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Sun December 11, 2011
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
English Premier League is USA's top soccer league, with huge edge in TV ratings, talent, and salaries over MLS. "The passion that you see in the Premiership, it's unique. It's something that really draws American fans in"
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(146)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lakers: "Screw you guys, I'm going home"
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(88)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
NFL Blackout? What NFL blackout?
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(59)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Hottest athletes of the last 25 years. Sure, it's a slideshow, but seriously... 2008 FTW
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(111)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Colts pick up their first win of the season? Can the Bears maul Teebus? Will the Giants defeat the Cowboys to tie up the NFC East? It's the NFL Week 14 thread (games start at 1 PM ET on CBS and Fox)
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(4633)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The nameplate from a 1937 LNER Gresley Class B17/4 4-6-0 locomotive, the "Manchester United", has sold for $125,000. There's no way to explain this America, except that it involves both football and the wearing of anoraks
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(11)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's virtual crunch time again, so which players have the best -- and worst -- matchups for the fantasy playoffs? Here comes the (sports) science. It's your Week 14 Fantasy Football thread
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(64)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Visit the Ukraine for the 2012 soccer Euro Cup - come for the cheap beer and hookers, stay for the police beatings and extortion
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(16)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
A sobering look at the post-NFL lives of the 1986 Cincinnati Bengals
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(58)
 
(YouTube)
 
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Montana State Bobcats got murdered by Sam Houston State today, but that didn't stop 'Cats receiver Elvis Akpla from making what could be the greatest catch of all time
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(70)
 


Sat December 10, 2011
(CBS Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Note to marathon organizers, do not use dirty trash cans as receptacles for your runners' drinking water
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(15)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So, that's how he won the NL MVP. Ryan Braun tested positive for PEDs
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(164)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
RG3 FTW
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(157)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
I went to a fight and a basketball game broke out
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(65)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
UFC 140 discussion thread. Jon Jones and Lyoto Machida. Plus big Nog, little Nog, pour yourself a glass of eggnog, the Hairrow and many more great fighters will take to the octagon. First fights start at 5:50pm ET
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(667)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What, you thought the college football regular season was over? It ain't over 'till Army and Navy play. Plus actual college football PLAYOFF games to round out a college football Saturday (Army-Navy 2:30 PM Eastern, CBS)
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(220)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
You kidding me? UCLA hired Jim Mora as their new coach??? Good thing college football doesn't have a playoff
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(33)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The NFL's still real to me, dammit
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(81)
 


Fri December 09, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
BREAKING NEWS: James Harrison still doesn't understand NFL rules regarding helmet-to-helmet hits
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(144)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The coolest sports pictures of 2011 in simple, non-slideshow form
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who should this year's NFL MVP be? Difficulty: ESPN
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(168)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Media reports Chris Paul traded to Lakers for Gasol and Odom, but Commish Stern kills the deal. Training camp starts tomorrow. Awkward
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(308)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB's new media dress code bans visible undergarments, tank tops, muscle shirts, short skirts. Among those not allowed in dugouts or locker room are Popeye, Lady Gaga, Superman
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(54)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
For the record, Mr. Cool Ice no longer has the world's douchiest tattoo. This moron's Tebow centaur has now taken the lead
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(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert is writing letters again, now with less Comic Sans
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Heard this before? Top 10 Duke (sucks), loses to lesser-ranked Kentucky team. Ah, but there are boobies
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(14)
 
(MMA Junkie)
 
 
 
MMA fighter fired for Tweeting joke from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", to be sent to rehab with Sinbad and Rob Thomas
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(85)
 


Thu December 08, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
First baseman from Los Angeles baseball team in the news today. No not that one. James Loney arrested for DUI after hitting three cars on the freeway
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(26)
 
