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Red Sox hit back-to-back-to-back-to-back HR's against the best scouted pitching line-up the $1.2 billion Yankees can offer. Whitey Ford has another scotch on the rocks |
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Philadelphia Eagles always have the best cheerleaders. These pics from tryouts prove it (SFW) |
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Michael Strahan's ex-wife holds garage sale with his stuff, continues to air public laundry |
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Boy wonder Cristiano Ronaldo wins PFA Player of the Year award |
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Phoenix Suns beat the Los Angeles Kobes 95-87 |
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Lightning strike twice, Devils advance anyway |
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Veteran swimmer dies during Earth Day marathon. At least he kept himself in shape |
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The good news: A Philadelphia sports team finally wins a championship. The bad news: It's some soccer team that no one has ever heard of |
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| (Lancaster Online) |
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Meet Cindy McVey, equine sports massage therapist. Your dog wants... no, lower.. lower...aah, right there |
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| (The other half dozen hockey fans) |
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NHL Playoffs thread |
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High school twin sisters pitch simultaneous no-hitters, immediately get flooded with calls from desperate Royals scouts |
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Alabama draws more than 92,000 for spring scrimmage. Let the debate about the most rabid fanbase end forever |
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Jeff Gordon matches Dale Earnhardt Sr's record, shows he's no Barry Bonds by hoisting a #3 flag for his Victory Lap |
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| (Some Guy) |
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Funny soccer tactics |
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Amid all the Red Sox-Yankees hype, some kid you've never heard of just threw a complete game with 15 K's for the Phillies. Bonus: triple play |
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Calgary classless as they go down in Flames |
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Ugly-ass Barbaro brother born. Spalding, Purina to offer sponsorships (with pic) |
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Mets fan arrested at Shea for trying to blind Braves players with a "high-powered flashlight," likely charged with light assault, battery not included |
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Complete list of MLB franchise values. You'll never guess who tops the list |
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Red Sox and Yankees game discussion |
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Chelsea striker and Player of the Year candidate Didier Drogba is releasing a rap album under the name "Drogbacite." The Sun is there, naturally |
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Where's the love? Official NBA Playoff Thread -- April 21, 2007. Vince Carter returns to Toronto to a red sea of boo's |
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Official English Premiership discussion forum. Happy St. Totteringham's Day |
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| (The Student Operated Press) |
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NASCAR Drivers Downshift to Navy Life |
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NHL Playoff Discussion, Saturday April 21, 2007. No more Crosby to clog up the pipes |
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Red Sox come back against Yanks and A-rod's 2 HRs. ESPN continues to give fellatio to both teams |
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Sebastian Telfair didn't even bother to put his gun in a pillowcase this time, arrested on felony gun charges after gun found under seat in his SUV |
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Stan "No intention or interest in buying Arsenal" Kroenke is now 40% on the way toward launching a formal bid to buy Arsenal just four weeks later |
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Sean Hill to miss remainder of playoffs for violating substance abuse policy. Rest of team to join him tomorrow for violating sucking policy |
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Why do the San Jose Sharks play well for their coach? He gives the star of the game a "Wonder Bread" hat, just like Ricky Bobby ( 2nd item ) |
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Longest serving English soccer boss to step down in the summer after 24 years with his team |
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Yankees radio announcer calls A-Rod homerun an "A-Bomb." Think he'll say that if Rodriguez goes deep on Dice-K? (With audio) |
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Celebrate 4/20 with your favorite long-defunct pro soccer team, the Pennsylvania Stoners |
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In light of the brawl that will be Sabres vs. Islanders tonight: Goal or no goal? |
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Tour de France director wants cyclists that are involved with doping off the tour, leaving only a clown on a unicycle to compete |
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Sacramento Kings coach Eric Musselman gets the axe (not talking about the body spray) |
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As if the Cincinatti Bengals didnt have a bad enough reputation, they just signed Michael Myers |
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MLB Power rankings are out and the Mets who own the best record are #1. Cue the NY bias whiners in 3...2...1 |
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Pacman Jones takes out full page ad in paper to fans. No word if "YALL GONNA PAY FOR PLAYA HATIN" was omitted or censored out |
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The real reason why YouTube is so popular: World Series of Uno |
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NY Post: A-Rod is New York's Big Papi |
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Sports writer smokes crack; calls Hank Aaron a "coward" for not honoring Bonds |
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Tommy Lasorda now dressing up as Santa to get hot chicks to sit on his lap (with pic) |
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Underrated/overrated analysis of players in upcoming NFL draft |
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Official NHL Playoff Thread -- 4/20, refs have been high all season |
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Alex Rodriguez will be a member of the Boston Red Sox in 2008, says Gerry Callahan, who apparently is as big a douche as Bostonians say he is |
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Justin Timberlake bringing sexy back to the PGA Tour |
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The Detroit Lions have lost 75 percent of their games since Millen became GM. Millen pipes up and says he knows things will turn around if he can just draft another WR with one of the top three picks |
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"Sox Appeal" reality dating show confirms what Yankee fans have known all along: Red Sox nation short on men |
