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Rex Grossman's heroic performance leads Bears to victory in Super Bowl XLI. Just kidding, he throws 2 interceptions, Colts win 29-17 |
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Official Super Bowl XLI discussion thread - Part Deux |
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Official Super Bowl XLI discussion thread |
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FSU beats Duke in Cameron Stadium for first time ever. Duke sucks |
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Last-minute rules to hosting a Super Bowl party |
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NFL plants trees to offset Super Bowl emissions so feel free to take seconds on the chili-cheese onion rings |
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Superbowl Sunday's official ManU v. Tottenham discussion forum |
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Former teen tennis hottie Andrea Jaeger is now a Dominican nun |
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Nude Olympics are a go, although the sack race is expected to flop |
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Iona ruins perfect season by breaking a 23 game losing streak -- dating back to Mar '06. Iona managed to fall ahead with 8:32 and never overcame that advantage, beating Rider 69-57 |
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Tony Dungy belongs in the NFL Hall of Fame; it doesn't matter if the Colts win |
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Europeans may not get to see NASCAR this year because an agreement has not been reached on new TV contract. In other news, Europeans watch NASCAR |
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Texas A&M first Big 12 South team to win at Kansas, take first place in conference. Duke Sucks |
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Twins : Minnesota to remain the island of Dr Morneau |
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Forecast calls for wind and rain during the Super Bowl. Prince to be locked up in plastic bubble to avoid any further shrinkage from the rain during half-time |
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Norway's best goalkeeper to return home, play for Viking, after riding the pines in English Premier League |
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Michael Irvin, Thurman Thomas and others elected to 2007 Class of the Pro Football Hall of Fame |
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23 years later, Mayflower van driver recalls stealing the Colts from Baltimore |
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A non-sports fan's guide to Super Bowl XLI. Duke sucks |
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Because you can't form your own opinions... celebrity Super Bowl picks (w/pics) |
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The Washington Wizards' DeShawn Stevenson, in all his infinite wisdom, challenges the NBA's second-highest scorer Gilbert Arenas to a shooting contest. Humblarity ensues. Bonus: NBA players trying to do math |
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Bears to lure Colts to "on-field strip club", rejecting suggestions to invite them to an "on-field sex boat" |
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England finally win a game in an international competiton. Too bad their opponent was only Scotland and the event was Six Nations rugby or it might count for something |
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Sumo grand champion accused of bribing, eating, opponents |
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Why Liverpool must get rid of Steven Gerrard as captain |
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San Francisco Giants owner Peter Magowan sends letter to season ticket holders explaining why they re-signed B*nds. Shockingly, it doesn't say "because you retards will come pay to see him, like you always have" |
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Celtics get Bost0wned for a record 14th time in a row, Mooninites wanted for questioning |
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Falcons new head coach says Vick will be allowed to call plays. What could possibly go wrong? |
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Hoops coach given shake by high school for genitalia remark to players |
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Fulham manager Chris Coleman praises Brian McBride as one of the best signings in Premiership history... setting him up to look terrible tomorrow as he is dominated by someone called "Gooch" |
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Value of Super Bowl tickets dropping faster than Rex Grossman's QB rating |
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Eagles coach Andy Reid's son admits using heroin before car accident last week, faces gun and drug charges along with brother. Bengals sign both to multi-year deals |
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Can the Phoenix Suns win an NBA title, and can the guy who wrote the article get a better head shot? |
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Bengals extend streak of bad press; Chad Johnson questioned in murder investigation |
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The owner of the Texas Rangers set to take over Liverpool for $1billion, which is about what he paid for A-Rod, isn't it? |
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Rutgers rewarded for 11-2 season with four ESPN games in 2007, including season-ender at Louisville 11/29. Duke sucks |
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Brett Favre announces plans for third straight year of retirement speculation |
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Rex Grossman calls the media ignorant because they didn't ask a question about hair |
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Fan in costume was mistaken for team mascot, allowed free entry into ’86 Super Bowl game |
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Colts defeat Bears 38-27 in EA Sports Madden simulation. Bears' fan grumbling 'Machines give us no respect' trifecta in play |
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A handy guide to the biggest event in team sports. It begins this weekend and no, it has nothing to do with American Armored Wankball™ |
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No, Kansas City, you can't have a professional hockey team. Not yours |
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The 10 biggest Super Bowl scandals of all time |
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NBA leading scorer Carmelo Anthony left off of western All-Star team. Duke sucks |
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Singletary shot puts Virginia over Duke in OT, thus ensuring the continuing suck of Duke |
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The world's most remote golf course in an Australian desert has grass for the first time after two years of heavy rains |
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Vegas giving 1:2 odds than Rex Grossman leaves during halftime to attend a Super Bowl party |
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Judge dismisses assault charge against Tennessee Titans cornerback Pac-Man Jones. Jones plans to celebrate by eating a cherry and some dots |
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Got a TV bigger than 55 inches? The NFL says it's against the law for you to watch the Super Bowl on it, sues church to get them to stop. Jesus is gonna be pissed |
