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Sun November 06, 2011
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(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
From frat house to SEC kicker in under an hour. Kicker injured in pregame so the coaches call a frat house. Farkworthy coach's quote: "Hey, an intoxicated [kicker] is better than nobody"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Former NBA center Oliver Miller pleads guilty to pistol whipping at a cookout, living large
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Move over Vanderbilt, the SEC is getting a new punching bag
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This ladies and gentlemen, is how you add insult to injury. Or more precisely, how to add jail time to public embarrassment. Stay classy TO
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
We've reached the seventh race of the Chase, the contenders are dwindling, and Rowdy's been sent home. It's your AAA Texas 500(ESPN, 3PM EST) discussion thread
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Colts and Dolphins keep their bizarro-perfect seasons going? Will the Packers provide us with more epic Riversface of Defeat? How will Tebow fail this time? It's the NFL Week 9 thread (games start at 1 PM ET on CBS and Fox)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's red hot MLB prospect is a 6'5" pitcher with a 96mph fastball, throwing five consecutive sub-2.00 ERA seasons and comes to you ... from Japan
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"If [LSU-Alabama] was The Game of the Century, then I want my 100 years back...these two teams deserve a BCS championship rematch like Kim Kardashian deserves to keep her wedding gifts"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Will Man City face misery without Kompany at QPR? Will Terry and Chelsea slip up again? Can Sunderland spoil Ferguson's anniversary? It's your EPL discussion thread for this week
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
They might seem like superheroes, but remember ... they put their panties on one incredibly long, shapely leg at a time, just like you do
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Sat November 05, 2011
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns players are sympathetic of Peyton Hillis' struggles to get back on the field after an injury. Just kidding; Seneca Wallace is throwing him under the bus
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
You *can* go Thome again
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(UFC)
 
 
 
UFC 138 discussion thread. Chris Leben and Mark Muñoz go toe-to-toe in merry old England. Facebook prelims start at 2pm and the main card starts at 8pm ET
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former Penn State assistant coach arrested for putting it into the endzone before turf was installed
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Puerto Rican baseball team ready to relaunch the Rocket
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stay classy, Tiger Woods' ex-caddie
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Giants' David Tyree relives his famous helmet reception in Super Bowl XLII. Yeah ...it's a catch 42
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Smokin' Joe Frazier is struggling to beat the Grim Reaper's 10-count
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can K-State show Oklahoma State that they're the best little brother? Can Arkansas handle some Cocks? Can Nebraska show Northwestern why 'N' is for knowledge? Oh yeah, and LSU plays Alabama. It's college football
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch lost his damn mind at Texas. Again. Now has the rest of the weekend off to think about how to top it next year
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Fri November 04, 2011
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Want a Larry Bird/Magic Johnson Musical? You're in luck
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(TSN)
 
 
 
I hate having to be the harbinger of doom, but The Leafs are 1st, with the Oilers in second
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
O's are 0 for 3 this offseason, as in three different GM candidates have turned them down
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Big Ben leads parade of NFL players who wear their wedding bands during games because their wives like it
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(With Leather)
 
 
 
David Freese could score with any number of not unattractive women
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather: "I'm fighting Manny Pacquiao May 5." Manny Pacquiao: "That's the first I've heard of it"
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(TSN)
 
 
 
NBA players continue to keep busy during lockout by playing in college scrimmages, working out at local gyms, marrying & divorcing Kardashians
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"What did you get, Charlie Brown?" "I got a ramen"
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Iranian soccer players face 74 lashes after celebrating ending a losing streak with a televised UFIA w/ pic
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Thu November 03, 2011
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
In an extremely shocking bit of news, Peyton Manning says his healing process is 'going slow'
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Dear Internet, please stop making fun of 24-year-old virgins. Thanks
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Butt sentenced to 30 months of asking for no balls
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Yankees be SHOPPIN'
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't call it a comeback. Roger Clemens has been here for years
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dammit Tebow, stop being such a good sport
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chauncey Billups said he would sacrifice his $14M salary for a fair NBA CBA, like we really would believe that
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(EITB)
 
 
 
Enjoy all the Champions League goals including the second quickest goal ever, scored after just 12 seconds
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Dentist claims Pete Rose hustled him for $3000 in services. Case now goes to small claims court and doctor says all bets are off
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old news: Norwegian soccer player hits 62-yard header for a goal. New news: Japanese soccer player hits 63-yard header for a goal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Getting a tattoo of the Super Bowl XLVI Champion Houston Texans on your forearm? That is Texas sized FAIL
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Wed November 02, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Question: How the fark did UGA actually manage to beat the Florida Gators for the first time in eternity? Answer: *
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(Deadspin)
 
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Northern Illinois linebacker suspended for sacking opposing team's band member
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The old ESPN Zone in DC is auctioning off everything. So you can get nostalgic over watching 37 games at once and paying $15 for a burger while doing it
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Lions fans have suffered enough. Please sign petition to keep Nickelback out of half-time show. PLEASE
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mets settle suit with woman injured by falling fat man, decide against playing "It's Raining Men" at Shea Stadium
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mets pitcher R.A. Dickey to climb Mt. Kilimanjaro. That's one way to get out of the basement
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Shaquille O'Neal: "Hey, LeBron, how's my ass taste?"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Autopsy reveals that NFL legend and "Police Academy" star Bubba Smith died from drug intoxication. Co-star Michael Winslow makes a sad slide whistle noise
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs fire Quade, start the reactor
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tebow (greater than) ESPN moderators trying to delete every "X Tebow" joke
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(News 1130)
 
