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Sun September 23, 2012
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
That sound you hear is Michigan falling out of the Top 25. Ann Arbor parties like it's 2007
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(81)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Apparently an NFL replacement official missed the class about throwing hats onto the field of play (w/video)
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(82)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Can Keselowski continue to dominate? Will we see any 2 fingered salutes today in New Hampshire? It's the Sylvania 300 (2PM, ESPN)
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(157)
 
(Time)
 
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Plan A: Snorkeling in the Bahamas. Plan B: Tennis at the community center. Plan C: Which of these cat foods tastes best? (Featured Partner)
 
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will win the Chefs vs. Aints failure bowl? Can the Cardinals take out the dirty birds? Is Jay Cutler going to get all emo again? Are the scab refs going to continue to derp? It's NFL Week 3, games begin at 1 PM Eastern on CBS and Fox
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Another day, another Orioles victory in extra innings. This is not a repeat of Wednesday, or Tuesday, or last Thursday, or any of their other 12 straight
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(32)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Who to sit? Who to start? Here's 15 fun facts to consider before crafting you Week 3 lineup. Yes, it's your NFL Week 3 Fantasy Football discussion thread
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(141)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Choklahoma
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(35)
 
(Speed TV)
 
 
 
It's time for Formula 1 on a go-kart track, it's your official Grand Prix of Singapore discussion thread. Coverage starts at 7:30 AM EST on Speed
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(Fark)
 
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(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
It's a big weekend in the Premier League, with everybody in action, although most of the eyes will be watching a reinvigorated Arsenal at the Etihad and an emotional-filled match of Manchester United coming to Liverpool in your weekend EPL thread
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(232)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
No, guys, that was not a boob on ESPN last night (w/video)
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(36)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Deion Sanders says his child support payments are too high, that he's not some kind of magical fairy that can wave his wand and make money appear
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(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Old Dominion University QB sets new Div. 1 passing record with 730 yards
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(6)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ex-Pirate comes out of the closet. Difficulty: Not Captain Jack Sparrow
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(31)
 
(PAC-12)
 
 
 
Coach Jon Embree celebrates Colorado's come from behind win over Washington State by over zealously chest bumping/assaulting his players (w/ vid)
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(15)
 


Sat September 22, 2012
(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Roger Clemens won't rule out pitching in 2013 at age 51, says it all depends if he feels the juice flowing
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(11)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Will Jon Jones duck out on another card? Will he be too drunk to drive to the arena? Is Dana White going to give Vitor Belfort the nod? It's UFC 152, Prelims begin at 6:45 PM ET on Facebook, 8 PM on FX, with the main card at 10 PM on PPV
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(727)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pirates front office orders their minor league instructors in an email to train their prospects using "Navy SEALs" methods and to "Dream and be creative like a Hippie. Be crazy and take risks like the Hells Angels"
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(26)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
It's your QB power rankings. As usual, Tomo Romo too high, Alex Smith too low
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(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The eyes of the college football world will be focused on #4 FSU as they welcome #10 Clemson to Tallahassee. Also, there's some little game known as Michigan-Notre Dame. All that, and Louisiana-Monroe, in this week's College Football Thread
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(781)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So it turns out a lot of NFL GMs and coaches already thought Tampa Bay coach Greg Schiano was a dick before last week
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(75)
 
(Inside Bay Area)
 
 
 
Thieves steal the wiring for the lights of the only lighted football field in town (the Sun is not there, but it will have to be for future games)
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(7)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Colts do everything they can to make a terminally ill fan's last game special (besides bringing back Peyton Manning)
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(13)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marcus Allen and the Raiders have mended fences. This would have been better news in 1992
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(19)
 


Fri September 21, 2012
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC has a baseball team in the postseason for the first time since 1933. So do the players spray champage all over themselves like idiots? Nah, they sip it out of glasses. "We have a much bigger picture in mind"
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(53)
 
(ThePostGame)
 
 
 
