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Barbaro's condition downgraded from Purina to Spalding |
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Autograph session at Chicago area Costco, starring 'Refrigerator' Perry, really amuses crowd when they learn autograph items had to be purchased at that particular Costco |
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Yawn. Tiger Woods wins again for, what is it, the seventh or so time in a row. Zzzz |
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Juan Pablo Montoya wins the Rolex 24 at Daytona giving Chip Ganassi Racing its second straight win at the event |
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Reggie Bush fined $5000 for taunting Brian Urlacher at the end of his 88-yard TD reception |
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Barbaro limps closer to glue factory |
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Former heavyweight boxing champion Vitali Klitchko has announced that he is coming out of retirement so he can spend less time with his family |
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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of NASCAR fans suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced |
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Arsenal v. Bolton, Chelsea v. Nottingham Forest. This is the Sunday FA Cup 4th round discussion forum |
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Sky-high college football coach salaries prompt a debate over the role of athletics at colleges. Debate? I thought it was to prepare student-athletes to be attention whores in the real world |
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Swiss Roger Federer wins 2007 Australian Open. Says he feels pretty neutral about the whole thing |
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Aussie Open Final Discussion Thread |
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Iona hangs on to lose 61-71, to keep perfect 0-20 season intact |
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41 things to watch for at Super Bowl XLI |
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NHL Hall of Famer Gump Worsley passes away |
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Lindsey Jacobellis crashes her way to another second place finish. At least she wasn't showing off this time |
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ESPN recently revealed its plans for broadcasting NASCAR races in HD, in what the network is calling "most technologically advanced in motorsports history" |
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Cleveland Cavaliers' LeBron James received the most votes in balloting for the NBA All-Star Game, while Miami Heat center Shaquille O'Neal was selected for the 14th consecutive time |
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Red Sox, Rockies discussing trade for Todd Helton. Suck it, Yankees |
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South Africa delays buliding hospitals to pay for World Cup. That takes balls |
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Miami sprucing up city before Super Bowl - which loosely translates into reburying Haitian voodoo undead and plastering over bullet holes in City Hall, Kate Moss |
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The Kansas City Chiefs have signed a Mexican collegiate lineman. There they go again, taking our jobs |
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Cardinal's pitcher Jeff Weaver cashes in on his fluke World Series performance with an $8.3M deal with the Mariners |
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Manchester United vs Portsmouth in 4th round of FA Cup |
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Chicago Mayor Daley apologizes to Saints fans that were taunted at NFC Championship game with "The Bears finishing what Katrina started" banner |
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Even though they're not in the NFL playoffs, the Cincinnati Bengals managed a top spot in the news this week - but not in a way that anyone who cares about the team appreciates |
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Reporter to Maria "Sore Loser" Sharapova - "Serena Williams really outplayed you today." Sharapova to Reporter - "She's a dude." |
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With their franchise-record 16th straight victory, the only thing hotter than the Phoenix Suns is the sun itself |
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Coffee shop owner in Cincinnati makes offer: "All sober professional football players receive free coffee." No Bengals have yet taken him up on his offer (with pic) |
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Jason Kidd says he was kidding about his wife beating him up. Still no cure for the Nets losing three in a row at the the buzzer |
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Man proclaims that England is facing its darkest day. Is he talking about: A) Nazis bombing London; B) Edward II's defeat at Bannockburn; C) terrorist attacks in London; or D) a cricket match nobody watched? |
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Northern Ireland soccer legend George Best leaves his son a 1994 Jean Lassel World Cup commemorative watch. No word if the will stipulated how long he kept that uncomfortable hunk of metal up his ass |
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Dick Enberg: "Maria Sharapova has never received such a spanking" |
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Official Women's Tennis Tour website claims Serena is same weight as Sharapova |
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New Orleans wants apology from Chicago. "I pray to God no catastrophic event ever occurs that will force your entire city out of their homes." Um, that did happen - we named our soccer team after it |
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Winter X Games allies with Darwin Awards to provide you the latest in neck-breaking fun: freestyle snowmobiling |
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ACC studying clock issue in Clemson basketball loss at Duke. Study includes whether clocks run slower in a vacuum |
