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Sun July 08, 2012
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(Impact Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Austin Aries defeat Bobby Rooooooo for the world title? Will Repo Boy or Flippity Floppity Cassanova win the X Division title? Who else will slip Earl Hebner some tongue? It's TNA Impact's Destination X, 8 PM on PPV
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(874)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Roger, what is best in life? To crush you enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the Britons
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(43)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Pinot wins 8th stage of Tour de France, goes great with fish
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(24)
 
(Fark)
 
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the White Sox stay red hot going into the break? Can the Giants take over the NL West lead? What are we going to do for five days without baseball? It's your Sunday MLB Discussion Thread (Games begin at 1:05 ET)
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(151)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Dario's on the pole, eh? Will Power's starting outside, eh? It's your official Honda Indy Toronto thread, eh? (12:30 ET, ABC)
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(175)
 
(Speed TV)
 
 
 
Real cars. Real racing. The Continental Tire Sports Car Challenge live from the most awesome of tracks, Road America. Noon EST on Speed
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(29)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Not News: MLB manager argues call by umpire on close play at first base. Holy Fark: He actually gets the call overturned
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(46)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New book revealing sex, drugs and drinking in the Olympic Village says that curlers get the gold medal as the biggest party animals
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(29)
 
(Fark)
 
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Here at the baseball game enjoying some brews and brats. Just got hit by a foul ball. Like. Comment. Share
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(7)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
A.J. Allemendinger was suspended from the Coke Zero 400 Saturday night after violating NASCAR's substance abuse policy. Here are the ten other drivers who have also been suspended for violating the same policy
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(28)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
AJ Allmendinger is suspended by NASCAR for violating the substance abuse policy. Who knew you needed drugs to turn left faster?
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(21)
 


Sat July 07, 2012
(ESPN)
 
 
 
U.S. Men's Olympic Basketball Team finalized: LeBron, Kobe, Durant, Anthony, Paul, D. Williams, Westbrook, Love, Chandler, Griffin, Harden and Iguodala
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(59)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Who backs up their trash talk tonight, Chael Sonnen or Anderson Silva? It's your UFC 148 discussion thread. First fight is on Facebook at 7:25pm EST, prelims live and free on FX at 8pm EST, main card begins at 10pm EST on PPV
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(1268)
 
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Bad news Vikings fans; Adrian Peterson was arrested. Good news Vikings fans: It took multiple cops to tackle him
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Awesome Bill from Dawsonville is starting in the third row. It's your Firecracker 400 thread. 6:30 p.m. ET, TNT
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(738)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bulls 6 Runners 0
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(30)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Sagan wins Tour de France's 6th stage, wants to see you learn
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(25)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ray Allen replaces George Zimmerman as deadliest shooter in Florida
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(101)
 


Fri July 06, 2012
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Search and rescue teams valiantly battle stormy waters to save the lives of 62 kayakers trapped in the wilderness of downtown Chicago
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The worst haircuts in men's sports; Agassi's mullet, Beckham's cornrows, Tiger Woods' cheetah-inspired bleach job, and Ronaldo's....Whatever he had on his head. Gene Keady's "Moe" just missed the cut
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The infamous middle name strikes again: Prosecutors charge former NFL defensive end Anthony Wayne Smith with four murders
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(43)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
David Beckham suspended one game for being too handsome
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(45)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hiroki Kuroda laughs at your training regimen
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(101)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dear WSVN: Before exclusively reporting that Miami has signed Ray Allen, you might want to check to see if that Twitter source is real (w/video)
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After Jason Kidd goes from Dallas to the Knicks, Jeremy Lin signs with Houston, conforming to the little known "Take a Texan/Leave a Texan" rule
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(102)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Federer vs. Djokovic: Wimbledon semifinals. 8am EDT. Let's do it
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(47)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
The Pittsburgh Pirates are 10 games above .500 and in first place. Who do they have to thank? Why, Zoltan, of course
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(76)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Duke sucks at jet skiing
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(11)
 


Thu July 05, 2012
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The black is a better athlete because he's been bred that way during slavery," said Jimmy The Greek and four-time gold medalist Michael Johnson
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(216)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Pitt kicker has the most unfortunate name in all of football
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(49)
 
(E Wrestling News)
 
 
 
Who in fact is the drug addict's baby daddy? Which random superstar will enter the Destination X tourney? Who's leading in the Bound for Glory series. Wrestling matters live on Spike TV 8pm
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(446)
 
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Four time MLB all-star Ben Sheets begins comeback attempt in Double-A. Stat line: 5 IP, 6 Ks, 4 Rs, 0 season-ending injuries
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Garmin denies bans, inexplicable right hand turns
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The International FA Board (IFAB) will approve soccer goal-line technology today. Sepp Blatter's wife is reported to have added, "It doesn't surprise me, I've been asking him for years whether it was in or not"
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(34)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Andy Murray keeps balls in shorts, rallies to reach fourth straight Wimbledon semifinals. Big testes happens this Friday against Tsonga
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(17)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Phoenix loses a Canadian to Los Angeles
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(124)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Arsenal's best player wants to leave the club. This is not a repeat from last summer
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(68)
 


Wed July 04, 2012
(BBC)
 
