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Sun November 13, 2011
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(Last Angry Fan)
 
Video
 
Bruins surprise parents of National Guardsman on hand for ceremonial face-off by bringing son home from Afghanistan. Who left this bowl of dusty onions here?
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(70)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
It's not enough for Manny Pacquiao to defeat his foes. He also has to sing "La Bamba" to them
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(17)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Federer betterer
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(6)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
SHERIFF OF NUDE-INGHAM: Inspired by Jon Stewart, Self-Described Ferocious Nudist Runs For Sheriff. Guess That Re-Defines The 'Long Arm Of The Law' Idiom.
 
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Of all the Cleveland Browns in the world, you're the Cleveland Browniest
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(77)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
The Texans Brian Cushing goes full psycho, gets head-butted without his helmet. "My face feels like D-Day"
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(37)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Chris Jericho says that he'll never break the walls down for the WWE again
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(84)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The greatest catch in NFL history that doesn't count
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(32)
 
(Some Race Comic)
 
 
 
NASCAR is in Phoenix. Will the repaved track have a second groove? Will Kyle behave himself? Will the showers stay away? Green flag at 3:15ET
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(371)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Jaguars keep the Colts in the Basement? Will the Patriots find a way to lose again? Can the Bills do what they couldn't in two consecutive Super Bowls? It's the NFL Week 10 thread (games start at 1 PM ET on CBS and Fox)
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(3847)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Marlins debut their new stadium and uniforms, and...oh, dear God
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(90)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Pretty fast for a piece of junk
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(7)
 
(Speed TV)
 
 
 
Sebastian Vettel ties Nigel Mansell's record for taking 14 poles in a single season, is hoping to smoke 'em at the start and show everyone else his rear end all day. Abu Dhabi Grand Prix live at 7:30 AM ET
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Boise State's perfect record is no longer boisterous
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(134)
 
(Metro US)
 
 
 
Don't profess to obsess or possess distress in excess about egress over duress, Burress made progress in the process and will confess that he'll impress the Jets with finesse and success
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(22)
 


Sat November 12, 2011
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Lamont wants to manage the Red Sox. You big dummy
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(22)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yankees manager happy to have Sabathia back. You know, they *do* make an ointment for that
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(3)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In the end, Penn State comes up a little behind
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(122)
 
(Deadspin)
 
Video
 
BBC reports on Penn State scandal, uses extremely unfortunate abbreviation for "assistant coach"
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(20)
 
(Boxing Scene)
 
 
 
♪ Sometimes when we punch ♪ It's your official Pacquiao vs Marquez III fight thread
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(182)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
New Hampshire man raises $66,000 for vets by making a million free throws over two years. In other news, Shaquille O'Neal raises $1.38
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(18)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods still having trouble getting the balls into the holes once he gets past the rough. Don't worry, big fella... we all go through this when we get older
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(14)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Velasquez vs Dos Santos airs live and free on FOX at 9pm ET / 6pm PT. Beginning at 4:45pm ET / 1:45pm ET, viewers can watch nine prelim bouts for free on Foxsports.com or on Facebook
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(443)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Penn State or Nebraska prevail in the AWKward Bowl? Can Texas Tech knock off another #2? Will Wisconsin score 100 on Minnesota? And the biggest game of the day is in the Pac-12? It's college football
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(2076)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Could Pujols, Reyes, and Buehrle all be taking their talents to South Beach?
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(60)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
No Premier League games, but the international friendlies are going on today with South Africa v Ivory Coast, Wales v Norway, and the match everybody's watching: England v Spain
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Qatar 2009: "Air conditioned stadiums? Of course the stadiums will have air-conditioning. Who'd want to sit for 90 minutes in 120 degree heat?" Qatar 2011: "Air conditioning is for pussies"
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(65)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Are you ready for some lobbying?
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(29)
 
(Slanch Report)
 
 
 
Not News: soccer team gets haircuts, Fark: shave QR codes for a betting website into their heads
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(7)
 


Fri November 11, 2011
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kidnapped Major League baseball catcher Wilson Ramos safe at home
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(35)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Penn State's Mike McQueary is in protective custody
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(496)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
There's been a Vincent Jackson sighting
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(9)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
For Leafs fans craving an update on the status of James Reimer, here's an interview with the most qualified of sources: his mom
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(19)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
1950's Penn State player shows how a REAL Nittany Lion reacts to this scandal: he donates $$$ to Sandusky's defense
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(303)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will The Wall be able to tear down Davey Boy Smith? Will Randy Savage versus Eddie Guerrero steal the show? Will That 70s Guy Mike Awesome versus Bobby Duncum not suck? This is your WCW Thunder thread
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(211)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Penn state attorney who reviewed the 1998 allegations against Jerry Sandusky also happened to represent the Second Mile at the time. Huh. That was convenient
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(624)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And the Three most hated coaches in the NFL as voted by the players are: exactly who you'd expect
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(72)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Guess who is back on top of the leaderboard?
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(37)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
John Daly pulls a tin cup without the heartwarming redemption
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(23)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: A man was stabbed during a fight at a Raider game
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"It is difficult to get sponsorship because no company wants to be associated with girls in bikinis"
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
San Diego Chargers lose disappointing fourth game in a row as team continues to go in Riverse
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(132)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
The worst group of fans imaginable have begun sending death threats to the Penn State whistle blower
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(320)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Legendary Chicago Bear Willie Gault's Super Bowl ring has been picked off
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(33)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Venezuelan anti-kidnapping / ransom experts join investigation of Wilson Ramos' disappearance. Government prepares for usual demands of $1 million and a player to be named later
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(7)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
US Senate to Joe Paterno: No, you can't have a Presidential Medal of Freedom. Not yours
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(82)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If Fred Jackson's looking for extra motivation for game against the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones tore down his childhood home
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(19)
 


