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Sun February 05, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(ESPN) News Eli Manning is Best Manning  (sports.espn.go.com) (516)
(ESPN) Cool CAN the Giants shock the world again? WILL the Patriots avenge their defeat from four years ago? HOW MANY FARKers will succumb to alcohol poisoning this year? THIS is YOUR Super Bowl XLVI Discussion Thread. (Kickoff @ 6:30 EST on NBC)  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)
(ESPN) Interesting The Giants official website congratulates the Giants on winning the Super Bowl, before the game is played  (espn.go.com) (48)
(TMZ) Amusing The Patriots have been adhering to a strict diet this past week, and for last night's dinner, they were given a choice of steak or fish. Naturally, Tom Brady had the lasagna  (tmz.com) (62)
(BBC) Spiffy How low will the chariot swing, will Ireland hear the call, will the bread be heavenly, will Scotland flower, can le bleu allez and can Italy avoid the wooden spoon? It's Six Nations time  (bbc.co.uk) (30)
(Deadspin) Fail Patriots' Tiquan Underwood enters the Super Bowl trivia book as the only player to be released the night before the game  (deadspin.com) (65)
(Some Guy) PSA NBC/Universal's detailed TV schedule for Super Bowl Sunday. Or, "when to make a beer run." (hint: "Nick Cannon hosts stars of NBC shows and Universal films on the red carpet")  (channelguidemagblog.com) (26)
(Gawker) Unlikely Things to do other than watch the Super Bowl. List fails without the most obvious choice  (gawker.com) (77)
(Mother Nature Network) Interesting Porcupine picks the winner of the Super Bowl, ensuring Tom Brady isn't the only big prick associated with the game  (mnn.com) (17)
(Huffington Post) Obvious Tim Tebow: "Politics could be in my future"  (huffingtonpost.com) (202)
(Fairbanks Daily News-Minus) Spiffy Town overrules God and decides to waive ban on Sunday alcohol sales for the Super Bowl. What would Jesus drink?  (newsminer.com) (38)
(New York Daily News) Hero Whatever: some writer proposes a headliner for the next Super Bowl halftime show. Fark: it's the one artist we all could agree on  (nydailynews.com) (92)
(Deadspin) Spiffy There's a new professional basketball scoring record, as the ABA's Jacksonville Giants win 211-84  (deadspin.com) (14)


Sat February 04, 2012
(The Sun) Amusing Beleaguered Arsenal FC boss Arsene Wenger uses Sam Wyche Gambit in front of disgruntled supporters group: 'At least we're not like Liverpool'  (thesun.co.uk) (10)
(Nola.com) Obvious One writer gets it right about National Signing Day. Of course his press privileges will be revoked for all LSU games  (nola.com) (44)
(New York Daily News) Cool Syracuse beats St. John's, giving Jim Boeheim his 879th win, tying him for third all-time with UNC legend Dean Smith. In other news, Jim Boeheim's wife is freaking hot  (nydailynews.com) (11)
(Some mma fan) Cool UFC 143 ppv discussion thread Will a Nick Diaz win over Carlos Condit make him seem like less of a douche or more ? Will Roy Nelson find Fabricio Werdum more than he can stomach or find him delicious? Prelims on FX 8pm EST  (mmamania.com) (832)
(NYPost) Followup Woman arrested after extortion of Yankees GM. Now Cashman finally knows how Yankee fans feel when they buy a hot dog and beer at the stadium  (nypost.com) (32)
(The News & Observer (NC)) Cool Want to go out on a five-mile run and come back fatter than you were at the start? Head down to Raleigh for this year's Krispy Kreme Challenge  (newsobserver.com) (18)
(Detroit Free Press) Obvious "I can tell you this, We at the Big Ten don't want to be like the SEC-in any way, shape or form." The past six years have made this painfully obvious, Coach  (freep.com) (87)


