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Sun September 25, 2011
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(ESPN) Fail Anyone up for dissing on the Red Sox as they lose their lead in the Wild Card race?  (scores.espn.go.com) (510)
(SportsGrid) Followup Fox apologizes for fabricating headlines about Jay Cutler that should have been true anyway (some advertisements in link may be NSFW)  (sportsgrid.com) (34)
(Life.com) Interesting 100 years ago today, ground was broken for Fenway Park. Boston fans suffer through two years of chanting "Highlanders suck" before New York comes to its senses and renames its team the far more derision-worthy "Yankees"  (life.com) (25)
(NASCAR) Spiffy I'm too hungover to think of anything witty. It's your Sylvania 300 discussion thread  (nascar.com) (301)
(ESPN) Interesting Can the Detroit Lions and Buffalo Bills remain undefeated? Will the Raiders give Mark Sanchez an opportunity to eat another hot dog? It's the NFL Week 3 thread (games start at 1 PM ET on CBS and Fox)  (scores.espn.go.com) (4153)
(Fox News) Asinine MLB plans to add wildcard playoff round. Great... now we'll have to watch the World Series on Thanksgiving  (foxnews.com) (203)
(Detroit News) Fail Justin Verlander, trying for first MLB 25 win season since 1991, is denied by the New Yor... Bost..... Baltimore Orioles  (detnews.com) (36)
(BBC) Unlikely Night Race? Cars Turning Right? Way too early if you're hung over? It's your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Singapore thread. See if Schumacher Jr. lock up the championship live at 7:30 AM ET  (news.bbc.co.uk) (68)
(ESPN) Obvious Cubs find new, interesting way to lose  (scores.espn.go.com) (14)
(St. Petersburg Times) Unlikely KSU mistakes Miami (FL) for Miami (OH), accidentally schedules a respectable non-conference opponent for the first time in years... and somehow wins 28-24  (tampabay.com) (21)

Sat September 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Boomer Esiason wonders out loud how Tony Romo could possibly be cleared to play less than a week after having a punctured lung and broken rib  (nfl.com) (27)
(Some Fight Card) Spiffy Put down those chairs and take a seat, you CM Punks. This is your UFC 135 discussion thread. Rampage wants his belt back but Jon Jones says he is boned. The main event starts at 9pm ET  (ufc.com) (406)
(Some Guy) Obvious Favre will try his hand at color commentating, which comes as a relief to anyone that got a glimpse of his last hobby  (nfl.com) (13)
(Major League Baseball) Cool MLB to celebrate 200,000th game. That's what, four seasons?  (mlb.mlb.com) (34)
(ESPN) Amusing FARK's favorite golfer, John Daly, livens up the decorum during the 2nd round of the Austrian Open (w/video)  (espn.go.com) (29)
(JSOnline) Cool The Milwaukee Brewers win their first division title in 29 years. How long is that? Well, the last time they won it was the AL East  (jsonline.com) (199)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Followup The car salesman who was fired for wearing a Packers tie in Bears country is doing wonderfully, thanks very much. In other news, Jay Cutler was sacked twice while making coffee this morning  (southtownstar.suntimes.com) (50)
(ESPN) Spiffy Will West Virginia feel just like heaven for LSU? Will ASU give USC a shocker? Will Alabama have a hog roast? Will Oklahoma State or Texas A&M be the best little brother? It's your college football thread  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)
(YouTube) Amusing ESPN radio host takes on possum...and loses. Small town news at its finest  (youtube.com) (11)
(long island tennis) Spiffy Hot Dutch wheelchair tennis player wins 429th straight match, 19th consecutive Grand Slam title. Year after year continues to be on a roll  (longislandtennismagazine.com) (17)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Will Man City regain their swagger? Will Liverpool regain their self-respect? Will Arsenal regain any hope of Europe? All this plus Stoke tries to slow down a Man Utd juggernaut in this week's EPL thread  (dailymail.co.uk) (201)
(ESPN) Dumbass The season hasn't even started yet, but the Winnipeg Jets look to become the Cincinnati Bengals of the NHL  (espn.go.com) (41)

