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Sun July 15, 2012
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Artist paints over the halo that was over Joe Paterno's head on a mural in downtown State College PA. In other news there used to be a mural in downtown State College PA where Joe Pa had a fricking HALO over his head
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(233)
 
(With Leather)
 
 
 
One year ago, WWE Money in the Bank was headlined by CM Punk vs. John Cena in the most electrifying match in years. This year's MITB will feature skipping, and a sure SuperCena win. Watch it anyway at 8 PM on PPV
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(1478)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Jason Kidd arrested on DWI charges after his SUV hit a tree last night. It's very suprising, as with only 7 layups over 1,300+ minutes last season, it doesn't seem like he drives that often anymore
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
As the biker climbs ever higher, wondering why there's a farking tack in his tire, oh my god -- the Tour's a mirage, I'm telling you all it's sabotage
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(45)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
While on the LA freeway, if you see Steve Nash do you: A) wave and smile, B) shout "Welcome to Los Angeles", or C) pull alongside and hand him a beer?
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(39)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
And now the 2-out, 9th inning double steal of home to take the lead with the umpire blowing a call and then correcting himself. Just like they practiced in Spring Training
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(44)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Who's on drugs this week? Will TNT go back to its commercial laden ways? Oh yeah, and there's a race in there somewhere. It's NASCAR from New Hampshire, green flag at 1:15 ET
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(369)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Looks like Rick Nash has been working on his Wikipedia editing this offseason
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(12)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Knicks: If you think we're going to carry three high-priced point guards next season you must be Linsane
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(30)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Penn State to renovate their locker room showers, add soundproofing and maybe some nice mood lighting
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(96)
 


Sat July 14, 2012
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Wow, chill out, Jay Cutler. No need to get THAT excited when you're singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at Wrigley (video)
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(51)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
January 2011: "Hey, I have a feeling this season is going to be my last cause of this court stuff. Can I have a $3 million if fired clause added with perks like loan forgiveness and a private jet? I can? Thanks, Graham." -- JoPa
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(92)
 
(Strikeforce)
 
 
 
Strikeforce: Rockhold vs. Kennedy discussion thread. The Welterweight and Middleweight championships and 7 other exciting bouts. Fights start at 8pm ET on Showtime Extreme
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(511)
 
(NESN)
 
 
 
Fan, with his hands full of food, does what any male would do when a foul ball comes tumbling towards him: he catches it with his crotch
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For everyone hoping that the NHL would start next season on time, I've got some bad news
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(76)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Good: Umpire doesn't fall for the old "the pitch hit my sprained elbow" trick. Better: Throws the batter out of the game on the next pitch
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(66)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Woman wins Bodybuilding Competition. Amazingly, she's a 64 year old grandmother. (With a 'yes, you'd hit it' pic.)
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(35)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
I know we make jokes about the Mayans and it's funny and all, but Kwame Brown is going to make $3 million a year for the next two years to "play" basketball. Seriously, getting a little freaked out here
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(29)
 


Fri July 13, 2012
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Terrell Bin-Owens
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(41)
 
(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan "absolutely laughed" at Kobe Bryan's Dream Team claim, which is more than you can say for Space Jam
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(171)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chelsea FC captain, John Terry cleared of racial abuse. Jury still out on douchebag status
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(27)
 
(College Basketball Talk)
 
 
 
The NCAA is so mad at Penn State right now that they just suspended Caltech from postseason competition for a year in track and field, cross country, swimming, baseball, fencing, soccer, water polo, men's basketball, and tennis
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(228)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The sun is shining. The birds are chirping. There's a feeling of renewed hope and good cheer in the air. You know what that means...it's your Friday Post-All-Star-Break MLB Discussion Thread (Games begin at 2:20 PM ET)
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(151)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
"I don't care what anyone says, it doesn't change the fact that he's a great man," said Briana Marshall, a junior [at Penn State]. Incidentally, protecting child molesters from police is a great thing to do at Penn State
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(135)
 
(Total Pro Sports)
 
 
 
Hockey goals + soccer announcers = PURE AWESOMENESS
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(15)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
5 years/$100M, $60M guaranteed, $40M for 2012. It is accomplished
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(188)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
At the 2000 Sydney Games, 70,000 condoms wasn't enough, prompting a second order of 20,000 and a new standing order of 100,000 condoms per Olympics
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(70)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The London Olympics website bans you from linking to it unless you're saying something nice
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(7)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Nike changing its slogan from "Just Do It" to "Oh No HE Dih-int"
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(44)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
How bad is the Penn State scandal? Well, here are the ten largest scandals in NCAA history prior to Penn State
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(56)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Nike decides that the Joe Paterno Child Development Center in Beaverton, Oregon may be the butt of future jokes (w/video)
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(90)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Well, that changes the whole meaning of "Got a case of the Mondays"
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(35)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Wait. So some people on the Today show are sober?
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(6)
 