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Trend toward American ownership of English football continues. Next up: Liverpool |
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Best.penalty.ever |
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Accuscore computer picks Colts to win Super Bowl. Bears fans grumble, "Machines give us no respect" |
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John Kerry was for the MLB/DirecTV deal before he was against it |
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Highly sought high school recruit, Florida's "Mr. Football," ditches sure bet Alabama after "not feeling it" with NCAA's highest paid coach, Nick Saban |
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Ming Ming, all 7'9" of him, will be gunning for Yao Ming. What the hell are they putting in the water over there? |
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Herm Edwards refuses to watch the Super Bowl until he's in it, which should happen around the same time Alyson Hannigan starts returning submitter's calls |
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New Jersey Devils force other teams to play their style, resulting in 10-point lead in their division and second place overall in their conference. Horsefaced female columnist finds room to complain |
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Raiders assistant and former player Fred Biletnikoff -- who has been with the team longer than new coach Lane Kiffin has been alive -- retires, wishes that punk kid would get off his field. Duke sucks |
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Barry Bonds, who was a free agent, then wasn*t, then was, then wasn*t, is a free agent again |
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Union contracts prevent MLB and NFL from testing players' blood samples for HGH, so they're stuck using unproven, ineffective urine testing instead |
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Fifty annoying Super Bowl party guests |
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This Roughrider shouldn't have gone bareback |
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Australia is trying to ban the wave from cricket matches... because we all know how dangerous standing up and shouting "wooo" is |
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Apple's "1984" commercial named best ad in Super Bowl history. Suck it, haters |
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NORAD fighters to patrol Super Bowl XLI |
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Columnist lays down the science on Prince and his half-time performance. It's all in the hips |
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Red Sox can void JD Drew's contract if he is on the DL for a month. In other words, March |
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Carson Palmer would like to see the Bengals with more wins than arrests. In other words, he's hoping for a 16-0 season next year |
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Headline refers to Barbaro as a "Hero." Submitter refers to Taco Bell as "Food" |
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10 ways to spice up the Super Bowl. "Naked cheerleaders" suprisingly absent from list |
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Women's full-contact football taking off in Cincinnati. Since a former Bengal is involved, I think we all know where this is going |
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New Alabama football coach Nick Saban speaks too coon about LSU fans |
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Sixteenth Winter Deaflympics hits Salt Lake City. I said, 16TH WINTER DEAFLYMPICS HITS SALT LAKE CITY |
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Yo mama so crazy, she can't be in the crowd to watch you play in the Super Bowl |
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Sox GM Theo Epstein married at Nathan's Hot Dog Stand in NYC. Arod said to have looked great in white despite slight stain that may have been mustard |
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San Diego Chargers safety Terrence Kiel cited for public urination. Apparently, he believed he'd been traded to the Cincinnati Bengals |
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Mike Dunleavy's a drop in bottle of booze |
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NFL truth and rumors: Not only is Favre not retiring but he also wants the Packers to trade for Moss. Can someone please lock him out of the building? |
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Rex Grossman can win the Super Bowl if he keeps his cool. And somehow morphs, Voltron-like, into Joe Montana |
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"The House That Ruth Built" will host the All-Star Game before being replaced by the "Condo With Pink Curtains That Derek Jeter Built" |
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Conroy traded back to Flames, receives huge ovation and scores two goals, proving once again that hockey is best played where there IS ICE |
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ESPN analyst calls NBA's All-Star Weekend "Black Thanksgiving." Hilarity ensues. (third story) |
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Commit a crime lately? Who better to turn to advice about Super Bowl Media Day than Ray Lewis |
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It's the Arsenal v. Tottenham Carling Cup semi-final return leg discussion forum |
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Provision in Bond*'s contract may allow Giants to terminate contract if he's indicted |
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Fifty-eight percent of Americans expect Rex Grossman to choke Sunday |
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Page 2 presents Super Bowl Media Day questions we'd like to hear |
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Despite not being a tight-end, Smith pushing Browns hard |
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Minnesota sets the "wrestling isn't gay" argument back 100 years |
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Curt Schilling promises that should the Red Sox non-tender a contract to him in 2008, he still wouldn't pull a Johnny Damon Iscariot on the fans |
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Jeff Weaver signs one-year, $8.35 million deal with Seattle. Since Smitty's a Cardinals fan, let me be the first to inform Mariners fans of the need to buy TV screen protectors, since you will be hurling things at him quite often |
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Fans pick Owen Hargreaves as Nationwide England Player of the Year, despite his A) never having lived in England, B) never having played club football in England, and C) sitting out the last four months with a broken leg |
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From the "Too Little, Too Late" file: Barry Bonds meets with 200 employees of the Giants, signs autographs and takes pictures. "Most (of them) had never met him before in his 14 years with the Giants" |
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Like hockey? Like fights? Like Metallica? |
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Cal Ripken, Jr. will drive the pace car to start the Daytona 500 |
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Ronaldo transfers from Real Madrid to AC Milan. Not yours, MLS |