Fri February 03, 2012
(TSN) Asinine $7.3 million a year or $7.3 million a goal. Either way, it's good work if you can get it  (tsn.ca) (37)
(Pro Football Talk) Dumbass Because he hasn't said anything stupid for almost 24 hours, Jim Irsay would like to remind everyone that he remains close with...Parson? Patton? Peyote? What was that kid's name again?   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (48)
(ESPN) Cool Perry Farrell FINALLY weighs in on the Super Bowl  (espn.go.com) (20)
(WTSP) Spiffy Betting on any Super Bowl props this year? LGT article with insane list of this year's prop bets  (wtsp.com) (70)
(Reuters) PSA The first round of the Drunk of the Year contest will be getting underway this weekend in Wisconsin  (reuters.com) (35)
(Slate) Amusing Protip: Whenever a news story ends with a question mark, the answer is always "no". Case in point: "Is Bill Belichick quietly the NFL's best-dressed coach?"  (slate.com) (21)
(Fox News) Interesting Indiana lawmakers pass last-minute legislation making it more difficult for thousands of men to find hookers for the Super Bowl  (foxnews.com) (36)
(Dallas News) Sad With two weeks until pitchers and catchers report, Texas Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton already in mid-season drinking shape  (rangersblog.dallasnews.com) (87)
(NHL) Cool Sam Gagner becomes only the 12th player in NHL history to have an 8 point game. Last player was Lemieux in 1989, the year Gagner was born  (nhl.com) (92)
(SanDiegoUnionTribune) Dumbass Phil Mickelson is suing to find out the real names of people that posted nasty comments about him and his wife on the internet. Personally I heard it was Mike Hawk and Harry Sack  (utsandiego.com) (50)


Thu February 02, 2012
(USA Today) Sad A Gordie Howe hat trick is Gordie Howe remembering where he put his hat  (usatoday.com) (35)
(Salon) Strange The Super Bowl is not a job creator. Despite what civic boosters say, hosting the big game provides... Wait, what the hell am I looking at?  (salon.com) (45)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Amusing Adrian Peterson will be permitted to change his number, so long as he buys the $1,000,000 worth of existing Reebok jerseys with his current number  (startribune.com) (34)
(NYPost) Interesting Plaxico Burress has had it with Sanchez's dirty tricks  (nypost.com) (72)
(Some Guy) Strange US Women's Soccer player Ella Masar opens up about the WPS "magicjack" team, including having to call the owner "Daddy" and the team having a chiropractor because he didn't believe in athletic trainers  (pitchsidereport.com) (36)
(Big 1059) Stupid The Superbowl is Sunday, so here's the annual "The stress of the game could kill you" article  (big1059.com) (45)
(Yahoo) Fail We didn't want to win anyway  (sports.yahoo.com) (33)
(NHL) Unlikely Here it is...the rare Double Shutout  (nhl.com) (77)
(My Fox DC) Interesting Tom Brady's wife throws a Hail Mary  (myfoxdc.com) (69)
(SBNation) Sad Much like Peyton Manning, Roy Oswalt is in search of a home for after rehabbing from an injury that could jeopardize his career. To really drive the similarity home, we have an pic of Oswalt making a Manning face  (mlb.sbnation.com) (38)
(SeattlePI) Interesting Will Seattle get another professional football team? Wait, they already have one?  (blog.seattlepi.com) (41)
(My Fox DC) Interesting The NFL has an L of a problem  (myfoxdc.com) (89)
(USA Today) Obvious Charles Barkley: "I cannot believe how bad the NBA is." You and me both, Charles. You and me both  (content.usatoday.com) (73)
(Fox News) Interesting Tony Dorsett sues the NFL because he chose to play football  (foxnews.com) (70)
(TMZ) Interesting Deion Sanders' wife says he will only give her money in exchange for sexual favors. So, it's a normal marriage, then?  (tmz.com) (30)
(WWL) Spiffy Years later, Michael Irvin makes New Orleans Saints fans cry  (wwl.com) (31)
(SFGate) Sad Angelo Dundee goes down for the 10 count  (sfgate.com) (12)
(The Atlantic) Amusing The unofficial video for Bill Maher's "Irritable Bowl Syndrome" (language not safe for work)  (theatlantic.com) (48)


