A final look at the storylines, factors and keys to the series before the 2007 Stanley Cup Championship opens on Monday night. Predictions and trash talk welcome	(2)
		Caption this mascot and the Secretary of State	(16)
		Kobe Bryant wants to be traded from L.A.... unless HE gets what HE wants	(10)
		Yankee bullpen drops the ball...again	(35)
		746*	(53)
(Some Guy)		Granny basketball fever - catch it	(3)
		Miami columnist hears plenty smack from British Dolphin fans after mocking NFL's decision to play game in London	(3)
(Some Right Turn)		Coca-Cola 600 discussion thread	(542)
		Ginn Racing is leading the Dale Earnhardt Jr. sweepstakes. Who?	(16)
		Even Canadians are complaining that it's ridiculous to be playing the Stanley Cup finals in June, pointing out the Leafs have the right idea by ending their season in April every year	(21)
		Fernando Alonso wins Monaco Grand Prix in race eerily reminiscent of the time you drunkenly stumbled into a lesbian bar - there were no passes	(12)
		International Cricket Council (ICC) president Percy Sonn has died aged 57... *crickets*	(5)
(AOL Sports Blog)		Confidential informant links Michael Vick to dog fighting	(25)
(Some Guy)		Ohio lacrosse coaches use UFIAs to maintain team discipline... No, really	(66)
		Official Indianapolis 500 thread. Predict who will win	(343)
		Beckham is 'ecstatic' to be recalled by England for a friendly against Brazil and the Euro qualifier against Estonia. "Anything to be away from Tom Cruise and his weird alien religion"	(4)
(Some Guy)		UFC has a new light heavyweight champion as Chuck Liddell loses to Quinton "Rampage" Jackson	(41)
(Goal.com)		Beckham explains how he chose the L.A. Galaxy over a real football team, and somehow manages to avoid the phrase "a metric buttload of cash"	(17)
		Bobby Cox gets thrown out two games in a row. Now stands one ejection shy of matching John McGraw's all-time record of 131	(12)

(Some Guy)		Peyton Manning, serves as grand marshal at Indy 500 parade. Throws four TDs and films three commericals	(11)
(Some Guy)		Duke LaCrosse team forcibly penetrates their way into NCAA finals. Duke sucks	(18)
		Why yes, you CAN interest Caron Butler in some cake and ice cream. Bonus: Chuck Norris cake pic	(11)
		Nascar allows Mr. Jet Fuel to finally go back to work	(2)
		Here's some of the insightful and well-reasoned hockey analysis you're missing if you, like virtually everyone else in the country, can't figure out where the fark Versus is on your cable box (video - contains not safe for work language)	(6)
(One-Timer)		Proving its games are nothing more than unrealistic arcade fare, EA's NHL 07 simulation has Ottawa Senators winning the Cup in 6 games thanks to strong goaltending by Emery	(21)
		Jim Nabors pulls out of singing 'Back Home Again in Indiana' at the Indy 500 due to illness, which is his first miss since 1986	(18)
		UFC 71 discussion. What’s a Chuck Liddell?	(124)
		Ottawa Senators voiding Stanley Cup tickets sold by scalpers	(157)
(Some pit lane gossip)		Formula One's three hottest rumors for the three Farkers who follow Formula One	(33)
		Griffey Junior hits homer 574, moves into 5th place all time	(37)
		Cubs pound Dodgers for 7 runs in 7th to take a 3-run lead, proceed to give back 4 runs in the 8th and lose the game. Lou Pinella meltdown level increased to intense orange-red	(25)

		Marvin lewis is shocked SHOCKED the police are picking on his team	(13)
		Just when I was getting good: NCAA to move the 3-point line back one foot	(15)
		Pencil-pushing geek analyzes some incredibly important stats you never heard of and determines Andruw Jones sucks	(46)
(gearhead)		Ways to make the Indy 500 relevant again. Amazingly, "Danica Patrick nude" is not one of them	(37)
		Former NHL player and Phoenix Coyotes assistant coach Rick Tocchet pleads guilty in gambling case. Pete Rose lays 3 to 1 odds that "Toch" does no jail time	(13)
(cyclingnews)		Tour de France winner admits doping. No, not Floyd Landis	(38)
		Forget Winnipeg and Las Vegas, Toronto is the best market for the Nashville Predators to move to	(172)
		If (game = (Det:Cle) ) { headline="Did Lebron blow it in game #"+x}	(66)
		LeBron James refuses to sign a letter condeming genocide in Darfur	(59)

