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Sun February 19, 2012
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(Chron)
 
 
 
How bad were the 2011 Astros? They may not have a single starter from the first game of 2011 for the first game of 2012
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(30)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
ESPN headline writer gets Shanghai'd over racist Jeremy Lin headline
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(145)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Will Libertarian Hate rise above Adultery? Can Gorilla's namesake use the fingerpoke of doom to win the Big Gold? Will spider stew give R-Truth the ability to Lemonate everyone? It's WWE Elimination Chamber, 8 PM eastern on PPV
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(1846)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Not news: Shorthanded Goal. News: 3-on-5 Shorthanded Goal. Fark: Scored by Matt Cooke. Fail is for Philly goaltending
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(47)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Can Malkin solve Miller? Will Sharks end Wings streak? Will Blackhawks sing the Blues? Will Tim Thomas and Michele Bachmann form a more perfect union? Devils/Habs, really? It's your Hockey Day in America thread (puck drops: 12:30 ET)
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(172)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Can Arsenal, Chelsea, or Liverpool salvage their pathetic seasons? Can Crawley or Stevenage slay a giant? The FA Cup fifth round is here
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(222)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Buccaneers finally manage to light up the scoreboard
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(7)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Should've yelled "Two"
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(25)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
And we now have our first NASCAR wreck of the season
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(21)
 
(YouTube)
 
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David Haye hits Derrick Chisora with a glass bottle at the post fight presser for Chisora/Klitschko. A new meme of "HE GLASSED ME" is instantly born (includes profanity)
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(64)
 


Sat February 18, 2012
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
University of Florida grabs verbal commitment from high school junior who's already broken Emmitt Smith's state rushing record. Granted, he's been playing high school football since eighth grade
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Red Sox star pitcher Tim Wakefield finally knuckles under the pressure to retire
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(64)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The question shouldn't be what were three Victoria's Secret models doing in A-Rod's mansion parading around in their underwear while A-Rod was away but should be why the heck wasn't A-Rod there
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(22)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
NASCAR Budweiser Shootout at Daytona discussion
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(641)
 
(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
Jimmie Johnson's car caught with illegal parts. This is not a repeat from damn-near every year in his career
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(149)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
While the media is focusing on "Linsanity", Lebron is having one of the greatest statistical years in NBA history
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(81)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Timberwolves' Ricky Rubio shows some street ball moves with an insane behind-the-back blind pass (w/video)
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(28)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The NFL continues to champion players $afety by moving towards an 18-game season
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(72)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Detroit Red Wings extend their NHL record home winning streak to 22 games
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(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
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Hampton's Derrion Pellum passes a dunk... to himself. With video goodness
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(18)
 


Fri February 17, 2012
(NFL)
 
 
 
Jeremy Lin's success reminds us of why the NFL is so great
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(154)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The 10 best things about being a Royals fan, other than not having a lottery for playoff tickets and always being able to find a seat on the third base line
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(50)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
As befits two men in silk shorts fighting over a purse, Dereck Chisora slaps Vitali Klitschko at the weigh-in
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FIFA: Hey, Greece, you know that austerity thing the EU's making you pass? It infringes on your soccer federation's autonomy and we'll suspend you from competition if you enforce it
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(35)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Fox 5 New York: "Gary Carter will be remembered as one of the elite pitchers In baseball history" (w/video)
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(32)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NBA Slam Dunk contest voting left entirely up to fans. Blake Griffin debating whether to phone it in or worry about wearing a Jeremy Lin mask to guarantee the win
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(37)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember NBA commissioner David Stern adamantly saying they couldn't add Jeremy Lin to the All Star lineup? Well ... about that
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(36)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick says she would rather be "pretty" than "sexy." Nothing about being a good race car driver, though
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(73)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NY Jets plan team-bonding activities to bring players closer together for next season. First event rumored to be rumble with the Sharks, no zip guns allowed
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(19)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Before Jeremy Lin, there was Wataru Misaka. Also, gesundheit
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(9)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Jeremy Lin is is writing a memoir. Working title: "I Hope I'm Still Famous By The Time This Gets Published"
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(17)
 


Thu February 16, 2012
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boston Bruins player gets hurt, bleeds, falls to the ice while Flyers fans cheer. No, wait, its fans of the other team that hates the Bruins. No, not that team's fans either
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(96)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
For his client's new contract, Joe Flacco's agent seeks Top 5 quarterback money, unlimited supply of Lunchables, and a hot cocoa machine at Joey's locker
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(31)
 
(WPT Magazine)
 
 
 
First Pro poker player who doesn't mind if you hold the nuts
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(19)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Chris Hansen wants to build Seattle a new sports arena and for you to sit right over there
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(39)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gary Edmund Carter. "Kid." Expos 1974-84, 1992; Mets 1985-89; Giants 1990; Dodgers 1991; Angels 2012
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(104)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"You can disagree with me about how to rank R2-D2 and C-3PO, but you can't argue the fact that they belong in the Smithsonian which is where they now live. Until I call upon them to serve"
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(18)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Team of naked female rowers break Atlantic record. Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke
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(52)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Daniel Rodriguez fought in two wars and was wounded in one. He made a pact with his best friend, who was killed, that he would play college football and is trying to make the team at Virginia Tech
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(32)
 
(EITB)
 
 
 
All the Champions League goals of Wednesday's goals, including Ibrahimovic's brilliant display setting up two goals for Robinho and scoring a third
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(11)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Remember Peyton Manning's three different neck procedures over the past two years? Well ... about that
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(41)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Chinese fans of Lin won't let facts stop them from claiming him as their own "He's from China" "No, he was born in the US" "Well his parents were" "No they're from Taiwan"
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(113)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Cavaliers recorded a special Valentine's Day message for their fans and...well, they sing almost as well as they play basketball
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(11)
 
