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It's certain now. A team that doesn't have a winning record will make the playoffs in the NFC this year |
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Leinart is out for the rest of the year. They claim it's his shoulder, but the picture in the article suggests that he may actually be pregnant |
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The Ron Artest Interactive Fan Experience is considering a move to Clippers |
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Darts: So much more than tattoos and pint mugs |
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LaDainian Tomlinsion is the fastest player to reach 9,000 career yards |
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Peyton Manning reaches 4,000 yards passing for the seventh time in his career. Colts still lose |
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Hot swimsuit models rank the hottest(?) athletes |
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Christmas Eve NFL Discussion thread. LGT one sure winner today |
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Yao-ch |
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The NY Giants might be doing better if they spent more time on football than at local strip club; "They're here all the time and I'm sick of them. I hope they read this and get pissed off and stop coming" |
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Kobe Bryant, from the "we're better off not knowing more" department, claims "something bad must have happened to me as a child with dog poop" |
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One of the most devastating sports car crashes of all time.......from inside the car |
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Gators beat overrated OSU team by 26 (repeat thread Jan 8, 2007) |
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Bob Knight ties Dean Smith on all-time wins list, celebrates by stuffing cop in trash can |
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Big time QB recruit for Texas revokes his commitment. Horns down t-sips |
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Best high school sports photos of the year |
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Top 10 sports movies of all time |
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Barbaro's condition upgraded from "Spalding" to "Purina" |
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Harlem Globetrotters to take on Dennis Rodman in upcoming bout. Gilligan's demands for rematch ignored |
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Who wins ESPN's Championship Series? Somehow, LSU and Michigan are "better" than Florida and Ohio State, according to these twits |
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Yankees hit with $26 million luxury tax. George Steinbrenner praying he lands on Free Parking |
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NHL reportedly considering realignment, most likely chaotic-neutral |
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Anonymous buyer pays $2.2 million for hockey stick billed as oldest ever, Canadiens immediately offer a trade deal |
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Top 14 sportscaster cliches of 2006. Let me tell you something |
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Lesbians launch national golf tour - I thought they called that the LPGA? |
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After multiple drivers jump ship on Robert-Yates' racing team, they call upon washed-up retiree Ricky Rudd to get back into the seat. Duke sucks |
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Bengals CB O'Neal permitted to drive to and from job. It is not yet known whether that job will be burglary, assault, rape, or just another DWI |
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Ken Griffey Jr breaks wrist in what was apparently an off-field incident involving a grapefruit and a weiner dog |
(107) |
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NBC to create an NHL "game of the week" and focus on emerging stars. As soon as they can find some emerging stars, that is |
(56) |
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Internet nerds are screwing up the NHL's all-star team this year |
(210) |
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Because your hometown MLB team needs a .200 average/200 strikeout guy, Sammy Sosa plans MLB comeback |
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In last remaining vestige of Cold War rivalry, Man U's American owners promising funds to match Russian-backed Chelsea during January transfer window |
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ESPN ranks all 119 D1A schools in football+basketball success over the past 5 seasons, confirms that yes, in fact, Duke sucks |
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Texas Tech coach Mike Leach likes to talk abour pirates and how he can't dance. Yarr |
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Free-throw shooting can explain how repetitive motions differ slightly each time, because the brain plans each motion differently. Put another way, Shaq's brain plans a new way to miss foul shots every time he's at the line |
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FL Marlin Dontrelle Willis refuses breath test - evidently willing to take urine test though, if police can keep up |
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ESPN/ABC acquire the rights to Miniature Football League games |
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Despite the recent fights, the NBA is actually sissier than it was in the good old days. If you're not convinced, here's a list of "macho move"s vs. "how it should be"s |
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Cold weather shuts down Colorado-Calgary hockey game |
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Alabama football is like a drunken ex-boyfriend at 2am on a Saturday night |
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Dear Denver, Please return our basketball team. Sincerely, Phoenix |
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NFL Network analyst claims his boss, Roger Goodell, was talked out of T.O. suspension for spitting incident (with audio) |
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Mario Lemieux - Pittsburgh IS shiattsburgh. Later, losers |
(66) |
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Nut Picks Dick |
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Gary Bettman says player reaction to the NHL's new tradition-destroying uniforms have been positive. The San Jose Sharks would beg to differ |
(41) |
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Chad Johnson shoots off his mouth by saying nothing but good things about Champ Bailey |
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Joe Paterno turns 80, tells those dang kids to stay off his field |
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Yankees assistant writes a children's book about a sick boy becoming batboy for a day and meeting Yankees legends, past and present. In the Cubs version, the boy dies waiting |
