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Sun January 08, 2012
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Giants complete the rare Ryan trifecta
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(99)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow follows in the footsteps of The Father, The Son and The Holy Sh*t
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(812)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: Fan makes half-court shot, sponsor doesn't want to pay
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(40)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
NATIVE AMERICAN HUSTLE: British Man Leaves Job At Mayo Factory To Pursue Lifelong Dream - Pretending To Be North American Indian.
 
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Attention Kansas Jayhawk fans: There is no 'WHOOO' in the Rock Chalk Chant
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(33)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
ESPN gives "lame" Atlanta fans a special shout out
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(75)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Fan contributions quickly exceed the $3.2 million the Jets would have to eat if they fired Schottenheimer
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(19)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Last Manning Standing lead the Giants to victory over the Falcons? Will Tebow's favorite deity give him the power to take down the Steelers? It's the NFL Wildcard Weekend: Day 2 thread (games at 1 PM on Fox, 4:30 on CBS)
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(4568)
 
(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Loophole-exploiting Red Sox will suffer most under baseball's new collective bargaining agreement
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(36)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Congrats to Shane Doan for getting his first NHL hat trick. It only took 1100+ games to do, but at least he got it out of the way
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Etroit lacks the D against Brees and the Saints
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(124)
 


Sat January 07, 2012
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bowling great Don Carter has knocked down his last pin
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(14)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Strikeforce: Rockhold vs. Jardine Middleweight Championship discussion thread. Preliminary bouts start at 8pm ET on Showtime Extreme
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(152)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will anyone watch Texans-Bengals? Will either defense make a stop in New Orleans? Most importantly, will The Jake Delhomme Era resume in Houston? The answers and more in the Wild Card Weekend: Day 1 thread (NBC, starting at 4:30 PM EST)
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(2989)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Also how I make it through the day
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(44)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
LaMichael James laenters ladraft
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(35)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
NHLPA rejects NHL's realignment plan, firing the first shot in the upcoming CBA negotiations
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(307)
 
(MMA Junkie)
 
 
 
Mixed martial artist Christiane "Cyborg" Santos tests positive for steroids, is apparently female
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(99)
 


Fri January 06, 2012
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cotton Bowl discussion thread. ArKansas St. plays themselves on FOX
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(443)
 
(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
West Virginia's Darwin Cook learns that the Orange Bowl mascot he tackled was a girl. His facial expression says it all
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(64)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL takes a page outta the Patriots books plans to tape sidelines
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(34)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Starlin Castro's attorney says the accusations his client raped anyone are "baseless." Just like a standard Cubs game
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(8)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In NFL news, Jeff Fisher is taking his mullet to either St. Louis or Miami, and his mullet will make its decision next week. His mullet wants more time to mullet over. Mullet. Or in French, "mullet"
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: Top high school defensive back throws his mom under the bus. Fark: on live national TV. IF MAMA AIN'T HAPPY, AIN"T NOBODY HAPPY
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(51)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Roethlisberger: I don't think Tim calls up ESPN and says, 'Hey, put me on every day, and make it the Steelers vs. Tebow.'
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(49)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
If the Steelers win on Sunday, the mayor of Denver has to wear a Terrible Towel. If the Broncos win, the mayor of Pittsburgh has to Tebow in public
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(96)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Packer's LB Brad Jones defends the frozen tundra...from a 15 year old
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(26)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
God may not decide football games, but God seems to be doing everything he can to help out the Broncos
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(38)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Details of Albert Pujols's new contract emerge: Guaranteed hotel suite on all road trips, no trade clause and $75,000 bonus for coming in third on the MVP ballot
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(71)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Gregg Doyel thinks trick plays in football are cool, except when they aren't. Then they are "weenie" touchdowns and they are leading to the downfall of America or something
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(60)
 
(SFist)
 
 
 