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Based on his NBA all-star team player picks, dime-bag Bill Walton is now seeing double |
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If Kevin Durant can Carmelo-ize the Longhorns to a title, he may win college basketball's Player Of The Year |
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NFL truth and rumors: Dallas may hire Norv Turner to replace Bill Parcells, which is like trading Jessica Alba to get Joy Behar |
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Last June, Chicago Bears safety Chris Harris promised a Chicago construction worker on TV that he would give him tickets to the Super Bowl if the Bears made it. Now? Not so much |
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This weeks' sign of the Apocolypse is |
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Al Unser Jr. charged with DUI after crash. Cops knew something was up when they saw him making an illegal left turn |
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Want to buy 30 seconds of advertising during the Super Bowl? It will only cost you $2.6M |
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Skiing champion killed after sudden encounter with a tree, the great white shark of the ski slopes |
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Hottie needs a date to the superbowl... a date with a ticket |
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Patriots Fan Paul "Fitzy" Fitzgerald's hilarious webcast on losing to the Colts (wicked NSFW language, guy) |
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Eli jealous of brother Peyton. Obvious tag blows up |
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Curt Schilling pushed to run for U.S. Senator against John Kerry. Schilling has the better splitter, but Kerry has a killer waffle pitch |
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Men find the Super Bowl far more important than Valentine's Day. This unpaid placement masquerading as news brought to you by Coors Light |
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Martin Brodeur interviewed by professional wrestler Edge |
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Fernando Gonzalez continues his incredible dominance throughout the Australian Open by destroying Haas in the semis. Federer might actually be in for a challenge |
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Skijoring -- the sport of skiing while being pulled by one or more dogs. In other words, skiing for the lazy |
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Japan's baseball team owners looking to rewrite the posting system rules to stop the steady exodus of Japanese superstars to America |
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Muhammad Ali has bought a $1.8 million home that will bring the three-time heavyweight champ closer to his native Louisville. Where did Muhammad Ali get $1.8 million? Oh yeah, he boxed before Don King ruined the sport |
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What the Bears must do to beat the Colts. Tricking the Colts into trading them quarterbacks is amazingly missing |
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Peter Forsberg generating lots of interest among NHL teams looking to add somebody to their injury list |
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The Knicks are the most valuable team in the NBA, somehow due to their clever maneuvering to corner the market on suck |
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"Gilbert Arenas would like to go back to school and teach Coach K a lesson" |
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Indianapolis Colts highlight video |
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Chicago Bears highlight video |
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Soccer game unites Iraqis, because if anything can stop a bunch of people fighting, it's soccer |
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Evil Empire looking to spread its influence, sends Darth Cashman to Beijing. Red Sox Nation responds by dropping covert team into Pyongyang |
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Jason Garrett hired to be the Cowboys offensive coordinator as a reward for the good job he did as the Dolphins Quarterback coach. Wait, whaaat? |
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While hanging from the rim, Da Bull collided with a Colorado player. At the point of contact, the mascot's head, to his horror, fell to the floor |
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NFL announces tougher drug testing. Supposedly will start asking, "Is that a doobie in your hand?" |
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Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry goes to jail for two turns for contributing to the delinquency of minors, does not pass Go, does not collect $200 |
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Suspended basketball player calls in bomb threat to the game he was suspended for. His PMITA ball-playing career is just beginning, however |
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Bosh helps Raptors edge Hornets, dunks over IG88 |
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The McLaren Team's rookie, Lewis Hamilton, escaped unharmed after badly damaging one of the team's new MP4-22 cars in a crash at Valencia |
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MLB truth & rumors: Robinson's decision to change to number 24 to accommodate Clemens was done without any prompting by the Yankees. The more you Cano |
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Phoenix Suns win franchise-record 15th straight game... for the second time this season |
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Tottenham is going to the UFIA Cup |
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In the All-Star game, NHL's older stars take the youngsters to school, issue warnings to stay off the lawn |
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Serena Williams to face off against Sharapova for hottest female tennis star |
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Roger Federer defeats Andy Roddick in Australian Open semi-final, advances to final |