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Former Wolverine Desmond Howard now says he "misspoke." Yeah, "misspoke" as in talking about mythical matchups between specific players on the wrong team. Follow up tag trumps dumbass tag, barely |
(53) |
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Tonight may very well be Brett Favre's last game in Green Bay. But thanks to the fact that it's on the NFL Network, it will not be available to all viewers in Wisconsin, and those who do get it have to listen to Bryant Gumbel |
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Boston pitcher Daisuke Matsuda's wife considered a cradle robber and a golddigger in Japan. Thank goodness she'll fit right in here |
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Iverson: I never wanted to leave, I just didn't want to practice. Practice? Are you talking about practice? |
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Hockey coach suspended after kicking a player off his team for refusing to sign a Canadian flag for troops in Afghanistan |
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Cubs rag-arm Glendon Rusch wants to surprise his wife with a new Aston Martin; since the news is here on Fark, you can see how well that worked out |
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Sports agency leaves baseball players personal info outside in the trash. What could possibly go wrong? |
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Christmas comes early for Calvin Johnson as Georgia Tech QB Ball ruled ineligible for Gator Bowl |
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Tennessee women's basketball player gets a technical foul for dunking the ball. Duke sucks |
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New York spends $4 billion for redeveloping the borough of Brooklyn to clear the way for the relocation of the New Jersey Nets |
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Bode Miller takes overall points lead on World Cup Ski Tour, maybe not an asshat afterall |
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Hall takes phone call from T.O., says feud is over. The two kiss and make-up, or at least swap spit |
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Northwest Airlines pulls copies of its in-flight magazine that have a feature on suspended Carmelo Anthony. Plan to replace it with a feature article on drunk pilots |
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The funniest slideshow you will see all day: Watch a cheerleader get hit with a basketball in hilariously slow motion |
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If the voting ended today, Rory Fitzpatrick would be starting in the 2007 NHL All-Star Game |
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Members of the New York Jets appear on "Sesame Street," where Eric Mangini promptly gets stuck going through Oscar's trash can |
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Truth and rumors: Chiefs running back Larry Johnson may decide to play for a new black head coach next season. Art Shell wondering what he'll have to trade the Hornets for him |
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Seibu Lions receive the $51.1 million from the Red Sox, say it will be "put to good use," starting with a weeklong binge at the karaoke bar with all the sake you can drink |
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NFL players who should be going to the Pro Bowl but aren't, due to the Trilateral Commission-reverse vampire-Al Davis conspiracy |
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Phoenix Suns win 15th game in a row, set new franchise record. Duke sucks |
(10) |
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The only tackle the Giants have all week |
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Bears' DT Tank Johnson suspended one game by the team for his off-field shennanigans |
(30) |
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ESPN's Desmond Howard's expert analysis of a game that doesn't exist |
(48) |
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Leafs now getting beaten by 40-year-old mossbacks that they traded away. The season is not looking better for the ol' blue and white |
(11) |
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Wild night in the NHL includes three players scoring hat tricks |
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Teen suffers cannon blast to leg during football game. Townfolk offer heartwarming cards such as "Stay quiet about this or we'll break your other leg" (w/ sorta graphic injury pic) |
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An article about Australian cricket playing which you won't understand if you're American |
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NFL admits broken pager may have resulted in Bears' OT victory over Bucs. Jon Gruden still a dork |
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Pete Rose seeks to reclaim the "I should be in the Hall of Fame" spotlight |
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Stanford, tired of losing for four straight years, wises up and hires new football coach |
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City of Berkeley: "Don't spend $125 million to build a sports stadium on top of a big-ass underground fault line." University of California Board of Regents: "Suck it" |
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Jeter must "embrace" A-Rod and they should "come together" |
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Enough to kill a horse? Horses dropping dead in Louisiana of same drug suspected in New Orleans Saint Hollis Thomas |
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NFL Commissioner, 2005: We're going to crack down on steroid use. The league does not approve of the use of steroids, and we shouldn't reward players who do. 2006: Shawn Merriman named to Pro Bowl, despite failed steroid test |
(46) |
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Bizarre English weather anomaly cancels Carling Cup clash between Arsenal and Liverpool |
(22) |
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San Diego Charger players linked to counterfeit shoe ring. Suspects include LaDarrian Thompson and Phyllip Diller |
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Zero Tennessee Titans players picked for Pro Bowl, for third year in a row. T-Rac surrenders |
(32) |
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Marty Schottenheimer to be coaching nine of his players come Pro Bowl time |
(32) |
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ESPN acquires minority ownership in Arena Football League. In other, completely unrelated news, get ready for round the clock AFL highlights on ESPN2 |
(22) |
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Giants continue their youth movement by signing 35-year-old Ryan Klesko. * |
(9) |
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After 30 years Montreal's Olympic Stadium has FINALLY been paid off |
(28) |
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With all precincts reporting, results are in: NBA players can't fight |
