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Sun April 01, 2012
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(Some Guy) Strange Not content with a live fish tank behind home plate or a weird home run contraption, the Marlins have a Bobblehead Museum featuring 588 Bobbleheads...and it is constantly moving for maximum Bobbleheadicity  (thebiglead.com) (40)
(ESPN) Cool France inching towards F1 return  (en.espnf1.com) (27)
(Bleacher Report) Interesting Will Big Bossman's ghost help Jericho drag CM Punk's daddy's coffin away? How many hours will Undertaker's intro take? Can Sheamus become World Heavyweight Fella? Will Brock Lesnar appear? It's Wrestlemania 28, 7 PM on PPV  (bleacherreport.com) (lots)
(YouTube) Spiffy Old-time hockey erupts at end of Flyers-Penguins game  (youtube.com) (151)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Fail This season, Wrigley Field celebrates the 75th birthdays of its scoreboard and bleachers, and the 102nd year of consistent, continued heartbreak, failure, and crushed hopes  (suntimes.com) (38)
(ABC) Interesting Today is the 40th anniversary of the first Major League Baseball players' strike and the 20th anniversary the National Hockey League Players' Association first-ever strike. In honor, go refuse to do something  (abcnews.go.com) (15)
(ESPN) Cool Can Helio continue to win? Will Lotus need a new supply of hamsters in wheels to keep their engines running? Find out today at the Honda Indy Grand Prix of Alabama starting at 2PM EDT  (espn.go.com) (166)
(Yahoo) Spiffy Who's it gonna be today? Tony Stewart? Kevin Harvick? Jimmie Johnson? Tweetmaster Flash Brad Keselowski? It's the April Fool's Goody's Fast Relief 500 at Martinsville Speedway, 1pm, FOX  (sports.yahoo.com) (623)
(Google) Cool Google announces "Google Racing." An autonomous race car to debut in NASCAR  (google.com) (48)
(USA Today) Stupid Kentucky fans riot in Lexington after their team defeats Louisville. Drew Curtis, "I have an alibi. I was in Vegas. There are lots of unreliable witnesses"  (content.usatoday.com) (32)
(BBC) Interesting Can Chelsea and Newcastle keep pace with Spurs? Can Mancini's band of morons keep pace with red-hot United? Can Fulham score a goal? It's your weekend EPL thread  (bbc.co.uk) (276)
(NHL) Sad St. Louis Blues, #1 in the Western Conference, clinch the Central Division title...by losing to the last place team in the league  (nhl.com) (95)
(CBS Sports) Cool Dyslexic degenerate sports gamblers can't lose on Monday. It's KU and UK for all the marbles  (cbssports.com) (16)

Sat March 31, 2012
(Newsday) Sad Liniscus tear  (newsday.com) (48)
(Cleveland Plain Dealer) Asinine Since the economy is running smoothly and nothing else for them to do, Senators from Ohio decide to spend their time trying to get a bad pitcher back in the country to play baseball for a bad team  (cleveland.com) (10)
(YouTube) Sick I'll see your James Justice dunk and raise you "Lester Earl in the 1996 McDonald's High School All-American Dunk Contest"  (youtube.com) (23)
(ESPN) Cool The Bluegrass Battle. The Tilt Between the Twos. It's your 2012 Final Four thread  (espn.go.com) (493)
(Some It's Real To Him Guy) Interesting Presenting a list of the 20 worst Wrestlemania matches of all time. Come for the spray-painted body suit, stay for the sumo  (bluebarcage.blogspot.com) (110)
(Huffington Post) Sad Famed ultramarathoner Micah True, featured in "Born To Run", missing in New Mexico wilderness. Tramps like us, babe  (huffingtonpost.com) (18)
(Yahoo) Cool On April 7, at age 49, Jamie Moyer will start a game for a team that didn't exist until 7 years after he was drafted  (sports.yahoo.com) (73)
(Great Falls Tribune) Sad Ryan Leaf proves once again why he's the greatest of all time...if by "greatest" you mean "greatest bust in NFL draft history." With new mugshot  (greatfallstribune.com) (78)
(ESPN) Asinine Florida hoops player arrested "after a foot chase that also involved several police cars" for allegedly: A) assaulting someone, B) attempting to purchase drugs, C) stealing a $3 taco  (espn.go.com) (25)
(Deadspin) Spiffy 5'9" James Justice shuts down NCAA dunk contest with raw power, absurd vertical leaping ability  (deadspin.com) (29)

