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It's a strange day in the NFL when LT throws more TDs than Michael Vick, and Vick runs for more yards than LT |
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Michael Vick gives the home crowd a couple Falcons of his own after Atlanta loses to 'Nyahlins |
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Duke bans prestigious scholarship recipients from basketball games. Duke sucks |
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Tom Izzo turns down Michigan State football head coach job. In other news, people in East Lansing actually think a basketball coach would be a good football coach |
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Holy crap. Did Seau's arm just snap in two? |
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Man shoots friend over $20 bet on South Carolina-Clemson game. Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen not impressed |
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USC moves to #2 in both AP and USA Today polls. Notre Dame still overrated at #12 |
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Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter have to be sprayed with a garden hose at art exhibit |
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"That's the curse of the BCS. It takes subjectivity to a disturbing new level" |
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Wilford Brimley is ticked about having to take his team to Hawaii and play instead of gorging himself at a banquet |
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Cristiano Ronaldo seen at Christina Aguilera concert clutching his manbag and his mangina |
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83-year-old has been playing the carillon for the University of Texas since 1967 |
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Spanish cycling champion loses more than one nut |
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Kellen Heard unlikely to be suspended from bowl game for his late hit on Texas' QB |
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Denver Broncos announce that Jake Plummer will start next week as bench warmer |
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NFL week 12 discussion thread |
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NBA players and coaches will be penalized if they chew gum and/or shift their weight from one leg to the other during the playing of the Canadian National Anthem |
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USC thrashes Notre Dame, will play Ohio State for the national title as soon as they beat UCLA |
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University of Wisconsin coach Bo Ryan wins 500th career game |
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Rice clinches first bowl bid in 45 years. Duke sucks |
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Cricket explained |
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Canadian youth soccer team suspended for chasing fleeing referee off field after disallowed goal |
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Overrated SEC goes 3-0 against the ACC. Duke and friends suck |
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The Fight of the Century: Louis vs. Schmeling |
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Florida Gators beat rival Seminoles 21-14, putting the final nail into Bobby Bowden's coffin |
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Caps and Thrashers demonstrate how to maximize number of hockey fights in shortest amount time. Dumbfounded announcer asks if he's in Phily by mistake |
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WVU proves all the Big East naysayers wrong, cements their status as a BCS championship game contender |
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Duke completes a perfect season in football by going 0-12 |
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International soccer stars gather in Argentina for 2006 Blind World Cup. The ball rattles, the fans can't make noise during play, and coaches shout from behind the opponent's goal to help players aim shots. The Sun is there |
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Malcolm Glazer wants to torpedo LA Galaxy and extend Manchester United into America, with the help of General Beckham |
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Fun Police out in force at Ashes cricket match, prohibiting Australian fans from wearing hats made out of watermelons to matches. in related news, Australians put watermelons on their heads to watch cricket |
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IOC says cricket unlikely to become an Olympic sport, explaining that it would take away from "real" sports like ribbon twirling and ping pong |
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Today's college football discussion thread. Wasn't yesterday Saturday? What is going on here? |
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How NOT to check someone in hockey |
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Bode Miller following the same tough training regimen that led him to blow the 2006 Olympics |
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10-year-old girl catches a mackerel large enough to set a new world record |
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Congratulations, Buffalo Bills fans. Your game will be blacked out locally Sunday due to a non sold-out stadium |
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We no can dunk, but good fundamentals |
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Collection of soccer bloopers |
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Jerry Colangelo wants to buy the Cubs. Suck it, Cardinals |
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Commence "We'll never win a national championship because our conference is soooooo tough" whining from SEC hillbillies. LSU beats Arkansas, 31-26. Big 10, 12, and Pac 10 point and laugh |
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Blind World Cup started today with France surrendering once again to something they never saw coming |
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Production begins on "fictional" comedy about a gay ex-Maple Leaf player |
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Astros sign Carlos Lee to a 6 year $100 million dollar contract. Duke sucks |
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Football, or as we say in the US "Soccer", player hit by "beer missile", or as we say in the rest of the world "a cup" |
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Willie Pep, one of the greatest boxers of all time, has died at 84. 229-11 overall, back when being the greatest meant something. And he was |
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Michelle Wie comes in dead last at the Casio World Open in Japan, making her still a much better golfer than anyone reading this on Fark |
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Larry Coker is out as the head coach of the Miami Hurricanes |
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Today's college football discussion thread. Wait, this is Friday and there is college football on? |
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Alex Zanardi, who lost his legs in a crash 5 years ago, test drives a Formula 1 car |
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Charlie Weis takes a brief moment when removing a cupcake from his mouth to whine about Troy Smith winning the Heisman over Brady Quinn and tells people to wait until draft day |
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When he's not wearing his football helmet, Warren Sapp puts on his tin foil hat |
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Even Queen of England thinks country's soccer players are a bunch of knee-grabbing, grass-diving prima donnas who have no more chance of winning World Cup than you and 10 of your fat friends from work |
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Australians claim Poms are cheating with their new bat design at Ashes. With pic of bat that apparently takes "leg slip, leg gully, square leg, and even third legs" out of game, whatever the hell they are. Heather Mills' prothesis? |
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FIFA suspends Iran from international play after President Ahmaamoranohwhat interferes with the Iran Football Federation |
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Biggest match of the year this Sunday. Who rules the pitch? Chelsea or Manchester United? |
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U.S. women earn spot in 2007 World Cup. Too bad nobody cares |
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Replay official: "I saw the ball laying on the ground, the Oklahoma kid picks up the ball with his knee on the ground. I knew it was Oklahoma ball." Farkdom, most of Oklahoma: Well DUH |
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You can't spell im(B)e(C)ile(S) without BCS |