(11) |
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2006 World Cup final TV ratings dwarf Super Bowl viewership |
(94) |
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The Chicago Bears have 10 wins against teams with sub .500 records. Crown 'em |
(76) |
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St. Louis Rams tight end grabs same, then smashes cocktail glass across face of future plaintiff |
(7) |
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Allen Iverson headed to Nuggets |
(60) |
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Tennessee Titans mascot being sued for $20 million for running over opposing team's QB |
(138) |
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All 32 bowl game predictions, ranked in order of importance |
(26) |
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News-ish: NFL suspends Lions assistant coach Joe Cullen for one game, fines him $20 thousand dollars. Fark: Suspension stems from his little "nude driving escapade" |
(57) |
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NFL Power Rankings, Week 16. Brace yourself for this one, because it might come as a shock... but the Detroit Lions still really suck ass |
(138) |
| (Detroit Pistons.com) |
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The Detroit Pistons play a league high 22 back-to-backs this season. So far they are 15-1 in 8 back-to-backs. The other 7 games? 0-7 |
(2) |
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Virginia Tech's No. 2 QB will miss bowl game while undergoing treatment for alcohol issues. Hey, at least this Hokie QB didn't give an underage girl alcohol, weed and porn |
(6) |
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Fark's 2006 Sports headline of the year contest (Details in thread) |
(88) |
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The NFL and Time Warner have temporarily put their greed aside and worked out a "freeview" in the New York area for Rutgers' bowl game |
(6) |
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J. D. Drew to get second opinion. Okay, you're ugly, too |
(6) |
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BC takes Coach Jag off the Packers' hands. There's a joke in there somewhere |
(8) |
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Some junior from Arizona who averaged 3.5 yards per carry decides to enter the NFL draft. Huh? |
(14) |
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Arizona State/Texas Tech basketball game called in the second half because of rain. Wait, what? |
(16) |
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The NBA is in danger of having a worse reputation than the NFL... well, the NFL if you don't include the Raiders |
(27) |
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One-armed boxer wins bout with state commission. Next up, that flying guillotine thing |
(17) |
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| (Some Nascar Fan) |
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Anheuser-Busch ends its NASCAR sponsorship when it was revealed that it is against the rules for drivers to race drunk |
(10) |
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In an amazing coincidence, the NFL accidentally fines T.O. $35k for accidentally spitting on another play. Whoopsidaisy |
(31) |
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ESPN takes poll on who Tom Brady should date next. Submitter notes that Satan is ahead of Jennifer Aniston, Lindsay Lohan and Pamela Anderson |
(21) |
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Scoop Jackson writes an article on why Iverson hasn't been traded yet. Do I even need to say what his argument is? |
(59) |
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Anthony Carmelo given 15 games for sucker punch, six others suspended. Thomas gets nothing |
(91) |
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Here's the latest batch of NBA power rankings for you all to squabble, kick and scream about |
(24) |
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Due to the rise in ball-dribbling priests, the Vatican hopes to field a top-level soccer team |
(5) |
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Hornung to LT: "You didn't break my record. Get offa my lawn" |
(59) |
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The NFC sucks more than an electric sucking machine being operated by Duke |
(51) |
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After Mourinho's statement of fact that Andy Johnson dives, Everton responds with "Yeah, but your whole team is a bunch of divers, now take it back." Lawsuitularity ensues? |
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Majority of NFL observers believe that Indianapolis is not a true football town since they play in a dome and their fans are like "an Amish picnic" |
(41) |
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Jeff Garcia wins game with his backfield in motion. He is sorely missed in San Francisco |
(26) |
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In the world's friendliest sectarian derby, Celtic captain claims he was denied a penalty against Rangers because it might've caused a riot. Does Ric Romero even know how to pronounce derby? |
(10) |
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Gilbert Arenas gets 60 points in win over the Lakers |
(24) |
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Canadian beer baron fails to get a CFL franchise, sets sights lower and now wants to buy the Penguins |
(14) |
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Parcells tells Cowboys owner either T.O. goes or he goes. Giants fans are happy either way |
(44) |
| (Some Tooth) |
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Arsene Wenger admits that he's a sore loser, jury's still out on if the sky is blue or if Duke does, in fact, suck |
(7) |
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With two weeks left to go in the NFL season, 18 teams are vying for six playoff spots |
(34) |
| (Strmz) |
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Knicks/Nuggets brawl. Video implicates Coach Thomas |
(38) |
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Australia have recaptured the ashes of English cricket |
(6) |
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Indian female athlete fails gender test. To add insult to injury, condoms fit her just fine |
(157) |
| (Some Steeler Fan) |
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The AFC North has dropped a record-setting Steamer all over the Browns' chests, as Cleveland finishes winless in their division for the first time ever |
(11) |
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Boston Red Sox hear this strange rumor about J.D. Drew being injured all the time, check it out and discover it's actually true |
(29) |
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Seven underachieving NHL veterans who are going out with a whimper |
(27) |
| (asahi.com) |
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Eating champ Kobayashi praises U.S. for taking competitive eating seriously as a sport, not as a joke |
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