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Sun June 03, 2012
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Bad news, everyone. Tiger won a tournament, so now we're in for 6 more weeks of "Is Tiger Back?" inane sports talk
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(127)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
One soccer fan's quest to save the game in Scotland
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dwyane Wade has vowed to crack the "aggressive defense" the Celtics are throwing at him. Yeah, let's see how that works out for him. NBA East finals: Game 4, 8:30 ET
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(582)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
"John Elway surrounds Broncos with winners in front office." It was nice of him to invite the Giants
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(28)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Team, I am disappoint
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(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson retires, still looking for something that makes her taco pop
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(66)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Will Scott Dixon ruin Chevy's homecoming, or will Will Power power his way to the front and win a fourth straight road race? It's your official IndyCar Series at Belle Isle thread
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(281)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Will the Monster Mile reverse the trend of no wrecking in Sprint Cup? Will anybody be able to stop Jimmie Johnson from leading every single farking lap? Its the FedEx 400, live from Dover at 12:30 ET on Fox
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(345)
 
(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
AP investigation finds that if you play college sports and like smoking weed, the most lenient places to do it are SEC schools
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(35)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ex-Yankee great Don Larsen puts his uniform from Game 5 of the 1956 series up for auction to raise money for his grandkids' education. Once again, another perfect decision
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(20)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
How to follow up your teammate pitching the first no-hitter in NY Mets history? Just throw a 7 hit, 5-0 complete game shutout using only 100 pitches
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(32)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: Man gets probation for driving erratically, runing into a wall, getting stuck, and blowing 0.32 when the cops arrived. Fark: On a Zamboni
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(23)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Caroline Wozniacki gracefully concedes defeat after being knocked out of the French Open. Just kidding ... she calls the officiating a disgrace and questions the chair umpire's schooling
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(17)
 


Sat June 02, 2012
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Mikhail Youzhny writes "Sorri" into court at French Open, to apologize for his poor playing, spelling
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(11)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Will OKC get Spurred? Will San Antonio get Thunderstruck? It's your Official NBA WCF Thread
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(74)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The 30 worst clubhouse cancers in baseball history slideshow. Can you guess which two teams represent almost one-third the players on the list?
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(73)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Devils, Kings, Stanley Cup. All you need to say. 8:00 pm ET, NBC
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(812)
 
(Go Fight Live)
 
 
 
Will CHIKARA or GEKIDO achieve total supremacy? Can Ultramantis Black prove he's a more devious creature than Ophidian? Is Madame DeStael still dead? It's Chikarasaurus Rex: How to Hatch a Dinosaur, tonight at 7:00 PM EDT
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(195)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Queen attends races. *STOMP, STOMP, CLAP*
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(11)
 
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Michelle Beadle's sendoff from "Sportsnation": a guy in a giant fish costume licked her, she was shot out of a cannon in a Evel Knievel costume, then John Parr played a song for her. And then a cliffhanger
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(14)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
There used to be these things called letters. You'd write out a message and stuff it in an envelope. On that envelope, you'd put on what is called a stamp and put it in a blue box. Now get off my lawn
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(6)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cool video on what's inside an F1 car
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Londoners discover beer prices at 2012 Olympics were set by the NY Yankees
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(33)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
For the Olympics there will be over 5,000 hours of televised coverage available on several networks and online... in Canada. Americans on the other hand will get 100 hours of Bob Costas with a pretty gymnast and lots of flags
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(84)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the five year anniversary of the manager tirade against which all manager tirades are measured
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(24)
 
(940 WINZ)
 
 
 
Saints coach: "Drew Brees will be here. What else is he gonna do? He can't sing or dance." Brees: "ORLY?
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Protip for a clueless pro football team: If you're running an illegal bounty program, don't keep a written farking ledger of weekly earnings. That's the sort of thing people call "evidence"
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(102)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
After nearly 50 years and over 8000 games, the Mets' Johan Santana has thrown the first Mets no hitter
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(79)
 


Fri June 01, 2012
(UFC)
 
 
 
The Ultimate Fighter season 15 finale discussion thread. First fight starts at 6:25 eastern on facebook
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(59)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Johan Santana is pitching what could be the Mets' first ever no-hSHUT UP SHUT UP YOU'LL JINX HIM SHUT UP
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(155)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Are the Celtics out of steam? Can Rondo score over 40 points again? Will the referees ensure a Miami sweep or will they try to make this a more competitive series? All this and more in tonight's game 3 NBA ECF thread
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(346)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather Jr. set to start extensive 87-day Soap-Rope-a-Dope training camp with multiple sparring partners
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(37)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Jets coach Rex Ryan loses 90 pounds of foot in the mouth weight
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(41)
 