(Some Photobomber)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers: Top-rated quarterback, Super Bowl MVP, massive attention whore
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(111)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
NBA players won't be tested for pot in order to prevent half the players in the league from being suspended
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(21)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
At Notre Dame 35 and 27 will get you fired, at The University of Kansas it will get a building named after you
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(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bring your daughter to the slaughter, it's your Browns-Steelers discussion thread
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(1136)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
If you need another reason to hate on the Miami Heat, here you go. Miami sucks
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(193)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Colts owner Jim Irsay sees no reason to string along Indianapolis fans any longer, admits Manning probably won't play in 2011
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(103)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yet more evidence that's ESPN fake "Total QB" rating is Total BS: QBs rated ahead of Eli Manning this week included Tyler Palko, Dan Orlovsky, Blaine Gabbert, and Josh Johnson
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(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The real reason for Denver's turnaround
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(96)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Archie Manning: "I talked to Andrew Luck's father and we both think it is best for everyone if Peyton Manning and Andrew Luck were not playing on the same team"
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(94)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Woman involved in bicycle crash while training for the London Paralympic games, now out of the hospital and hopes to compete as a cyclist during the Olympic games instead. Wait... Something's backwards here
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(19)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
After dropping a quarter billion for Pujols, Angels add Rangers lefty C.J. Wilson to their pitching rotation, think that "Yankees West" has a nice ring to it
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(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pujols to become Angel in LA, Devil in St. Louis
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(171)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Brewers GM Doug Melvin: All right, so K-Rod REALLY wants to be a closer. So we'll offer him arbitration, he'll decline, and we'll get some good draft picks Wait, what? We now have a $14 million setup man? Welp, we're screwed
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(25)
 
(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
Man busted with two illegally killed deer in his possession was wearing hat reading "Registered Maine Poacher". Somewhere in Maine, a village is missing their idiot
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(32)
 


Wed December 07, 2011
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Terrell Owens' birthday bash is only slightly less depressing than Kirk Cameron's
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(56)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two elementary school teachers caught having sex in stadium bathroom at a Buffalo Bills game. Hey, at least someone scored
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(57)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Packers Linebacker charged with beating his girlfriend. IMO, she would be better off dating someone from the Colts. They don't beat anyone
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(71)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jerry Sandusky arrested on new sex abuse charges. Must be a day ending in "Y"
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(155)
 
(UEFA)
 
 
 
Who goes home, who goes to the Europa League, and who goes on for chance at glory? Chelsea, Porto, and AC Milan are among those in action in today's Champions League thread
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(147)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
Slideshow of NFL cheerleaders putting on a disgusting display of skin and cleavage and the objectification of women. I mean...just LOOK at 'em
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paulina Gretzky's absence from Twitter nearly as short as a hockey penalty. Let the high-sticking resume
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(23)
 
(Viral Footage)
 
Video
 
Kick returner receives ball in the end zone, forgets to kneel. Oops
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(99)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You know you paid your starting pitcher too much when you can't even get the Mets to take him off your hands after you offer to pay $8 million of the money he is still owed on his contract
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another Pagan moves to San Francisco
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(26)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Armless 1932 golfer has better game than you, better fashion sense than John Daly
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(28)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
What four other scrambling quarterbacks think of Tim Tebow. Opinions range from "I'm probably his biggest fan" to "enjoy the circus while it's in town"
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(161)
 


Tue December 06, 2011
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Apparently, signing Jeff Garcia as the third-string quarterback is what Houston needed to do to get a thread. Happy now, Texans fans?
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(52)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Spartan Stadium could be getting new scoreboards, bottomless pit
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(24)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Jared Allen to Ray Edwards: How would like a COCK PUNCH
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(32)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Detroit Tiger Brandon Inge has his first ever multiple hit day
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Boise State tired of winning, joins real conference
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(160)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Passengers dispute Ndamukong Suh's version of car crash events. So Suh me
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(59)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 14 Packer Rankings
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(390)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
An analysis of the final human ballots in the BCS race. Conclusion: Harris voters were all over the place, and "Coaches voted along conference lines"
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(88)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby, in anticipation of his March concert in Denver, asks Tebow for nice weather, pudding
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(28)
 
(Grantland)
 
 
 