Fri March 30, 2012
(ESPN) Cool First 1080 on a skateboard was landed by: A) Tony Hawk B) Danny Way C) a 12 year old boy  (espn.go.com) (42)
(Quad City Times) Asinine Out of 102 applicants, the University of Iowa hired Brian Ferentz as their offensive line coach. He'll be paid over $200,000 for his "job," and I'm sure the fact he's the head coach's son had nothing to do with it  (qctimes.com) (51)
(Some Guy) Cool Bellator 63: Welterweight tourney quarterfinals at the Mohegan Sun. Who will get cut in Connecticut? Prelims start at 7 ET  (bellator.com) (196)
(Some Guy) Cool It's Wrestlemania weekend, the best weekend of the year. WWE Smackdown on Sci-Fi at 8PM ET, ROH Showdown in the Sun at 8PM ET at GFL.tv, DGUSA Open the Ultimate Gate at 8PM ET at WWNLive.com  (411mania.com) (185)
(Globe and Mail) Unlikely Your 2012 NHL Masterton Trophy nominees for sportsmanship include: Jonas Hiller, Tomas Holmstrom, Jordin Tootoo, Matt Cooke, Petr Sykora, wait...Matt Cooke? what?  (theglobeandmail.com) (168)

Thu March 29, 2012
(TheXLog.com) Spiffy Yu Darvish goes both ways  (thexlog.com) (37)
(USA Today) Misc Jim Rome makes EPIC splash on eve of his EPIC new show debuting on CBS. *8 second pause* Classic. For who, for what? Nice. KB, those abs look yummy. War Boady in Pearland choking on his spit, unwar Lames. Out  (usatoday.com) (126)
(ESPN) Cool Ron Burgundy's long-lost ESPN audition tape surfaces  (espn.go.com) (33)
(With Leather) Stupid That whole "ads on NBA jerseys" thing is probably going to happen. This article brought to you by Carl's Jr: Fark you, I'm eating  (withleather.uproxx.com) (61)
(Some Guy) Interesting NFL owners among big winners in sale of L.A. Dodgers  (nfl.com) (32)
(Yahoo) Amusing Augusta National refuses to invite women for membership. Augusta National always offers the CEO of IBM an invitation of membership. IBM just hired a woman as CEO. Hilarity to ensue in 3...2...1  (sports.yahoo.com) (73)
(Yahoo) Scary Some soccer players fall like they've been shot after a minor trip. Others take the red-card-and-assault-charge approach. With video  (sports.yahoo.com) (37)
(Yahoo) Scary "With them having to bend down to retrieve the balls from the holes, it made for some interesting sights. (w/ terrifying slightly Not safe for work pic)  (ca.sports.yahoo.com) (19)
(Fox Sports) Obvious Reebok fondly recalls new Tebow jerseys  (msn.foxsports.com) (25)
(Short List) Sad After a cumulative 10 hours of their side not scoring, German soccer fans take arrow signs to a match to point out where the goal is. THEY SCORE. (Still lose)  (shortlist.com) (13)
(Houston Chronicle) Interesting Doomed Man's last words: 'Go Cowboys'. Which pretty much sums up their upcoming season  (chron.com) (40)
(LA Times) Obvious The real news here is that Dennis Rodman is fifty  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (43)
(Yahoo) Followup 980 former NFL players become largest group to sue the league over head trauma since 2010 Cincinnati Bengals season ticket holders  (sports.yahoo.com) (113)
(NHL) Cool Not news: Red Wing loses on the road. News: To the Columbus Blue Jackets. Fark. On national television. Ultrafark: Due to injuries, Columbus started their 5th string goaltender, who got his first NHL win to boot  (nhl.com) (170)

