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Sun January 29, 2012
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
By the end of the game, a capacity crowd of 18,809 was singing, "We Don't Give A Damn For the Whole State of Michigan"
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(30)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Umpire kills cricket fan with bat. Now THAT was a wicked googly
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(30)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Will Kane's Libertarian hate or John Cena's constipated face win the day? Will SHOOOOOOOW or Mizark squash Daniel Bryan like so many peas? Who will this years surprise entrants be? It's the 25th Royal Rumble, live on PPV at 8 PM ET
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(Time)
 
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Baby on the way? Time to make a budget (Featured Partner)
 
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the NFC defeat the AFC again? With a decent team around him, will Cam Newton prove he's the best in the world? Will this game matter? WHAR TEBOW, WHAR? It's the NFC All Stars vs. the AFC All Stars in the Pro Bowl, 7 PM ET on NBC
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(807)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aussie Open ends with the worst tennis match in modern history, lasting 6 hours. In some parts of the world they call that a cricket
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(33)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A fan made a monkey gesture during Liverpool v. Man U game. The Sun is there
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(69)
 
(YouTube)
 
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It's Super Bowl Week. Any chance this year's game will measure up to this?
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(116)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The FA Cup rolls on today with a full slate of action, including a revisiting of the season's two biggest race rows. It's a west London derby with QPR v Chelsea and a massive Liverpool v Man United match up
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(273)
 


Sat January 28, 2012
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: It's like a room filled with special needs puppies
 
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Meet Abbey Watson, a 13 year old world-record holding powerlifter. The secret to her success? "Bacon... mostly bacon"
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(52)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Survey finds which male sport has the largest collection of illicit drug users among athletes competing in the NCAA's 23 sanctioned sports. Not that one. Nope, not that one either
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(56)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
UFC on Fox 2 prelims start at 5 EST on FuelTV & the main card starts at 8 EST. What are the odds that the Sonnen/Bisping fight will end in a double KO? How 'bout paying Big John to ref the fight and have him kick both their asses?
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(347)
 
(SaveOnBrew)
 
 
 
Answer: 50 MILLION cases of beer. Question: How much beer will be consumed this Super Bowl Sunday
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(56)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban out of the running to buy the LA Dodgers, because having an owner that cares would be bad for business
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(63)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Time capsule buried under Maple Leaf Gardens found. Box contains old newspapers from 1931, rule books, ivory elephant and a strange relic called a "playoff ticket"
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(18)
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
School changes mascot back to original, non-PC Indian. "It's hard to cheer for a lighthouse"
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"A full-force punch to the head is comparable to being hit with a 12lb padded wooden mallet travelling at 20mph"
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(28)
 


Fri January 27, 2012
(The FW)
 
 
 
Not looking forward to another boring Super Bowl? At least you don't have to endure one of these boring football songs. "Let's Ram It" indeed
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(12)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Hopefully your London Rams merchandise has an easy return option
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(29)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Drew Brees left off NFL Any Era team in favor of Tim Tebow
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(128)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Syracuse's Fab Mello to miss third grade....er... game. Third game
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
7-year-old's heart-melting fan letter to the 49ers Kyle Williams proves he is more grown up than 99% of their fans
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(29)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Browns hire Brad Childress as Offensive Coordinator, pending his notifying Cleveland residents of his moving to the neighborhood
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(35)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Irsay and Manning issue joint statement. "Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
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(57)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
UFC president Dana White compares anti-SOPA activists to 9/11 terrorists
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(63)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's Team Alfredsson vs. Team Chara for the 2012 NHL All Star Game. Whose side are you on?
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASCAR and Wal-Mart finally get together. It's as if millions of rednecks cried out in ecstasy
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(45)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL allows players to use Twitter during the Pro Bowl, hopes to give more realistic perspective of game to all 9 viewers
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(44)
 
(FanNation)
 
 
 
