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Sun January 01, 2012
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(FanNation)
 
 
 
Dennis Rodman comes up with a way to get guys to watch women's basketball
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(22)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Today's edition of "that's a great idea, seriously, let us know how that turns out, ok?" brought to you by pro surfing's announcement that it will institute drug testing
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(31)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Global Warming pushes back start of NHL Winter Classic. Tens of fans devastated
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(88)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Packers QB sets team record for touchdowns in a game. No, not that one, the other one
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(287)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the jam-packed final week of the regular season, with the Cowboys vs. Giants for the NFC East, The Broncos vs. their neckbearded prodigal son, and the Lions vs. the Packers. It's the NFL Week 17 thread, 1 PM ET on CBS and Fox
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Indiana has now beaten the #1 and #2 teams in the nation. They're baaaaaaaack
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(39)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Top 100 influential Canadians in baseball, 2011. You'll need a bigger leaflet
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(29)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC! (except Vanderbilt)
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(60)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mandrake the Magician has performed his last trick. Former New York Giants outfielder Don Mueller dead at age 84
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(6)
 


Sat December 31, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dover International Raceway finally takes a good, hard look at NASCAR fans and decides to widen the seats by four inches
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(12)
 
(College Football Talk)
 
 
 
Mike Munchak's "heart is torn" over Penn State head coaching opportunity. Sandusky's victims say they're a bit torn up, too
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(12)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Nick Holt fired by UW, ready to start new career as an offensive coordinator
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(4)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
UCLA protects the honor and tradition of the bowl system by finishing two games under .500 with 8 total losses
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(73)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN: "Where's the buzz over the New England Patriots?"
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(35)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Today's edition of "OH SNAP" brought to you by Wes Welker's retort after being fined $10,000 for wearing an unauthorized hat during postgame press conference: "Thanks for warning me the other 16 weeks I wore the hat"
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(81)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Best NBA finish in opening week: Vince Carter hits three pointer with 1.4 seconds left. Kevin Durant hits three point game winner with 1.0 seconds left
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(45)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan has found himself a new fiancee. This, of course, gives us an excuse to look at pictures of the hottest WAGs of the NBA
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(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Alistair Overeem defeats Brock Lesnar via first round TKO. Brock immediately retires and challenges The Undertaker to a match at WrestleMania XXVIII. Well, he didn't do the second thing, but you know that's coming
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(CBC)
 
 
 
NHL's current longest serving captain scores milestone 400th career goal in overtime victory against Calgary
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(16)
 


Fri December 30, 2011
(UFC)
 
 
 
Your UFC 141 thread. Lesnar vs. Overeem: Battle of the mountain gorillas
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(896)
 
(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
It's the saddest Baylor fan in the world
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I guess the kid must have had a large behind, because according to urban legend, anacondas don't want none unless you've got buns. Or at least that's what I heard"
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'I hate the Cubs!' Die-hard White Sox fan, six, goes wild when parents give her a Cubs gift as Christmas joke
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(55)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The 2012 Rose Bowl: the Darth Vaders vs. the Candycanes
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(34)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
David Beckham may decline French club PSG's offer, may stay with LA Galaxy. When reached for comment, Becks said "anyfing Oi ken do, to 'elp me team, be wiv me mates, 'elp grow vuh game in vuh States, Oi'll dew"
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(15)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Sean Waivery
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(23)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
I'll motivate the team by showing them a trained professional wrestling an alligato-- OH DEAR GOD UNPRY ITS JAWS WILL HE LIVE
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(16)
 
(The X Log)
 
 
 
Reggie Bush thinks he can break Eric Dickerson's single season rushing record of 2,105 yards? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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(56)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Food Baseball
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(13)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thierry Henry is coming back to Arsenal. Now all they need is Tony Adams, Steve Bould, Martin Keown, Lee Dixon, Nigel Winterburn and time machine, and they're in business
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(90)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
In 2022, at the age of 42, Albert Pujols will make $30 million. Wait, wasn't this the plot of Brewster's Millions?
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Darth Maple: World darts champion. Canadian. Star Wars fan. Single
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(15)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Neckbearded former QB for the Bears and Broncos sues over bad investments. DAMMIT ORTON
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(22)
 