Thu November 10, 2011
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Perhaps the only good things to come out of the Sandusky scandal are the fake Amazon reviews of his book
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(76)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Taiwanese animators take on PSU scandal. Come for the shower scene, stay for MJ and the bouncing pedobears
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(29)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Will Philip Rivers shiat the bed three weeks in a row? Will Carson Palmer commit a felony on the way to the game to show he's a real Raider? Your Thursday Night Football thread is here
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(1029)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Monday Night Raw ratings continue to get bodyslammed through a press table
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(161)
 
(NESN)
 
 
 
The PSU scandal may have taken a very icky turn for the worse
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(914)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nationals' catcher, Wilson Ramos, kidnapped by armed gunmen from his home in Venezuela. He probably couldn't hear them coming over the loud BZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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(29)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Why the NCAA should consider the "Death Penalty" for Penn State Football
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(339)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Flyers bring the "four corner stall" to hockey
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(76)
 
(Goal)
 
 
 
What do you do on your first day back at "work", after being suspended for refusing to "work"? If you're Carlos Tevez, you head out on vacation to the other side of the planet
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(8)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Wes Welker finds a way to finally be the tallest man in the room
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(32)
 
(some PSU guy)
 
 
 
Sympathetic open letter to Penn State fans from a Buckeye
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(42)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
In honor of Joe Paterno, Penn State students are going to witness illegal acts and then fail to report them to the authorities
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(721)
 


Wed November 09, 2011
(ABC)
 
 
 
JoePa says he'll retire at season's end. He'll be lucky if he isn't fired first
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(1987)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
HOF basketball player Ed Macauley dies at 83. Was traded by the Celtics for Bill Russell. Boston fans forever indebted
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(9)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New England Patriots tell Albert Haynesworth to go be fat somewhere else
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(79)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
University of North Dakota will no longer Sioux NCAA to keep their nickname
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(97)
 
(Goal)
 
 
 
Chinese want the Real Madrid-Barcelona game to be played at mid-day to make it more convenient for them to bandwagon Real
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(18)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Most disliked NFL players. Having to click through the slideshow makes you hate them even more
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(129)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers find old-fashioned leather football helmets were as effective as - sometimes better than - current models
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(60)
 


Tue November 08, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Sandusky Blitz" ice cream, which just happened to be banana with chocolate, peanuts, and caramel, yanked from Penn State's ice cream parlor
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(732)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather Jr. to knock out Joe Frazier's funeral costs
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(50)
 
(Metro US)
 
 
 
Latest nude photos released to the public? Michael Vick (with photoshopped badness)
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(19)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
10 thoughts on Bears' win over Eagles. Excluded from these thoughts is: "Good God, the Eagles are horrible"
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(64)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wait? #12? Are you sure? Below the Jets?? This can't possibly be the NFL Power Rankings (week 10)
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(343)
 
(The X Log)
 
 
 
Of all people bashing Tony Romo's relationship status, it shouldn't be Tiki Barber
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(11)
 
(Total Pro Sports)
 
 
 
The nine most annoying players in the NHL, aside from the entire Flyers roster
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(117)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
Boobies
 
The hottest heartbreakers in sports (Not safe for work if your work doesn't tolerate bikinis)
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Straight 260-pound rugby player has a freak stroke, wakes up fabulous. That must have been some stroke
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(120)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Forget The Chicago Fire and The Haymarket Riot. There is a looming possibility that Chicago may soon suffer a disaster more devastating, and at the same time more fabulous, than those two combined, The Great North Side Riot of 2011
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(29)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears get a rare vicktory over the Eagles
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(85)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
20 years ago a prominent sports figure told the world he was HIV-positive. Magically, he's still here
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(47)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
If you had Kentucky over Morehouse by 86, you got greedy
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(40)
 


Mon November 07, 2011
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Down goes Frazier
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(204)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Are you ready for some Monday Night Football? Wait, can we still say that? Anyway, the Bears take on the Eagles in a vain attempt to give fans hope. It's your Monday Night Football discussion thread
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(1213)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Brian Pillman v Curt Hennig be an all time classic? Will Bryan Adams defeat the Public Enemy in a handicap match? Will Bam Bam get the drop on Benoit this week? This is your WCW Monday Nitro thread
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(1326)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Tony Romo will continue to shine, no matter what Jessica Simpson says
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(101)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Things to do during the 2011 Tour de France: Win five stages, check. Win the Green Jersey, check. Knock up hottie Page Three model girlfriend, check
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(43)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you had NBA tickets for December, it's ... oh forget it, you know the rest
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(135)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New bill would end NFL blackouts. In related news, TV stations will now be forced to suffer through broadcasting Dolphins games
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(63)
 
(SportsGrid)
 
Video
 
Michael Strahan's epic celebration of Eli Manning leading another fourth-quarter comeback against the Patriots
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(92)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Watch Bills DB Drayton Florence scare the bejeezus out of Mark Sanchez
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(27)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Muhammad Ali urges Joe Frazier to stick and move against liver cancer
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If there's one nice thing you can say about the Colts, it's that they're consistent
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(34)
 
(My Fox Detroit)
 
 
 
Middle school football coach puts on a helmet and pads, breaks a kid's collarbone, then calls him a faker when he complains
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(34)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns fan to Cleveland Browns: "YOU ARE A FACTORY OF SADNESS"
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(57)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver Occupies Oakland
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(123)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Greatest false start celebration in the history of the National Football League
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(32)
 

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