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NFL cancels China Bowl between Patriots and Seahawks in Beijing |
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Longtime 'Voice of the Twins' Passes Away. "It's back, waaaaaay back, it's ... gone, touch 'em all" |
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Tottenham defeats Reading and pulls withing7 points of 4th place arch rivals Arsenal |
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Man carjacks, shoots 2, so he could see his brother, a future Bengals draft pick, play football at the University of South Carolina |
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A-Rod and Jeter to take second jobs decorating the locker-rooms for the new Yankees-themed 24 Hour Fitness clubs |
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What's not to love about the Toronto Maple Leafs? In this case, abusive adulterer & Leaf-alum Tie Domi unleashes profanity-laden tirade at minor hockey coach in front of shocked children and parents |
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Scat Daddy wins Florida Derby. You're mad because you think they stole your AOL screen name |
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Having already ruined cycling and several other sports, anti-doping nazis set their sights on professional swimming |
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Women's golf tour can't lick stigma of lesbianism, decides to embrace it instead |
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News: Both the Yankees and the Mets are building new stadiums. Fark: Each stadium will have 10,000 less seats than their predecesors. You read right: the new stadiums will have less seats than the stadiums they're replacing |
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Swimmer Michael Phelps wins 7th gold medal at the world championships and sets his 5th world record. How long before he gets busted for performance-enhancing drugs? |
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Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim of California of USA get 9 outs on 3 pitches this spring training |
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Fearing violence, Austrians to serve weak beer at 2008 Euro Championship in plastic cups that "wouldn't inflict pain on anyone" |
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Final Four teams have statistically shown poor graduation rates, quotes University of Wesuckatbasketball |
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The Sun gives prize lamb to footballer Steven Gerrard for winning against Andorra. When reached for comment, Gerrard said "Me love ewe long time" |
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Proving the Maple Leafs have the most hardcore fans, man has heart attack in 3rd row after Penguins score with 4 seconds left in 3rd to tie game |
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Venus Williams' brother, Serena, rallies to win |
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Ohio State, Florida to play each other for National Championship. No, this is not a repeat from January |
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Lesley Visser sports a ridiculous hairdo as she shills for Chevy during CBS Final Four broadcast |
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The Final Four is going down tonight in Atlanta |
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Now Trump declares war on Golf Digest |
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After two weeks off, we're back with the week 30 English Premier League discussion forum |
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Greece suspends team sports after volleyball match violence |
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MLB finally cracking down on the game's rule breakers |
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Redskins owner Dan Snyder gets spanked by his nanny (with nannypic) |
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First Italy, now Greece suspends all soccer matches as response to deadly rioting. Which Euro country will earn the trifecta? |
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Carl Pavano to start Yankees' opener. Dennis Haysbert dusts off JoeBoo, sends it FedEx to Bronx |
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Chelsea winger Arjen Robben out for season, will have someone else clutching his knee for a change |
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Tony Bennett named AP hoops coach of year, will leave trophy in San Francisco |
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Detroit Tigers pitcher Kenny Rogers undergoes shoulder surgery, will be holding 'em until at least July |
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Cincinnati Little League bans "chatter" from players unless it's positive; Reds campaigning for similar rule for fans |
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NIT Championship t-shirts are misspelled - congrats to West Virgina |
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NBA truth and rumors: LeBron will sign with new team after Cavs get bounced from playoffs... again |
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Chinese NBA fans nickname Carmelo Anthony "Sweet Melons"; Obviously they've seen his fiancée (with pics) |
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Lebron's Cavaliers lost to the Knicks and the team is depressed. Do you: A) Go to the hotel? B) Take girlfriend for a steak dinner? C) Take your teammates to Scores for some topless entertainment? |
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For those who think that the Boston Celtics are tanking for a top lottery pick, look at their star player and see how a real pro athlete should act |
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Four questions for the Final Four. "Does anyone have a chance against the Gators?" strangely omitted |
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Texas freshman Kevin Durant named AP's college basketball player of the year. Suck it, Duke |
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Top prospect Jack Johnson is now hearing Inaudible Melodies as he gets turned Upside Down, saying it's now harder to skate past players in Times Like These. Click highlights for video goodness |
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What has happened in the last 643 days... the last time Carl Pavano pitched a game |