(mlb.com)		John Smoltz becomes baseball's first pitcher with 200 wins and 150 saves	(85)
(AOL Sports Blog)		Stern sticks to letter of the law, suspends LeBron James for Kobe-like elbow to the head of Chris Webber on a jump shot "follow through." Just kidding	(58)
		Winners of eight of their last ten games, allow me to present the hottest team in baseball right now: the Kansas City Royals?	(37)
(KMOV)		Not News: Family of deceased Cardinal pitcher to sue bar. News: Suing tow truck drunky hit. Fark: Suing the owner of car tow truck was there to collect	(168)
		Plenty of women at the Indy 500 ensures all headlight fluid will be checked and full	(54)
		Yankees looking to major league farm team Denver Expos for help	(63)
(Post-Gazette)		$3 million, 10-foot statue of Mr. Rogers to be placed outside of Heinz Field. Cheaper than Rothlesberger, and more likely to come out of the first Steelers game uninjured	(35)
		NFL lineman reports on American Idol for Charlotte TV station; Uses airtime to showcase his own musical stylings (with video)	(4)
		90-employee soda company (which features turkey & gravy flavored drink) beats out Coca-Cola for Seahawks' QWest Field pouring rights	(41)
		Carl Pavano to get Tommy John surgery, ending a Yankee career that saw him get $8 million per win. In other news, Roger Clemens wants a raise	(44)
		Former UK basketball player wins renomination for Agriculture Commissioner position, pledges to continue efforts to form a cow army to destroy Christian Laettner	(37)
		UEFA blames Liverpool fans for chaos, UFIA	(33)
		ESPN VideoGames elaborates on new Tecmo football game. Well..."elaborates" is a stretch. More like rambles on incoherently for 2 paragraphs and falls down. ESPN does video games now?	(30)
(Drugged?)		George Foreman I, Jr. and III, have bought an IRL team. Free grills for everyone	(5)
(NoMaas.org)		Rough draft of Curt Schilling's next blog entry	(39)
		14 holes in one. 4 months. 1 lucky lady golfer	(22)
		Milwaukee Brewers set to appear on "The Young and the Restless". Will play game versus The Evil Twins	(7)

(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)		NHL's Predators have been sold to Canadian Jim Balsille. Relocation to Canada likely. Nashville's fan said to be unconsolable	(232)
		Vinnie Testaverde still hanging around the Patriots. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pain or remorse. And he absolutely will not stop playing football, ever, until you are dead	(23)
(Heartland Outdoorsman)		Imagine river carp jumping from the water, then add rednecks with bows and arrows, and you get... "bowfishing"	(26)
		Titans/Keyshawn lovefest is over	(18)
		Mark Martin on standby to take over No. 24 car when Jeff Gordon goes into labor. Or something like that	(25)
(Inside Lacrosse)		NCAA deciding whether to give current Duke laxers an extra year of eligibility. Nifong sucks	(13)
		Joe Pa at Penn State is running a state-pen operation after several players got arrested	(40)
		Memphis Grizzlies President Jerry West takes lottery defeat with grace. Ha ha, no... not really. He immediately threw a temper tantrum and called for the league to abandon the lottery system so that his sucktacular team can get the top pick	(81)
		Andy Roddick didn't realize he had 22 inch arms until he saw himself on the cover of Men's Fitness magazine	(16)
		Tampa Bay Devil Ray Elijah Dukes' recent voicemail to wife: " You dead, dawg. I ain't even bulls-------. Your kids too, dawg."	(42)
		"John Doe" of brutal assault has been identified as Villanova star. His condition isn't good	(3)
		NY Mets GM says Pedro Martinez could be back on the mound by August, just in time to get injured before the playoffs	(12)
		Last week: Giambi courageously apologizes for using steroids. This week: Juicambi fails another drug test. Yankees attempt to void season	(44)
		Redskins apologize for Clinton Portis' dogfighting remarks, last year's season	(15)
(Bronx Banter)		One of Derek Jeter's at-bat songs is now R. Kelly's “I’m a Flirt.” Amusing and Obvious tags fighting to the death over this one	(8)
		Derek Jeter hopes to one day own his own team. Reportedly six box tops away from acquiring Royals	(7)
		Alex Rodriguez, master of the cheap shot. Classy	(399)
		AC Milan and Liverpool clash tonight in the Champions League final. This is not a repeat	(158)
(NBA.Com)		Portland wins NBA draft lottery. Suck it, Memphis	(93)
(KXII)		Smoking banned at youth ballparks. Kelly Leak surrenders	(7)
		Ducks finish off the Red Wings in Game Six	(94)
		Aussie farkers and those who take their football without pads, welcome to the State of Origin discussion thread	(29)
(Sportsline)		Hendrick Motorsports to win all Nextel Cup events in 2008 as NASCAR chooses to go exclusively with CoT	(12)
		The 10 stupidest things in sports. And coming in at No. 1? The DH	(121)

