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Classic NHL fight: Probert vs. Domi |
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Red Sox affiliate takes page from Terminator 2, seeks to eliminate young Yankees before they grow up to defeat them |
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Palmero soccer GM gets severed goat head as a Christmas present. Duke sucks |
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2006 -- The year in sports |
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Alaska high school girls play outdoor hockey in below zero weather, beat Maple Leafs by forfeit |
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Browns finish the season at 4-12, Ian Hunter contemplates changing the lyrics to 'Cleveland Sucks' |
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University of Minnesota fires head coach after he blows 31 point lead in Insight Bowl. Tom Coughlin "Job Death Watch" now in full operational mode |
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New Zealand golfer gets two holes-in-one in one round of golf, fulfilling his New Year's resolution the day he made it but falling short of Kim Jong Il's record by 16 holes |
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Time's Top Ten sports moments of 2006 |
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The NFC East is the best division in football, and they prove it by placing three teams in the playoffs |
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Detroit Lions even suck at sucking, beat Cowboys, blow chance at number one overall pick in next NFL draft |
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Week 17 NFL discussion thread |
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Gerrard earns MBE recognition (Member of British Empire). Still not nearly as cool as Sir Ian McKellen |
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Under new rules announced by the Korean Basketball League, any team wishing to hire foreigner players for next season must conduct tryouts and limit their foreign players to three |
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College cancels the rest of basketball season after 8 of 14 players are declared academically ineligible |
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Saturday night NFL discussion thread. Watch as the New York Giants take their playoff chances away completely LIVE LG to scenarios for NFC |
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Chick-Fil-A Bowl discussion thread |
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Jayson Stark takes a look at baseball's statistical oddities in 2006, strangely omitting A-Rod's record streak of catching every single one of Jeter's balls in play |
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Tiger Woods and his wife are expecting first child this summer. Hole in one |
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NL MVP Ryan Howard only made $355,000 last season. He better get a big raise |
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Steve Nash reaches 10,000 points against the Knicks. Jeebus, they really don't play much defense, do they? |
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Welcome to the Saturday edition of the week 21English Premiership discussion forum |
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A walking Gwen Stefani helps Maryland beat Purdue like every other team with a decent record this year |
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Texas Tech makes Minnesota look stupid by making 31 point rally in the second half of some pointless bowl game we will all forget about |
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Merriman responds to Taylor: "I sent him a 'Lights Out' hat and a 'Lights Out' T-shirt and a bag of popcorn so he can watch us in the playoffs" |
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Kobe's four assists not enough to beat Charlotte in three OTs |
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Michigan Wolverines put away 612 pounds of prime rib. Plumbers with plungers on standby |
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Kentucky Wildcats win first bowl game in 22 years. Concerned citizens look for other signs of the apocalypse |
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Michael Jordan files for divorce from wife. Experts say that he potentially could lose 3 NBA titles and 16,146 points |
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Bill Simmons trails his wife by four games in NFL picks entering final week of the season. " It's a triumph of common sense over intuition" |
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Andy Jenkins has reached the semi-finals of the PDC World Darts Championship after beating Colin Osbourne in an epic quarter-final clash. Because Fark never has enough professional darts news |
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Here's what your sucky NFL team needs to become marginally less sucky in next year's calvalcade of suck |
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List of every AFC and NFC playoff-clinching scenario imaginable. My head hurts |
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"It has always bothered me that a football team is named the Ravens. My vote was for the Baltimore Crab Cakes. Nothing says Baltimore like crab cakes, plus it's one of the top five foods you can eat" |
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UK/Clemson Bowl discussion LGN |
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Official Mizzou/Oregon State Brut Sun Bowl thread. Because nobody else cares enough to make one. Duke sucks |
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Jeramiah Trotter on Eagles QB Jeff Garcia: "He's running around like a crazy man and cheering for the defense. Last week, he even kissed me on the helmet after a play, which I didn't like all that much" |
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Heavyweight boxer Mike Tyson has been arrested on drug and DUI charges outside a Scottsdale nightclub |
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Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo forced to change his phone number after a group of Philadelphia Eagles fans get hold of it |
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"The Wolverines have had a bit of trouble with running quarterbacks, in the sense that chipmunks have a bit of trouble reading Latin" |
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"England has never suffered a worse sporting year than 2006 -- with our football flops, cricketing dunces and rugby muppets all reduced to international laughing stocks" |
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Texas Tech loses to UNLV, denying Bob Knight all-time winning coach record. Says Coach Knight: "Bob Knight smash. BOB KNIGHT SMASH" |
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Rutgers beats the crap out of Kansas State in Bowl Much Worse Than Rutgers Should've Received |
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Memphis Grizzlies fire winningest coach in franchise history after 6-24 start. Duke sucks |
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Texas Bowl discussion thread |
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The Eagles could win the NFC East despite losing their starting QB and facing teams coached by Parcells and Gibbs. Andy Reid is simply a god |
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ESPN presents: the Page 2 police blotter power rankings for 2006 |
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Bobby Murcer has a brain tumor |
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Zito to go to Giants. Expect him to magically bulk up over winter and end up on DL after sneezing |
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Buckeyes did not violate NCAA rules for attending fundraiser |
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Tampa Bay Bucs sign up for two more years of game-blowing interceptions |
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South Carolina basketball player will take a medical redshirt...for stubbing his toe |
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Minnesota Vikings CB Smoot will miss the last game of the season with broken jaw from car crash. Speed may have been a factor in the crash as skidmarks from the accident measured 53.4 smoots plus one ear |
