David Beckham finally plays on a team that wins something. Sure it's the Spanish Liga title, which is kinda like the thanks-for-coming-out trophy, but still, he won something	(8)
		Barry Bonds is now seven homeruns away of being the most hated man in baseball ever	(47)
		Angel Cabrera wins US Open. Tiger Woods leaves press conference saying "Don't cry for me Argentina."	(10)
		Lewis Hamilton makes it back-to-back F1 wins by taking the US Grand Prix in Indianapolis	(18)
(CBS SportsLine)		Last round of the US Open discussion thread. Tiger is back by two Billy Squiers at the start of the day, LGT leaderboard	(103)
(Some Guy)		"It always has been a curious thing that NASCAR thinks it’s something close to a sin to race on Mother’s Day but virtually throws a parade leading up to its race on Father’s Day"	(23)
		The Chicago Cubs season in a nutshell: Derrek Lee attacks the opposing pitcher, while Zambrano takes a no-hitter into the eighth inning, only to lose the game in the ninth. Can it get any worse?	(29)
		In honor of the 24 hours of Le Mans weekend, take a ride with a Porsche 936 at speed around the track	(24)
		You thought running a marathon was tough. Try it with your hands on your balls	(9)
		Nationals minor leaguer ties 95 year old hitting streak record of 42 games. Duke sucks	(12)
(Some Guy)		"24 hours of LeMans 2007" discussion thread	(24)
		Browns cornerback making giant strides after blowing out both knees last season; could be ready to blow out both knees again by start of upcoming season	(14)
		Fox and ESPN will soon both offer expanded "Bonds Coverage" as Bonds approaches 755*	(39)
		Lewis Hamilton sitting on the pole in Montreal F1, which is in no way an indication of his sexual preference	(10)

		Larry Brown possibly resuming NBA coaching duties. And by "coaching duties", I mean coaching the team to underperform, then engineering the ownership into a multimillion dollar contract buyout	(11)
		55-pound stripped bass sets N.Y. record	(15)
		Are you a violent drug dealing thug? Feel like you're going nowhere in life? Come to Montana and play football. Free handgun and 8-ball for the first 100 applicants	(11)
		Kobe didn't want to be traded, then demanded to be traded, then didn't want to be traded, again wants to be traded	(23)
(Cincinnati Enquirer)		In Cincinnati, it's actually news when a member of the Bengals ISN'T invovled in an assault. Actual headline: "Bengals not involved in assault"	(13)
		"Soccer-playing America is massively liberal, loving, caring, socially conscious and nice. While soccer-hating America consists of Bush-supporting, bible-bashing, gun-crazed, quasi-fascist chicken-lovers."	(56)
		'Swamp soccer' catching on in Scotland. "It's one of the few outdoor sporting events where bad weather actually makes the conditions better," explains organizer (pic)	(2)
		Sammy Sosa is one away from corking his 600th career homerun. Duke sucks	(26)
(Some Guy)		"I'm no particular fan of the USGA, but why should Mickelson blame the USGA because he did something stupid? Besides, who injures himself playing golf?"	(17)
		Yankees' 9-game win streak comes to an end as soon as they actually have to face a good team	(96)
		Dale Earnhardt Jr interested in buying the #8 from DEI and bringing it to Hendrick Motorsports	(16)
		Oakland Raiders cancel week of practice after players complain that workouts were "too intense", Lyle Alzado on the way to help	(31)
(Some Guy)		Florida Gators offensive lineman faces two misdemeanor charges, one of them being because he fired an AK-47 into the air in public. Yeah, that one might earn you some stars	(12)
		Dave Lewis fired as Boston Bruins head coach. The 2 fans not boycotting after they traded Joe Thornton for a bag of doritos and a candy bar to be named later are devastated	(20)

