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Sun December 25, 2011
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(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
ESPN host who referred to the WNBA's LA Sparks & Phoenix Mercurys as the "LA Lesbians" & "Phoenix Dyke-ury" goes into "Was That Wrong?" mode
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can the Bears halt their free-fall into mediocrity? Will the Packers bounce back from the end of a perfect run? Will anyone still be sober after gallons of after-dinner spiked egg nog? Tune in for Christmas NFL action at 8:20 ET on NBC
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(1096)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA returns for its truncated 2011/2012 season, but will the fans be back, as well? It's a Christmas Quintupleheader to open the season, with games beginning at Noon on TNT, 2:30 PM on ABC, and 8 PM on ESPN
source: scores.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(166)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head. All the time
 
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sports writer's logic: Nobody expected the Arizona Diamondbacks to have the great season they did in 2011, therefore the Phoenix Suns could be a playoff team in 2012
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(14)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Colts' lucky number is now 1
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(57)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Okay, Eagles, I've got good news and bad news. Good news: You beat the Cowboys. Bad news: It don't mean jack
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(110)
 


Sat December 24, 2011
(Deadspin)
 
Video
 
Jerome Simpson's ridiculous somersault TD gets the super-super-slow-mo treatment
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(111)
 
(Goal)
 
 
 
Latest attempt to win Americans over to soccer may just succeed: The Free Beer Movement
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(31)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Seahawks troll their way to victory over the 49ers? How badly will the Bills lose to the Teebuses? Will the Cowboys and Giants wind up tied for first in the NFC East? It's the NFL Week 16 thread, games start at 1 PM on CBS and Fox
source: scores.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(2127)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
It's never a good sign when your employer begins advertising your job while you still occupy it, particularly after you just made your employer $10.8 billion (9)
 


Fri December 23, 2011
(Snakkle.com)
 
 
 
Awesome gallery of Wrestling Superstars' high school yearbook photos. Come for The Rock's stache, stay for Goldberg's JewFro
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(64)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
UK anti-doping agency warns that athletes who eat too much liver may test positive for a banned substance and not be allowed to participâté in the London Olympics
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(25)
 
(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
Shaq in talks to appear at Wrestlemania 28. IT'S SHAQUILLE TO ME, DAMMIT
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(63)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN gives some suggestions for Christmas gifts, including a Tackle Me Polamalu
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(18)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Crist renounces Notre Dame
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(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The ballad of Swiss soccer club Neuchatel Xamax, or: What happens when someone who played SimCity and wouldn't stop clicking the disaster buttons decides they want to own a sports team
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(19)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Apparently Boise State won a bowl game last night against some team with a losing record. Oh, and their QB became the all time winningest QB in FBS history while playing for an FCS caliber team
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(130)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cubs and Reds to swap left-handed pitchers in the most sinister deal in baseball history
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Show me the warrant
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
News: Sign most sought after QB in the offseason. Dumbass: Can't win a game when he's actually playing. Fark.com: Play his backup instead, actually win games
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(46)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Did the Colts just run out of luck?
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(87)
 


Thu December 22, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Colts continue to ruin their draft position? Who is TJ Yates? Find out tonight on your Thursday Night Football thread. Colts vs. Texans. 8:20 PM ET. NFL Network
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(759)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pitt accepts Chryst as Savyor
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kris Humphries returns to New Jersey Nets for preseason basketball game. Just like his marriage, he's heavily booed and fails to score
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(35)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Is it proper football etiquette to continue to wear the NFL jersey of a player who has signed with another team? "Two-beer fine"
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(179)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Judge KO's Floyd Mayweather Jr. for 90 days
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dealership to offer free cars if the Bears shut out the Packers this Sunday. What could possibly go wrong?
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(37)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Drew Brees*
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(157)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A typical game for a soccer goalkeeper: stand around, stand around, stand around, kick ball down field, stand around, stand around, kick hooligan, stan... wait, what?
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(67)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
For the first three nights of Hanukkah, we are all given the gift of midweek EPL matches. Unfortunately for subby, Hanukkah and Drogba don't rhyme. But here's your thread anyway with the first match at 2:45pm EST
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(255)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2006: Browns rookie promises $10,000 scholarships to 100 H.S. freshmen if they graduate with a 2.5 GPA. 2011: Now a 49ers player, spends nearly a year's salary to make good
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(78)
 


Wed December 21, 2011
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
"Your entire lives have been defined in too large a part by association with a college football program. Now, you are cowards - unwilling or unable to confront the cold truth that your beloved father figure was a bad man"
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(328)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Yet another reason to hate Mark Sanchez
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(67)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Unlike American football, Europeans don't need to stomp on someone to get suspended. Name calling will do it
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(93)
 