(Scout.com)
 
 
 
"He's never seen an interception he didn't like to throw" and other insightful comments about the upcoming 2012 Draft's QB class
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(27)
 
(WEEI Boston)
 
 
 
Rajon Rondo scores career high 35 points, including 15 field goals. Difficulty: Pierce and Allen make only 4 of 16 as Celtics crumble against the Pistons
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(17)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Monday Night Football sacks Ron Jaworski
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(74)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Josh Hamilton going through a "makeover". Makeovers can change your eye color?
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(8)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Egyptian Premiere League to resume behind closed doors...must be a small field
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(2)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Does your favorite college basketball team have trouble getting nationally televised games? How about nationally televised practices? Duke Sucks
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Linning streak at seven
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(60)
 
(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
There are many challenges to a 1000 mile sled dog race: cold weather, deep snow, wolves stealing the trail markers, ice overflows, injur... wait, what?
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(20)
 


Wed February 15, 2012
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
A great story from the sometimes disappointing world of college sports
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(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
TCU continues its preparations for joining big time college football by having four players arrested on drug charges
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(27)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mark Sanchez asks Santonio Holmes "to be my Valentine" Awwwww
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(18)
 
(Some Tapfliction Bro)
 
 
 
UFC on Fuel TV Diego Sanchez vs Jake Ellenberger in his own hometown. Will Jake win tonight or will there be no joy in Mudville ...I mean Omaha. Fights start at 6pm EST
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(212)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What's Albert Haynesworth? Clearly not $7.2 million
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(35)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Perhaps the best college basketball picture of the year
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(40)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Marshall Faulk thinks Matthew Stafford is overrated because "everybody throws for 5,000 yards now," if by "everybody" you mean a total of 4 quarterbacks in the history of the NFL
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(148)
 
(ThePostGame)
 
 
 
The latest superstar athlete to go broke is
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(77)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
A puppy rescued from the back of a freezing truck by three hockey players in Saskatchewan has found a new home
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(10)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Champions League knockout stage, Day 2
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(106)
 
(red reporter)
 
 
 
A modernized version of the "Who's on First" routine, using today's names. Impressive
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(22)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"I'm not saying he's a f**, but he's a fa**" -- Iron Sheik on Hulk Hogan. What's even better is that is a direct quote
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(114)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Fukudome is coming back to Chicago
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In 1995-96 Michael Jordan was the best player on the best team in NBA history. 16 years later he's now involved with a team that may end up as the worst in NBA history
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(81)
 
(EITB)
 
 
 
All the Champions League goals of Tuesday's games, including Alexis Sanchez's double and Messi's magic to lead Barcelona to a 1-3 win over Bayer Leverkusen
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(12)
 


Tue February 14, 2012
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
NHL: History Has Been Made
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(181)
 
(Some Westminster Kennel Club site)
 
 
 
How will the six new breeds do? Will Dachshunds finally get some love? Can you watch a dog show without thinking of Fred Willard (And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten)? Here is your Westminster Dog Show thread. *woof*
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(222)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Roddy White about Roger Goodell's salary: "How in the hell can u pay a man this much money that cant run tackle or catch"
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(104)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mountain West and Conference USA to form a new super-conference, creating a Voltron of mediocrity
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(68)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Boston College needs OT to win third straight Beanpot
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(41)
 
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Duke Sucks, the book
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(75)
 
(The X Log)
 
 
 
High School basketball player multi-tasks during big game
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(32)
 
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
You don't have to be too smart to coach high school sports. Just smart enough to not post nude photos of yourself to Facebook
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(64)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Fabulous Freddie" has made his final touchdown
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(13)
 
(Grantland)
 
 
 
The future of the NFL is in doubt. This isn't a repeat from a year ago
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(92)
 


Mon February 13, 2012
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
The Harlem Globetrotter's new 7 foot 8 recruit is just spinning the ball on his finger. Just take it. Take the ball
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(37)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can the Welsh Corgi beat the Collie for Best Herding Breed? Will a Pug derp its way into being named Best in Show? Find out who wins at the Westminster Dog Show, starting one hour before WWE Monday Night Raw, 9 PM Eastern on USA
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(2576)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Goat test positive for PEDs. Bud Selig swears to crack down on the epidemic
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(11)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Scottish Premier League to consider downgrading current two-horse race to a one-horse race
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(51)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Former Memphis basketball player Roburt Sallie cut by his Spanish Basketball League team for taking performance enhancing drugs. And by "performance-enhancing" they mean penis enlargers
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(13)
 
(Grantland)
 
 
 
If you use marginal HoF players and Al Cowens to argue that your favorite player is Hall of Fame worthy, maybe you started at a bad place. Also, if you argue that OBP and walks are why he is so great, try listing those stats. Bill James fail
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(131)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Jose Canseco to try out for Mexican League baseball team. In other news, Los futuros de esteroides son de hasta
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(14)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Former Miami Hurricanes booster unleashes his inner Jack Byrnes, threatens to "take the program down to Chinatown" (21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Terrell Owns brought all of this upon himself. Having taken himself to arena league football, he has become the NFL version of an Atlantic City lounge act
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(49)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Miami Dolphins willing to play truth or dare with Peyton Manning
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(40)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Red Wings defeat Flyers 4-3 to tie 1929-30 Bruins and 1975-76 Flyers for the longest home win streak in NHL history, must defeat Dallas Stars on Tuesday for the record
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(143)
 

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