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Sun June 24, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Kevin Youkilis is told to change his Sox
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(71)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Warren Sapp half apologizes to Jeremy Shockey for accusing him of being the Bountygate snitch: "I apologize for putting it on the street level and making it derogatory towards you." Adds that he stands by his source. Huh?
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(26)
 
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Most teams get excited over a no-hitter. The Astros however celebrate a complete game
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(26)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After 25 years and 8 ball clubs, Jamie Moyer finally hangs up his glove, requests your removal from his lawn
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(50)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Can Juan Pablo Montoya complete the first ever NASCAR weekend sweep by former F1 drivers, or start taking out jet dryers instead? They call it Infineon, but its still Sears Point, damnit. Commercials... er, coverage begins on TNT at 3:00p ET
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(543)
 
(UEFA)
 
 
 
Euro Quarterfinal #4 - England v Italy - Rooney v Balotelli - hair plugs v mohawk. Added bonus; winner gets to lose to Germany. Your Euro2012 Day 16 thread
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(500)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Live Formula 1 European Grand Prix Discussion thread for Farkers living in the first world. (14:00 GMT or 8 AM ET on BBCSky or whatever socialist network you have)
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(71)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Cool: Going into today's game being tied with Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, Stan Musial, and Frank Robinson for an MLB record. Jim Thome: Your new career leader for walk-off home runs
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(113)
 


Sat June 23, 2012
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's bizarro race day, where Indycar decides they should run a short track oval shootout, complete with heat race qualifiers. (8 PM ET)
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(325)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Which Wanderlei Silva shows up for his rematch with Rich Franklin tonight? The Axe Murderer, or the one who can't take a punch? It's your UFC 147 discussion thread, 7pm ET, PPV
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(604)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
English women must resort to parading around in sexy underpants to have any chance of getting laid during football season. With helpful picture of what that might look like. (Possibly not safe for work)
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(53)
 
(UEFA)
 
 
 
Quarterfinal #3 - Spain takes on France in a border battle, with the winner taking on Portugal in the semifinals. Plus, the winner gets to keep Andorra. Your Euro2012 Day 15 thread
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(178)
 
(Rant Sports)
 
 
 
Will Road America host another demolition derby? Will there be a final lap clusterfark again? Will local legend Bill Prietzel live his dream? Can this headline get any cheesier? NASCAR Nationwide Series Sargento 200, 3:30 ET on ESPN
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(120)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Beer, bratwurst and tailgating beat out rubber chickens and bad phone service. Miller Park wins ESPN's Battle of the Ballparks
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WWE star John Cena grants his 300th wish for the Make A Wish Foundation. Is it Dusty in here? Nope, Just Dustin and Cody
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(69)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If you are going to interview pro wrestling legend Abdullah the Butcher, don't forget to have money on hand to buy food and a fork. And make sure your hepatitis shots are current
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(16)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
It's not just male soccer fans in England who want their team to go all the way in the Euros. It's also their neglected wives and the male escorts who pleasure them during the tournament
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(6)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Cleveland weatherman reacts to Miami Heat win in game 5
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese soccer fan dies after not sleeping for 11 days in order to watch every Euro 2012 match. Doctors suspect he died of boredom
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(108)
 


Fri June 22, 2012
(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Sandusky goes from Penn State to State Pen
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(690)
 
(NESN)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban destroys Skip Bayless (and Screamin' Smith takes some collateral damage) on their own TV show Friday
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(100)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
It's your UFC on FX and Bellator 71 discussion thread. UFC Prelims start at 5pm EST / Bellator Prelims start at 7pm EST
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(453)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Will the Oilers trade or hold on to the number 1 pick for the third straight year? Who will go second after Yakupov? Will Americans even know this is happening? It's your NHL Draft discussion thread (7pm, NBCSN/TSN)
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(236)
 
