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NASCAR Racer Bobby Hamilton loses battle with cancer |
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Caltech's basketball team ends 11-year NCAA losing streak. Duke sucks |
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Sunday NFL Wild Card discussion thread. Round 3 between a coach and his former towelboy today |
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No school has ever owned Div. I championships in basketball and football at the same time. On Monday evening, prepare to bow before your Florida Gator overlords |
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An old but interesting article about hitting a baseball, by Ted Williams. "Hitting is fifty percent above the shoulders." |
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World Cup rugby matches in England postponed due to wet grounds. Armoured wankball supporters unavailable for comment but are likely enjoying a good laugh |
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In upcoming news, we mourn the untimely death of Tony Romo by angry Dallas fans |
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Continuing with the NCAA Top 10 Upsets, 'Bama gets smashed by Arkansas. SEC West, Duke Sucks |
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Toronto Maple Leafs get over the shock of scoring 10 goals in one game, settle back into their average of one-third of that, losing |
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Talented USC kicker found dead at botttom of cliff near Point Fermin lighthouse. You might remember him kicking two field goals in the Rose Bowl on Monday |
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Trojans pound Beavers |
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Official "Let's Send T.O. Home Early" discussion thread |
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Virginia Tech beats Duke in overtime. If only there were a cliche to use at this point, this headline would be funnier |
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Big East goes 5-0 in bowl games. Suck it, ACC |
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If it walks like a duck, if it quacks like a duck, then it just beat #1 UCLA in basketball |
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Larry Brown returning to 76ers as executive VP, wants to talk about practice |
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New Orleans Saints coach Sean Payton named NFL Coach Of the Year. Still doesn't have even 1/10th of the heart and guts that Brady Quinn does |
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Saturday night NFL Wild Card playoff discussion thread, watch as Peyton Manning gets that deer in the headlights look |
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San Jose Sharks 1st team in almost 16 years to win game by five or more goals despite trailing by at least three at any time during game |
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NFL Playoff Power Rankings with categories so there's more stuff to complain about |
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Septuagenarian Felipe Alou returns to the SF Giants as a special assistant. Duties to include napping, keeping players off lawn |
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Philadelphia couple says they will let you watch them have sex for tickets to the Eagles / Giants game. Normally this would be kinda hot... but have you seen Eagles fans? |
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Saban defends his decision to return to college ranks, and then slithers back into the hole from which he came |
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Florida can't win. Ohio State is just too fast |
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Ohio State can't win. Florida is just too fast |
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Denvert police make arrest in connectiont to murder of Broncos' Darrent Williams |
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Supermarkets in Ohio are selling gator meat in preparation for the BCS title game. Submitter got his yesterday morning and will be making gator chili all day Monday |
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The man who ruined the Indy 500 almost got ruined by Daytona today |
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Fark: Bill Simmons loses to his wife in regular season NFL picks by 1 game. Total Fark: He extends contest into playoffs where she decides to mirror his picks |
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Wheelchair bowler rolls perfect 300, home |
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Everyone's favorite stoner, Ricky Williams, decides that smoking a little bud is not worth losing millions of dollars, seeks return to NFL |
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All Joe team for grunts of the NFL does not include Panthers' cheerleaders |
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As expected, Cowher calls it a career....... for a year |
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The talk of hockey this morning as Dallas' Patrick Stefan whiffs on the puck with an open net one foot in front of him. Edmonton takes the puck the other way and scores the game-tying goal with two seconds left |
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Reporter shocked, SHOCKED, that the president of the Big Televen doesn't want to get rid of the BCS because it would mean less money for his conference |
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You don't have to be crazy to coach in the NFL, but it helps |
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English soccer team that has fired 35 managers since 1945 and switched divisions a record 29 times named "most stressful to fans" in national survey |
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Padre's pitcher Jake Peavy parks car in restricted airport area, tells cops to write him a ticket and he'll pay for it. Jailarity ensues |
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Trailing 2-1 after first period, Toronto Maple Leafs score nine straight goals to defeat Boston Bruins 10-2 |
