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Four NFL partnerships doomed to failure. Bears fans know what #1 is |
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I saw a turtle....and it just handed Duke its fourth straight loss; worst losing streak in 11 years |
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David Gilliland wins the pole of the Daytona 500 as Robert Yates Racing sweeps the front row |
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If Chicago gets the 2016 Olympics, the greater Milwaukee area will also be rolling in dough |
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Are you ready for some football? It's the official Arsenal v. Wigan English Premiership discussion forum |
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Women fighting their way into Mixed Martial Arts. Men everywhere decide it might be best to make their own sammiches |
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Brian Moorman sacrifices his body to give the Pro Bowl game something worth watching. With bonus translation of "jacked up" in Japanese |
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Which Sport Has the Toughest Players? Rodeo conspicuously absent |
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The AFC won the Pro Bowl 31-28. In other news, the Pro Bowl was Saturday |
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Bonds? Clemens? Sosa? Drew? All in one, baseball-fan Farkers. Get your 2007 predictions right here |
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Two Gonzaga basketball players arrested for possession of marijuana and hallucinogenic mushrooms. Duke inhales |
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The National Champion Florida Gators basketball team puts their 15-game win streak on the line as they take on the 20th-ranked Kentucky Wildcats. Duke Sucks |
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Greg Oden set his personal best with a seven-block effort against Michigan. Submitter would like to thank the Fab Five and Ed Martin as a matter of general principle |
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The Cubs may have spent over $300 million this off season but the fans aren't buying it |
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Golfers complain raccoons raid golf carts as they putt, keep stealing sodas, snacks and...purses? |
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John Smoltz's wife about to find out how nasty a splitter he has |
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Bernie Williams rejects the Yankees minor-league contract offer, could signal the end of his career with the team |
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Eddie "The King and His Court" Feigner strikes out |
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The Boston Celtics. 16 NBA Championships, 17 losses in a row |
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Todd Blackadder is back and playing for the Crusaders again. Also, he has a cunning plan |
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I don't think I want to bat against her. Headline reads: 'Killer Selected for Purdue Pitching Staff' |
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2007 NFL team-by-team predictions. Yes, already |
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Wade Phillips is happy to have T.O. He also says a perfect day includes a root canal, a freezing cold bath, and a Michael Bolton concert |
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NBA commish adds Carmelo Anthony to All Star team, promises to give up snitching for Lent |
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Hank Bauer, dead at 84. Won two Purple Hearts, two Bronze Stars as a Marine and 8 World Series titles as a player/manager |
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Michelle Wie to miss 4-6 weeks after sustaining wrist injury. Coincidentally, thousands of her fans who won't be able to see her compete will have time to rest their own wrist injuries |
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Long-time Steelers announcer Myron Cope invokes the ghost of Art Rooney in a plea to Mario Lemieux to keep the Penguins in Pittsburgh |
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Reggie Bush still doing his best to sink the USC football program |
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Fark helps Nashville Hornettes to eighth straight regional basketball title. Behold the power |
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NFL truth and rumors: Denver Bronco pro bowlers petition league to let them wear No. 27 in honor of Darrent Williams. League tells them to stick it |
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Study finds that fans of women's golf drink the most wine. They find it goes well with the fish |
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Having already scraped the bottom of the barrel clean looking for starting pitching, New York Mets decide to bust through and excavate Chan Ho Park |
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David Beckham stands up from the bench, picks the splinters out of his ass and resumes playing in Madrid's La Liga games |
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Arsenal enters groundbreaking partnership with MLS franchise in Colorado |
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Detroit Red Wings human after all; succumb to first shut out since Jan. 7, 2004 |
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Zidane rumored to be heading to MLS to play for the New York Red Bulls |
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NBA reanimates Red Auerbach for new set of "I Love This Game" commercials |
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Karlis Skrastins (D - Colorado) plays his 487th consecutive NHL game as a defenseman |
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Albert Pujols becomes American Citizen, passes citizenship test with a 100%, may have used performance-enhancing drugs (just pre-empting ESPN speculation) |
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Russell Crowe eliminates the cheerleaders from the rugby team he co-owns because in the midst of all that hot, sweaty man-on-man grappling, having attractive females dancing on the sidelines "made male fans feel uncomfortable" |
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Bud Selig might call Barry Bonds if he hits 756, but he secretly hopes it happens on the weekend because he doesn't want to waste his minutes |
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Floyd Landis volunteers to sit out Tour de France. Forget the fact that he will likely be banned anyway. Way to step up, cheater |
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Baseball close to signing extra-innings package with DirecTV. With scary "get off my damn lawn" photo of Bud Selig |