Giants fans, if you ever wanted your very own Brian Wilson garden gnome, be one of the first 20,000 people at the May 20 game at AT&T Park
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(22)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Pop quiz hotshot, your star WR has violated his probation for DUI; do you keep them on the team? Well, what is your answer Brady Hoke?
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(18)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jets' Bart Scott fined $2500 for each finger not showing when he waved to photographer
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(12)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Because a 9-0 lead isn't enough, Bruins fans chant ``We want ten We want ten''
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(89)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Norv must live in the Matrix to dodge bullets this well
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Josh Hamilton got a new accountability-buddy. Who was also an addict at one time. I bet this will end just OH MY GOD SPIDERS
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(23)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
UGA student to attempt kick to win boat, RV, and $30K. In other news, if a UGA student could hit a field goal the Dawgs would have gone 12-2 this season
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(18)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
I'm not saying bobsledding is gay, but this guy nearly died after taking "wood in buttock"
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(6)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Patriots offensive coordinator Bill O'Brien agrees to become head coach at Penn State. And you don't have to worry about any funny business going on with him as coach... he tapes everything
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(61)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Louisiana beats Western Kentucky in overtime using the rare 6-on-5 basketball power play
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(29)
 
(Amazin Avenue)
 
 
 
Mets considering changing the name of their new ballpark to Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Field
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(14)
 


Thu January 05, 2012
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How does that old saying go? Oh, that's right: Let sleeping Mike Tysons lie
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(56)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The success of the Packers and Patriots in the playoffs will once and for all determine whether or not "defense wins championships" is a myth
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(113)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Video
 
Fatty McFat-fat goes full James Harrison ... on the high school basketball court
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(165)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NBC: "We oppose premeditated NFL celebrations, unless we're the ones premeditating them"
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(80)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you were planning on spending $3.5 million for a 30 second Super Bowl ad this year, you're too late
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(64)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Just like football fans all across America, Tom Brady admits that he enjoyed watching the NY Jets fall out of the playoffs
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(104)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
WWE Champion CM Punk will accompany Chael Sonnen to the ring at UFC on Fox 2. Don't worry, UFC fans, we know it's still real to you
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(139)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Ready up the hamster wheel, your CPU is gonna need it: The 50 best animated gifs of the sports year
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(55)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stay classy, Philly
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(121)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tim Howard steals the show, becomes only fourth goalkeeper to score in EPL history. FARK: A 100-yard goal (w/video)
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(61)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
West Virginia defeats Clemson 70-33 in the Orange Bowl. To put that into perspective, the last time a group of South Carolinians were beaten this badly, it ended slavery
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(82)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Carlos Zambrano to take his crazy talents to South Beach
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(29)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Duke sucks in loss to the Owls. YA RLY
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(30)
 


Wed January 04, 2012
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Newspaper reports that NY Knicks point guard has suffered a "herniated dick." Apparently they had confused him with Wilt Chamberlain
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(19)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Jim Harbaugh tells Bay Area radio station he's spending "the greater share" of his time preparing to face the Saints. Lions now stompin' mad
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(88)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
John Tortorella's "I tainted the Winter Classic with my mouth" tops standings for worst phrasing of 2012 so far
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(66)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can Liverpool make a run for a Champions League spot? Can Spurs make a run for the title? A smattering of midweek fixtures includes a Man City v Liverpool match up on Tuesday followed by Newcastle v Man United on Wednesday
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(166)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
If other sports used the BCS format
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(370)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sickle cell trait keeps Steeler's Ryan Clark out of the Denver playoff game
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(115)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TOSU linebacker says Florida Gators are classless for calling him a "cracker" during the Gator Bowl. Who knew "cracker" was still a racial slur that anyone used?
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(72)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
10 reasons Andrew Luck should return to Stanford
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(118)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Judge rules that Darryl Strawberry's ex-wife can't touch the $800,000 she got in their divorce settlement until the IRS gets their cut, she hits at least one pinch-hit grand slam, and appears in at least four All-Star games
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(18)
 
(EITB)
 
 
 
Holders Real Madrid scored three times in 10 minutes to fight back Malaga 3-2 in their King's Cup last 16 first leg, sparked by a furious dressing down from Jose Mourinho
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gay, fellow bears make opponents look like queens
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(6)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Houston sportswriter: "Here is a list of 12 reasons why the Texans will beat the Bengals this Saturday." Cincinnati sportswriter: "Aw, hell naw"
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(129)
 
(wibc)
 
 
 
Jeff Fisher to coach the Colts? Now that's a titanic move which really could work
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(14)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Holly Rowe will take out anyone who tries to get between her and an interview
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(37)
 


