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Indiana Pacers forward Jermaine O' Neal fined $5,000 for wearing an armband an inch too high during a game |
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NBA superstar sells only 343 copies of his debut album |
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MLS institutes "the Beckham rule", clubs will now be allowed to exceed salary caps to bring washed up foreigners in to improve the quality of the league |
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Aramis Ramirez agrees to five-year deal with the Chicago Cubs. May God have mercy on his soul |
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USA Today Top 25 poll released. Discuss the fallout here |
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Alex Zanardi will return to the Formula One cockpit, five years after losing his legs in a near-fatal accident |
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Bears-Giants Sunday Night Football discussion thread |
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How 'bout them Chargers? |
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"He was a soldier of Rome. Honor him." Pat Tillman remembered during tonight's Cardinals game |
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Brian Cashman pulls Jedi mind trick on Baltimore, gets them to take Jaret Wright, give them a pitcher, AND $4 million dollars. Magic beans surrender |
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Arsenal dismantle Liverpool 3-0, pull themselves up to third place in the Premiership, and no one got in a shoving match |
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Little Jeffy isn't the only problem as FSU gets crushed 30-0 at home by Wake Forest, the first time since 1971 FSU has been shutout at home. Ouch |
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Wedgies may cost high school football team playoff berth, tight ends |
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Differences between college football and the NFL. Or, why the NFL is a generic and stale piece of garbage compared to college football |
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Some advice for the NFL before playing in Europe |
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The good news: Michael Redd scores 57 points to break Milwaukee Bucks franchise record previously held by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. The bad news: They lost |
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Week 10 NFL discussion thread |
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Seeing how Holyfield's comeback has been a success, Raghib "Rocket" Ismail wants to make an NFL comeback |
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Muhammad Ali's daughter is OK with HBO not airing her fight. Just kidding, she played the sexist card |
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Your college football Final Four is set - Michigan v. OSU and Notre Dame v. USC. Suck it, BCS |
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Richard LeFevre eats 247 jalapenos in 8 minutes. Debra Lafave still way hotter |
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"NASCAR has been a place where the red-white-and-blue Americans could show preference over the products produced by their peers" says Roush. In 2007, Toyota will be the only car actually assembled in the US in Nextel Cup |
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Toronto Maple Leafs haven't won a Stanley Cup in 40 years, but make twice as much money as any other team in the NHL. Sure, they could use that ticket and merchandise revenue from fans to buy better players, but why bother? |
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Bikini model caddys ruled out: "That's just ridiculous. Have you ever tried to find 100 swimsuit models strong enough to carry those heavy bags around for four days? I have and it's just not feasible." |
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How About Some College Football. LGT Gameday. BCS Top 3? |
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Cornell officials warn their students not to throw dead fish into the rink during the Harvard game, saying the dead fish playing for the other team are already bad enough |
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Israel starts pro baseball league, causing thousands of rock throwing Palestinian boys to dream of pitching in the big leagues someday |
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Hasek Records 71st Shut Out |
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First line of article: "This is not one of those 'Fire the coach' columns." Line in middle of the article: "Steelers owner Dan Rooney should fire him." |
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Instant replay in NCAA football is so screwed up, you'd think Diebold made the equipment |
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Bill Walsh discloses he's battling leukemia. Still no cure for cancer |
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Blackburn Rovers set to bring David Beckham back to the EPL. Suck it Man U |
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Jeff Gordon SMOKES on THE track, wins the POLE |
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San Francisco may not lose the 49ers after all |
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For all those keeping score... really, really old score: American now credited with scoring the first World Cup hat-trick |
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Former Raider Jim Plunkett gives current Raider's QB advice on not being sacked, the key is balancing your enormous head |
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Candace Parker is currently the best female basketball player in the NCAA which will lead to a successful career in whatever her major is |
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In a stunning display of the professionalism we've come to expect, Ohio election officials put off counting final 18,000 votes in race separated by 3,000 votes - - so they can watch football |
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Yankees trade Gary Sheffield to Detroit for three prospects and a sack of magic beans |
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Cleveland Indians talking with Buck Showalter, hope to eventually fire him and win the World Series |
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J.D. Drew thinks he is worth more than $33 million over the next three seasons. He and Sosa should start their own team |
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Red Sox reportedly win Matsuzaka bidding. Steinbrenner gets very angry, takes nap |
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72 year old Craig Biggio will add another layer of pine tar to his helmet in a new one year deal with the Astros |
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Andrei Kirilenko still shoots like a fifth grader, or a retarded Drago. Either one |
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Turns out Freddy Adu's training visit to Man Utd is, in fact, a two-week trial, and that Fergie is keen to sign him |
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NASCAR CEO was driving like Robby Gordon, too. Investigation launched, link contains 911 call goodness |
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Plane carrying Marshall Football Team experiences engine trouble on way to East Carolina U. Four days before the 36 anniversary of the crash that killed most of the football team on their way to East Carolina U |