 
 
What do you call a man with no legs who goes to the Olympics? An Olympian
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(212)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Joey Chestnut downs 68 hot dogs to win his 6th straight Nathan's hot dog eating contest
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(81)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over as Zach Parise and Ryan Suter sign with the Minnesota Hea-- WILD. Minnesota Wild. Sorry
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(148)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Drew Brees spots multiple great whites yards from San Diego beach. Gregg Williams said to be en route and drawing up a game plan
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(25)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
White Sox lead Texas by 19 runs after 7 innings, hold on for 19-2 nail biter
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(20)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
4th quarter ends for famed Oakland Raider and AFL All-Star Ben Davidson
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(23)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Phoenix lands pro soccer franchise. Sheriff Joe Arpaio expected to volunteer to provide professional security at all games, scanning stands for potential troublemakers
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(34)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and Watching Baseball.(Starts 11am)
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chad Ochocinco invites grieving widow to his July 4 wedding
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(61)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Antonio Esfandiari wins biggest payday in poker history, can now enter the main event of the World Series for the next 1,800 years. Tag is in the poker context
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(26)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
For 9th consecutive time NY Yankees get squeezed at Tropicana Field
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(10)
 


Tue July 03, 2012
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Timelapse video shows the demolition of The Igloo in 30 seconds
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(22)
 
(The Barnstormer)
 
 
 
Exposition: The Montreal Expos Taste Like Cereal
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(20)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sean Payton gets a life-time suspension from his marriage
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fan shouts advice to Victor Troicki on how to beat Novak Djokovic; Troicki playfully offers the fan his racket. Cool: Troicki took his advice, won the point (though he lost the match)
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(16)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL eases local TV blackout restrictions after officials see too many fans disguised as empty stadium seats
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(92)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
It's the return of the Great American Bash Dusty Rhodes takes on Tully Blanchard in a cage match, Sam Houston vs Steve Regal, and a Two-Ring King of the Hill Battle Royal. No? It's just a Live Smackdown on ScyFy 8pm/et?
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(1169)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Now that the Nets have Joe Johnson, they won't get Howard, unless they were willing to completely gut their team and mortgage their future, and there's no way that...wait a minute...bah Gawd that's Billy King's music
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(108)
 
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Sagan becomes youngest cyclist since Armstrong to win Tour de France stage. Aldrin, Hubble vow to ride faster in next stage
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(17)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
"We aren't saying the Chargers are moving to LA, but the Chargers are moving to LA"
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(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dara Torres, who made her first Olympic team in 1984, fails to qualify for her 6th Olympic games at age 45
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bad: Woman F1 test driver badly hurt in F1 crash. Fark: While parking
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(55)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
US authorities arrest CEO of Full Tilt Poker, charge him scheme to defraud banks and mislead customers
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(48)
 
(BroBible)
 
 
 
The best goals from Euro 2012. Three weeks condensed into 4 minutes
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(14)
 
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
We interrupt your Danica Patrick fixation to direct you attention to the NHRA, where women actually win races,
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(26)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There's no crying in baseball. But there is when one of the leading players from the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League dies
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(21)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
On the heels of Anderson Cooper coming out, US Women's soccer star Megan Rapinoe comes out. Anytime you're ready, Mr. Cruise
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(90)
 


Mon July 02, 2012
(AM and PM News)
 
 
 
"It's like he's being run by his hypothalamus, because he's only driven by the basic needs to survive"
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(37)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
WWE's Monday Night Raw has reached the point where the only thing that could save the show is if Zeus appears to pimp the new No Holds Barred DVD
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(1480)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Jim Lampley, the original sideline reporter, wonders why the hell we still have sideline reporters
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(30)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
NHL Commissioner Gary Buttman reduces suspension of NHL player who was suspended for 25 games because of a brutal head shot on Marian Hossa in the playoffs. Oh and the player is on the team Buttman owns
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(92)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Miami Heat owner expects team to lose money this year; not $1 million, not $2 million, not $3 million
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(40)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Al Davis memorial to be held in Las Vegas. No word yet if he will be attending
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(12)
 
(Rant Sports)
 
 
 
Fan Makes Balloon Sculpture of Miami Heat Forward LeBron James (Video)
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(10)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, 2,237 miles away, in Vancouver, B.C., a grown man zips himself into a plush, neon-green costume and hikes up a pair of shiny plastic trousers to portray a hunk of wasabi
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(17)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Keep your eye on the ball. No, not literally (video)
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(33)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jeneba Tarmoh may concede her Olympic spot rather than have a race-off today because apparently by tying her opponent she feels she already earned the spot
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(52)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
List of most useless player on every NFL team gets at least one correct
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(87)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Reports: Martin Brodeur, Devils Agree On 2-Year Deal
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(28)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Wanted: One spotter for former Olympic women's gymnastic champion. Must be observant, have fast reflexes, not be my dad (w/video)
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(31)
 
(940 WINZ)
 
 
 
Fark-ready Sport-tab headline of the day: "Blaze Burn Nuts"
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(8)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Donovan McNabb lists his demands for the long line of teams interested in his youthful talents
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(64)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
We are... Penn State... We are... So screwed
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(239)
 

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