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Despite the enormous one-year contract that comes with it, most NFL players see the "franchise player" designation as the worst insult imaginable |
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Forget about the Final Four: Everyone wants to know if Donald Trump or Vince McMahon is getting their head shaved |
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New York Giants coach Tom Coughlin compares himself to Hitler. Won't be punished by team because he keeps the trains running on time |
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Browns interested in QB. Aren't sure which QB but they heard you need a good one to make playoffs. Subby not sure whether to draft Amusing, Sad, Obvious or Dumbass tag because, like the Browns, this story has needs at every position |
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Women's volleyball hooliganism brings sports to its knees in Greece |
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Arsenal takeover bid speculation turns weird when Stan Kroenke issues his third personal denial of his earlier denial that he was poised to takeover the club. (With bonus "FA Cup on Thierry Henry's head" pic/graph goodness) |
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Early-90s Duke comparison may fit UCLA better, but "Duke sucks" still rings true |
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Chicago Bulls clinch another chance to be bounced from the first round for the third straight year |
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MLB trying to become as humorless as the NFL, bans icons like Johnny Pesky and Red Schoendienst from sitting in the dugout during games |
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Texas A&M basketball coach Billy Gillispie decides he much prefers to stay in his current crappy, backward hick town rather than move to another crappy, backward hick town in Arkansas |
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News: Football (soccer) player in dispute with his ex-agent declared bankrupt for unpaid debt of £100K. Fark: Player is John Arne Riise, plays for Liverpool FC and Norway, and earns £50k per week |
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After losing last night and ending the regular season 2-6 against the Red Wings, Nashville coach Barry Trotz compliments his opponents on a well-fought series. Just kidding, he blames their losing on injuries and starts crying like a little girl |
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Cuban baseball is world leader in wacky first names for athletes |
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Huge-boobed Duke basketball groupie/coed unequivocally confirms what we already know: Duke Sucks (SFW, with video) |
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David Beckham wins award for, um, being David Beckham I guess |
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West Virginia wins the NIT, couches in Morgantown on full alert |
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Dodgers Owners eliminate employee ticket policy, while planning Rose Parade Float costing over $1M |
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Knicks finally win something, own half of the 25 worst contracts in the NBA |
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Despite being located in the city that brought you cheesesteaks smothered in cheez whiz, gigantic hoagies, and fried scrapple, the Philadelphia Phillies want to serve vegetarian fare at ballgames. This should go over well |
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Corey Lidle's family to throw out the first pitch at the Yankees' home opener |
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New study on the effects of Title IX just as confusing as last study on the effects of Title IX |
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New Falcons coach Bobby Petrino's plan for success is to get Michael Vick's completion percentage above 65 percent. Over/under on the date of his firing plummets to five games into the '08 season |
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Maradona is admitted to hospital, claims his problems are due to the "nose of God" |
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Kenny Rogers placed on DL for mysterious discolored patch on his throwing hand |
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No big-name athletes identified in latest steroid sting. Of course, there's always tomorrow |
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Dice-K's favorite moment from the Red Sox-Yankees rivalry? When Pedro threw Zimmer to the ground in '03 ALCS. How is Dice-K learning English? By watching "Lethal Weapon" and "Cliffhanger" |
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Court of public opinion finds parent company of Chicago Cubs guilty of gross negligence and mismanagement of team. Promises to clean up act and put winning team on field. Ha ha, no |
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Croatian striker Dado Prso to leave Rangers at season's end; could come to MLS, "where the physical demands are not so high." There's a ringing endorsement for ya |
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Soon to be ex-son-in-law of Yankees' owner fails to adhere to the *power* of the Dark Side. Now, young Swindal ... you will die, in the Boss's eyes anyway |
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NCAA could pay big after ruling on whether it is underpaying its "amateur" players |
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Students majoring in sports management at Lynn University in South Florida will get course credits by attending NCAA Final Four |
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Cricket World Cup official thread: Kiwis vs. West Indies. Will the Kiwis continue great form despite injuries? Or will the home team finally pull in some decent home-crowd support? |
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Hester's opening kickoff return TD at the Super Bowl voted the top play of the Bears' season |
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Dallas Mavs reach a record 60 wins. Duke sucks |
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Knicks owner sees result of "Sever your leg, please" |
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Memoirs of Andre Agassi to be published, Hopefully they will omit the chapter in which young Andre boffs Barbra Streisand |
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Lady Unicorns win Texas state bowling championship. In other news, Texas has high school bowling teams |