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
Boston radio station asks fans to wear Tim Donaghy masks to Celtics-Heat game
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(119)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Reggie: "If you had talent, you could have style. I had style when I hit 563 home runs. What I'm seeing these days, I feel like saying, What's wrong with you? You can't play. That's not style. It's a goofy act"
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shaun White, now dating Bar Refaeli, finally achieves that elusive perfect score
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(40)
 
(Oddball Sports)
 
 
 
Indiana and Kentucky can't mature past age 6, should man up and play somewhere. Duke isn't trying to schedule either of these teams, sucks
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(36)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Terry Francona gets BIE and decides it would be a good idea to send a picture of himself in a towel to the younger woman. Boyfriend finds out and now we all know what Terry in a towel looks like. BIE pic is in there too (psfw)
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(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Jets have a QB problem. Mostly because both QBs suck
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(45)
 


Thu May 31, 2012
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
New York's WABC reported tonight on the Islanders-Kings Stanley Cup Finals. L.A. TV stations continue to wonder why Sacramento's NBA team is playing hockey
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(65)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Kordell Stewart retires from the NFL. This is not a repeat from 2005, when he last played a game in the NFL
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(25)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Chicago's Soldier Field will host the Superbowl, except for one thing. Nope, not that
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(40)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Will the team that doesn't have LeBron James beat some other team that doesn't have LeBron James to go up 3-0, or will the non-Heat beat the No-Wades to tighten the series at 2-1? It's your non-Miami NBA Playoff viewing thread
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(132)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Real Madrid to play against AC Milan at Yankee Stadium. A-Rod planning to learn how to clutch his knee and grass dive on an inside pitch
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(26)
 
(E Wrestling News)
 
 
 
Will Brooke Hogan make the Knockouts division worse? Will Bully Ray's calves steal the show? Will Abyss continue to look for himself? It's TNA Impact live on Spike TV 8 pm
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(481)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado Rockies reassign 49 year-old Jamie Moyer, ostensibly to be a WalMart greeter or something
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(62)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"From six-time Pro Bowler to IFL exile. They don't dive off the cliff like that in Acapulco. T.O. now stands for Total Oblivion"
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(37)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Despite being the most dominant reliever in baseball this season, Aroldis Chapman found something he couldn't save
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(14)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
San Diego Padres attempt pitching turnaround by reuniting the 2006 Cardinals starting rotation
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(11)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Leading 17-0 at halftime, Seattle Mariners hold on to beat Texas Rangers by a touchdown and two field goals
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(30)
 
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
Von Miller being traded from Denver? That's news to him
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(13)
 
(The D)
 
 
 
Today, the greatest defenseman of our era and arguably of all time has retired. Raise the glasses and lets have a moment of silence for one of the greatest Red Wings to lace up a pair of skates
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(82)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Tim Lincecum now hasn't had a win in more than a month. Freaky
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(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Chevrolet replaces Audi as the official car of Manchester United Football Club. Because when you're earning more than £100,000 a week, you want to be driven around in a Chevy
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(65)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling launches new endeavor called "keep my ass out of jail" while Rhode Island suddenly owns a lot of video game IP
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(73)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Never get between a Yankee and new balls
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(19)
 
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
College football players inch closer to getting paid $300 a month, while detractors stick to their argument that such unimaginable riches would ruin the sport
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(81)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Amateur side founded in 2010 knocks off top tier professional soccer team on the road
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(51)
 


Wed May 30, 2012
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Remember how the NFL was going to do away with the Pro Bowl? Yeah, about that
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(53)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
In the world of sport, can there possibly be anything better? The Stanley Cup Final begins tonight with the Los Angeles Kings at the New Jersey Devils, 8:00pm on NBC
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(905)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Exonerated of rape charge after serving 5 years in prison, high school football standout Brian Banks gets tryouts with 4 NFL teams
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(110)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Because two things are better than one. A combo NBA lottery and playoff thread. Will Stern gift the Hornets Davis? Can the Celtics beat the Heat? NBA Draft lottery at 8pm EDT followed by Celtics vs Heat at 8:30pm
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(708)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Forget about hockey, baseball and basketball, it's time for some soccer. USA vs Brazil @ 7:30pm eastern on ESPN2
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(147)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
If the Lions' recent draft picks have their say, the Lions will be shooting for the #1 pick in no time
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(31)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
America's most objective broadcaster Ken "Hawk" Harrelson has on-air freakout, demands umpire be suspended for ejecting White Sox pitcher (video)
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(98)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan ends Patrick Ewing's dreams. This is not a repeat from 1993
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(31)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why the San Antonio Spurs are proof that America is a nation of sports hypocrites
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(176)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Serena Williams gets served by 111th ranked player
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(23)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tebow has secret girlfriend..guess who it is. Think fark thread from last week and you may get it
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(233)
 