Rays fan asks player via Twitter if he can come play catch in the Tropicana parking lot. And gets a surprise answer: Yes
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(39)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
RG3 accuses Rams of being Saints
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(90)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
One of the Top 300 High School Football players suffers fifth concussion, forced to quit football forever. Committed to play at FSU next year, and though he won't play, FSU will honor his scholarship. Florida tag last seen hiding behind spiffy tag
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(42)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Glorious Leader of Best League says he will not tolerate disrespect towards Party Officials
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(49)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pacquiao to convicted woman beater: "You can have the money. You'll need it after I'm done turning you into a bloody stump"
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brass Balls of the week goes to Florida Atlantic defensive end Cory Henry, who says "Alabama can be beat"
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Winning QB runs for 527 yards in one game. Wait, did I say winning? I meant losing
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(8)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NFL cheerleaders then... and now. Just a sec there, Buffalo Jill
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: For the first time since they joined the FBS in 1996, Boise State fails to score an offensive touchdown on the Smurf Turf. Fark: They win anyway, 7-6
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(34)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
One-legged soccer player scores a kick ass goal
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(8)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
8-year-old running back becomes Colts' 2026 top draft prospect (w/video)
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Strolling through the Redskins' player parking lot, one sees a lot of luxury cars. Lexus, BMW, Porsche, Cadillac, and... hey, which one of you jokers is driving the '91 Mazda 626?
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(60)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Chad Ochocinco takes a plea deal for assaulting his wife, will do as much time in jail as he has played in the NFL this season
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(13)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The signs of Autumn are in the air: Leaves are changing, cooler nights, the raggedy ass Pirates falling below .500
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(35)
 
(Mandatory)
 
 
 
You already knew this, but Jay Cutler sucks during Thursday night games...and Sunday Night games...and he's not that great on Monday, either
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(59)
 


Thu September 20, 2012
(Impact Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will there be more strap-on action between Tara and Miss Tessmacher? Can Bobby Rooooooo and James Storm settle their problems over a beer? Is Hulk Hogan still trying to violate fire codes? It's Open Fight Night onTNA Impact, 8 PM on Spike
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(121)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will we get some Grade A, prime Manningface from Eli? Is Cam Newton still BEST IN THE WORLD? It's the New York Giants vs. the Carolina Panthers on Thursday Night Football, 8 PM on NFL Network
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(717)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
All 32 NFL starting quarterbacks and the Muppet that they most resemble. Bonus, not a slideshow
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(41)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ichiro goes 7 for 8, four steals and a game-winning RBI. Pretty good for a 38 year old
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ontario Hockey League to follow NBA and European soccer best practices to control goons. First 10 fighting majors are free, next 5 earn two-game suspension, and next 5 earn suspension and fine
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(24)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"I Got Married, But ...I'll Always Be a Hooker"
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(15)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
On top of transforming a national title contender into a punchline, Arkansas coach owes $25 million and has only $300 in cash and $500 in checking. Maybe one of his players can give him a loan
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(43)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
He doesn't get any hype, he doesn't get any press. He IS the most prodigious and consistent hitter in all of baseball. He leads the AL in batting average and RBI and is one home run away from the AL lead in that too. Miguel Cabrera triple crown?
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(274)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Orioles sweep the Mariners in 38 innings
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(22)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After last night's brutal loss to the Phillies, the Mets are now 4-23 at home since the All Star break which is on a pace to be worse than the same span for the '62 Mets, widely considered the worst baseball team in history
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(24)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Ovechkin says that many players who left for Europe due to the NHL lockout won't come back, even if a deal is signed. Additionally, he said that Santa Claus exists, Wyoming would be an exciting place to live and blondes are sexier than redheads
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Next at 11, today's soccer match featured some explosive action on the field
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(13)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Alex Smith learns that NFL stands for the No Fun League
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(62)
 


Wed September 19, 2012
(Kentucky Sports Radio)
 
 
 
There's being a fan of your school...and then there's getting a glass eyeball with your school's logo
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(38)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
The Tennessee Titans are fully committed to getting the first pick of the 2013 NFL Draft
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(84)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Orioles promoting top prospect Bundy, expecting him to somehow score four touchdowns in one game
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The 10 biggest errors in baseball history. Signing Jason Bay to a four-year contract conspicuously absent
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(48)
 
(UEFA)
 
 
 
Both of last year's finalists are in action today as Bayern faces Valencia and Chelsea takes on Juventus. ManU hosts Galatasaray, and five other matches on the card. Your Champions League Matchday 2 thread
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(117)
 
(RotoExperts)
 