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Argentinian soccer great Diego Maradona was rushed to a Buenos Aires hospital today suffering from a condition related to heart disease. He is expected to bounce back unharmed as soon as the ref cards the other guy |
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Marines begin policy of rejecting recruits that sport huge ugly-ass tattoos, which is akin to banning wrestling fans from live matches due to low I.Q.s |
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CBA coach Micheal Robinson, banned from tne NBA in 1986 for drug use, further bolsters his role model image by making anti-Semitic remarks to reporters, homophobic slur to heckler |
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Florida columnist: Go to Kentucky, Billy Donovan. Go, go, go, go, go! I'll help you pack |
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Closing pitchers' most memorable entrance songs. Didn't all of this start because of Ricky Vaughn in Major League? |
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Broncos both going for broke and simply going broke this year |
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The Mexican national team is the most popular soccer team in the United States |
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Father of the Internet signs extension with San Francisco 49ers |
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Atlanta Falcon sues... the Atlanta Falcons |
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John Kerry was for baseball on TV before he was against it |
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UCLA message board posters have some fun with photoshop, and direct their efforts towards seven-foot-tall ugly woman Joakim Noah |
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It will cost you $241 per ticket to watch Joakim Noah scream, hoot and holler like a complete tool after every play he makes. Of course, the "independent aftermarket retailers" are charging just a tiny, tiny bit more |
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Here are some pre-season MLB power rankings for y'all to argue over. The Cleveland Indians are ranked No. 2 -- discuss |
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New website urges people to support A-Rod, believe in unicorns |
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Fergie plays down Manchester United's chances of repeating treble in hope of giving Jose & the Pussycats enough rope with which to hang themselves |
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Finally, reality TV has a new concept: Life as a gargoyle (see Jose Canseco) |
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Soccer star Mia Hamm welcomes twin girls, rips off maternity gown to celebrate |
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Buffalo Bills top the "pain and suffering" ratings of pro-sports franchises with a rating of 11 Scott Norwoods. On the plus side, their fans get to live in Buffalo |
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Seattle Supersonics come back from 25-point deficit to beat Minnesota Timberwolves |
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MLB truth and rumors: Red Sox and Mariners in talks to swap Manny for Ichiro. Dice-K and Ichiro in the same city? EVERYBODY JAPANIC |
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Chris Henry cited on three traffic charges. For those with the Bengals in their pool, this counts as only one unlawful incident |
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Raiders may draft talented but cement-headed QB from LSU |
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Tottenham Hotspur reports record profits, then announces they are still pissed that Bill "Hey, Maybe I'll work in a 'Rounders' or 'Karate Kid' Reference" Simmons is a Spurs fan |
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The San Diego Padres spend their post-game time talking to reporters and telling corny jokes in the nude |
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Buffalo Sabres the No. 1 sports franchise in North America. That's sports, not just NHL. Who says hockey sucks? |
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Ugueth Urbina sentenced to 14 years in prison. In other news, do not sign Ugueth Urbina in your fantasy league |
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NFL truth and rumors: Packers having trouble trading for big name free agent, locking Favre out of building |
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Lampard's wrist is too sore to even clutch his knee while diving; ruled out of clash against Euro giants Andorra |
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Chicken Little named Yankees opening day starter |
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West Virginia and Clemson all set to fight each other for 66th place in men's college basketball. Duke sucks |
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Brian Vickers' tailpipe breaks directly under him halfway through race, suffers second-degree burns to his ass and feet, along with carbon monoxide poisoning, and finishes 15th. Never thought of letting Martin Truex finish the race for him |
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High school softball game has final score of 64-0. In an unrelated story, sportsmanship appearing on the side of milk cartons |
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Rick Sutcliffe would love to make a 10-minute commute from his house to do a Royals game on ESPN. Would also love a bar near the park, and a magic pony |
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The official Euro 2008 qualifying round discussion forum. Andorrans will be playing the "pink skins" from England today. Discuss |
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Pittsburgh Penguins clinch first playoff spot in six years. Doooooby dooby doo |
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The NFL All-Criminal Team. This roster makes The Gridiron Gang look like a bunch of saints (religious saints that is, not the ones from New Orleans) |
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"Texas' pitching might need some work." Constipated Sherlock agrees |
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Ten hopeless soccer misses |
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Arsenal's Tomas Rosicky celebrates loss to Germany with six-hooker party |
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Lebron James to build a 35,440 square feet house complete with casino, a two-lane bowling alley, and a barbershop |