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Willie Randolph sentenced to serve three years at Shea Stadium |
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Bush lied and we have the tapes to prove it |
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And T.O.'s next victim is... Jason Garret? |
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Cubs sign ancient outfielder Cliff Floyd, thus ensuring that, next season, fans will once again have no Pie |
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Tennessee coach Bruce Pearl shows up shirtless in the student section with his chest painted orange for a Lady Vols vs. Duke game... With Pic goodness... and as always, Duke sucks |
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Vitali Klitschko eyes comeback vs. Maskaev. FYI, he's the Klitschko w/ the bum knee, not the one w/ the glass jaw, and Maskaev is the Russkie WBC champ, not the WBA Russkie that's 7'2" and wearing Robin Williams' hairshirt |
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Lions like Furrey, will keep him for three more years |
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Ratings for televised ice skating drop to historic lows. Networks may not renew contracts this spring when TV deal expires. That sound you hear is millions of men hollering and high-fiving each other |
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Security video showing Falcons QB Michael Vick disposing of water bottle at Miami International erased after it was requested by the Atlanta Journal-Constitution under public records law |
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No matter how unsuccessful he's been in NFL, Peyton Manning is still 0-for-his-life against Florida Gator QBs |
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This could start a few arguments: Power Rankings for all 80 Super Bowl teams |
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From today's "locking the barn door after the horse has fled" file, Cincinatti Bengals players feel "angry, embarrassed and concerned the team's reputation has suffered" after latest arrest |
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Writer accuses McNabb of behaving like TO since you know we haven't been able to go five minutes without seeing McNabb on TV. Oh wait |
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NFL truth and rumors: Jerry Jones refuses to enable T.O. any longer and vows to start fresh in 07. Just kidding, he promised him a roster spot next season |
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Mets fan banned from Shea Stadium for three years for forging press credentials. Doctors say his physical, mental well-being greatly improved already, note he's probably added ten years to his life |
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Atlanta Falcons insist that Michael Vick is their starting QB, and he is not on the trading block. In other words, keep your eye on the transaction wire |
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Derek Jeter and Jessica Biel no longer an item. Jeter moves on to farking Gabrielle Union |
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Ten-time Super Bowl MVP and world-renowned football guru Reggie Miller predicts the Colts will "destroy Chicago" in the Super Bowl |
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It's the official, Arsenal v. Tottenham, Carling Cup semi-final first leg, discussion forum. In other words, the forum where people discuss the actions that will take place in the afforementioned scheduled sporting event. Clear? |
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Suns beat Wizards for 14th straight win |
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Beckham to deliver first major TV interview in America on CBS's Super Bowl broadcast |
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Sharapova battles into the semis |
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Duke climbs to the top spot in the ESPN/USA Today women's basketball poll. Or perhaps they just sucked the competition down |
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The NCAA hockey season is in full swing, making it the only collegiate sport where the Florida Gators don't have a shot at winning the national championship |
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"Yes, they made history, but it's time we stopped judging Tony Dungy and Lovie Smith by the color of their skin, and instead celebrate the content of their character" |
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Carmelo Anthony throws a punch, gets a 15-game suspension. Kevin Garnett throws a punch, gets a one-game suspension. Hmmmmm |
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Ticket price for May 5 Oscar De La Hoya-Floyd Mayweather, Jr. fight: $29,000 |
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NHL team owner claims fans ignored Teri Hatcher to take photo with him at Sundance Film Festival |
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Suns coach D'antoni, referring to Gilbert Arenas' revenge tour against coaches from U.S. Olympic team that did not select him: "He's going to KILL Duke." Duke sucks |
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Day after appointing the team's first African-American head coach, Steelers promote Arians to offensive coordinator; require team screening of "American History X" |
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Bears' Tank Johnson gets judge's permission to play in the Super Bowl, attend Ray Lewis's post-game party |
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New York Yankees make Robinson Cano change his number to 24 in order to free up Roger Clemens' number 22, just in case. Cashman nudges Andy Pettitte in the ribs, saying, "Eh? Eh?" |
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Arsenal v. Tottenham tomorrow: It's only a rivalry only rivaled by arch-rivals Liverpool and Everton and pretty much my favorite rivalry, here's the match preview. Suck it, rivals |
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An emotional Terrell Owens chokes back tears paying tribute to departed Hall of Fame coach Bill Parcells. Just kidding, he throws him under the bus and says change was needed |