(3yen (Japan))
 
 
 
"The Cowboys won't win until Jerry Jones dies" - your guide to the NFC Play-offs, courtesy of the Taiwanese animators
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(86)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alex Rodriguez sees George Clooney's WWE girlfriend and raises him with Torrie Wilson
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(47)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A congratulatory pat on the butt is a pretty normal thing in sports, but the LA Kings' Drew Doughty takes it just a *bit* too far in to Sandusky territory. Bonus: Video
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Eight months after Peyton Manning's wife gives birth to twins, Colts' QB Dan Orlovsky becomes father of triplets. Andrew Luck suddenly rethinking senior year plans
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Top 10 Most Tebowing Tebows of the 2011 Tebow Season. Tebow made the list, by the way
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(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Subby went to a football game and a basketball game broke out. Thursday Baylor defeated UW 67-56. In comparison Wednesday the #7 Baylor basketball team won 54-52
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(53)
 


Thu December 29, 2011
(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
If you are on a cricket field, seriously, do not get on a Segway
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(13)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady gets shoulder X-Ray. When you embarrass God's only son Tim Tebow on the field, you had better bet God's going to get even
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(54)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tulsa columnist calls former OU coach a "Slapdick" who was hired "because he was black," doesn't realize he's being recorded
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(41)
 
(Goal)
 
 
 
Hulk like play for Andre Villas-Boas. Hulk go with Chelsea. Hulk hate puny soccer competition. HULK SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH COMPETITION
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(10)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Brock Lesnar calls WWE "Fake". Man, that F-5 he botched at Wrestlemania XIX must have really scrambled his brain
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(191)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Does Cam Newton blame former QBs for lack of respect? Darn tootin'
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
African soccer great dies penniless after moving to country that prides itself on not knowing anything about soccer
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(30)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: LeBron James denied dunk by opponent's skull
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(32)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Oregon lineman named Beef Bowl MVP after a well-placed Heimlich maneuver
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(18)
 
(FanNation)
 
 
 
Mike Pereira says what all football fans are thinking
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(76)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Big Ten, Pac-12 announce new football scheduling agreement, a move that won't change which SEC teams play in the National Championship game in the slightest
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(73)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Kasey Kahne has to apologize for anti-breastfeeding tweets, presumably after those three cougars who stalk him got really mad
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(30)
 
(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
Batman and Robin do Superman. No, not like that
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In the "you knew this day would come" column... pro sports team to put Twitter handles instead of last names on the backs of player jerseys
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wrestling legend Kamala, the Ugandan Headhunter "unders leg amputation". After waking from sedation he promptly removes prosthetic, bashes doctor over head with it
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(35)
 
(Short List)
 
Video
 
Mad skills at African amputee soccer tournament
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(22)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
WWE upset with Michael Cole's commentary, asks him to SHUT THE FARKING FARK UP
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(163)
 


Wed December 28, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
I wouldn't say that no one wants the Penn State coaching job, but no one wants the Penn State coaching job
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(88)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Randy Orton RKOs himself out of Wrestlemania 28
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(111)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Georgia officials - I mean, SEC officials - release 2012 football schedule
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(48)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
'If you build it, they will come' doesn't apply to the $1 billion Cowboys Stadium. Note to Jerry Jones: Put a decent team on the field, and they will come
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(172)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods' former mistress Rachel Uchitel announces she's five months pregnant
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(42)
 
(Sports Climax)
 
 
 
The more Tebow is hyped up, the more my system attempts to shut down and stop breathing like some bitter ex-girlfriend just hauled off and kicked me square in the nut sac
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(61)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Congrats to rookies A.J Green, Von Miller, and Patrick Peterson for making the pro bowl. Now it's time to discuss the snubs. Subby will start off by mentioning London Fletcher
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(201)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Golden State Warriors' Mark Jackson gets first victory as NBA coach, now only 1334 behind Don Nelson
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(14)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cristiano Ronaldo prefers La Liga to EPL. Well, that does make sense, he only has to play one other good team every year in Spain
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(44)
 
