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Sun March 11, 2012
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kentucky: We don't care about the conference tournament. Vanderbilt: We do
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(144)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Rams could trade the No. 6 pick plus one of their second-round picks to move back up to No. 3
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(58)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Peyton Manning Comeback Tour opening narrowed to Denver and Arizona
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(128)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Moss to halfheartedly work out for 49ers
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(32)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Will Jimmie and Kyle move up after going to back-up cars? Does anyone hope they didn't forget to set their clocks forward? Kasey Kahne on the pole for the NASCAR Kobalt Tools 400 in Vegas, baby 3 PM EDT on FOX
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(649)
 
(The Atlantic Cities)
 
 
 
A look at what became of the Original Six hockey arenas. You know it's bad when the grocery store wins
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chess Federation to limit how much cleavage players can show. There goes the only reason for watching
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(39)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Gerald Green's powerhouse dunk against the Rockets brings back memories of his '07 Slam Dunk victory over Dwight Howard (w/video)
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(17)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Can City hold on to the top of the table? Can Arsenal hold on to a CL spot? How many goals will Pavel Pogrebnyak score this week? All this plus two huge relegation battles in this week's EPL thread
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(237)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Duke sucks with a Florida tag
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(59)
 


Sat March 10, 2012
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Carmelo Anthony is slowly going Linsane
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(52)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Harry Wendelstedt makes his final call
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(21)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jets' Mark Sanchez signs three-year contract extension. New York immediately removes all signs of Peyton Place
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(116)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Texas Rangers will no longer play the video of Nolan Ryan pummeling Robin Ventura on the Jumbotron. In other news, the Rangers have been playing the video of team president Nolan Ryan pummeling Robin Ventura for the past 20 years. LGT video
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(84)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
While I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you. Manning is cut. Addai is cut. Bullitt is cut. Brackett, you're gone. Dallas, I like your hustle. That's why it was so hard to cut you
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(61)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Even in the offseason, Ndamukong Suh is racking up fines
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(34)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Redskins fans just got Snyder'd again
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(204)
 


Fri March 09, 2012
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indiana's Jones to miss the rest of the regular season, plans to visit a museum in his free time
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(17)
 
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday night fight thread for Bellator 60. Featherweight tournament quarterfinals and championship fight between challenger Pat Curran and champion Joe Warren. (8:00 p.m. ET on MTV 2, in HD on EPIX)
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(194)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Losing to Northwestern, Penn State, Iowa, and Nebraska may be acceptable in football, but in basketball, you will probably get fired
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(33)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Colts: Now that the Peyton Manning guy is gone does anyone want Dwight Freeney?
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(47)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Franchise me once, shame on you. Franchise me twice, f*ck you guys, I'm going home
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(122)
 
(Grantland)
 
 
 
Countdown of the 50 NBA players with the most trade value. "I would rather marinate my testicles in sulfuric acid than put Tyreke Evans on this list"
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(20)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Atlanta vs. Atlanta for the title of best failed Atlanta team
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(61)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Player to recruit via Twitter: "Dude, congrats. Welcome to Michigan" NCAA: "Congratulatory message sent via social networking? Rules violation. Investigation to follow"
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(25)
 
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Lingerie Football League player tired of skimpy outfits. May we suggest she take them off?
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(40)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Pitcher injures himself while toweling off. Is forced to admit that he's gay
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(31)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
How much of a lil biatch is Jon Vilma? He wouldn't even pay the $10,000 bounty on Favre that he pledged
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(31)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Eight reasons why Peyton Manning and the Dolphins are a good fit." Missing from the list: even with a neck injury, he'd still be the best player on the team
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(40)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jonathan Papelbon says his new fans in Philly are smarter than his old fans in Boston. Prettier, well-dressed Yankee fans agree
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(75)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
According to an old proverb 'He who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client.' Kris Humphries is about to put it to the test ... representing himself in divorce court. #dumbasaboxofrocks
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(20)
 
(CSN Philly)
 
 
 
49-year-old pitcher Jamie Moyer continues MLB comeback, pitches two scoreless innings, tests positive for Centrum Silver
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(23)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Chart of every MLB player who reportedly lost or gained weight this offseason (and why)
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(42)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oakland reworks contract with Philip Seymour Hoffman. Oh, sorry--that's Palmer, Seymour and Huff, man
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(19)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Help me Darth Hoodie you're my only hope Help me Darth Hoodie
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(9)
 


Thu March 08, 2012
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
LaDainian Tomlinson introduces Mark Sanchez to the underside of the bus
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Extremely hot LSU Homecoming Queen to try out for football team. Scott Bakula seen driving old jeep on I-10 into Baton Rouge
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(115)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Skier wins World Cup race on a single ski after terrifying pursuit by tenacious paperboy
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(20)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning sweepstakes Power Rankings. We've just gone to full retard
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(93)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Good news: NBC and YouTube team up to stream every 2012 Olympic event live. Bad news: NBC will probably figure out a way to require you to install Silverlight nonetheless
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(35)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Manning to join Philadelphia
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(51)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
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(7)
 