(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
King and queen crowned at National Marbles Tournament by people who have obviously lost theirs
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(2)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Website complains that ESPN isn't giving coverage to the Sandusky trial, much like the Food Network ignored the Jeffrey Dahmer trial
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(186)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Josh Hamilton's life to be made into a movie. Possible titles include "Beer League", "How I Killed your Father", and "Behind Blue Eyes"
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(18)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Stanley Cup victory celebration rule #1 - Don't lose the final puck
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(33)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
Video
 
Smoking hot Padres' ball girl makes a nice grab
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(84)
 
(UEFA)
 
 
 
Quarterfinal #2 - The Battle of the Bailout - Germany vs. Greece. Your Euro2012 Day 14 thread
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(203)
 
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Today's blown umpire call is brought to you again by the National League (link updated)
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(24)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Two there are, a master and an apprentice. Only this time, the master is the quarterback, and the apprentice is his QB coach, who is younger than him
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Appropriate typo is appropriate: ommissioner Roger Goodell
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(29)
 


Thu June 21, 2012
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The King has his ring: Mario Chalmers leads the Heat over OKC in 5 games
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(380)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
David Ortiz says he adores Boston, loves the fanbase's passion, and 'can-do' attitude. Just kidding. He said Boston is "becoming to be the sh*thole it used to be. Look around, bro. Look around"
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(46)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Thunder hang on to bring the series back to OKC? Will the Heat win BronBron his first of eight championships? Can Seattle fans find a way to make it all about themselves yet again? Game 5. ABC. 9pm EDT
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(767)
 
(Impact Wrestling)
 
 
 
Who were the masked men that attacked Sting? Will Dixie Carter and AJ Styles come clean about their affair? Who's leading in the point standings for Bound for Glory? It's open fight night live on Impact 8 pm
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(838)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Matthew Berry breaks down exactly how to draft well in Fantasy Football. It's all here, so that you don't have to pester him at the urinal. Again
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(69)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
To hell with car washes and bake sales, athlete opens brothel to pay for Olympics
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(16)
 
(UEFA)
 
 
 
And the Euro 2012 quarterfinals begin with Czech Republic against Portugal. Match begins at 2:45 EST. Hey, who let that anteater on the pitch?
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(214)
 
(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
Olympic flame bearer stops in the middle of the relay to show his girlfriend that he carried a torch just for her
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(17)
 
(Ology)
 
 
 
Possible stroke causes Rangers' broadcaster to begin talking gibberish. Texans fans report hearing no difference
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(67)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Getting stoned and playing Mortal Kombat with the Road Dogg - more stories of real life encounters with professional wrestlers
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(99)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
The University of Kentucky wins another national championship...in tractor pulling. Duke sucks
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(13)
 
(Oddball Sports)
 
 
 
Mets' R.A. Dickey could become the first Triple Crown of Pitching winner to never throw a pitch above 80 mph
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(91)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
African orphans recreate Mets' 1986 World Series win, become YouTube sensation
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(16)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Wearing throwback uniforms. New Hotness: Wearing throwback uniforms from an era when the team didn't exist
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(60)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sports artist Leroy Neiman has died. You may know him from such work as Don Mattingly and Gary McCord
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(32)
 


Wed June 20, 2012
(YouTube)
 
 
 
NJ Devils fan/farker goes on vacation at the wrong time
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(15)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Number of arguments about which football teams are being left out of BCS title hunt will increase by 100% in 2014
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(127)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
The Colorado Rockies formally apply for Little League membership, and go to a four-man rotation with a pitch count of 75. Nolan Ryan seen limbering up his noogie fist
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(24)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Brandon Jacobs repays 6-year-old who sent him $3.36...and then some
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(31)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Yes, of course a guy showed up in a Pedobear costume at Jerry Sandusky's trial. Yes, of course a reporter took the time to interview him
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(16)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Undrafted rookie thinks he can win a spot on the team--by kneecapping the team's star pass rusher. At a no-contact mini-camp
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(4)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Dottie Sandusky took the stand to defend her husband and gave us the understatement of the century. "I'm strict, and I like for things to run a certain way, and we expect a lot of our kids." (w/palpatineesque pic)
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(225)
 