Tue January 03, 2012
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"There's Mr. Bro Beard approaching Miss Hottie ... oh no: REEEEEE-JECTED"
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(57)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bears part ways with offensive coordinator Mike Martz, who will now put his O-line coaching skills to use training matadors
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(57)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
It's Big Blue vs Blue Turf, Tradition vs Nouveau, as Michigan battles Bois...Wait, why is Virginia Tech here? Didn't Clemson pants them twice? Well, that's awkward. Anywho, it's your official Sugar Bowl discussion thread
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(614)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 18 NFL Power Rankings. Pack are wire to wire #1, everyone else is ranked too damned high
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(626)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Kris Humphries sidelined with shoulder injury, once again has trouble getting his shot to fall into opening with 18-inch diameter
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Serena Williams: "I've actually never liked sports and I never understood how I became an athlete". How can he say that?
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(44)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant takes shot to the wrist. If he thinks that's bad, just wait until the shot his wallet takes in the divorce
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(9)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stanford falls to Oklahoma State in overtime, Andrew Luck gets a head start as an Indianapolis Colt by losing in a shootout
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(81)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oregon Ducks end a 95-year Rose Bowl drought
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(38)
 


Mon January 02, 2012
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Not only did Pedobear show up to watch Penn State play in the TicketCity Bowl, he managed to get on the video screen (with photo goodness)
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(112)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: An Ohio state university heads to a bowl game against an SEC opponent and loses. What's that? OH-10?
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(100)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Will Kane's message of hate and Libertarianism further demoralize John Cena? And just who will be the mysterious person that returns on 1/2/2012? Brodus Clay? The Undertaker? Brock Lesnar? Akeem? Find out on WWE Monday Night Raw, 9 PM on USA
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(2156)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
DeMarcus Cousins: "I want to be traded away." Sacramento Kings: "Forget about playing then"
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(60)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How to fix college athletics
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ndamukong Suh celebrates sack of backup Matt Flynn by mocking Aaron Rodgers championship belt move. That's some mighty classy moves there Suh
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(157)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Dupuis, or not Dupuis: that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to suffer the injuries and lousy play of a mediocre forward, or to take arms against a scoring drought, and by waiving end it
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(21)
 
(CSN Bay Area)
 
 
 
Drew Brees and Aaron Rodgers got the spotlight but San Francisco shattered the record books
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(60)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Indianapolis Colts fire the Polians. All of them
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(96)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Buffalo Bills court jester Stevie Johnson is in trouble again, this time for writing 'Happy New Year' on his t-shirt
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not to be outFAILED by the Rams, Tampa Bay fires entire coaching staff
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(19)
 
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Versus lands in the dustbin of broadcasting history, will no longer show us their V
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(31)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What better way to spend your day than with some old-fashioned outdoor hockey? Here's your Winter Classic thread, game starts 3pm EST
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(343)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Houston vs Penn State, the Big 10 vs SEC, Oklahoma State vs Andrew Luck and friends, and in the Granddaddy of them all Ducks vs Badgers. It's your New Year's Day +1 College Football Bowl discussion thread
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(1650)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will members of the St. Louis Rams coaching and management step forward. Not so fast, all of you
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(46)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Most members of professional sports teams maintain a public air of solidarity in accepting equal blame for a disappointing effort. Then, there's the 2011 New York Jets
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(57)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In the weird world of the NFL, the Colts finally win by losing
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(35)
 
(Techworld)
 
 
 
Floyd Landis demonstrates that there nothing a cyclist will not do to cheat at his sport
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(20)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
10 greatest beer-fueled sporting events of 2012
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(2)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can Cahill make the difference for Chelsea? Can Henry make it for Arsenal? Will RvP break Henry's record? All this plus bonus transfer window goodness in this week's EPL thread
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(265)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yo yo, 2000 St. Louis Rams, I'm gonna let you finish, but the 2011 New Orleans Saints have the greatest offense of all time. OF ALL TIME
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(116)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Helmet-to-helmet tackles are very painful ... especially if you're not wearing a helmet (w/video)
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(18)
 
(EITB)
 
 
 
Real Madrid and Barcelona will look for another pair of "Games of the Century" this year with Copa del Rey's round of 16
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(3)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Peyton Hillis believes in curses
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(38)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Jared Allen comes up one Favre short of the single-season sack record
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(11)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Atlanta Falcon Rowdy Roddy White admits he IS the father of a child whose mother is suing him for child support, even though Maury hasn't come back with the official test results yet
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(6)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tebow heroically goes 6-22 with 60 passing yards in a loss that propelled Denver into the playoffs
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(203)
 

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