(NESN)
 
 
 
Larry Bird admits that Kobe Bryant is probably right that this year's Olympic team, could probably beat the '92 squad, but only because "We're old and I haven't played in 20 years"
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(313)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
PED measures and bans are now at the HS level of sports. QUICK...TO THE COMMITTEE-MOBILE
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(5)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Penn State posts guard at Paterno statue in case it should be torn down, "Baghdad-style"
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(88)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Penn State unlikely to receive "Death Penalty". I mean, it's not like players got free tattoos or a donor gave someone a car or anything... that would be far more serious
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(797)
 


Thu July 12, 2012
(Fox Sports North)
 
 
 
News: Minor league team hosting "Atheist night". Fark: Team is the St. Paul Saints
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(43)
 
(NESN)
 
 
 
Strikeforce champion Ronda Rousey: "I would beat the crap out of Kim Kardashian... I don't want some girl whose entire fame is based on a sex video to be selling Sketchers to my 13-year-old little sister"
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(82)
 
(Impact Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Bubba Ray handle the 3 Faces of Joseph Park? Will Rob Van Dam beat Samoa Joe and get higher... in the Bound For Glory standings? Is that horrible Dixie/AJ Styles/CM Punk's sister angle finally over? It's TNA Impact, 7 PM on Spike
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(624)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
98 years ago today, some lady debuted on the mound for the Boston Red Sox. Some lady named Ruth
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(70)
 
(Outside The Redzone)
 
 
 
Teemu Selanne is like 108 years old and is still one of the most coveted free agents
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(51)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
The London Olympics is gearing up to be as much fun as having your testicles crushed in a vice grip
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(54)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Retired chemist with waaay too much time on his hands sets out to change the single season RBI record. Sorry Lou
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(14)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Saints owner Tom Benson isn't sure the greatest cash cow his franchise has ever known is worth $1.25M per year
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(81)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Fans want less blackouts, NFL allows teams to relax blackout thresholds. Colts say "Screw that, business as usual", Colts fans start buying tickets by the truckload. This fits the legal definition of an abusive relationship, right?
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(64)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Freeh report released: Everybody knew kids were getting raped at Penn State, nobody did a damn thing
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(801)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jay Paterno says all his dad wanted was a thorough investigation of Jerry Sandusky and he's been fighting hard for just that these past 15 years
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(72)
 


Wed July 11, 2012
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley: "To be honest with you, speaking for myself, to be honest, the '92 Dream Team would beat the '12 Olympic Team, to be perfectly honest with you, speaking only for myself, to be honest"
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(160)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chelsea captain John Terry denies racism allegations to the Court of Football Banter. Not since Nancy Grace made the jump to TV has the word "c*nt" been heard in a courtroom so many times
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(53)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Dwight Howard: I'm ready to go steady with the Nets. The Nets: Ooooh... you meant... oooooh..... this is awkward
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(59)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Add Luke Bryan's performance of the national anthem to the ever growing list of reasons why this was the worst. All-star game. Ever
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(46)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
UFC on FUEL TV 4: Munoz vs. Weidman discussion thread. Just what you need to round out your hump day. Fights start at 5:45 eastern
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(498)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UGA football fan responds to whiny tweet of player arrested on gun charge
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(74)
 
(Grantland)
 
 
 
Massive oral history of WFAN, the first all-sports talk radio station
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(40)
 
(Some Diego)
 
 
 
Everybody in Argentina knows Diego Maradona's more famous brother Lalo Maradona. Skilz video
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(2)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
You get 364 days a year to hate on ESPN. Today is the one day they do something worthwhile. Its the 8th annual Don't Give Up V-Foundation auctions on ESPN Radio
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(28)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Amusingly uncomfortable video of Patriots owner Bob Kraft helping his smoking hot 32-year-old bikini-clad girlfriend run lines during an audition
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(46)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Nothing can prepare you for the sheer stupidity of Fox & Friends mocking the idea that American Olympic athletes will be wearing berets instead of cowboy hats at the opening ceremonies
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(83)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Subby's headline-writing capabilities are coming into form at just the right time
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(2)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Good news, Wikipedians: you can add "Wrote for ESPN.com" to your resume
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(27)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
When I'll Have Another pulled out of Belmont Stakes with freak tendonitis, records show he was suffering from freak osteoarthritis and hopped up on freakish amounts of painkillers, anti-inflammatories, synthetics, and goofballs
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(18)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
What's The Best Nickname For Verlander And Upton?
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(48)
 