(940 WINZ)
 
 
 
Oklahoma City fan says what we all think about Miami. Bonus: he's six
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(95)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Andrew Luck cramming to learn Colts' playbook, looks for Manning's course outline
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(19)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Rays' reliever Joel Peralta ejected for pine tar in his glove. George Brett nods approvingly
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(61)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Following last night's disallowed Ukraine goal, Sepp Blatter changes position on goal line technology, Kiev 2026 bribe money from Bermuda to Swiss account
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(37)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
The new best place for a Home Run Derby? An aircraft carrier, of course
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Percy Harvin: "I want to ge the hell outta Minnesota, it sucks, they suck, and it's cold as hell here"
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(145)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Drew Doughty, your team just won the Stanley Cup. What are you going to do now?" "Get prosecutors to drop the rape charge against me"
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(21)
 


Tue June 19, 2012
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Secretariat, cheated of the Preakness Stakes record 39 years ago by a timing snafu, now credited with a faster time than he actually ran. Next up: awarding Hank Aaron 8 retroactive homers
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(52)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Nut job who interrupted the US Open trophy ceremony with bird calls gives a Skype interview to CNN, apologizes to Webb Simpson, and explains his CA-CAAAA, CA-CAAAAUSE
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(42)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Heat keep driving toward their first bought championship, or will the Thunder make a game of it for a change? It's the Miami Heat vs. the Oklahoma City Thunder in game 4 of the NBA Finals, 9 PM on ABC
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(816)
 
(UEFA)
 
 
 
Will France surrender to already eliminated Sweden? Will Rooney put England through to the quarterfinals? It's the last day of the group rounds of Euro's 2012
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(337)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The bounty on Brett Farve during the 2009 NFC Championships was at least $35,000, and that's not even counting the money raised by Packers fans
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(179)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Jerry Sandusky's attorney compares trial to soap opera. You'll never guess which one
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(112)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Having ironed out their differences on all other issues of national importance, Harry Reid and John McCain have nothing better to do than to restore integrity to the sport of boxing
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(63)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Yankees' win streak reaches 10 straight. What was that guy Mariano's last name again?
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(52)
 
(College Humor)
 
Video
 
Young Royals fan demonstrates that no good deed goes unpunished
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(46)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sports writers and baseball historians are finally starting to realize that R.A. Dickey is making MLB batters look like knuckleheads
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(49)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aaron Hill hits for the cycle. Albert Pujols weeps in the corner
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(11)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The NFL assures everyone that its bounty evidence is huge and all you're seeing is the tip
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(88)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
R.A. Dickey throws 1-hitter. This is not a repeat from last week
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(52)
 


Mon June 18, 2012
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Vince McMahon's senility is worse than ever. He now believes it's still 1984, and that's why Cyndi Lauper is guest hosting WWE Monday Night Raw at 9 PM on USA. Let's just hope they didn't dig Captain Lou Albano up, too
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(2199)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Roger Clemens is guilty of being a pompous douchebag, but that's it
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(217)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Some people get wedding cakes with lots of flowers or several layers. In the Southeast, people get this
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(38)
 
(UEFA)
 
 
 
Group C: Win and go on to the quarter finals in debt, lose and go home in debt. Ireland's already out but that won't stop them from running up the credit card at the post-match celebrations. Fun starts at 2:45 EST
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(87)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Heat have finally rediscovered their winning formula from 2006: The 8 on 5 Power Play
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(150)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In a harsh power play, Devils owner may be iced out of his own franchise by the NHL
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(102)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photo evidence indicates one of Gisele's eggs intercepted one of Tom Brady's sperm
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(22)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Someone hates John Barry and wanted the world to know
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(5)
 
(Big 1059)
 
 
 
"I'm not a fuddy duddy, but those dreadlocks cause cancer." Wait, what?
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(18)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Turned off the US Open and skipped the trophy presentation, did ye? You missed this rare West Coast sighting of the Northern European Twit
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(136)
 

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