(ThePostGame)
 
 
 
Another article about the Oregon Ducks' questionable choice in football uniforms: Darth Vader edition
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(49)
 
(Last Angry Fan)
 
 
 
Gillingham FC midfielder Chris Whelpdale doubtful for next match after splitting his scrotum during a 2-1 win over Crawley. The Aristocrats
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(15)
 
(NESN)
 
 
 
NBA player's career cut short because of freezer burn. That's cold
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(37)
 


Tue December 27, 2011
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Packers make 30K more stock shares available. WOOOOOOOOOOO, PACKERS, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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(88)
 
(ThePostGame)
 
 
 
Wut? Bill Maher dissed Teebus? CANCEL MAH HBO
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(144)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Penn St. Football tops AP Poll, young boys
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(30)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Carolina Hurricanes goalie Cam Ward gets the first goal of his career via another hell of a goof from New Jersey's Ilya Kovalchuk
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(32)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA won't penalize Kevin Garnett for smacking a biatch
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(25)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Jay Cutler is having his pins removed, and is not likely to play for the remainder of the season. Subby is having trouble uncrossing his legs after misreading the headline
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(16)
 
(Goal)
 
 
 
Corinthians interested in Manchester City's Carlos Tevez, fine leather
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(8)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Suck it, Finland
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(26)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
A (farking) discussion on (bleeping) cursing in (expletive deleted) coaching. Obligatory Bob (%(@*#) Knight photo accompanies (blasted) article
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(7)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Now that Drew Brees has broken Dan Marino's record, the big question is: Who will break Drew Brees' record?
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(76)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
All current members of the San Francisco 49ers, take one step forward. Not so fast, Braylon Edwards
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(25)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Why Eagles' recent victories have made Andy Reid look slightly less incompetent
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(52)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
MLB's new security chief used to work for the Secret Service. When assigned to White House security in 1995, he denied Monica Lewinsky access to the Oval Office. Guess what happened next?
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a classic case of "you break it, you buy it", Truman the Tiger breaks Independence Bowl trophy, Missouri rolls North Carolina 41-24
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(27)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN's Week 17 power rankings--it's your weekly chance to explain how everybody can beat the Packers
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(202)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Puck Daddy's top ten Jersey Fouls of 2011. Come for the Frankenjerseys, stay for the come
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(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sixers player convinces would-be robber not to rob, then treated him to McDonald's
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(16)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Rex Ryan claims that he would not be interested in Peyton Manning, then excuses himself to powder his growing nose
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(30)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Falcons aren't too happy the Saints were still chuckin' the ball left and right in junk time so Brees could break his precious little record
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(166)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Drew breezes past Marino with a 9-yard TD pass to break 27-year single season passing record
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(146)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You go, girl
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(53)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
A full plate of EPL Boxing Day football that can shake-up the table starts with Chelsea-Fulham and features United, Liverpool, City and Newcastle in the menu, Dig in
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(211)
 
(Deadspin)
 
Video
 
Because nothing says "football" like an 89-year-old Betty White discussing how hot Falcons QB Matt Ryan is
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(27)
 


Mon December 26, 2011
(TMZ)
 
 
 
With "Creative" panicking over ratings, will CM Punk be treated like John Cena's roofer? Will Randy Orton bag himself another title run? Will illogical hotshotting drive away more fans? It's WWE Monday Night Raw, 9 PM on USA
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(1190)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Breesus lead the Saints to victory over the Falcons... again? It's another year, and another post-Christmas New Orleans Saints vs. Atlanta Falcons game on Monday Night Football, 8:30 PM ET on ESPN
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(1181)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The Philadelphia Eagles have only themselves to blame for being the Philadelphia Eagles
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(50)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you're on the verge of winning your Fantasy Football pool, it's probably because you drafted David Akers as your kicker
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(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The success of the Green Bay Packers is keeping the maker of Cheesehead hats rolling in cheddar
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(25)
 

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