		Hammerin Hank still says no thanks	(40)
		Ernie Banks to get a statue at Wrigley Field. Considered a defensive upgrade in left field	(9)
		Death row convict's final words as he dies: "Go Raiders." Raiders will go, and continue to suck	(120)
		Don't worry, Atlanta Hawks fans, the residents of Arizona promise to take good care of your top-ranked draft pick this year. Seriously, enjoy Joe Johnson's "work" ethic	(34)
		Italy's national airline is grounded by disgruntled workers just in time for tomorrow's Champions League final in Athens, stranding thousands of AC Milan supporters. Well that's one way to curb fan violence	(15)
		PETA to LSU: Get rid of your live tiger mascot, it's cruel to the animal. LSU to PETA: Suck it	(74)
		One week after his sister rips him publicly, Lakers team president Jim Buss humiliated by assistant coach Kurt Rambis on same radio station (with audio)	(8)
		Arsenal to U.S. billionaire Stan Kroenke last month: "Sod off, Yank, we don't want your sort buying the club." Arsenal to Kroenke today: "So how much, exactly, are you willing to pay, Mr. Kroenke, sir?"	(12)
		Arlington, Texas gets 2011 Super Bowl	(69)
		It is truly a sad day when we get our butt whipped by Italy over a cup with our name on it	(23)
		Offical NBA draft lottery thread. Oden, Durant or bust (with top 100 prospect rankings)	(191)
		If it wasn't for my horse, I'd never have spent that year playing for the Arizona Cardinals	(15)
(HuskerExtra.com)		The Big XII is starting to push for five years of eligibility for college football players instead of the current four	(54)
		Thirty-three years after losing to Muhammad Ali, George Foreman claims he was drugged before the fight	(23)
(Samurai Jim)		An open letter to Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick, aka Ron Mexico	(10)
(Bugs & Cranks)		Swinging for the fences: A look at baseball's all-or-nothing sluggers	(27)
		In a move certain to improve the team and send them to the playoffs, the KC Royals are to spend $250 million revamping the stadium	(15)
		Littlest fan's final joy sees Sens off to Cup	(152)
(Some Guy)		After 41 years and 97 losses, upstate New York high school lacrosse team finally beats crosstown rivals; totally get laid	(16)
		One way to know that your team really sucks: You build a 6-0 lead and lose... to the Reds	(30)
		May 22nd NHL playoff thread. The Ducks have the chance to flap the Wings, will they succeed? Duke sucks	(527)
(NY Daily News)		Yankee rookie celebrates his first major league win, over the cross town Mets no less, not on the party circuit of NYC, but with a Big Mac attack in NJ	(29)
		NFL owners to decide between Indianapolis, Texas or Arizona for 2011 Super Bowl. Arizona is probably safest choice because that stadium will be empty months before the game	(27)
(Rutland Herald)		Actual headline: "A Rod, Wang, do in BoSox." Yeah, pro sports aren't homoerotic in any way at all	(56)
		China to fire rockets at clouds to ensure no rain at Olympics Opening Ceremony. In other news, China to fire rockets at Taiwan to ensure no Taiwanese at Olympics Opening Ceremony	(46)
		Former All Black rugby captain taunts England's World Cup team as "a bunch of fatties"	(13)
		The only thing this pitcher can't do is give himself a Dutch Rudder (video)	(5)
		Washington Redskins running back Clinton Portis sticks up for Ron Mexico on the divisive issue of dogfighting, saying: "It's his property; it's his dogs. If that's what he wants to do, do it"	(57)
		Political website claims ESPN anchor Kenny Mayne invented SportsCenter signature call in order to campaign for Barack Obama	(16)
(Some AOL blog)		NFL pr0n email scandal now has a name. This offender is always on the offensive	(10)
		Mother sues coach after child injures himself sliding into second base. Child says he felt beckoned	(85)

(nba.com)		Pistons take the first step towards being runner-up in NBA finals	(48)
		Hendrick Motorsports takes itself out of the Dale Earnhardt Jr. sweepstakes	(30)
		Running across a line of porta-johns while people throw beer at you. I think Fark has a new official sport	(21)
		I'z at ur bacebol gamez, rowlin in da tarpz	(30)
(Some athletic supporter)		Interesting chart compares baseball teams' performance to their salary. Updated daily	(46)
		If he had to do it all over again, Robert Horry says he would still attempt to KO Steve Nash	(104)
(the Fanhouse)		If you are an assistant NFL coach and want to email pr0n to a friend, make sure you don't also send it to every GM in the league. And their secretaries. And the commissioner	(13)
(smittblog)		What if people actually listened to Mel Kiper?	(32)
		NY Jets kick returner Justin Miller prepares for his Cincinnati Bengals tryout	(10)
		Maria Sharapova reveals on her official website that she's willing to go Down Under for "night session" with Aussie golfer Adam Scott	(21)
(Some Guy)		NASCAR announces they will shorten several races due to rising gasoline costs. Nationwide, NASCAR fans will blow a gasket	(49)
		English football manager fired after 10 minutes in charge	(18)