 500th homer, and Barry Bonds could get his 755th asterisk	(14)
		There are only eight pitchers in MLB history who rank in the top 20 in wins, strikeouts, and shutouts. One of them was just denied entry into the Hall of Fame for the tenth straight year, with little hope of ever being voted in	(58)
(Some Guy)		33 high school cheerleaders get into a fight in a dorm hallway at the end of a four-day cheerleading camp. There were no arrests, but dozens of male fans who witnessed the melee were treated at the scene for priapism	(140)
		Former 49ers coach, football genius Bill Walsh has left the playing field	(215)
		Devil Ray fans can celebrate their 4th straight week at the bottom of the Power Rankings. Arguments start at the right	(66)
		Astana Cycling Team fires former Tour de France leader Alexandre Vinokourov after "B" sample also tests positive for blood doping	(14)
(Fan Nation)		Ron Artest urges kids to keep their grades up, stay out of trouble, don't give up million-dollar job for rap career, stay away from domestic violence, decline beating patrons at place of work, work at Circuit city, scowl frequently	(5)
		Baseball fan gets hit by foul ball and generates the perennial "do we need more safety features at ballparks?" story	(167)
		Carlos Zambrano goes 3-4 and only allows 2 hits for his 14th win. Cubs are now 1/2 game back of the Brewers. I still believe	(28)
		Things just got a lot more interesting the National League pennant race... 1B Mark Teixeira is packing his big bat and heading to Atlanta	(50)
(Fox Sports)		Is Kevin Garnett on his way to Boston? FOX Sports is saying that it's close, but WEEI in Boston is confirming	(81)
		Vick co-defendant pleads to conspiracy, agrees to work with Feds	(21)
(AZ diamondbacks)		73 year old Randy Johnson is out for the season to repair his back, so he can play next year. Carl Pavano points and laughs, promptly breaks rotator cuff	(6)
		Cal Ripken Jr., Tony Gwynn inducted into Baseball Hall of Fame, somehow without using steroids. Suck it, *	(40)
		PGA pro takes a page from the Tin Cup script, fires his pro caddy and selects a new one from the gallery	(3)
		Tony Stewart wins Brickyard 400. Out of pure habit, Juan Pablo Montoya finishes where he started. Which was in second place	(15)
		Ichiro third fastest to hit 1,500, but is still well behind Wilt's 20,000 hits	(12)
(Fox Sports)		Steroid awareness clinic tonight at Dodgers Stadium. It must be just a coincidence	(3)
		Natalie Gulbis, no longer the LPGA's version of Anna Kournikova, finally wins a golf tournament. Still golfs in a push-up bra	(18)
		A team from the SEC couldn't survive the Pac-10's round robin schedule	(166)
		No 755*	(68)