(940 WINZ)
 
 
 
MLB team owner overheard saying that politicians that approved public funding of his new stadium "aren't the intellectual cream of the crop", which is both embarrassing and embarrassingly true
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(10)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Tony Dungy: Peyton Manning's neck injury first caused by Greg Williams' endorsed "BountyGate" hit in 2006
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(65)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ryan Kelly's foot sucks
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(26)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Hot female pro golfer arrested for driving after visiting the 19th hole
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(33)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Admit it. It's been days since you've seen the word "Linsanity" in print and you've been desperately craving a new contrived sports term to fill your meme needs. Well, let the Peyton-palooza begin
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Is Derek Jeter finished? Hey, you can't argue against the evidence, a whopping eight spring training at-bats
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(31)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What would happen if Manning came to your team?
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(87)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
You think Juan Pablo Montoya converting a jet dryer into a large fireball on wheels is one of the weirder things to happen during a NASCAR race? Hell, it's not even in the top ten
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(32)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite high school basketball announcer rips his vocal chords once again as team advances in playoffs after coming back from improbable 15-point fourth-quarter deficit (w/video)
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(9)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this before, but Jose Canseco tests positive for banned substance, will not play in Mexican league
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(37)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Barcelona wins 2-1 to advance to Champions League quarterfinals, or 7-1 if you count Lionel Messi's goals
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(41)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
USC defensive tackle DaJohn Harris issues holehearted explanation for his non-participation in NFL rookie combine
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(11)
 


Wed March 07, 2012
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Hey, Temple?" This is the Big East Conference calling, we are sorry that we kicked you out after 2004, but we really need football members so we will let you back in this coming season"
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(34)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
Wall Street Journal analysis says NFL claims of Saints "bounties" are a bunch of hooey
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(88)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Can Arsenal pull off a miracle at the Emirates? Will Zenit try to sneak Arshavin into the match? Could any of us even find Nicosia on a map? All that, plus some Spanish team plays some German team. It's your midweek Champions League thread
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(242)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
You have to play a football team that outscored its regular season opponents 639-156 and won the state championship 72-28. Since practice and grit take effort, it goes without saying you try and get them excluded from post season play instead
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(51)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
There's people who like to talk football, people who will argue about football, and then there's this guy
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(27)
 
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Holy Jumping Chollah, Batman They just raised the bar on golfing hazards
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(32)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Laser dad will be charged with disturbing the peace at a hockey game
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(17)
 
(Athlon Sports)
 
 
 
Now that the Colts have released Peyton Manning, here are 16 teams that he will definitely, likely, maybe-sorta play for
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(223)
 
(EITB)
 
 
 
All the Champions League goals of Tuesday's games, including AC Milan's heroic survival at Arsenal, to reach quarter-finals 4-3 on aggregate
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(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New commercial for Playstation's MLB 2012 shows what it would be like in Chicago if the Cubs won the World Series. It's probably the greatest Cubs troll ever
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(67)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Newspaper whines that San Diego isn't taking the Chargers stadium proposal the newspaper commissioned seriously. Putting it on the front page wasn't enough, evidently
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
For the first time since 1946, Harvard University nets a March Madness berth
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(61)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
What's worse than getting a red card from the ref? Getting a red card while lying on a stretcher on the way to hospital (w/video)
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(18)
 


Tue March 06, 2012
(ABC)
 
 
 
England undoes ban on its Olympic athletes shaking hands. In other news, England banned their Olympic athletes from shaking hands
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Injured Colt taken out of its misery
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(179)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
First day of spring training and Picard has already maneuvered to eliminate the Mets
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
70-year-old qualifies for the Olympics
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(28)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Lenny Dykstra switches from outfielder to catcher
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(38)
 


Mon March 05, 2012
(WWE)
 
 
 
Subby's going to Raw tonight to watch HBK confront HHH, Rock and Cena face off, and more. USA 9:00 pm EST
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(2356)
 
(Columbus Free Press)
 
 
 
SportsChump not so proudly presents the Danica Patrick Chart of Ever-Increasing Annoyance
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(90)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Professional goalie lets in 13 goals on 46 shots. Receives first star of the game and standing ovation. Difficulty: No Andrew Raycroft
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(66)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
High school basketball announcer shreds his vocal cords to pieces in final minute of championship game call
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Despite Obama's rhetoric, Teheran gets bombed
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(22)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Pirates bust out the checkbook, delay Andrew McCutchen's departure a few years
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(42)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLBPA thinks leak of Braun's urine test was isolated occurrence. Gee whiz, I know I'd have been pissed
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(64)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Giants / D-Backs game delayed by...OH, NO NOT THE BEES NOT THE BEES AAAAAHHHHH OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES MY EYES AAAAHHHHH AAAAAGGHHH
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(28)
 

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