Wed February 01, 2012
(BBC) Cool How did your team do on Transfer Deadline Day? Can Arsenal beat a strong Bolton side at home? Will the Magpies stomp the hapless Rovers? These discussions and more in this bumped EPL thread  (news.bbc.co.uk) (194)
(Yahoo) Amusing Michigan St. misses extra point, loses to Illinois 42-41 in shootout  (rivals.yahoo.com) (32)
(FanNation) Interesting John Elway says the Broncos are in the market for quarterbacks, would settle for having just one  (fannation.com) (86)
(ESPN) Cool Just when you thought college football was on the sidelines, Hope springs eternal ....It's National Signing Day, people  (espn.go.com) (94)
(610 WIOD) Followup Ball boys? You bet she did  (610wiod.com) (25)
(Guardian) Stupid Millionaire tax evader uses The Force when judge asks him why he believes he doesn't need to pay taxes  (guardian.co.uk) (18)
(ESPN) Fail Toronto Maple Leafs go up 4-1, only to lose to the Pittsburgh Penguins 5-4 in a shootout. All in great Maple Leafs fashion  (scores.espn.go.com) (73)
(YouTube) Video 7'5" Mamadou Ndiaye, the tallest high school basketball player in the world, is a stand out in his latest game in California  (youtube.com) (109)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Starpulse) Silly Madonna says she's going to keep all her clothes on during the Super Bowl halftime show, so at least it will be an original performance  (starpulse.com) (63)
(Chicago Tribune) Interesting Phil Jackson's memoir to be titled "Eleven Rings", but which one does he consider most precious?  (chicagotribune.com) (47)
(Yahoo) Stupid Ravens hire Jim Caldwell to look wide-eyed and confused with the QBs in Baltimore  (sports.yahoo.com) (63)
(Globe and Mail) Unlikely Now that he's 24 years old, is it time for Sidney Crosby to retire?  (theglobeandmail.com) (157)
(CNN) Unlikely Why Boise State has problems recruiting blue chip players. Word "Idaho" strangely absent  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (59)
(Deadspin) Dumbass How to avoid a concussion in an MMA fight. Step 1: Don't be in an MMA fight  (deadspin.com) (43)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Not news: Super Bowl stadiums. Fark: made of meat  (blogs.westword.com) (16)
(Some Guy) Amusing Sports news: Topps releases 2012 baseball card set. Fark : St Louis Cardinal Skip Schumaker was replaced by a squirrel  (inquisitr.com) (38)
(YouTube) Video The Dunk Of The Year contest is over  (youtube.com) (169)
(Orlando Sentinel) Fail Orlando Magic defense finally rises to the occasion by holding powerful 76ers to season low 74 points. Unfortunately, Orlando Magic offense again takes the night off and dials in a horrific 69 point performance  (orlandosentinel.com) (34)
(Daily Mail) Interesting I don't know what the hell I'm saying, so here's a picture of a horse called Cocaine pulling a skier over a jump  (dailymail.co.uk) (11)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Some Dawg) Scary SEC cheerleaders are stereotyped as Southern belles...And then there's Georgia's Anna Watson, the Lou Ferrigno of cheerleading  (lostlettermen.com) (110)
(Bleacher Report) Cool Have somebody call your mama, check your limes at the door, and get your can of peas ready. It's time for what could be Johnny Ace's last night on RAW. WWWYKI's on USA at 9pm EST  (bleacherreport.com) (1946)
(SportsGrid) Strange Tim Tebow booked into same hotel as massive porn convention. Is this how the apocalypse is going to begin?  (sportsgrid.com) (64)
(ESPN) Unlikely WPS to cancel its 2012 season because of legal wrangling with an ex-owner, not because it is Women's Professional Soccer  (espn.go.com) (17)
(USA Today) Obvious Colts owner on Peyton Manning's future with the team. "I can't be sentimental. This isn't fantasy football"  (content.usatoday.com) (116)
(Orlando Sentinel) Fail Orlando Magic free fall continues. Last night's 21-point blowout brought to you courtesy of the Indiana Pacers  (orlandosentinel.com) (62)
(YouTube) Cool Despite his hair, Shaun White scores the first perfect score in Winter X Games history  (youtube.com) (106)
(Deadspin) Amusing BYU students finally succeed in earning the elusive "Crowd Technical Foul" (w/video)  (deadspin.com) (38)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Writer tries to justify why he enjoys listening to the grunts of women tennis players. "I'm not a pervert who gets a cheap thrill from the loud shrieks"  (asiaone.com) (28)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Embattled Real Madrid coach Jose Mourinho tired of drama in Spain, allegedly has decided to return to English Premier League this summer. Immortal quote: "It's not about the money"  (adifferentleague.co.uk) (39)
(TMZ) Amusing Mike Tyson to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame alongside other greats like Pete Rose and Drew Carey  (tmz.com) (76)
(CNN) Interesting Use of euphemisms is distorting the truth about what happened at Penn State when Jerry Sandusky played squish the wrinkly Vienna sausage into the budding brown balloon knot  (cnn.com) (50)
(YouTube) Cool Today's awesome highlight from 2012 Winter X Games: First snowmobile front flip ever landed in competition  (youtube.com) (19)
(Yahoo) Hero Matt Cassel saves family from house fire. Also saves: cat, player piano, washer, dryer, grandfather clock, couch, vanity, dining set  (sports.yahoo.com) (35)
(New York Daily News) Dumbass 49ers linebacker Aldon Smith can't be bothered to give a fark in his DUI arrest mugshot  (nydailynews.com) (29)

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