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A-Rod does it AGAIN, winning the game on a home run with 2 outs, his 10th of the year. Watch out, Boston |
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Three top 10 draft prospects, include WR Calvin Johnson and DE Gaines Adams, admit to marijuana use in pre-draft interviews. Bengals allegedly in negotiations with Detroit about No. 2 pick |
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The Sports Guy provides video proof that NBA commish David Stern fixed the 1985 draft lottery so that the Knicks would pick Patrick Ewing |
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Even wives of former players of the Cincinnati Bengals can't keep away from the long arm of the law (with pic) |
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In the second time in as many games the NY Islanders get hosed by video replay, Toronto. Duke sucks |
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Cubs finally back to normal losing ways. Are just 14 games away from being mathematically eliminated from pennant race |
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A-Rod slugs league-leading ninth homerun, prompting Derek Jeter to call his sleepover buddy "hot as I've seen a player" |
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Columbus Blue Jackets fire president and general manager Doug MacLean after six pathetic seasons. In other news, Columbus apparently has a professional hockey team |
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Thursday April 19 NHL descussion thread. Is it just me, or are these getting posted earlier and earlier? |
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Rutgers women's basketball coach conveniently gets a book deal. Working title is "Don Imus Calling Us Nappy-Headed Hos Is the Best Thing to Ever Happen to Me" |
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Thursday, April 20th playoff thread -- it is now 4/20 for the rest of your life |
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NBA playoff matchups are set |
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Eddie Van Halen released from rehab, immediately pressed into service as "honorary official" at NASCAR race |
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Inducted into Golf Hall of Fame |
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Felix Hernandez leaves game with elbow discomfort. By "elbow discomfort," they mean he gave up three runs on two hits in one-third of an inning |
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No, Atlanta Thrashers, you can't have a playoff victory, not yours. Rangers complete sweep to win first playoff series since 1997 |
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NASCAR will pay tribute to the Virginia Tech victims by displaying the school logo on its cars for the next three weeks |
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White Sox pitcher Mark Buehrle tosses no-hitter against Texas |
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Forget the MVP. See who are some of the NBA's least valuable players |
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Potential first-round NFL draft pick, Joe Thomas, refuses to attend draft in NYC so he can keep tradition of going fishing with his dad on Draft Day |
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Brian Urlacher fined $100K for drinking vitamin water during Super Bowl Media Day. Shawne Merriman really enjoyed the Pro Bowl in Hawaii, though |
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Arizona Cardinals QB Matt Leinart's rookie stats: 2,547 passing yards, 11 TDs, two rushing TDs, and four speeding tickets in four months |
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Nationals wear Virginia Tech caps for game, citing that it didn't really up their chances of being shot, being that they are in D.C |
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Phillies Manager blows up at questions from the Geico Caveman |
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Peter King thinks the Dolphins should draft Brady Quinn. Wait for it... wait for it... because "I'd love to see the kind of player he could become with a fine quarterback coach" |
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Video of Andre Agassi backhanding Steffi Graf in the face last Sunday finally surfaces |
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No charges against police who used seized World Series tickets |
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Official Premiership Wednesday Discussion. Three games today including Chelsea and Liverpool. Bonus: Ligue 1 and Serie A coverage as well. LGT preview list |
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In the 70s, a man decided to build a hang glider, swoop into Veterans Stadium, and throw the first pitch at the Phillies game. He screws up, crashes into the stands and throws the pitch from the 500 level -- all while fans are loudly booing him |
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Former heavyweight boxing champion "Smokin' " Joe Frazier has sued his daughter Jacquelyn "Sister Smoke" Frazier-Lyde, who is his former lawyer |
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Braves' Bobby Cox gets 125th ejection of career. Is only six away from all-time record held by John McGraw |
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OMFGWTFBBQ colleG coaches cant txt NEmor |
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The 76ers don't have Webber or Iverson anymore and they have done even worse than last season -- just barely -- but didn't do poorly enough to, y'know, get a good draft pick |
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Sonics may leave Seattle after '08 season. NYC among cities said to be interested in getting an NBA team |
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What do ya know... the Dodgers have the best record in baseball. Some L.A. fans even discovering that they play nine full innings |
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Not news: Arkansas football coach contacts anchorwoman to discuss charity function. Fark.com: Contacts her more than 1,000 times in a six-week period. Bonus: He's married |
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Jerry West is available and the Knicks chairman may be re-thinking "commitment" to Isiah |
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Picard's knee got crunched in AHL game. Wesley Crusher on alert (first story) |
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Dice-K pitches a three-hitter and still loses. Current receipt for service: $34 million for wins, $68 million for loses |
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Official NHL Playoff Thread -- April 18, 2007 |
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In the latest Arsenal takeover denial, Chairman Peter Hill-Wood swears that the majority shareholders are not out to "make a few bob." That "few bob" totals £102 million for one Danny |
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Today's Zidane-to-MLS story is brought to you by the Los Angeles Galaxy |
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Ladies and gentlemen, three cheers for the last person to cross the finish line at the Boston Marathon. Why cheer? Because when he began training three months ago, he weighed 438 pounds |
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Lou Gossett, Jr. -- he of an Oscar and 211 acting credits -- sued by L.A. Lakers for nonpayment of 2003 season tickets. Somebody really needs to talk to Chuck |