Vikings to put more thought into formulating draft strategy with No. 3 overall pick than their offensive strategy
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(19)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Best highlight of the Federer/Nadal semifinal match? The ball boy's catch in the 3rd set
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(21)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Jim Irsay: Peyton's a politician who should keep his concerns "in house." Translation: Peyton's done in Indy
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(94)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns beat reporter learns that the difference between a private and public Tweet can cost you your job and that some NFL owners are very thin skinned
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(41)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Camel picks next Super Bowl winner. Subby thinks they should extend this to the GOP nomination process
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(13)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Orlando Magic take revenge on injured Celtics after Wednesday's embarrassing 31 point loss. Just kidding - they lose again by blowing a 27 point lead and scoring only 8 points in 4th quarter
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(20)
 


Thu January 26, 2012
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
"This is either the best trolling ever by TIME or a dash of cold water on the face of American soccer fans"
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(264)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Something different? Here are this weeks NHL Power Rankings
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hotshot NCAA player mimics NBA players with incredible slam dunk. Continues to mimic NBA players by acting like a jackass and getting ejected
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(56)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Tim Lincecum passes on 5 year, $100M offer from Giants, accepts 2/$40.5M instead, probably could have been talked into 4/$20M
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now this whole Super Bowl rematch thing is starting to get creepy. Really
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(54)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Who said Mets fans have nothing to look forward to in 2012? John Franco will be inducted into the Mets Hall of Fame on June 3, before the Mets host St. Louis and get eliminated from the post-season
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(30)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bucs closing in on Rutgers Coach Shiano? Wait, WHO?
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(38)
 
(Bring Me The News)
 
 
 
Falcon Heights mayor loses SUV in lake, promises wife he'll get new hobby
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's been 20 years since your football team has done anything but fail spectacularly, so what's a local paper to do when yet another unreached Superbowl's coming and there's empty column inches to fill? TWENTY YEAR REMINISCENCE
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(61)
 
(Some earplugs, please)
 
 
 
Shriekapalooza: Maria Sharapova and Victoria Azarenka to meet for Australian Open title
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(31)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dennis Allen coming to Oakland as new head coach of the Raiders. Seasoned fans strongly suggest he look for a place to rent instead of buy
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(32)
 
(Deslidefied slideshow)
 
 
 
100 amazing photos in sports. Note: Not safe for dial-up
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(28)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Memorial service to cap three days of mourning for Joe Paterno at Penn State. Rumor has it that any PSU student not mourning sincerely enough could face harsh penalties, like all 8am classes next semester
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(164)
 
(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
Playmates Tebowing? Why the fark not?
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(22)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
When is consensual not actually consensual? When you're a Playmate romping around with De La Hoya in a drug-fueled late-night session, apparently
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(15)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Guess that ring ceremony must have been too distracting for them to lose to the T-Wolves at home
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(48)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Premiere League soccer is headed for the same fate as the NFL. With pic of fans who understand why
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(44)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Kurt Warner invests in an Indian professional football league which will likely be the biggest sports-related boondoggle of the year
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(35)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
#2 does a number 2 in Stillwater
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(21)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Miami's new stadium will be called "Marlins' Park" to start the season. Fark can do better. (VE)
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(69)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With Detroit adding Prince Fielder, Miguel Cabrera will move to third base to balance out the infield. Literally to keep it from tipping over
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(97)
 