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Buffalo Bills player finally finds someone he can beat |
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Spain: Gibraltar isnt a country They cant join UEFA Waaaa Waaaaa Waaaaaa |
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Hell has frozen over, the Sports Guy admits the Colts outplayed the Pats without making excuses |
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D.C. United midfielder Christian Gomez was selected Major League Soccer’s Most Valuable Player , second and third place went to other guys you also haven't heard of |
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Chinese man registers "Yao Ming" sanitary pads. Americans rush to register "Terrell Owens" sanitary pads |
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Many pro athletes feel it's necessary to pack heat |
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Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb launches his own clothing line. Shirts come with extra-tight collars to make choking easier |
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Anaheim Ducks set NHL record by going unbeaten in regulation for 16th straight game |
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NFL mid-season all-rookie team |
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In what may be New Jersey's finest moment since Washington crossed the Delaware, Rutgers tops Louisville 28-25 to go to 9-0 |
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Best NBA dunks of the week |
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As always, this year's BCS championship hinges on the winner of the Rutgers vs Louisville game. Discuss it here |
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NASCAR's CEO attempts right turn, hits a giant palm tree. Debris is blamed, Robby Gordon wanted for questioning |
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Soccer is finally catching up in United States |
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Bill Parcell's emergency guide for dealing with T.O |
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Denver Nuggets' Kenyon Martin needs his knee amputated |
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Plexiglass Burress believes the Bears are beatable. Denny "The Kingmaker" Green unavailable for comment |
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NCAA says college athletes, those paragons of academic excellence, graduate at higher rate than other students. Dook suks |
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Steinbrenner is smart enough to not let Sheffield whine about how large his $13-million contract is in person |
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From the straight-to-DVD department: Dennis Rodman and Verne Troyer will star in a movie about a dwarf hoops team with Rodman as their coach |
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Dr. Z's NFL power rankings. Says the Broncos big plays against the Steelers was girly |
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Now out of jail for the Mets, No. 16, Dwight Gooden |
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Raiders DE Tyler Brayton fined 4.54 percent of his annual salary for kneeing a taunting Seahawks tight end in the groin. Submitter would have taken that deal, too |
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The late Red Auerbach disapproved of NBA cheerleaders. So now that the Celtics have their own cheerleading team, it's only right for fans to phone in death threats. Y'know, in his honor |
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Sammy Sosa to the Mets? |
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Sex-cruise star Fred Smoot's obsession with pulling clothes off of people apparently extends to the football field, too (pic) |
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Rutgers to play in the biggest game in its football history tonight, aside from that little game in 1869, which was the very first college football game |
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Cricket in baseball terms -- I finally can understand the game |
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Scott Harrison will lose his boxing title to competitor, as he's still in prison due to his anger issues. Jake LaMotta unavailable for comment |
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Aussie Cricket Board says it won't tolerate idiot fans. Idiot players, commentators, Barmy Army still welcome |
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Dominic Hasek earns his 70th career shutout. Duke sucks |
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AP: 49ers say they're leaving San Francisco |
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One Raider's fan expresses his frustration with Randy Moss... through the power of song |
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Soccer phenom Freddy Adu to join Manchester United |
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Controversy surrounds Arsenal's 1-0 Carling Cup win at Everton. Hmmm, who could be at the center of it? Let's take a poll -- three guesses, and you get a yellow card for each wrong one |
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Stop in New York ends up being dream job for Larry Brown after all. Knicks to pay former coach $18.5 million settlement |
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Zinedine Zidane head butts an under-16 player during exhibition match in Bangladesh. Just kidding: Bangladeshis hail him as a football messiah |
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Robin Williams on the history of golf |
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Soccer fan spends $25,000 in advertising in order to offer tips to crappy soccer team. Duke "chupas" |
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Padres to name Black their manager. Cistercians not amused |
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It's not a Toomer, it's an ACL tear. Giants WR done for the season |
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Top 10 2007 basketball recruiting classes. Top five includes such recruiting powerhouses as... Kansas State and Purdue? Duke sucks |
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Doctor forbids Joe Pa to coach from sideline until next season, or possibly bowl game. No one would be surprised to see Paterno on field Saturday |
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Isiah Thomas says he will bench anyone who doesn't perform well. Knicks forfeit remaining 77 games |
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Rally driver Marcus Gronholm drives over deep ruts, driving the ground up into the floorpan--and into his co-driver's ass. With video (and translation) goodness |
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Texas Tech Opponents: "Stop making us look like a Big East defense." Mike Leach: "DIAF." |
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The Sports Guy reviews week 1 of the new NBA season. Only mentions the Boston Red Sox once |
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Jeff Gordon marries another smokin' hot model, expected to further prove his gayness by cheating on her with another smokin' hot Playmate |
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Pushy Australians |
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Maryland tops the AP preseason women's basketball poll. Duke sucks |