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Canada now lays claim to the MVP trifecta for the NBA, NHL, and MLB. Still world rank of 88 in soccer just behind Vatican City |
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Fight breaks out in the stands of high school hockey game. Donald Brashear and Tie Domi unavailable for comment |
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Michae Irvin pulls a Jimmy the Greek. Where's the outrage? |
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Toronto blows a two goal lead, followed by the Sabres blowing a two goal lead. In the end, the Leafs blow and Duke sucks |
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NFL Turkey Day discussion thread |
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The Detroit Lions rightfully claim their place at the bottom of the NFL Power Rankings |
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Sports announcer claims he makes teams win |
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We know most of the world thinks it's boring - but we like it |
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Welsh rugby stadium to be completely powered by green energy. In other news, Welsh rugby fans to be completely powered by golden beer |
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Ken Hitchcock gets another chance to coach a team of losers this season |
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Denver Broncos may employ Cutler-and-Run |
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The best rugby tackles |
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NFL suspends Manning for one game... No, not that one... No, not that one either |
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Tonight's Champions League discussion thread |
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Jaromir Jagr scores 600th goal, becomes top-scoring European-born NHL player ever. In your face, Jari Kurri |
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Bad: Huskies QB knocked out of game with concussion. Good: Didn't finish in a loss to pathetic Stanford. Bad: CT scan shows brain tumor. Good: Brain tumor is benign. ???: Tumor contained potassium benzoate... that's bad |
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NFL Network to begin new series ranking the 40 Super Bowl champions, starts Thursday night after the Chiefs loss |
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Michelle Wie aims to finish dead last in "a lot" of men's PGA events next year |
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Peter King posts his NFL picks, for those of you eager for predictions on the Lions-Fish, Cowgirls-Bucs nationally televised Thanksgiving Sucktacular |
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It's going to cost you more to watch The Braves lose next year |
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Something to be thankful for: The US sucks at soccer again |
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Arsenal's English Football saviour, a 17 year old Englishman |
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BLWN ACL LOL <3 TO |
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Two Purdue players arrested days before season ending game at Hawaii and won't be making the trip. Way to go guys Boiler Up |
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Damir Dokic claims Jelena has been kidnapped. Someone's going to end up in court |
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Duke Continues Sucking |
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16 worst dressed teams in sports |
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Cable operators claim that they're too broke to air the NFL Network. Poor, suffering, mom-and-pop operations like Time Warner, Cablevision, and Charter |
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Tom Nalen fined $25K for chop block |
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A good game or two and all of a sudden people think Tony Romo is the second coming of Troy Aikman combined with Joe Namath and Steve Young |
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English football club to start sacking players if they keep on diving |
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Justin Morneau named AL MVP. Suck it, Jeter |
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Five Naval Academy footballers admit to taking steroids, so the school waits two months to test them, effectively clearing all traces of the drug from their systems. Brilliant! |
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Just in time for Thanksgiving: Sports Illustrated names its turkeys of the year |
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Raiders coach Art Shell asked if he thought he'd be fired. He said he didn't understand the question and, as a robot who has neither emotions nor the common sense not to play Aaron Brooks, he couldn't answer it anyway |
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Here is the weekly NFL power rankings for you to squabble over |
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As if you need it, another good reason not to run 26.2 miles |
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Big 12 admits officials blew the call that cost Missouri the game. Mizzou says they are getting quite used to it |
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Nate Robinson -- all 5'9" of him -- blocks 7'5" Yao Min |
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Dallas Cowboys QB sensation Tony Romo now dating Jessica Simpson; is eager to prove everything really is bigger in Texas and also show her what "The Big D" is all about |
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The Cubs will likely start the next season with the highest payroll in the National League. And it looks like they're also copying the Yankees' pitching strategy of "buy old, buy expensive" |
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How the next generation of athletes will earn their * |
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Grey Cup snapped in two during post game celebration, welder puts it back together less than 12 hours later. Canadians note Super Bowl trophy has no actual "bowl" |
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The most-highly paid New Zealand athlete is Tiger Woods' caddy |
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Looking for a gift for the literate football fan? The book Super Bowl XL Opus weighs over 80 pounds and costs $4,000. Oh, and that that's the regular edition. The deluxe signed edition goes for $40,000 |
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Ian Thorpe quits professional swimming, gives the rest of the world a chance to win for a change |
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NASCAR's new champ isn't popular |
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Packers QB done for the season. Duke sucks |
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Monday Night Football Thread: Giants at Jaguars. John Mellencamp not welcome |
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Despite being behind Pujols in every statistical category besides homeruns and RBIs -- including game-winning hits/homeruns -- Howard wins NL MVP. Phillies suck |
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Shaquille O'Neal undergoes knee surgery despite fears it could permanently affect his free-throw percentage |
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"Arkansas and Florida -- should both teams also finish with just one loss -- will be able to scream bloody murder that they were unjustly denied a shot at the title" |
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Sports divas are so much more fabulous than you little people are |
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This week's college-hockey power rankings: Minnesota moves to No. 1, Notre Dame skates into the top 5 |
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McNabb carted off the field with a season-ending injury. Philly fans already talking about how bad of a QB he is and how they never needed him anyhow |
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It may have only been their 10th game this season, but the Colts are already in full playoff mode |
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Forgetting that pitching and defense win championships, Cubs sign Alfonso Soriano to an eight-year, $136-million deal |
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Dodgers decide to keep Nomar around, sign him to a two-year contract. Duke sucks |
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Another reason not to watch the NBA: The New Jersey Nets are putting together a senior dance team. By senior, they mean people over 60 years old |
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The playoffs seedings if the NFL season ended today. Duke sucks |
(40) |
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Pamela Anderson's poker site gets mucked |
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A list of the remaining MLB free agents. EVERYBODY'S HISPANIC |
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