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Alex Rodriguez hits his league-leading eighth homerun as the march to 74, AKA the wet dream of Bud Selig, continues |
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Soccer great Diego Maradona's doctors say that Maradona's previously grave condition is improving - he is now asking for cocaine without outside help or mechanical assistance |
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Arkansas football coach Houston Nutt lets it all hang out in letter explaining that he didn't bag reporter in the sack |
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Thrashers thrashed 7-0. Henrik Lundqvist records Rangers' first playoff shutout since 1994 |
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Red Sox fan runs Boston Marathon clad in Yankee garb as "social experiment." Predictalarity ensues |
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Vince Young selected as the next NFLer to suffer the Madden Curse |
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| (Some Golfer) |
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Ever wondered what it would look like if you could cut a mountain in half and build a golf course on it? |
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Anybody else excited about the America's Cup races coming up? Submitter is the type who can watch two drops of water race down a window |
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NBA lowers the boom on hard-ass ref Joey Crawford for challenging Tim Duncan to a fight after ejecting him for no apparent reason. Lighten up, Francis |
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Foxsports.com apparently bound and determined to scare off sports fans; redesigns site to enable more video and social networking |
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Bryant Gumbel will still be calling plays (terribly) for the NFL Network this year. Won't have time to record new episodes of "Gumbel to Gumbel" |
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Not news: A baseball fan tries to catch a foul ball. Still not news: Fan misses the ball and spills beer all over himself. Fark: Another fan randomly throws a slice of pizza at him |
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MLB truth and rumors: Japanese suspect that Dice-K doesn't have the balls to throw his slider in America |
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Rutgers football team withdraws scholarship offer from recruit convicted of molesting his stepsister. Eight months ago. Remember, though, you can't insult the brave student-athletes of Rutgers |
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Pokey Chatman's attorney believes resignation was obtained without consent. Something smells a little fishy |
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Devil Rays bullpen, shocking no one, blow a 6-0 lead and the Rays STILL lose. Florida tag sent down to AAA, Obvious tag called up |
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April 17th NHL playoff thread. Duke sucks |
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Five reasons why the Cubs will succeed under Lou Pinella |
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MLB power rankings. Cubs fans whistle, pretend to ignore link |
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Robert "Mwafrika" Cheruiyot defends Boston Marathon title as Kenyans dominate mostly diaperless field |
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David Beckham has a new nickname: "Big Balls" |
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Tommy Lasorda in pregame video implores fans not to curse; next plans PSA discouraging the patronizing of prostitutes |
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More Peter King stupidity. Step into the oxygen deprivation chamber, if you dare |
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Manchester Utd beat Liverpool in first leg of the FA Youth cup final. Stand-out players to be traded as soon as they are ready for first team action |
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Russian woman wins Boston marathon, treated to wrong Russian national anthem by marathon organizers. Again |
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Keith Olbermann added to NBC Sunday Night Football line-up |
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Former Northstars left wing Gaetan Duchesne dead at 44 |
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Bode Miller will skip the 2010 Olympics because "there's too much emphasis on winning" |
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"These were great players competing at a high level who were putting on a clinic for those who were paying attention." The event? Table hockey |
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"Now batting, No. 138… Joe Blow... shortstop… No. 138...." The retired-number debate |
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The University of Minnesota at Duluth has barred their athletes from Facebook and MySpace to prevent reporters from easily finding pictures of drunken shenanigans |
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NBA referee challenges Tim Duncan to a fight |
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Larry Johnson downgraded to 107th top player in 2007 fantasy football |
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The Warriors make late season run for playoffs. Can... you... dig it? |
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Rookie John Paul from down Columbia way finishes 8th at Texas after spinning Stewart and wreckin' Earnhardt. Ricky Bobby is impressed |
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Ironmom wins Ironman (w/pic) |
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“Silva deflected a delivery down the leg side from Symonds to fine leg for four” – Unintelligible Cricket World Cup discussion thread |
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MLB truth and rumors: Mike Piazza interested in becoming a Yankee. Not there is anything wrong with that |
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NHL Playoff thread for the day. While you're posting, Detroit is preparing to choke |
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U.S. and Mexican volleyball teams play each other over a rusted border fence in southern Arizona. Illegally immigrating now means losing a point |
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Carl Pavano returns after brief stint on abled list |
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Vikings cornerback Cedric Griffin gets kicked out of nightclub for refusing to pull up his pants |
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Bottom of the 9th, Yanks up 4-2 at Oakland, Mariano Rivera takes the mound. Ballgame over, Yankees win, THEEEEEEEEEE Yankees win. Just kidding: A's No. 9 batter hits a walkoff three-run homer |
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Andre Agassi accidentially smacks wife Steffi Graf in the face with his racket |
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Vidro helps Mariners score two touchdowns on Rangers |
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Perhaps the most unintelligible sports story evar seems to indicate the Irish won at something |
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Football fan seeks compensation because he got wet when it rained |
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American managers now hold one third of the managerial positions in Japanese professional baseball |
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