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Web-resistant journalist to write book called "You Can't Read the Internet While You Take a Dump" |
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Colorado Rockies pull Todd Helton off the table, Boston pulls pud and Helton pulls a hammy |
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Barbaro upgraded from glue to tourist attraction. You tried submitting this headline without beating a dead horse |
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Cheap-shot artist nonpareil Kobe Bryant suspended one game for punching Manu Ginobili in the face. Jobu grimly smiles |
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Newcastle United sign rising U.S. star Oguchi Onyewu. O Rly? |
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United Arab Emirates soccer fan gives two camels to player who scored winning goal against Oman, which put the team over the hump in Gulf Cup semi-final |
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NFL truth and rumors: Dallas Cowboys to interview Mike Singletary for head coaching position to satisfy "Rooney Rule." Expected to hire Norv Turner the second Singletary leaves Jones office |
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49ers deny shared stadium talks; want to be only team in city of Santa Clara, despite all the vampires there |
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Prepare yourself for the Super Bowl with the hottest girls it has to offer |
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"Monsters" beats out "Steamers" for name of Cleveland's new hockey team |
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Playing like a bottom 10 quarterback, Rex Grossman says he expects to be paid like a top 10 quarterback if the Bears win the Super Bowl |
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Yankees agree to send coaches, scouts and trainers to China to help boost interest in baseball; also agree to send A-Rod for two cases of green tea |
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Cal football player accused of sexual assault. Cincinnati Bengals identify first-round draft pick |
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B*rry B*nds signs one-year deal with Giants, is CLEARed to CREAM more homers |
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Pete Sampras returns to competitive tennis. Suck it, Roger Federer |
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Is Latrell Sprewell gonna have to choke a biatch? Spree's ex sues for $200 mil |
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Rangers sign Sosa. And yes, this time, it's Sammy |
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As if they needed another reason to get drunk and nail their sisters: Kazakh hockey team beats Thailand, 52-1 |
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AP reports that Super Bowl Sunday is a big day for takeout. Ric Romero excitedly places his order |
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I see your Terry Tate: Office Linebacker and raise you Dewey Gray: Evangelism Linebacker |
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California Sports Hall of Fame kills O.J. Simpson's chance for induction |
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Chicago Bears arrive in Miami, still deciding who will get caught with the hooker |
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49ers' wine-sippers and Raiders' beer-guzzlers to share joint stadium? |
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Reggie Bush fined $5,000 for taunting Brian Urlacher. Urlacher would respond, but, unlike Bush, he's in Miami to play in the Super Bowl |
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John Madden: "I think one of those two teams has probably got a chance to win that game" |
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Curt Schilling says he'll keep pitching in 2008, wants to make level 98 lawful-good ballplayer |
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Twenty all-time dumbest questions asked at the Super Bowl media day. Why Parcells is called "The Big Tuna" omitted |
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Marlins wait to see when their Johnson will be able to toss one off. The mound |
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Toronto Maple Leafs in talks to trade winger Darcy Tucker to Alberta: Oilers, Flames and the province's roads department have all expressed need for an extra pylon |
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NFL truth and rumors: Houston Texans, who passed on Rookie-of-the-Year Vince Young, finally realize that Carr isn't the answer. Decide to get a Plummer to fix the leak |
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Doctor who treats such stars as Clinton Portis and Terrell Owens is not actually a doctor and his methods are questioned by real MDs. Duke med school sucks, but not as much as this guy |
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Manchester United and Chelsea get home ties in FA Cup fifth-round draw. So did Arsenal, provided they can get past those pesky Wanderers |
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Todd Helton is a tough-ass out, therefore may not fit in with the Red Sox |
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Ten worst QBs in Super Bowl history. Only six more days until Grossman is eligible |
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In order to keep up with the Joneses, the Cincinnati Reds finagle the Cubs into giving them a player who has spent batloads of money on crack cocaine and booze. Bonus: They have to keep him on the roster all year long |
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Barbaro's status is finally downgraded to glue |
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Bad: NFL admits Patriots got screwed in AFC Championship Game. Worse: Faulty penalty call costs Patriots trip to Super Bowl. Fark: The bad call was based on a rule eliminated 15 years ago. In other news, Phil Simms is an idiot |
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Bears arrive in Miami, plan to cruise South Beach in search of action |
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Larry Csonka whizzing, a naked Steeler and Johnny Unitas playing an rather unconvincing Johnny Unitas. Sports columnist throws penalty flags on NFL players' post-Super Bowl acting careers |
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Samuel Jackson coaches junior hockey, for those who've never seen it. Don Cherry surrenders |
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Shaq chases hit-and-run driver. Perp eludes capture by painting free-throw line on trunk |
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NHL All-Star TV ratings down 76 percent because nobody knew the Versus channel existed |
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Ric Romero gets scooped by MSNBC's shocking revelation about Super Bowl tickets being scalped online |
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'06 Bears vs. '85 Bears. Guess who wins? |
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Arizona Cardinal Adrian Wilson can jump 5.5 feet high. Here comes the science |
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Dave Barry gives advice to those heading to Miami for the Super Bowl |
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The best hand football you'll see today |
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