		Redskins rookie to miss practice after being shot in the nads during a team-building paintball match: "I didn't know paintball was that dangerous"	(31)
(CFL.ca)		Roughriders vs The Lions tonight in pre-season CFL action. The world holds it's collective breath to see if Kerry Joseph or Marcus Crandell will be named as the Roughriders starting QB	(39)
(Some Phillie)		Jose Mesa of the Philadelphia Phillies was born in 1966, and has a daughter who was born in 1974. You do the math	(40)
(Some Guy)		"You’re baffled as to how professional beach volleyball has become the nation’s fastest-growing spectator sport," says reporter who has never watched the sweet, glistening, nubile bodies of female volleyball players	(38)
		Josh Beckett takes first loss as Rockies pound the Red Sox for second game in a row. Also, the Yankees have won nine in a row. Just saying	(282)
		Spurs sweep Cavs to win their 4th NBA title since 1999, boring an entire nation in the process	(138)
(TSN.ca)		Sidney Crosby youngest player ever to win the Pearson Trophy, will put it on the mantle next to his shiny new Hart Trophy. Suck it, Leafs	(52)
		Wickman gives up 3 runs in the 9th inning, allowing the Twins to sweep the Braves. Hope that bag of magic beans is working out for Cleveland	(14)
		SI ranks the top college football uniforms. Ugly is the new black	(106)
(Some Guy)		Olympic hopeful injured in horrific fall in Shanghai gymnastics competition. Olympics are out, chances of walking ever again very uneven	(16)
		Jose Lima biding his time pitching in the Mexican League, figures some team in desperate need of starting pitching will eventually ask him to give it his breast shot	(10)
		Nebraska golf marathon won with a 1-under 431	(3)

		Nick Saban's Univ. of Alabama contract goes to the Board of Trustees for approval. Unlike Saban, the contract is not short and, ironically, includes a loyalty clause, something with which he is completely unfamiliar	(9)
		Frenchman Gicquel takes 130MPH shot to the cojones, goes on to defeat German Becker	(9)
		Robert Horry says Spurs would also beat down the Lakers & Celtics of the 80s	(43)
		Tigers suspend Colon. The team was tired of putting up with Colon's crap and acting like an a-hole	(17)
		LA Dodgers fire Hall of Famer Eddie Murray as hitting coach after team only gets 31 hits and scores 18 runs while sweeping the NL East-leading NY Mets	(16)
(PhysOrg)		MLB takes fantasy leagues to court for not paying licensing fees to use players names. Obviously, the lucrative autograph selling market isn't enough of a cash cow. Bob Uecker hangs his head in shame	(34)
		Spurs shun dynasty talk ahead of potential title-clinching game. LeBron, however, not afraid to call them that. Let's see if he can do anything to stop them tonight. NBA Finals Game 4 Discussions	(286)
		Daunte Culpepper injures his clipboard hand	(25)
(Some Hammertonian)		Deposits are being taken for season tickets to the Hamilton Predators of the NHL	(53)
		At least *something* went well for LeBron James this week. His wife gave birth to their second son, Bryce Maximus	(63)
(Providence Journal)		Curt Schilling gets his ever-widening bacon burnt to a crisp against the fearsome Colorado Rockies	(298)
		The Calgary Flames have apparently recently replaced Coach Jim Playfair with Satan	(34)
		Indianapolis Colts' 2007 Super Bowl rings arrive on silver platter, continuing the theme established when Mr. Fark It, I'm Going Deep emerged from the NFC	(49)
		A Tampa Bay Devil Ray finally got good wood on something. Too bad it was a 17 year old girl	(35)
		Bud Selig might suspend Jason Giambi if he doesn't cooperate with the Mitchell probe. Yankees note they've won eight straight without him, shrug	(20)

		In their latest attempt to remain the worst team in professional sports, the NY Knicks seek to acquire Kobe Bryant	(22)
		He killed his friend. He screwed his NBA career. But of course it’s not his fault – it was the rap music	(26)
		La Russa unsure if he'll pick Bonds for All-Star team	(24)
		Here's a headline that never gets old: "England has no chance of winning next World Cup"	(12)
		Minor league baseball team to parody Billy Donovan's decision making, by letting fans try to weasel out of the purchase price of their ticket. Bonus: an attorney will be at the game, helping negotiate the settlement terms	(9)
(Some Guy)		With the Braves and Mets playing like AA Farm clubs, suddenly Jimmy Rollins preseason statement about Philadelphia being the team to beat isn't quite so ludicrous to anyone	(47)
		Another day, another heated dugout exchange between Chicago Cubs catcher Michael Barrett and one of the pitchers	(28)
		Colin Montgomerie, widely known for his friendly disposition and good cheer, preps for the US Open by asking for a caddy who "knows the course and how to keep his mouth shut"	(12)
		Now driving in the No. 5 Hendrick Motorsports Chevy, Dale Earnhardt Jr	(123)
		Sources close to the negotiations say Jim Balsillie may announce his plans for the Nashville Predators as soon as this afternoon	(46)
(Some WHO-DEY Guy)		Awww... not this shiat again	(21)
(WLBZ2.com)		NBA superstar Scottie Pippen got $289,000 in farming subsidies while Leo Tammi, a farmer, gets $500 a year	(191)
		Former NASCAR champion Terry Labonte to drive Michael Waltrip's car on road courses, likely marking the third and fourth times all season that the car will actually qualify for a race	(29)
		Etch-A-Sketch artist etchasketches LeBron James	(21)
		David Stern dons his Gary Bettman mask, declares NBA is not worried about record low TV ratings	(46)
		Emergency crews make a beer run so flood affected town can watch the State of Origin like real Aussies - pissed as newts	(18)
		The Red Sox have a history of being superstitious, leaving dozens of angry, wheelchair-bound rabbits in their wake	(46)
		MLB player Elijah Dukes, who was recently accused of threatening to murder his wife, now faces charges of impregnating 17-year-old girl	(30)
		In the biggest transfer news of the summer, talismanic Arsenal striker Thierry Henry is, is not, might be, probably going to Barcelona, but no one knows for sure, least of all him	(28)
(Some Guy)		China humiliate, HUMILIATE, England to close on Sudirman Cup. This folks, is badminton at its finest	(15)
(Some US Guy)		US v El Salvador. US could go perfect in group play	(40)