(With Leather)
 
 
 
This is what Kobe Bryant dropped his wife for...allegedly. No nudity, but you'll probably want to wait until you get home
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(107)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears WR in trouble with the feds. This is not a repeat from last week
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(13)
 
(The X Log)
 
 
 
Orton's Revenge
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ed Wade returns to the Phillies as a special consultant. Houston Astros fans confused since they're pretty sure he's been working for Philadelphia the past five seasons
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(12)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Study finds when college's football team wins, male student grades drop. On the plus side, male students get laid more
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(13)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
The Buckeys get a one-year bowl ban. As if they'd be able to play in one next year anyway
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(120)
 
(slam online)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant says knee is 90% better. Doctors say it should completely heal since he'll no longer have to use it to beg his wife's forgiveness
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(15)
 
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
59-year old woman needs to make 114' hole-in-one hockey shot for a chance to win a truck. Do you believe in miracles?
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(43)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Another college football coach shamed in an NCAA scandal...for paying his staff out of his own pocket. Go dawgs
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(57)
 
(Deadspin)
 
Video
 
ESPN later regretted putting its crowd mic in the middle of a section of extremely drunk Florida International fans
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(35)
 


Tue December 20, 2011
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Daily News sportswriter Bill Conlin "retires" amid allegations that he has completed the creepy old guy child molester trifecta
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(64)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Almost 20,000 Premier League goals have been scored, and here's an infographic breakdown of who's scored them and where they've been scored
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(34)
 
(TheSunNews)
 
 
 
No, it is not April 1st. Former Ameritrade CEO was picked as head football coach for college. He's looking to make some trades (at $5 each)
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Pack is still #1 and Tebow saves...the Broncos from falling too far. It's your Week 16 Power Rankings
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(318)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Orioles make huge off season installment, put Hall of Fame talent in outfield
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(18)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest: Sports tab headlines
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(69)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Young NFL quarterback has led his team back from big deficits four times this year but you're not hearing much about him because he has good throwing mechanics and doesn't thank Jesus every other sentence
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(124)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Super Bowl to be streamed online (legally) for first time
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(18)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
25 athletes with strange obsessions
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(47)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scottish Premier League wants to create "safe-standing areas" in stadiums, though the thought of thousands of people standing and leaping about in seated areas worries them
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(16)
 
(Pro Hockey Talk)
 
 
 
Newest contender for dumbest Stanley Cup rioter emerges. "Unlike many others that night, [he] allegedly had his surname emblazoned across his back on a hockey jersey"
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(36)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Motorists traveling on Ga. 400 surprised to see that Dominique Wilkins and the Atlanta Hawks have their tolls covered
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Annoying Tim Tebow fans. New Hotness: Hysterical rants that fear Tebow is ushering in a new fundamentalism
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(89)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
ESPN analyst Craig James to capitalize on his success in hounding Mike Leach out of Texas Tech by running for US Senate
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(66)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas Rangers win right to negotiate with Japanese phenom Yu Darvish for *raises pinky to mouth* 51.7 million dollars
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(40)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
America can rest easy as Jeremy Shockey is patrolling the sidelines to ensure proper displays of patriotism
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(68)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Not News: Steelers-49ers game delayed. News: Because of exploding transformer. Fark: The stadium is in "Candlestick Park"
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(101)
 


Mon December 19, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Pittsburgh Steelers do the the San Francisco 49ers the same thing that happened the last time Ben Roethlisberger and a bunch of pills were mixed? Find out on Monday Night Football, 8:30 PM ET on ESPN
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(2024)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Could Big SHHOOWWW open a can of peas on Mizark? Is it Game over for Kevin Nash's quad? Is the Winter of Punk still on? WWWYKIt's RAW at 9pm est tonight, Sucka
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(1435)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
All of Ryan Braun's fans can breath a sigh of relief. His positive test result for a banned substance was caused by "medication he was taking for a private medical issue" and not performance enhancing drugs
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(94)
 
(SB Nation)
 
Video
 
Carolina Panthers run trick play that's compared to the annexation of Puerto Rico
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(36)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Colorado company is making Tebrew Beer in honor of Broncos QB Tim Tebow. And just like Tebow, the beer is said to be all foam, no substance
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Penn State QB hurt in locker room fight. At least he didn't bend over and take it
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(41)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger to take enough painkillers to kill an elephant and start against the San Francisco 49ers tonight on MNF
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(193)
 

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