 
 
In formerly Soviet Russia, pilots apply brakes during takeoff
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former NASCAR driver Jeremy Mayfield arrested for the Octane 93 Meth he was holdng
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(With Leather)
 
 
 
If the villain from "Cape Fear" covered himself with Chicago Bears tattoos, he'd be this guy
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sports association drug tester comes to Serena Williams' mansion. Naturally, Serena locks herself in a panic room
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(Grantland)
 
 
 
Week 10 in the Premier League: Chelsea v. Arsenal was "an incredible, 90-minute sales pitch on why this can be the most electrifying sport in the world"
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Inter, Manchester City, Ajax, and Real Madrid are among the sides in action in today's Champions League matches
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dodgers and MLB finally agree on sale proceedings. Subby can already see a Cuban in the distance
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Montreal signs midfielder Ubiparipovic for debut season. That is--until someone tricks him into saying his name backward and sends him back to the 5th dimension
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Tue November 01, 2011
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Patriots receiver Julian Edelman goes full Roethlisberger. You never go full Roethlisberger man
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(City TV)
 
 
 
Shaq once threatened to kill Kobe Bryant
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Redskins recover the Tashard Choice turnover
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unfortunately for UNC, the jerseys for their game against MSU on USS Carl Vinson have been unveiled
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
NASCAR team owner Rick Hendricks suffers broken bones after crashing in Jimmie Johnson's plane. No word if Chad Knaus called to ask if his back was cracked
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Butt could face seven years in PMITA prison after being found guilty of ensuring the delivery of three intentional no-balls
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baltimore jumps above the Patriots after barely escaping a "trap game" in this week's NFL Power Rankings (Week 9)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Baltimore's original NFL franchise certificate found in trash and restored. Art Modell still wanted by people in Cleveland for Libyan dictator-style questioning
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sabathia agrees on contract extension with Yankees worth $25M, says the possibility of him opting out of his contract wasn't about money
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
After explaining how Oakland's young group of wide receivers shouldn't be pushed aside to make room for Terrell Owens, Carson Palmer explains how they should be pushed aside to make room for TJ Houshmandzadeh
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Iranian football federation suspends soccer players for celebrating a goal in an "immoral" manner: a fanny pat. Subby thinks it really should depend on the Persian doing it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Big East to WVU: Hey, don't get too excited, you can't leave for the Big XII until 2014. WVU to Big East: Get farked
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
AC Milan, Barca, Chelsea, Arsenal, and Porto are among the teams in action in today's Champions League thread
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Chiefs win the Monday Night Football game, Philip Rivers wins the costume contest for his excellent Tony Romo outfit
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Marathon runner falls over dead just short of the finish line. Nobody likes a quitter
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Mon October 31, 2011
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mexican wrestling superheroes vs. Zombies, Werewolves, and Vampires
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Federer is betterer at Swiss indoorer event
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
94-66 = a great win if you were playing basketball. What? It was a Football game?
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(With Leather)
 
 
 
Raffi's worst crime since Bananaphone
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(E Wrestling News)
 
 
 
Will Stadler and Waldforf do commentary? Will the great white Sheamus meet me me me me me me? Will Miss Piggy beat up some Divas? Find out on WWE Raw live on USA 8pm
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Nebraska volleyball player turns herself in after hitting two motorcyclists with her jeep. And by turning herself in, the newspaper means she stopped a half-mile away because her front tire was shredded
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will we see the Epic Riversface of Defeat, or will the Chefs play like their usual selves? It's the San Diego Chargers vs. the Kansas City Chiefs on Monday Night Football (8:30 PM on ESPN)
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(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
What's this? A Detroit Lions game flexed to a better spot in week 10? Surely, the end times are upon us
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
PAC-12 refs to Lane Kiffin: "♫ You can't always get what you wanttttt ♫"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Division leading Leafs jump 7 spots into 5th in this week's power rankings. Yes, you read that correctly
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(YouTube)
 
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Not news: Soccer player falls to the ground. Fark: After getting sucker punched from behind by a fan. Ultra Fark: Fan promptly receives a few kicks to the head from the player's team
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(With Leather)
 
 
 
NFL cheerleaders are pretty good at the whole Halloween costume thing
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN's Statheads correct "Total QBR" stat to say what everyone else already knew: Rodgers is the best QB in the NFL, Tebow is the absolute worst
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Cowboys owner not concerned by loss: 'There is absolutely no alarm in me'. Apparently Jerry has no mirrors in his house
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NHL all-star game will be known as the 2012 Tim Hortons NHL All-Star Game
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
CC Sabathia sits on Yankees offer. Offer suffocates to death. CC Sabathia on the run from police
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Tony LaRussa just hit a walkoff win, retires
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chris Johnson finally explodes, rushing for 340 yards against one of the best run defenses in the NFL. Wait, remove the 0 and change "explodes" to "fizzles" and "best" to "worst"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you build it, he will come ... and eventually buy it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After receiving racy email photos from a fan, soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo confuses 'delete' and 'forward'. Hilarity ensues
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Big Ben and the Steelers are "a champion... ready to re-impose its will on opponents". Tag is for article's choice of words
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"An intrepid Gameday sign-maker decided to provide visual proof that ESPN is surrounded by a bunch of penises"
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