		Top 25 sports stories of the last 25 years. Farkers to start arguing the rankings in 3...2...1	(78)
		Red Wings re-sign 45 year old Chris Chelios to a 1 year deal. Gordie Howe unimpressed	(23)
(Some Guy)		The Detroit Tiger's Justin Verlander, last years AL Rookie of the Year, just threw his first no hitter	(96)
		I sense a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of rednecks cried out, and were suddenly silenced by their heads exploding	(50)
		For the first time ever, Cleveland gets to host an NBA Finals game. Hey, who invited the Spurs? They always spoil the party. Game 3 NBA Finals Discussion	(239)
(Orlando Sentinel)		The wussification of America continues as Little League decides to regulate pitch counts	(94)
(TexasHoldem)		Phil Hellmuth wins record 11th bracelet at the World Series of Poker, is still a bitter redass	(84)
		Remember Mike Nifong, asshat lawyer of the year contender? Looks like he's gonna get disbarred	(269)
		Article concerning the new three-point line in college basketball: Stats suggest a deeper three-point line won't slow down game's sharpshooters	(15)
(Some Guy)		Reds' Eric Milton is done for the year. That was a well spent $25.5 million	(25)
(Charleston Gazette)		People go to minor league baseball games for cheap beer, not baseball	(40)
(Some Guy)		Nine baseball players who -- much like Michael Jackson -- wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason	(57)
		Toledo finds missing email in NCAA betting case. Feds continue probe	(1)
		UFC fighter's claim: Chuck Liddell was in rehab just before knockout loss to Quentin Jackson	(32)
		Report: Daly's wife says he scratched himself in cover-up attempt	(12)
		Some WNBA player retires, ESPN publishes a story about it because David Stern told them to	(36)
(Some Guy)		Vince McMahon dies in a fire	(164)
		747*	(51)
(Some Guy)		Ever wonder what happened to those new synthetic basketballs rejected by NBA players? Turns out they didn't get shipped off to the Island of Misfit Toys	(18)

		Duke reaches settlement with fired lacrosse coach, sucks	(9)
		ESPN launches new player-ranking equation just like VORP, OPS and OMGWTFBBQ. Naturally, no one will care about it but everyone will argue over it	(25)
		Don't stop believin': NBA Finals Game 2 ratings got whacked, most likely due to "Sopranos" finale. Phil Leotardo was crushed, absolutely crushed, when he got the news	(51)
		Stripper throws flag on Detroit Lions defensive tackle for neutral zone infraction. Lawyers busy preparing "Pacman Fever" defense	(11)
		Two lawyers + one set of season tickets = best use of the Amusing tag you've seen all week	(15)
		Michael Waltrip Racing may release Dale Jarrett, forcing him to find a team that doesn't suck	(37)
		This may be it for NFL Europe, which served as a development league and an introduction to Europeans what real football looks like	(47)
		Auction house withdraws $1M bounty for Barry Bonds' 756th home run ball. Boba Fett, Zuckuss, 4-LOM, Boushh, Bossk, Dengar, IG-88 said to be pissed	(31)
		January: "David Beckham will never play for Real Madrid again." June: "PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE STAY"	(25)
(Some Blogger)		Latest behavior that will get you ejected from the game by the NCAA: Blogging	(27)
		ESPN buys the world's biggest website devoted to cricket because, well, who among us can get enough news about cricket?	(40)
		$25 million is too little for Gilbert Arenas. "The recent birth of his second child has led him to view his financial future in a different light." Apparently feeding and caring for two kids requires the GDP of French Guiana	(51)
(CBS SportsLine)		Columnist and New York Knick fan: "This has become the most unwatchable NBA Finals in league history. Seriously"	(65)