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Sports Illustrated's Dr. Z once again rates all of the NFL announcing crews. His excoriation of ESPN's Monday Night bunch alone is worth the price of admission |
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John L. Smith implies that Ron Zook is cheating to get these stud recruits to come to Illinois. Smith proceeds to have a complete meltdown for no reason other than he is Johnelle |
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'Homophobic chanting' to be explicitly banned at British soccer stadiums. Players falling down and crying like a little girl every time another player brushes against them still okay, though |
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Much like their counterparts in the US, the top Italian leagues will play most of their games in empty stadiums |
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NBA teams have finally realized that there is only one Michael Jordan, have started searching for the next Scottie Pippen |
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Jeff Garcia morphs into ambulance chaser, believes the Bears could use a semi-conscious quarterback like himself |
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UCLA beats USC after one of USC's players threw a temper tantrum |
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Cowboys fans attempt to convince themselves that the fourth time will be the charm for new head coach Wade Phillips |
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Andy Reid's son tests positive for heroin after crash. Eagles fans trying to figure out how they can make this Donovan McNabb's fault |
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Fans rushing the stage at a concert is nothing new -- but when the band gives a shout-out to a rival soccer team, you have to expect a beating |
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CU's head football coach tells parent to grow a pair and stop coddling their kids |
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What happens when you bring Chinese soccer players to England for an international match? Hooliganism, but with kung-fu fighting thrown in |
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"Will Barbaro go to heaven?" |
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Duke loses third straight game, sucks |
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France's Anti-Doping Agency postpones decision on Floyd Landis until after U.S. Anti-Doping Agency rules in May |
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The good news for Bears fans is that Train Rex's contract expires after the 2007 season. The bad news is that his contract doesn't expire until after the 2007 season |
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Kyle Petty will take on part-time NASCAR analyst job to distract him from his full-time job of finishing last and crashing into retaining walls |
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Paul Parrot, an African Grey, sings the University of Alabama's fight song, in its entirety |
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Wade Phillips to be named new head coach of the Dallas Cowboys |
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Mike Tyson, following in the footsteps of Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears, has checked himself into rehab for "various addictions" |
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Rush Limbaugh again turns his expertise to football analysis: "They're dumping on Grossman because he's white" |
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Harold Reynold's $5 million contract surfaces in ESPN lawsuit. The Smoking Gun is there |
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Sports Illustrated speeds up FSU Cowgirl Jenn Sterger Sex Video ETA With "Jenn X Tour." (Link doesn't have full nudity but is still not safe for work) |
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Girl plays on the top line of her high school hockey team, scores often and rarely gets stuck in the box |
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Five things to look for in tonight's U.S./Mexico soccer match. Conspicuously absent are the words "Border Patrol" |
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Official Duke/UNC discussion thread. Link goes to sucky ESPN preview |
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Floyd Landis to be stripped of Tour de France title tomorrow? Spanish sports site leaks that France's Anti-Doping Agency will "punish Landis with a two-year ban and the strip of the Tour de France title" |
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Texas high school sells stadium naming rights for $1 million |
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Sports innovators look to cricket to invent a shorter, faster-paced version of golf. Because when you think of a short, fast-paced game, you think of cricket |
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Breakdown of potential moves by all 30 NHL teams at the deadline |
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'57 World Series MVP Lew Burdette completes this week's "dead pitcher" trifecta |
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Pacers involved in bar brawl. Larry Bird considers trading for more slow, white guys |
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Once-mighty Celtics rapidly approaching "Duke Sucks" status |
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In perhaps one of the dumbest bets ever, Chicago Bears fan must now change his name to Peyton Manning |
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Waner Sisters lead Duke women's basketball team to No.1 status. Surely they suck |
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Obscure ex-NBA player will now be known for his ball-handling skills |
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Karlis Skrastins ties Tim Horton's consecutive game streak as a defenseman, will celebrate with coffee and doughnuts |
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Bode Miller continues to displaying the same skiing prowess he showed off at the Olympics. Namely, none |
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Michigan loses to Ohio State. No, this is not a repeat of the previous one hundred stories with the same end result |
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Like ants heading to various picnics.... Check out the corporate jets fleeing Miami after the game |
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NHL has record night with five games decided by shootouts |
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Somebody other than Tiger Woods will finally win a PGA event, but that's only because Tiger plans to skip the Nissan Open |