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Former NFL quarterback Heath Schuler elected to Congress. Pundits predict about six weeks after he's seated, voters will try to recall him and replace him with Gus Frerotte |
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Truth and rumors: Byron Leftwich may be slow but he has finally caught on to the fact that his career is over in Jacksonville |
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With OU out of the BCS running, Bob Stoops is opening up to the idea of a college football playoff |
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NHL's most underrated and most overrated players |
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College football team stats: Guess who has the No. 2 defense in the land? Hint: Starts with "R" and ends with "utgers" |
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Jose Reyes hits a walk-off homer as the MLB All-Stars sweep the Japanese team. Duke sucks |
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Canada pounds U.S. 3-0 in opening game of women's hockey Four Nations Cup. Boo-yah |
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LeBron upset that his balls aren't bouncing like they used to. Shawn Kemp seen nodding, knowingly |
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University of Miami DE Bryan Pata shot and killed |
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Darryl Strawberry makes personal appearance in Manhattan; talks about cocaine, his two wives, tag-teaming and his hate for MySpace |
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Cincinnati Reds name Dick Pole new pitching coach, said to be eyeing Johnson and Wang |
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Why it's a good idea to just take a knee if you're down by 14 with seconds left on the clock |
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Kansas player can't beat anyone in the tourney, instead beat someone in the apartment hallway |
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Southend United, sitting bottom of the Championship (English Football's second tier), upset EPL-leading Manchester United, 1-0, in 4th round of Carling Cup |
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Lt. Col Herm Edwards says Damon HOOOWAAAH-RD may remain starter even when Trent Green returns from injury |
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Week 10 NFL Power Rankings. Raiders, Cardinals somehow avoid dropping to eleventybillionth |
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What do you call a guy with an 11-10 record and a 5.71 ERA? In Kansas City, you call him Pitcher of the Year |
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One strike, Two balls, One out |
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Beckham considering playing for LA Galaxy, shopping at Fredericks of Hollywood |
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More than you wanted to know on the gyroball - first new pitch in 40 years |
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TMQ agrees: Steelers having bad season due to new curse - the EASports "Head Coach" video game cover curse |
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"Scott does not sit out on defense -- ever . . . . This entire league exists so he can play defense . . . . He is my son, I own the league, and he plays every snap on defense." |
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ESPN throws fit, drops BSU/Nevada game. BSU tells ESPN to suck it. ESPN drops BSU/San Jose game |
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Oakland A's moving to Fremont, CA. Name change to the Fremont A's of Oakland far behind? |
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NBA player creates line of clothing featuring a Jesus "with face of burnished bronze," so that black youth will give "my Man his props" (with pics) |
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If it looks like a duck, and smells like a duck, then it's probably ranked first in the NHL power rankings |
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Joe Pa plans to coach again after leg surgery. No word on if he'll call a surprise end-around during actual ACL procedure |
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Florida wide receiver fails to outrun his knife-wielding girlfriend. No wonder they almost lost to Vanderbilt |
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Big-game Broncos have flex appeal, get more nationally televised games than any other franchise |
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High school soccer team takes the field, is greeted over the PA with a 90-second Adolf Hitler speech and the home team chanting "ON TO VICTORY" in German |
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It's been 15 years since Earvin "Magic" Johnson announced he was HIV+, and that Larry Bird was a flat-footed Hoosier hillbilly, with a passable jump shot, and fair passing abilities |
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Florida is #1, Ohio State #4 in latest USA Today poll |
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Maxim rates the top 15 toughest guys ever in the NHL |
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November 6 will always be remembered as the anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's election... Or the anniversary of the Great Carolina Panther Cheerleader Bathroom Romp. See kids, history can be fun |
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Tiger Woods to start a golf-course design company; sleep with his hot wife on piles of money |
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Shawn Kemp eyeing return to NBA, a girl in section 36, another in 45 and two of them in the guest suites |
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NFL's Braylon Edwards offers $1 million in scholarships to 100 students |
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Truth and rumors: Chicago Bears to change name to Paper Tigers |
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Ever wonder what kind of wine goes with brats while watching da Bears? Da Coach partners with California winery to produce line of Mike Ditka wines |
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Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts are now the only undefeated team left in the league, with a record of 8-0. Suck it, Simmons |
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Dementieva to model ball boys: "Quit checking out my ass and GBTW" |
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The 10 best reefs in the world. That's reefs. For diving, you stoners |
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This week's college-hockey power rankings: Hockey East has two of the top three teams |
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World Cup ref of three yellow-card fame, Graham Poll, has Mourinho seeing red |
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The Sports Guy is crying into his Cheerios this morning after Tom Brady is intercepted four times and Indy improves to 8-0 |
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Failure is not an option; it is the only option. Texas Rangers select next manager to be fired |
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Stores near Ohio State to stop selling bottled beer. Don't worry Buckeye fans, Natty Light still comes in cans |
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