Wed January 25, 2012
(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
... so here's an armed robber with a plush Harry the Husky hat
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow skipping Pebble Beach Pro-Am. Don't worry folks, there will still be plenty of white guys there hitting balls and screaming, "JESUS CHRIST"
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(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Colts hire the Ravens' defensive coordinator to prevent scoring at home; funny, their offense seems to be doing that just fine
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(40)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Prized football recruit cannot sign with University of Georgia because (a) He didn't make good grades, (b) He started a fight at school, (c) his parents are undocumented Samoan immigrants
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(107)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Can Liverpool hold off City? Can Klinsmann collect a third straight win for the US? Your Wednesday Carling Cup/International friendly/El Clasico discussion thread
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(123)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
"The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex seven to 10 times a week" (pics included)
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(173)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
All of the Knicks players who scored more than one point in last night's game please rise. Not so fast, Carmelo
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(27)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The hot wives and girlfriends of the Patriots and Giants. Bill Belichick definitely has no reason to cheat
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(65)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Some guy correctly predicted a year ago what Kyle Williams would do in the NFC Championship Game
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(35)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
After two devastating fumbles in one game, 49er's Kyle Williams has now received death threats, hate mail, contract offer from the Bengals
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(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh yeah this seems fair: The teams playing in the Superbowl get to split 35% of the available seats at the Stadium to offer to their season ticket holders and players-and that's after the league takes 12,000 seats off the top
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(63)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
What it's like to be inside a hockey rink when the roof collapses (w/video)
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chad Ochocinco does not respond to Twitter follower for two years. Finally responds to fan with a trip to the AFC Championship Game, complete with plane tickets, hotel room, and baptism
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(43)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Salon journalist refuses to honor the NFL's insistence on using Roman numerals to refer to the Super Bowl and instead will only refer to it as Super Bowl 46 for same reason that he refuses to call a small Starbucks coffee a "tall"
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(71)
 


Tue January 24, 2012
(TSN)
 
 
 
Tigers acquire Fielder. This is not a repeat from 1990
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(82)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stay classy, Buckeyes
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(56)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Today's "Outstanding Achievement In Bad Choice Of Words" brought to you by ESPN's Linda Cohn playing goaltender at a charity event: "I want Barry Melrose to shoot on me"
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(51)
 
(NESN)
 
 
 
Tim Thomas exercises his right to complain that the government is taking away his right to complain about the government
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(212)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Instead of being ecstatic that their team made the Super Bowl, working class New Yorkers are whining about how expensive the tickets are, while the 1-percenters are whining about the lack of 5-star hotels in Indianapolis
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(176)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British government insists it has a totally innocent explanation for why it bought twice as many Olympic tickets for beach volleyball as for athletics
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(68)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Two female Cuban soccer players may have gone permanently offside in Vancouver
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(27)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kristin Cavallari admits her pregnancy was an accident. Just like most of Cutler's successful completions
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(59)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Warriors blow 20-point lead over Grizzlies in worst choking incident since Dubya vs. Pretzel
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(14)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Navy to join Big East for football in 2015, ending its run as an independent
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(32)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New Houston Astros owner may consider changing the team's name. Subby proposes Houston Lastros, Houston Disastros, and Washington Generals
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(110)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
So why did Billy Cundiff miss the field goal in the Raven/Patriots game? Here are the behind-the-scene details showing that timing is everything
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(171)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
50 Cent bet on Giants returns $500,000 - and they say gambling gets a bad rap
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(28)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Jim Irwin has been reunited with Max McGee to call a Superbowl with Etta James at halftime in the great beyond
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(18)
 


Mon January 23, 2012
(WhatCulture)
 
 
 
And now here's Chris Jericho to write the headline for the go-home RAW (9PM ET, USA) before the Royal Rumble this Sunday:
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(1779)
 
(EITB)
 
 
 
Iceman is back behind the Lotus wheel at the Valencia track
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(53)
 
(ProBoxing-Fans)
 
 
 
Remember that guy in boxing with the crazy spiky hair and outlandish personality, clothes and bank account? Whaa happened?
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(38)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Best summing-up of Joe Paterno's legacy
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(163)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Mike Preston of the Baltimore Sun would like you to know that the Ravens totally aren't playoff chokers. No, seriously. Guys, why are you laughing?
source: baltimoresun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(179)
 
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Don't count your Chips when you're sitting at the table. They'll be time enough to count them when the Bucs are done
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(55)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Martina Navratilova questions Caroline Wozniacki's status as the No. 1 women's tennis player, criticizing ranking system. Navratilova then defiantly insisted she could lick Wozniacki anywhere, anytime
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(25)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Chip Kelly goes from Ducks to Bucs; still won't see any playoffs
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(25)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jay Cutler toss intercepted by egg
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(53)
 

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