Wed March 28, 2012
(ESPN) Unlikely According to one expert, the Mets may be worth $1.5 billion dollars. Guess the owners Madoff like bandits after all  (espn.go.com) (33)
(Slanch Report) Dumbass Jose Canseco preaches the good word about global warming and the plight of polar bears. Oh yeah, and apparently he thinks Al Gore is dead  (slanchreport.com) (20)
(Grantland) Interesting Why Kentucky will win the National Title...and why that's bad  (grantland.com) (70)
(Deadline) Amusing News Corp. shopping an all-sports network to rival ESPN. No word yet on how they plan to present stats and scores in such a way so that it always looks like the team they like is the one that's winning  (deadline.com) (54)
(Some Guy) Obvious "Guys having a beer after their start has been going on for the last 100 years. This is retarded"  (cbssports.com) (144)
(WLKY) Silly 70-year-old men at dialysis center get in pissing contest over final four game  (wlky.com) (24)
(Stuff.co.nz) Strange News: Soccer ref hands out five red cards. FARK: In the dressing room  (stuff.co.nz) (19)
(CBC) Obvious Toronto Maple Leafs eliminated from playoff contention, fans surprised it came this late in the season  (cbc.ca) (132)
(Marketwatch) Spiffy Finally, some positive news for the Dodgers  (marketwatch.com) (119)
(Mental Floss) Amusing The 18 best excuses athletes have ever given to explain a positive drug test, including a vanishing twin that was absorbed in utero, thirty four years earlier  (mentalfloss.com) (52)

Tue March 27, 2012
(Yahoo) Sad If you were to ask 1,000 Farkers to name the best thing about Women's Beach Volleyball, 999 of them will give you the same answer. The other one sits on the Olympic Wardrobe Committee  (sports.yahoo.com) (84)
(Goal.com) Cool Champions League quarterfinals start today, Benfica v Chelsea, and Apoel Nicosia hosts Real Madrid in Cyprus? OK that's different, discuss away  (goal.com) (46)
(IndyStar) Followup Colts insist that Dwight Freeney is still with the team. Which means the current Colts roster includes Freeney, Robert Mathis, the former Jets backup Quarterback, and the Butler University school mascot  (indystar.com) (16)
(AP) Strange South African rugby team which liked to practice on the beach gets into fatal scrum with strong currents; six tackled and presumed drowned  (hosted2.ap.org) (14)
(ESPN) Silly Ahhh, that time of year again, when the birds are chirping, flowers are blooming, and Red Sox fans actually think they have a chance this year  (espn.go.com) (105)
(NYPost) Obvious New England Patriots, who routed the Broncos twice last season, praise the New York Jets for obtaining Tim Tebow  (nypost.com) (69)
(NJ.com) Misc Mattingly leaves the Yankees. This is not a repeat from 1995 or 2007  (nj.com) (8)
(ESPN) Unlikely Coachless New Orleans Saints throw a Hail Mary to Bill Parcells  (espn.go.com) (80)
(Some Guy) Amusing Amare Stoudemire of the Knicks out "indefinitely" because he "Has a bulging dick in his lower back"  (thebiglead.com) (28)
(ESPN) Sad In case you haven't noticed, and attendance figures say you haven't, no US mens soccer at the Olympics  (espn.go.com) (95)
(ESPN) Cool If you were born the last time the Red Wings missed the playoffs, you are now old enough to drink  (sports.espn.go.com) (112)
(ESPN) Obvious ESPN's NFL power rankings, because when isn't it a good time to shiat on the Saints?  (espn.go.com) (146)
(YouTube) Amusing Tennis player asks for annoying fan to be removed from the stands during tournament. Bonus: the fan is his father  (youtube.com) (13)
(The Local (Sweden)) Cool Swedish snow golfing competition winner says key to victory is knowing how to defrost your balls  (thelocal.se) (2)
(Miami Herald) Fail Colts' Dwight Freeney finally gets first preseason sack ... his financial advisors  (miamiherald.com) (4)
(YouTube) Cool Yesterday was the 15th anniversary of the catalyst for one of the better hockey rivalries in recent memory. Here's 10 minutes of what Red Wing fans consider one of the greatest games ever  (youtube.com) (50)
(CNN) Followup This is why Tebow chose the Jets over the Jags  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (65)
(ESPN) Misc I'm guessing Pat Summit can't remember the last time the Lady Vols lost this badly in the NCAA Tourney  (sports.espn.go.com) (46)