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Laser-rocket arm just bruised |
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NASCAR champ caught urinating in parking garage. No word on whether he has uromysitisis or if his father's been in a red Chinese prison for 14 years |
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Wife of Manchester United fan gives husband a $1,000 season ticket for his 40th birthday. Four months after the season started. "His wife mustn’t know much about football," note other fans |
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Dallas Cowboys: "Jeff Fisher is on our list of head coaching candidates." Tennessee Titans: "No, he's not." |
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Note to Bears fans who paid big premiums for Super Bowl tickets: If you had faith pre-season, you could've gotten tickets for an $18 markup |
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"The publicity generated by racy images in the new calendar, 'Top Shots: Women of Professional Golf 2007,' has already raised the profile of the sport..." Raising other interest indicators as well (with SFW pic... just barely) |
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How will Carmelo Anthony and Allen Iverson fare on the same court together? Pretty damn well, apparently |
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Peyton Manning not only beat the New England Patriots, he knocked off "American Idol" in the process. Suck it, Simon |
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Red Sox games at Fenway Park will soon host reality-dating show |
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Parents of junior soccer team use camera flashes to distract opposition during penalty shoot-out. Hilarity ensues |
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The next captain of the Titanic is USC's offensive coordinator, Lane Kiffin |
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Peyton Manning to have X-ray on injured laser-rocket arm |
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Tank Johnson may not be able to play in the Super Bowl due to his legal problems. Bears to sign Humvee Harrison and Jeep Jackson as backup plans |
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NASCAR announces new changes to the 'Chase for the Championship', making things a hell of alot more complicated |
(12) |
| (Some Perv) |
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Man arrested for taking inappropriate photographs of women at Australian Open, told to fap to the publicly available pictures of Maria Sharapova like everyone else |
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Report: ESPN is a very, VERY happy place |
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Real Madrid sporting director reaffirms that Beckham will have to collect splinters in his arse for the next six months before he can off to Hollywood to become a B-movie actor |
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Congratulations, New Orleans Saints linebacker Danny Clark, you just lost the NFC Championship game and got served with a paternity suit, now what are you going to do? I'm going to.... uh, court |
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Freak gust of wind at soccer match sends advertising signs flying viciously across the pitch, striking several players and causing them to roll on the grass in pain. For real this time |
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Another NFL player arrested. Guess which Team? |
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Today's sign of the Apocalypse: The Sports Guy gives the Colts credit while crying in Tom Brady's rippling, oiled arms |
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Bears to win Superbowl. Chris Carter who has incorrectly picked the previous three rounds chooses the Colts |
(43) |
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Australian comedian found not guilty of offensive behaviour for selling fake knuckledusters, a rubber knife, imitation flares and balaclavas all in team colours as "official merchandise" after violent outbursts by fans at rugby matches |
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The greatest sports quotes of all-time |
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Vick's water bottle didn't contain marijuana; contained mysterious, odorless clear liquid |
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NFL truth and rumors: Raiders may try to get Michael Vick in return for Porter and Moss. At least the Raiders don't have a coach for Vick to kill right now |
(25) |
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Ogala Indians demand Illinois return Chief Illiniwek's costume to them; may sioux the university |
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Typing through his tears and stealing wistful glances at the framed Tom Brady photo on his desk, Peter King tells you to root for Peyton Manning |
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It's official: Tomlin, not Grimm, is Steelers new coach |
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News: Rugby player faces ban for fighting. Fark.com: With supporter |
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Bill Parcells to retire from coaching football only to come back in a few years to coach another horrible team. Which pretty much confirms TO is staying at Dallas next year |
(56) |
| (Sportingo) |
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Serena Williams and Andy Roddick prove that the Americans are still contenders |
(6) |
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Peyton Manning ready to lose to New England, film 10 new commercials |
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Truthiness in the NFL as the Colt/Bear Rapport set to debut February 4th in Miami. Fear the Bears? |
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Big Tuna remaining in Dallas |
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Montana is the last true football dynasty in the nation |
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