 
 
Imagine just for a moment that you're a Kansas City Chiefs fan. Now express yourself. That's it, don't keep it in, let it out
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(62)
 
(Change.org)
 
 
 
Are you ready to boycott some football? Steve Young claimed it's the only way to save football
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(111)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Before Aaron Hernandez's injury, the Patriots tell everyone Kellen Winslow failed his physical. After the injury, Pats doctors ready to upgrade Winslow to "alive"
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(38)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Snow-kiting needs to be grounded. It scares the reindeer
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(5)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Vernon Wells' full-speed header over the outfield wall only gets a 7.6 from the Russian judge (w/video)
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(14)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Stephen A Smith used to wallpaper his cubicle in hate mail (and probably could have done the whole office if needed)
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(32)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Orioles 2012 magical mystery tour continues with an 18 inning come-from-behind victory despite having their top three hitters go 0 for 21
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(21)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Yunel Escobar on the offensive slur written in eye-black on his face : "It's only a word." Bud Selig: Here's a new word for you - "suspended"
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(68)
 


Tue September 18, 2012
(Chron)
 
 
 
And today's athlete who has managed to somehow burn through $26 million and is now broke is: "Mr. Vince Young"
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(106)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Steve Sabol, president of NFL Films, dies at age LXIX
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(119)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
A guy sat behind home plate at Wrigley Field and made blowjob faces for nearly an entire inning before getting ejected. God bless America (video)
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(79)
 
(UEFA)
 
 
 
Champions League group stage Day 1 is finally here, Man City, Milan, Madrid, Arsenal, PSG, Dortmund, and many more. It all gets started today
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(108)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN's Week 3 NFL power rankings. Commence Philadelphia, San Diego butthurt in 3, 2, 1
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(241)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After his longest run of the night, Atlanta RB stuffed by local Sheriff
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(46)
 
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Anti-religion organization wants the University of Tennessee to stop conducting prayers before football games. Welp, there goes any chance the Vols had against Georgia and Bama
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(90)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning before MNF "I'm not all the way back yet." Atlanta defense: "Falcon right you're not"
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(82)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Girl who was called on for relief in the Yankee Stadium bathroom never did give 2 innings of relief. Please correct your box score
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(23)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
NFL: Here's the evidence for suspending you in May. Vilma: You know this affidavit was signed three days ago right??
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(147)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Olympic gold medalist snowboarder charged with....well...to put it nicely, acting no better than Bode Miller
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(23)
 


Mon September 17, 2012
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"The NHL owners really aren't that stupid. They're just not afraid of the fans. They don't even respect them. In their eyes, the fans are simply ATMs with arms and legs"
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(116)
 
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
The Onion wrote an article about ESPN's Stephen A. Smith arguing with his 9-year-old son about sex. Stephen A. Smith fired back at the lies on Twitter. Related: Stephen A. Smith is not familiar with The Onion
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(38)
 
(NESN)
 
 
 
Ray Lewis, like the rest of the planet, wants the regular NFL refs back
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(57)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Matty Ice and the Falcons send Peyton Manning and the Broncos crashing back to reality? Can Charlie Daniels adequately replace Hank Williams Jr.? It's the Atlanta Falcons vs. the Denver Broncos on Monday Night Football, 8:30 PM on ESPN
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(2122)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will John Cena wear brown to promote colorectal cancer awareness? What WWE Legend will Vince imperil to spike ratings? Did Kane make it to Disneyland to tell Mickey about the perils of fiat currency? It's WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA
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(1075)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It's rare to have so much HD footage of an idiot who runs out on the field get broadcast on TV; rarer still for him to outgain the home team in yardage (video)
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(62)
 
(Short List)
 
Video
 
FINNISH HIM - Finland soccer player scores outrageous blindfolded penalty
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(32)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Andrew Luck now has half of the wins the Colts had in all of 2011
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(40)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Winless Saints defense is practically non-existant. If only there were some way the coach could motivate them
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(84)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay knocks down Eli Manning as he takes a knee on the last play. Cheap shot or "clean, hard football until they tell us the game's over?"
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(449)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News has put together a slideshow of 23 professional wrestlers that died too young, and one that Vince McMahon has made disappear down the memory hole, especially in Linda's campaign years
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(102)
 

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