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Win or lose, Billy Donovan is leaving Florida for Kentucky |
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"This is really going to change the face of MMA. Literally creating a sport that could be as big around the world as soccer. I liken it somewhat to when the NFC and AFC came together to create the NFL." |
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Lebron James' new 35,000-square-foot home to have casino, two-story walk-in closet (with richly pic goodness) |
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Frontier League team signs Little League pariah Danny Almonte, saying he may be a lefty for the ages, though exactly what age is still unclear |
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Final field of 97 announced for Masters. Still no women allowed at Augusta, but all eyes will be on the defending champ's jiggling man-maries |
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Don't forget to pay taxes on your NCAA pool winnings. Duke sucks |
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NHL Commissioner calls fighting a part of hockey, has no plans to eliminate it from the game. Suck it, Leafs |
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ESPN writer reports Florida Coach Billy Donovan will take over as Miami Heat coach after the season |
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Reason No. 18 why it is a bad idea to sign a goalie to a 15-year contract: Rick DiPietro out indefinitely with post-concussion syndrome |
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Slideshow of Bronco cheerleader tryouts. It's not news |
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After years of red tape and construction delays, the new Wembley is finally deemed ready for this year's English Grassdiving Cup |
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Chelsea FC bans three fans for tossing salad |
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The dismantling of the Buffalo Bills continues as they trade Takeo Spikes and Kelly Holcomb to Philadelphia for a bag of rocks. In Buffalo's defense, Philadelphia did claim they were *magic* rocks |
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LSU women's basketball team gets to Final Four. University will still pay $70,000 Final Four bonus to coach who resigned over sexual relationship with player |
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Shaquille O'Neal becomes 12th on the NBA's career scoring list. He'd be 13th behind Kobe Bryant, except that scoring doesn't count without consent |
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Only Shaq can "shine" from the free throw line at 60 percent |
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Yahoo sports lists Robert Horry's reason for not playing in tonight Spurs game as old age... Horry unimpressed, wants you to get off his lawn |
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Woman opens drawer, finds watch made for member of 1940 Chicago Bears championship football team |
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Bears working on a trade that would send Lance Briggs to the Redskins in exchange for their 6th and 31st draft picks. Submitter immediately starts the draft Brady Quinn campaign |
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ESPN female sideline reporter says she "grossed out" by video posted of her on YouTube (with video, of course) |
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Red Wings clinch their 16th playoff spot in a row. The longest playoff streak in the history of American sports |
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Heckler kicked out for racist comments toward Serena Williams, Michael Richards unavailable for comment |
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Cubs getting screwed once again: Woods has a stiffy |
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This takes some balls. First female umpire in 20 years to work MLB game |
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Seattle beer vendor great "Bill the Beerman" goes ice cold |
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Unbelievable Hockey Fight |
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With 1.5 seconds left in regulation, Rasheed Wallace steals an inbounds pass and makes a full court three pointer to force OT, Pistons end up winning. With video goodness |
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10 viewers totally psyched to watch he women's NCAA final four |
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Coach with the Russian diving team gets accused of doing the breast stroke |
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The NFL commissioner may penalize teams for repeat bad player conduct. In other news, the Cincinnati Bengals have been mathematically eliminated from the 2007-2013 NFL playoffs |
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With Opening Day upcoming, Athletics Nation named best baseball blog. Suck it, Yanks and Bosox |
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White Sox investor trying to buy Cubs, take lovable out of losers |
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Red Wings fans celebrating the tenth anniversary of one of the greatest games in hockey fight history. Do you know Toe Blake? |
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Joe Theismann now ready to go back to doing what he does best: Running restaurants into the ground |
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With Opening Day a week away, it's time for round one of Curt Schilling vs Dan Shaughnessy |
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The billionaire owner of the Colorado Rapids is not buying Arsenal. ITV is also not selling their 10 percent of the club for an estimated £40 million. Nothing to see here |
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ESPN's Jamele Hill claims that Kobe Bryant is better than Michael Jordan, dog turds better than steak, donkey punch better than a threesome |
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NHL rivalries are back, but why only at end of the season? |
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Despite taking his team to the NCAA tournament, Arkansas head basketball coach fired. Because you know that big-time coachs are just lined up around the block for a chance to move to the vibrant metropolis of Little Rock |
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