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ESPN stops fellating TO for a second to decide which state is the best football state in the country |
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Real Madrid should get rid of Beckham before his head can no longer contain ego and explodes |
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How do you start a riot in Chicago? Cut off the beer to 60,000 lunatic Bears and Packers fans at Halftime on New Year's Eve |
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"Suggestions on how to improve the fan experience at NBA games prompted by my attendance of last night's trouncing of the Memphis Grizzlies by the Washington Wizards" |
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New Jersey star Jason Kidd fined 20 thousand dollars for criticizing NBA officials. It's a good thing the NBA took a stand, since they're never wrong in any given situation |
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Texas Rangers give Barry Zito till the end of the week to decide if he's going to the Mets. Duke sucks |
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Knicks win third overtime game in ten days, have briefly forgotten Stephon Marbury is on the team |
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Maria Sharapova to pose for Sports Illustrated calendar (with pics) |
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San Francisco 49'ers runnning back Frank Gore depending on Moran to help break Garrison Hearst's team rushing record |
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It's possible the Denver Broncos will not have a 1,000 yard back this year, may need to stockpile 6th round picks for next draft |
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Bobby Knight going for win 880 tonight, would make him winningest Div 1 basketball coach. Plans to finish the game turned around so everyone can kiss his ass |
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Australia beats England at fourth straight Ashes test. Even the Buffalo Bills feel embarassed by how England is sucking at the sport's biggest series |
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The internet nerds "write in Rory Fitzpatrick on the NHL All-Star ballot" takes another hit as Wayne Gretzky himself comes out in opposition. In other news, Gretzky apparently still in favor of coaching 3rd worst team in hockey |
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Jason Kidd calls NBA officials "three blind mice." NBA tells Jason Kidd, "Where's your $20,000, and are you still beating your wife?" |
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You've likely never heard of the IIHF World Junior Hockey Championships, but it's one of the biggest television properties in the only country in which you'd expect it to be so |
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If FSU loses to UCLA tonight, it will be Bobby Bowden's first losing season since Gerald Ford lost presidency to Jimmy Carter. Not a good omen for Seminoles |
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As the Bonds Saga continues, Feds can use seized MLB 'riod data. Reports indicate it will be easy to identify Bonds' sample because his sample number has an asterisk |
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Scottish Rugby Union mulling bidding for that sport's World Cup, reasoning after the world gets a look at South Africa in 2010, their country will look civilized by comparison |
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Likely defensive MVP Jason Taylor says Shawn Merriman is a joke, shouldn't be allowed in the Pro Bowl |
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After failing to be arrested, 13-year Bengal decides it's time to move on |
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Tony Romo officially has a thing for talentless southern blond girls |
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Ohio State's seven-foot freshman basketball phenom just wants to be a regular person, will have to settle for being ridiculously wealthy (with pic) |
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NHL All-Star voting gets ugly: Rory Fitzpatrick attack ad on Chris Pronger |
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Canada opens World Junior Hockey Championships with 2-0 win over Sweden. Stick that in your Volvo and smoke it, Sven |
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Erin Andrews would like people to stop staring at her boobs |
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T.O. is "embarrassed" by the Cowboys offense. The Obvious tag would have been used, but it just doesn't feel like playing hard today |
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NFL pushes Bears' regular season finale against Packers from noon to prime time. Brides-to-be Bears fans not amused. "Our best man is a die-hard Bears fan, and my fiance hasn't told him yet because he's afraid" |
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"The first rule in the NHL might just be that you do not talk about fight code. That code is an intricate and unspoken set of rules that govern when players drop the gloves and why" |
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Buffalo Sabres score six goals in the first 10:57 against the Capitals, are the third fastest team to ever do so. Suck it, Ovechkin |
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Allen Iverson's arrival in the Western Conference will mean someone not as good as him won't make the All-Star team |
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Write-in Rory Fitzpatrick still on track to be named a starter in NHL All-Star Game, but not by much |
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Having played almost half a season, the teams in the NHL Northwest are separated by one point. In all other divisions, a minimum of 17 points separates first from fifth place |
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Nets get all pissy when they lose on a free-throw at the end of the game. Couldn't be bothered to score more points during the other 47:59 |
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The playoff opportunity for the Bengals has turned to a quote from Dumb and Dumber: "So, you're telling me there's a chance"? |
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NFL Power rankings: AFC fans pat NFC fans on the back softly and say "Just relax, it only hurts the first time" |
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Terrell Owens visited Eagles hotel before game, seems positive about Jeff Garcia's sexual orientation and wants more balls |
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Worst people or organizations in sports history |
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Poms suck so bad at the Ashes that they're in danger of inventing a new Fark cliche: England sucks |
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Welcome to the official boxing day English Football discussion thread |
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Shane Warne has taken his 700th Test wicket |
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Miami Dolphins defensive end Jason Taylor left the game against the New York Jets in the third quarter with an eye injuy, Ruining submitter's last chance to win office Fantasy Football league |
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Eagles blow out Dallas at home. Sports writers no longer Romosexual |
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Marcus Vick, now a wide receiver, could see action tonight... no, not at Blacksburg High's Winter Wonderland dance |
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Dear Santa, If you give us a new head coach we promise not to boo you like those mean old Eagles fans. Love, Giants fans |
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Both of Ohio State's running backs may have broken NCAA rules. That sound people are hearing in Gainesville is the whining of people in Columbus about why they will now lose |
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Only about 100 people walked out of the Bears/Lions game protesting Matt Millen incompetence |
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Milwaukee Brewers invest another $42 million in a pitcher that won't help them win crap no matter how well he does |
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No Bengals You can't go to the playoffs Not yours |
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