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Cowher expected to resign today to spend more time with his family. By that he means, take a year off before taking his chin and spit to another city and not seeing them for most of the year |
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The top 10 sport movies, by a US movie critic |
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Art Shell's second stint as Oakland Raiders head coach ends after only one season |
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Kansas City offers the Penguins free rent if they move the franchise, a chance to suck elsewhere |
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Rex Grossman admits he wasn't prepared for the game against the Packers, was more concerned about plowing hot chicks to ring in the New Year |
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Official Cisco Systems Pecan Bowl discussion thread |
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Detroit Lions OT arrested for passing bad checks, thinks he could do a good job protecting Carson Palmer next year |
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Is Sportscaster Jim Lampley gonna have to choke a biatch? Apparently so, based on today's arrest |
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The Diamondbacks and Yankees finally reached agreement Thursday on the details of a trade that could bring five-time Cy Young winner Randy Johnson back to Arizona, a source close to the negotiations confirmed |
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NFL truth and rumors: Rookie of the year Vince Young not only gained a reputation for his amazing come from behind wins but also for being an immature brat |
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Bill Cowher expected to retire. Promptly become Dolphins new head coach |
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LT wins NFL MVP. Duke sucks |
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Breakdown of every NFL playoff team's chances |
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Falcons looking at Ken Whisenhunt coming to Atlanta to let that glorified flanker Michael Vick kill his coaching career |
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Question: How will Brady Quinn's habit of choking against stronger teams translate in the NFL? Answer: He should be fine weekly against the inferior defensive play behind a stalwart Raider's O-line |
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Heisman Trophy winner, Troy Smith, says preparation and freshness are key to... a good burger? |
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Boston Red Sox sign pitcher with one career save, a record of 8-13 and a 6.36 ERA for $4 million. He's gonna be the closer |
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"So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye," say dancing Yankee fans to Randy Johnson |
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The 10 most memorable moments of this past NFL season |
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Study claims 1998 baseballs were juiced. Resulting juice reportedly delicious |
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Alabama Crimson Tide's desperate attempt to throw nearly $40 million at Nick Saban may result in congressional inquiry into NCAA football |
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University of Florida students want classes cancelled for two days due to BCS championship game |
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"Sometimes when we play [an NFC team]," said one veteran from an AFC North franchise, "you wonder if they're even prepared for the kind of intensity we bring to a game" |
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Giants fans not looking forward to a playoffs game in Philly: "Every year, the abuse we take from those animals in Philadelphia gets worse and worse. I’m seriously considering having two armed guards sit with us next year” |
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Two named to the Horse Hall Of Fame. Long faces on the losers |
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British teen crosses the Atlantic in a 8.5 meter sailboat, becomes the youngest person ever to complete the crossing solo |
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Watch Notre Dame get blown out by LSU: The Sugar Bowl discussion thread |
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Mike Tyson: "I am farked up" |
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Beckham staying with Real Madrid. No MLS you cannot have him. Not yours |
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ESPN and ABC in race to hire first ballot Hall Of Famer Tiki Barber after he retires from the New York Football Giants |
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Detroit Lions hire Joe Barry as defensive coordinator. Barry happens to be the son in law of the head coach, who will probably be fired long before Matt Millen finally admits he has naked pictures of William Clay Ford with a hooker |
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Duke does the right thing and invites suspended lacrosse players back onto the team, yet still manages to suck |
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NFL truth and rumors: St. Favre's holy ankle may be fixed, and turns out Darrent Williams was shot for totally logical and understandable reasons |
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Death, taxes, one Peter Forsberg injury per game; These are the things you can count on |
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Vince Young wins offensive rookie of the year with 23 votes. Anyone surprised? |
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Boise State wants to split national title. Florida fans gear up for Fark flame war |
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NHL Penguins owner, who's worth $2.3 billion, meets with governor to discuss how to pay for new arena |
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Red Sox fan who was around for five World Series championships dies |
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You kids, why back in my day we ran 68 cars at Daytona, had massive crashes, everybody walked away and wore an onion on our belts which was the style at the time |
