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Sun July 15, 2012
Artist paints over the halo that was over Joe Paterno's head on a mural in downtown State College PA. In other news there used to be a mural in downtown State College PA where Joe Pa had a fricking HALO over his head
One year ago, WWE Money in the Bank was headlined by CM Punk vs. John Cena in the most electrifying match in years. This year's MITB will feature skipping, and a sure SuperCena win. Watch it anyway at 8 PM on PPV
Jason Kidd arrested on DWI charges after his SUV hit a tree last night. It's very suprising, as with only 7 layups over 1,300+ minutes last season, it doesn't seem like he drives that often anymore
As the biker climbs ever higher, wondering why there's a farking tack in his tire, oh my god -- the Tour's a mirage, I'm telling you all it's sabotage
While on the LA freeway, if you see Steve Nash do you: A) wave and smile, B) shout "Welcome to Los Angeles", or C) pull alongside and hand him a beer?
And now the 2-out, 9th inning double steal of home to take the lead with the umpire blowing a call and then correcting himself. Just like they practiced in Spring Training
Who's on drugs this week? Will TNT go back to its commercial laden ways? Oh yeah, and there's a race in there somewhere. It's NASCAR from New Hampshire, green flag at 1:15 ET
Looks like Rick Nash has been working on his Wikipedia editing this offseason
NY Knicks: If you think we're going to carry three high-priced point guards next season you must be Linsane
Penn State to renovate their locker room showers, add soundproofing and maybe some nice mood lighting
Sat July 14, 2012
Wow, chill out, Jay Cutler. No need to get THAT excited when you're singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at Wrigley (video)
January 2011: "Hey, I have a feeling this season is going to be my last cause of this court stuff. Can I have a $3 million if fired clause added with perks like loan forgiveness and a private jet? I can? Thanks, Graham." -- JoPa
Strikeforce: Rockhold vs. Kennedy discussion thread. The Welterweight and Middleweight championships and 7 other exciting bouts. Fights start at 8pm ET on Showtime Extreme
Fan, with his hands full of food, does what any male would do when a foul ball comes tumbling towards him: he catches it with his crotch
For everyone hoping that the NHL would start next season on time, I've got some bad news
Good: Umpire doesn't fall for the old "the pitch hit my sprained elbow" trick. Better: Throws the batter out of the game on the next pitch
Woman wins Bodybuilding Competition. Amazingly, she's a 64 year old grandmother. (With a 'yes, you'd hit it' pic.)
I know we make jokes about the Mayans and it's funny and all, but Kwame Brown is going to make $3 million a year for the next two years to "play" basketball. Seriously, getting a little freaked out here
Fri July 13, 2012
Terrell Bin-Owens
Michael Jordan "absolutely laughed" at Kobe Bryan's Dream Team claim, which is more than you can say for Space Jam
Chelsea FC captain, John Terry cleared of racial abuse. Jury still out on douchebag status
The NCAA is so mad at Penn State right now that they just suspended Caltech from postseason competition for a year in track and field, cross country, swimming, baseball, fencing, soccer, water polo, men's basketball, and tennis
The sun is shining. The birds are chirping. There's a feeling of renewed hope and good cheer in the air. You know what that means...it's your Friday Post-All-Star-Break MLB Discussion Thread (Games begin at 2:20 PM ET)
"I don't care what anyone says, it doesn't change the fact that he's a great man," said Briana Marshall, a junior [at Penn State]. Incidentally, protecting child molesters from police is a great thing to do at Penn State
Hockey goals + soccer announcers = PURE AWESOMENESS
5 years/$100M, $60M guaranteed, $40M for 2012. It is accomplished
At the 2000 Sydney Games, 70,000 condoms wasn't enough, prompting a second order of 20,000 and a new standing order of 100,000 condoms per Olympics
The London Olympics website bans you from linking to it unless you're saying something nice
Nike changing its slogan from "Just Do It" to "Oh No HE Dih-int"
How bad is the Penn State scandal? Well, here are the ten largest scandals in NCAA history prior to Penn State
Nike decides that the Joe Paterno Child Development Center in Beaverton, Oregon may be the butt of future jokes (w/video)
Well, that changes the whole meaning of "Got a case of the Mondays"
Wait. So some people on the Today show are sober?