Mon March 26, 2012
(TSN) Obvious NFL says that moving the kickoff to the 35 yard line reduced concussions, fun by 40% last year  (tsn.ca) (72)
(Bleacher Report) Interesting With Wrestlemania only six days away, WWE Raw is sure to have big surprises, like Undertaker and Triple H talking for 30 minutes, Rock and Cena talking for 30 minutes, and Jericho revealing CM Punk's brother is Patrick Tribett. 8 PM on USA  (bleacherreport.com) (1600)
(Yahoo) Amusing "Duke was a good team," Drew said, "but Kentucky is better"  (news.yahoo.com) (57)
(Yahoo) Followup It is what we thought it was  (sports.yahoo.com) (81)
(ESPN) Unlikely Kobe upset over fourth-quarter benching in loss to Grizzlies. Coach Mike Brown explains it was all just part of his Metta-game  (espn.go.com) (13)
(CBC) Obvious Nabokov signs one-year extension, has a seat right over there  (cbc.ca) (25)
(ESPN) Cool It's a full slate of EPL games, kicking off with a huge dogfight between Tottenham and Chelsea and finishing Monday with Manchester United vs Fulham at 3PM EST  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (357)
(ESPN) Sad Cowboys and 'Skins file grievance for cap hit; having two of the most incompetent owners in the history of pro sports  (espn.go.com) (189)
(ESPN) Fail Noah apologizes for throwing ball at ref after deluge of fouls, promises it will never happen again  (espn.go.com) (13)
(YouTube) Video 33 years ago today, Indiana State and Michigan State faced off for the NCAA title. The most-watched college hoops game of all-time; Bird v. Magic; The Game that begat March Madness; Duke sucks  (youtube.com) (30)
(Some Guy) Amusing "As in real life, there are a few cucumbers on the road." Stupid farking cucumbers  (au.eurosport.com) (6)
(Some Guy) Amusing Which back-up QB had the most success? Steve Young, Aaron Rodgers, Brett Favre, or this guy?  (college-football.si.com) (24)
(Bitten and Bound) Spiffy For only $28 million you can kick a ball all around David Beckham's front yard  (bittenandbound.com) (5)
(Deadspin) Obvious Well, at least NBA.com's boxscore of last night's Spurs-Sixers game was honest  (deadspin.com) (10)
(Fox Sports) Interesting Quebec City to start construction on a NHL rink to be completed in time to house the NY Islanders, Florida Panthers, Phoenix Coyotes, New Jersey Devils, Dallas Stars, or Columbus Blue Jackets when they move there  (msn.foxsports.com) (89)
(Huffington Post) Sad Italian Olympic volleyballer, Vigor Bovolenta, dies after suffering heart attack on court during match in Italy's second tier professional volleyball league  (huffingtonpost.com) (22)
(TheXLog.com) Dumbass Giving a name to "Minor League Guy on Third"  (thexlog.com) (25)
(Some Guy) Fail Instead of paying Chad Ochocinco $5m to stand on the field and watch Rob Gronkowski catch footballs, the Pats will pay Chad Ochocinco $1m to sit on the bench and watch Brandon Lloyd catch footballs   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (37)

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