(Outside The Redzone)
 
 
 
It looks like the golden era of Orlando Magic basketball that produced a grand total of zero championships is over
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(13)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Bud Selig calls Tampa Bay Rays' 29th-best MLB attendance "inexcusable." "Nobody can defend that." Maybe whoever is Number 30 might
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(102)
 
(Kings of Kauffman)
 
 
 
The media clutching their pearls and looking for their fainting couches over the Royals fans booing of Cano is not about sportsmanship or decorum, but more about Royals fans daring to care as much about baseball as big market teams
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(68)
 
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
NFL suspension on Sean Payton is making his life a total hell. The poor man is reduced to boofing hotties in the Bahamas
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(16)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Where others see failure, I see opportunity. Yo, Ronaldinho For $100K a year, I'll hang with you and make sure you don't lose sponsorships like this again
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(4)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
With the Home Run Derby boos still ringing in Bud Selig's ear, look for some quiet changes to next year's contest
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(101)
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson says Evander Holyfield's ear was not "too tasty", admits it still beats tasting the canvas
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(4)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Think your state has some goofy high school mascots? See if they can top these from Alabama
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(72)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
With the commercialization of the Olympics in recent years, it's good to reflect on the good old days, when pygmies, cannibals and tribesmen had the opportunity to compete too
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(12)
 


Tue July 10, 2012
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
MLB All-Stars (or, Mostly-Stars) gather tonight in Kansas City; our long national nightmare wondering which league gets HFA in the World Series will finally get resolved (Fox, 8pm ET)
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(692)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mets starting pitcher Dillon Gee hospitalized after feeling numbness that is not associated with the booze and drugs he takes to forget he pitches for the Mets
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(6)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Is Tigers' ace Justin Verlander pitching to supermodel Kate Upton? The pics don't lie
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(47)
 
(Ology)
 
 
 
First-time USA Olympian Tyler Clary says Michael Phelps is lazy, will take satisfaction "when I finally beat him"
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(59)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Andre Rison would give his Left Eye not to pay child support
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(14)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Chris Berman said "back" 79 times during last night's Home Run Derby, so here are all of them set to Sir Mix-A-Lot (video)
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(39)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Many Chargers fans gave a scathing response, filling up comment sections with words like "pathetic" and "weak"
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(15)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"If you play for the Yankees you get booed everywhere you go." - Robinson Cano, 2012 MLB All-Star Home Run Derby
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(319)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Female athlete arrested for rape of lover, who alleges the athlete is actually a man
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(45)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
IndyCar driver James Hinchcliffe replaces Danica Patrick on GoDaddy.com. It looks like they finally got someone to do that bikini bullriding advertisement
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(28)
 
(The Big Lead)
 
Video
 
John Kruk eating ribs on live television, the way God intended - in slow motion, set to Chariots of Fire
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(58)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Who said cricket is a gentle sport? South African wicketkeeper Mark Boucher forced to retire due to freak eye injury after getting hit with a bail
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(24)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NASCAR Chairman Brian France says NASCAR wants to avoid gimmicks, and he hopes fans will tune in to see if a driver can come back with the Lucky Dog and then pull off the win in a Green-White-Checkered finish
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal judge to Lance Armstrong: "Your blog sucks"
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(85)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Yankees bar Mr. October in July
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(134)
 


Mon July 09, 2012
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Will Cano and company belt the most bombs, or will Kemp and crew crank out more at the Kauffman? It's your 2012 Home Run Derby discussion thread (8pm ET, ESPN)
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(477)
 
(411Mania)
 
 
 
Time to get caught up with the continuing adventures of HBPunk, Bret Danielson, and the rest of the New Generation 2.0 on tonight's WWE Raw (9 PM ET, USA)
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(1119)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
German cyclist won't let a little thing like a broken back stop her from entering the Olympics
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Did you miss seeing Brewers' Zach Greinke's last pitching start? Well, it might be because he was tossed out of the game after four pitches (w/video)
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(103)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
2012 has not been a good ERA for Tim Lincecum
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(145)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Michelle Wie continues her streak as the Anna Kournikova of golf
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Norman Sas, inventor of Electric Football vibrates off into the sunset at 87
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(29)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Best Korea's Women's Soccer team: "We used steroids to recover from a lightning strike"
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(7)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
MLB teams leave the field after umps enforce the rarely used 'one strike and you're out' rule (w/video)
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(130)
 

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