Larry Bird admits that Kobe Bryant is probably right that this year's Olympic team, could probably beat the '92 squad, but only because "We're old and I haven't played in 20 years"
PED measures and bans are now at the HS level of sports. QUICK...TO THE COMMITTEE-MOBILE
Penn State posts guard at Paterno statue in case it should be torn down, "Baghdad-style"
Penn State unlikely to receive "Death Penalty". I mean, it's not like players got free tattoos or a donor gave someone a car or anything... that would be far more serious
Thu July 12, 2012
Wed July 11, 2012
Charles Barkley: "To be honest with you, speaking for myself, to be honest, the '92 Dream Team would beat the '12 Olympic Team, to be perfectly honest with you, speaking only for myself, to be honest"
Chelsea captain John Terry denies racism allegations to the Court of Football Banter. Not since Nancy Grace made the jump to TV has the word "c*nt" been heard in a courtroom so many times
Dwight Howard: I'm ready to go steady with the Nets. The Nets: Ooooh... you meant... oooooh..... this is awkward
Add Luke Bryan's performance of the national anthem to the ever growing list of reasons why this was the worst. All-star game. Ever
UFC on FUEL TV 4: Munoz vs. Weidman discussion thread. Just what you need to round out your hump day. Fights start at 5:45 eastern
(Some Guy)
UGA football fan responds to whiny tweet of player arrested on gun charge
Massive oral history of WFAN, the first all-sports talk radio station
(Some Diego)
Everybody in Argentina knows Diego Maradona's more famous brother Lalo Maradona. Skilz video
You get 364 days a year to hate on ESPN. Today is the one day they do something worthwhile. Its the 8th annual Don't Give Up V-Foundation auctions on ESPN Radio
Amusingly uncomfortable video of Patriots owner Bob Kraft helping his smoking hot 32-year-old bikini-clad girlfriend run lines during an audition
Nothing can prepare you for the sheer stupidity of Fox & Friends mocking the idea that American Olympic athletes will be wearing berets instead of cowboy hats at the opening ceremonies
Subby's headline-writing capabilities are coming into form at just the right time
Good news, Wikipedians: you can add "Wrote for ESPN.com" to your resume
When I'll Have Another pulled out of Belmont Stakes with freak tendonitis, records show he was suffering from freak osteoarthritis and hopped up on freakish amounts of painkillers, anti-inflammatories, synthetics, and goofballs
What's The Best Nickname For Verlander And Upton?
It looks like the golden era of Orlando Magic basketball that produced a grand total of zero championships is over
Bud Selig calls Tampa Bay Rays' 29th-best MLB attendance "inexcusable." "Nobody can defend that." Maybe whoever is Number 30 might
(Kings of Kauffman)
The media clutching their pearls and looking for their fainting couches over the Royals fans booing of Cano is not about sportsmanship or decorum, but more about Royals fans daring to care as much about baseball as big market teams
NFL suspension on Sean Payton is making his life a total hell. The poor man is reduced to boofing hotties in the Bahamas
Where others see failure, I see opportunity. Yo, Ronaldinho For $100K a year, I'll hang with you and make sure you don't lose sponsorships like this again
With the Home Run Derby boos still ringing in Bud Selig's ear, look for some quiet changes to next year's contest
Mike Tyson says Evander Holyfield's ear was not "too tasty", admits it still beats tasting the canvas
Think your state has some goofy high school mascots? See if they can top these from Alabama
With the commercialization of the Olympics in recent years, it's good to reflect on the good old days, when pygmies, cannibals and tribesmen had the opportunity to compete too
Tue July 10, 2012
MLB All-Stars (or, Mostly-Stars) gather tonight in Kansas City; our long national nightmare wondering which league gets HFA in the World Series will finally get resolved (Fox, 8pm ET)
Mets starting pitcher Dillon Gee hospitalized after feeling numbness that is not associated with the booze and drugs he takes to forget he pitches for the Mets
Is Tigers' ace Justin Verlander pitching to supermodel Kate Upton? The pics don't lie
First-time USA Olympian Tyler Clary says Michael Phelps is lazy, will take satisfaction "when I finally beat him"
Andre Rison would give his Left Eye not to pay child support
Chris Berman said "back" 79 times during last night's Home Run Derby, so here are all of them set to Sir Mix-A-Lot (video)
Many Chargers fans gave a scathing response, filling up comment sections with words like "pathetic" and "weak"
"If you play for the Yankees you get booed everywhere you go." - Robinson Cano, 2012 MLB All-Star Home Run Derby
Female athlete arrested for rape of lover, who alleges the athlete is actually a man
IndyCar driver James Hinchcliffe replaces Danica Patrick on GoDaddy.com. It looks like they finally got someone to do that bikini bullriding advertisement
John Kruk eating ribs on live television, the way God intended - in slow motion, set to Chariots of Fire
Who said cricket is a gentle sport? South African wicketkeeper Mark Boucher forced to retire due to freak eye injury after getting hit with a bail
NASCAR Chairman Brian France says NASCAR wants to avoid gimmicks, and he hopes fans will tune in to see if a driver can come back with the Lucky Dog and then pull off the win in a Green-White-Checkered finish
Federal judge to Lance Armstrong: "Your blog sucks"
Yankees bar Mr. October in July
Mon July 09, 2012
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