Week 14 in the Premier League: That strange, vertigo-inducing television angle at White Hart Lane makes the matches look like a video game. If that's the case, that kid from The Last Starfighter is currently controlling the Tottenham team
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(18)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
Suspicious item found at San Diego baseball park; authorities determine the item to be a winning season
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Red Sox send Terry Francona to ESPN, completing trade for Bobby Valentine
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(21)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Instead of scoring the game winning TD, delivering his school its first ever championship, QB flagged for illegal celebration for raising his hand before scoring
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(223)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick sunbathing in Maui gets male pulses revved up, engines started
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(92)
 
(SaveOnBrew)
 
 
 
Beer prices at all 30 NHL arenas. Beer or college for the kids?
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(153)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Are you looking for an 'over the top' kind of gal with one hell of a good grip? These women have what you want
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(15)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Norris, Adams, Patrick, Smythe: NHL Realigns
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(250)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Jim Schwartz says some Detroit Lions players "may" face punishment for their actions during their game against the Saints, but says he saw nothing warranting suspension. Yes, even the guy who put his hands on a ref
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(60)
 
(96.1 KISS)
 
Video
 
Weatherman says he'll wear wife's Colts panties if they lose another game. Now would be a good time to come back Peyton
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(34)
 


Mon December 05, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Red Sox look to pick up Buckner. Yes, that one
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(25)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Congratulations to the first NBA player to come out, unless he was just Twitterjacked
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(48)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Tim Tebow is making me question my atheism." With good reason. Clearly, selling his soul to Satan has paid off for the Broncos
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(40)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Riversface vs. Gabbert. Norv Turner vs. Norv Turner. Khan. It's a crap game, but it's still your official Monday Night Football thread
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(649)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Brodus Clay FINALLY make his debut? Will John Cena slide towards the dark side? Who will The Miz beat up this week? How many pipe bombs will CM PUNK say this week? Woo woo woo Raw is live on USA 9 pm est
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(1417)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The 2011 Sportsman of the Year suuuuuuuuuuucks
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(59)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Headline: "Brett Favre would talk to Bears." Story: "The Bears haven't contacted the 42-year-old Favre, who has spent a good portion of his recent days hunting, and it's highly doubtful the team is interested"
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(197)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Barnaby arrested for DWI. Woodrow the Woodsman inconsolable
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(34)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Remember how the Arizona Cardinals started the season 1-6? They're still in the wildcard hunt after defeating the Dallas Cowboys
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(61)
 
(CSN Chicago)
 
 
 
Bears last week: "We're good with Caleb Hanie. Take a hike Donnie Drama." Bears this week: "Perhaps we were a bit hasty Mr. McNabb"
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(79)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Offensive fireworks expected at Alamo Bowl, will spell out "Qué poca madre"
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(22)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sports Celebrity Redhead in hot water over nude photo scandal. BUT before you click
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(27)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ron Santo finally voted into Cooperstown by the Veterans Committee. It's heel clicking time at Sheffield and Addison
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(123)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
An SEC team will finally lose the BCS title game
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(248)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Patriots fans throw snowballs and batteries at Peyton Manning in Foxboro ... just kidding, they're disappointed he wasn't playing and wished him a speedy recovery. This isn't Philadelphia, after all
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(85)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Five NFL players delivering the worst return on investment
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(61)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Packers clinch NFC North, Rodgers does the Discount Double Check
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(129)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Let's see: Commit a bunch of stupid penalties? Check. Throw a couple of key interceptions? Yep. Commit dumb mental mistakes not worthy of junior varsity? Of course. Welcome back Detroit Lions
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(44)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jason Garrett becomes first head coach in years to successfully ice a kicker. Fail tag appears because it was his kicker
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(87)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Marlins agree to contract with Jose Reyes
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(108)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Madonna confirmed to headline Super Bowl halftime show. This is not a post from 1985. Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot
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(187)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow wins on the back of the defense, rushing g- what do you mean it was 35-32 and he threw for over 200 yards?
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(204)
 

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