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NY Daily News sports reporter finds a great way to escape the 10 F NYC weather: Go to the Dominican Republic to see how Mets pitcher Pedro Martinez is feeling |
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Barry Bonds wants to drag down baseball at least until 2009 |
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News: Delta Center in Utah changes name to a company that processes nuke waste. Fark: When new sign goes up, a prankster spells something naughty |
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Ron Artest accused of treating his dog the same way he treats Pistons fans |
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Worst way to lose a basketball game -- unreal (video) |
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Bulls player fined $10,000 for honesty |
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Tea-drinking, garden-designing, poetry-writing former NBA player comes out of the closet |
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Aussie wins race to the top of the Empire State Building. No word on if she also plans to compete in the biplane-swatting competition |
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Buccigross gives a nice big STFU to announcers and tells us how we need more Americans in the NHL |
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Because Yankee fans never hugged him as a boy, A-Rod may embrace a West Hollywood lifestyle following the 2007 season |
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Fark Sports Forum: Only the last seven days of comments listed |
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Todd Bertuzzi may be traded again, could be a big hit for a team trying sneak up from behind contenders |
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Derek Jeter expects Roger Clemens will return next season to pitch, offers to catch |
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Hef's Super Bowl party included the Playboy Bunnies being instructed to remove their panties by some dude named Lil Jon |
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Phoenix Sun Steve Nash injured, won't play tonight |
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NFL truth and rumors: Vikings looking to offer Jeff Garcia a huge contract because you can never have enough mediocre QBs past their prime |
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NFL truth and rumors: Immature malcontent Randy Moss will get his trade, Dallas may have a coach today |
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ESPN360 free for 2 weeks. ESPN bloatware, spyware, crapware free all year |
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Tens of people disappointed when Chicago Bears decline "welcome home" rally |
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Get Carmelo Anthony on the court and he's trouble, last night messed around and got a triple double. He'd rather have the win |
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Duke lacrosse-team grand jurors speak out, not happy to have been sucked into the whole mess |
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Charles Barkley won $700k over the weekend playing blackjack and betting on the Colts. He only needs to win another $9.3 million to break even |
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Candid camera guy not shy about insulting Bill Cowher and his wfie |
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Mike Vanderjagt breathes a sigh of relief as it turns out there is a better example of an "idiot kicker" |
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Charles Barkley would like you to know that the only gambling problem he has right now is how to spend the $700,000 that he won over the weekend. Who says he's not a role model? |
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Dear Bears fans: Open letter from Seahawks supporter: Super Bowl hangover tough to shake |
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USC kicker Mario Danelo was drunk off his ass when he went over a cliff and died |
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Mike Piazza fathers a child proving once and for all that he's not just another catcher |
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Two guys arguing over who's the Peyton Manning of golf. Don't these guys have better things to do? |
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Sean Avery traded to Rangers for a cliche |
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Former Baltimore Orioles' 20-game winner Steve Barber dies at 67. Threw a no-hitter for the team in 1967, yet lost |
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Bengals QB Doug Johnson agrees to just sit around and collect a paycheck again in 2007 |
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Boxer slated for cruiserweight title fight has been arrested for fighting his sparring partner. With a hatchet |
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Former Cal basketball coach Todd Bozeman really, really hates ham sandwiches |
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Fark Fantasy Racing group is almost full |
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Chicago Tribune exposes competition's "Chicago Bears World Champs" edition. Competition notes Tribune's "Dewey Defeats Truman" edition |
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Computer analysis of fatal boxing matches -- intended to determine when to stop a fight -- finds the guy who lived threw more punches than the guy who died |
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Colts fans celebrate. No burned out buildings or cars. Suck it, Detroit and L.A. |
(168) |
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A-Rod spends his time in the offseason writing a children's book. Still no cure for .071 in the playoffs |
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The Chicago Sun-Times calls Prince's Super Bowl performance "arguably the best halftime show in Super Bowl history" |
(142) |
| (America Blog) |
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The silhouette of Prince's enormous, dragonlike, barbed penis ruins another halftime show for the easily outraged |
(408) |
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Chicago Bears look ahead to a bright future |
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Second Baptist Church parties on, despite NFL warning to cancel Super Bowl fund-raiser |
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Soccer coach apologizes for stripping in protest of referee's decision in Egypt. "I forgot at that moment that I was in a country whose traditions are different than my country" |
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Mexican striker Blanco said this week's friendly match against U.S. team "probably won`t be very friendly." Bring it on |
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