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Nick Saban, one week ago: "I'm not going to be the Alabama coach." Alabama: "We'll give you $35 million." Saban: "Oh, I see what you did there" |
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The final regular season NFL power rankings to argue over |
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Allen Iverson kicked out of his first game against the 76ers |
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Marshawn Lynch announces his entry into the NFL Draft |
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South Africa: One of the few places left where five-year-olds can engage in hand-to-hand combat with pensioners in the name of sport |
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Matt Millen says "I will never quit.... You're given a job, regardless of what it is. You keep on working and trying to get the thing done." If the job is turning the Lions into the biggest joke in pro sports, well done sir |
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Steve Yzerman's No. 19 jersey retired by Red Wings, placed in the Scrabble hall of fame |
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The BCS has breathed life into college football |
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A touch of class. Thanks, Steve Yzerman |
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This just in: Americans suck at tennis |
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Clint Dempsey set to become latest player to switch from "soccer" to "football" |
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The official Orange Bowl discussion thread |
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The Steelers may be looking for a new coach for only the second time since 1969 |
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Maria Sharapova chosen best-looking female athlete of 2006 by SI |
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Top 10 moments in the NFL this year all pale compared to last year's Vikings Love Boat cruise |
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Remember the controversy about the Giants re-signing Barry Bonds last month? Turns out the contract still hasn't been completed, much less signed |
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Thinking the Chiefs won't make the playoffs, GM Carl Peterson puts the team's best run-blocking tight end on IR. Oops |
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Allen Iverson is ready to be involved in another Philadelphia 76'ers loss |
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Detroit Lions secure No. 1 pick in the 2008 draft by retaining Matt Millen for another season. Suck it, Lions fans |
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NBA players happy to get their hands around some old leathery balls again |
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Complete 2006 NFL postseason schedule. Your favorite playoff bound team sucks (unless you're a Colts fan) |
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NFL Truth and Rumors: USC coach Pete Carroll interested in coaching Cardinals. Dennis Green with envy |
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Moments after scoring the winning points in the Fiesta Bowl, BSU player proposes to cheerleader girlfriend on national TV |
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Boise State wins the Outrageous Ending Bowl. AKA, Greatest Bowl Game Ever Bowl. Go Broncos! |
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"Ultimate Couch Potato" contestants forced to watch ESPN's SportsCenter over and over. Viddy well, little brothers. Viddy well |
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Mr. Sweatervest could turn pro. Cleveland Browns expected to go after Tressel. Suck it OSU |
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Houston Texans player Domanick Davis changes name to Domanick Williams. Still no cure for misspelled first names |
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Jimi Hendrix predicted the outcome of the Rose Bowl |
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Joe Sakic gets three assists, becomes the 10th all-time scorer in the NHL. Cool tag in play as the guy is too modest for the Hero tag |
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Albert Haynesworth is angry about Vinny Testaverde's late-game TD. Stepping on peoples heads still okay, though |
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You remember all that talk about Michigan being the number 2 team in the nation? Yeah well, they lost to a team that lost to Oregon State; suck it Michigan fans |
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Does the NFL arrest tally begin after on January 1 or after the Super Bowl. If it's on New Year's day, then the Vikings are beating the Bengals |
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Mr. Mora? You can go ahead and apply for that Washington coaching job now |
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Da Bulls take over the top spot in the East in the latest NBA power rankings. Duke sucks |
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Bob Knight wins game number 880. No word on his chair bowling record |
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T.O. picked as biggest biatch of the year by MSNBC |
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Dennis Green is not who the Cardinals thought he was. No word on ass crowning status |
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Official round 22, English Premiership discussion forum, how many goals will England player of the year, Ronaldo, score? |
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Alabama to make formal offer to Saban today which is expected to be near $40 million, reportedly unaware that Saban will leave any team for any offer |
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The grandaddy of em all, the Rose Bowl discussion thread |
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"The suspect did nothing obscene, other than being naked at the drive-through" |
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The NFL playoff picture is complete. In other news, the Oakland Raiders are now on the clock |
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