(The X Log)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds claims his significant weight loss is because of cycling. Do cyclists heads shrink?
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(50)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Turkish club Besiktas hit with a one year transfer ban for violating UEFA Financial Fair Play rules. Man City and half of the Champions League seen whistling and walking away slowly
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(10)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not content with hitting a home run on Sunday by throwing the bat at the ball, Todd Frazier saves a man's life before his game on Tuesday
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(9)
 
(The Barnstormer)
 
 
 
In honor (or honour) of the LA Kings' first trip to the Stanley Cup Finals in 19 years, conspiracy theory of the day: the NHL, working with the Canadian government, conspired to keep the Maple Leafs out of the 1993 Finals
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(47)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
33 years ago this week, the Seattle Sonics won the NBA Championship. In other news, there once was an NBA team in Seattle, and the season was over before June
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(34)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
What goal celebrations should REALLY be like. Ok, Beckham lighting up a big spliffy and Arsene Wenger running with a toy riding horse were worth the 1:45
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(9)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: Terrell Owens released again. Fark: From the Arena League. UltraFark: He owns the team he was released from
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(46)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Scientists have long hypothesised that high humidity may increase the swing effect. But precise 3-D studies under varying humidity showed no effect on the balls' shapes"
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(9)
 
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Yeah, so DeShawn Stevenson has an ATM in his kitchen. No big whoop, got it at Bank of America. Have you seen his giant cookie jar?
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(29)
 


Tue May 29, 2012
(NBA)
 
 
 
Will Brooks pull his best defenders again in the 4th against the best offense in the league? Will Ginobli and Harden again treat us to a rare double flop? Find out tonight in the Western Conference Finals Game 2 thread
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(189)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Hot dual international athlete forced to choose between sports. Did I mention she was hot? Hot
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(73)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Apparently Brewers catcher Jonathan Lucroy had an anvil in his suitcase
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hulk interested in move to Chelsea. Real Madrid also interested in Hulk. Hulk not concerned with £80 million evalo- with evu- with price tag Porto place on Hulk's head. HULK SMAAAAAAAAAAAASH TRANSFER RECORD
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(31)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated releases fangraph power rankings for week 7. The Milwaukee Brewers are so bad that they have been renamed the Cleveland Indians
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To prove his knees are getting better, Adrian Peterson blows teammates
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(25)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Carlos Beltrán clearly reminds his team mates that he's their #1 player
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(18)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wacky MLB season continues as Chris Sale (15) and Matt Moore (10) become first opposing starters to strike out 10+ in a game since Randy Johnson and Mark Langston in 1992
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(25)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds wants a head role in the Giants' organization
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(31)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ricky Martin before he was famous, changed his name, played for the Yankees? LGT #12 of slide show
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(12)
 


Mon May 28, 2012
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Tonight on a patriotic Memorial Day WWE Monday Night Raw, John Cena will support the troops, Randy Orton will dishonorably discharge in a duffel bag, and Chris Jericho will desecrate the flags of every country but the US. 9 PM on USA
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(1686)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Can LeBron finally defeat the Celtics in the playoffs? Here's his chance. 8:30EDT in Miami, it's Game 1 of the NBA Eastern Conference Championship Series
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(455)
 
(Last Angry Fan)
 
 
 
Zimbabwean rugby player nicknamed "Beast" performs clean-and-jerk with 247-pound teammate to make impressive catch
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(19)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Finally, someone sings the Star Spangled Banner at a baseball game carefully, slowly, without vocal inflections, gymnastic melodic lines and theater gestures. Thank you ... Bob Saget?
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(66)
 
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Five time world champion boxer Johnny Tapia dead at 45
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(54)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
For the first time in history, a Canadian has won one of cycling's Grand Tours
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(39)
 

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