Fri September 23, 2011
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Unlikely Not news: Center fielder runs into third baseman. Fark: On the freeway  (startribune.com) (11)
(Chicago Tribune) Sick Health inspectors find numerous violations at Wrigley Field. Players are safe since they avoid anything that gives them the runs  (chicagotribune.com) (157)
(CBS News) Sad Former NFL lineman Orlando Brown dead at age 40. Excuse me, there's something in my eye  (cbsnews.com) (60)
(Some Guy) Amusing "People tweet and twaht and all this other stuff that's out." Huh huh...twaht  (nfl.com) (18)
(Yahoo) Amusing Mark Sanchez hot dog incident: Never forget, Oakland  (sports.yahoo.com) (118)
(Some Guy) Strange Pitcher so embarrassed to be a Florida Marlin he played for them under an assumed name  (nbcmiami.com) (68)
(ESPN) Hero Vick cleared to play, avoids PUP list  (espn.go.com) (76)
(Some Guy) Interesting 1985 Super Bowl winners to visit White House. Lyin' and Tigress and Bears? Oh, my  (wjbc.com) (41)
(USA Today) Asinine MLB teams limiting the number of energy drinks their players can consume. Players now wonder how they'll stay awake through an entire game  (usatoday.com) (25)
(Sporting News) Asinine Flyers' Wayne Simmonds has banana thrown at him during shootout. Should have saved a blue shell  (aol.sportingnews.com) (99)
(ESPN) Obvious Manny Ramirez is already out of money  (espn.go.com) (49)
(Yahoo) Interesting NBA veteran Sparcus Camby arrested for marijuana possession  (sports.yahoo.com) (24)
(CNN) Followup Dodger stadium beating victim Bryan Stow able to speak despite significant brain damage. His first words were "Go Red Sox"  (cnn.com) (28)

Thu September 22, 2011
(Some Guy) Stupid Tom Brady doesn't take his hair too seriously, other than using special shampoo specifically mixed for the pH of his sebum, and using deionized water to rinse it, and always letting it air dry and minimizing exposure to sunlight   (stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com) (102)
(Some Guy) Cool Tony Romo's ribs hurt so badly, he says it hurts to laugh. Doctors immediately prescribe bedrest, "Best Of Dane Cook" marathon  (abclocal.go.com) (115)
(ESPN) Amusing Oklahoma finally shows Texas the Big 8 did not join the SWC, but the SWC leftovers joined the Big 8. BOOMER SOONER  (espn.go.com) (121)
(ESPN) Cool East Carolina University Pirates apply for membership in the Big East, the buc stops here  (espn.go.com) (59)
(Bloomberg) Stupid Turkish soccer authorities ban men from attending stadium match. 50,000 women and children punished by sitting through 1-1 tie  (bloomberg.com) (20)
(ESPN) Amusing The New York Yankees win the AL East. It's okay, Red Sox Nation, your guys won the preseason ESPN.com expert panel 45-0  (sports.espn.go.com) (286)
(News 10 ABC Sacramento) Fail California narcotics detectives track a shipment of high grade marijuana. Of course, as one would expect, it ends up with the Cincinnati Bengals  (news10.net) (82)
(ESPN) Amusing It's hard pitching for the Red Sox in a playoff chase. It's harder when you're served with child support papers right before the game by a guy in a Yankees shirt  (espn.go.com) (36)
(NPR) Followup Remember that homeless Giants fan who suddenly disappeared without a trace? Well they found him... outside Dodger Stadium  (npr.org) (17)

Wed September 21, 2011
(ESPN) Followup NFL tells players: 'If you fake an injury, it won't be fake for long, Chrissy'  (espn.go.com) (122)
(EITB) Cool Bettitsu the parrot whistles the local soccer club's theme tune when the the team wins...and when they lose, when they're playing, not playing, when you're eating, showering, awake, asleep...  (eitb.com) (10)
(fan phooey) Dumbass If you were arrested and accused of stealing a Miami Dolphins jersey, it's probably not a good idea to wear it to court  (fanphooey.com) (21)
(ESPN) Spiffy NFL teams score record 172 touchdowns in first two weeks. Note to KC Chiefs: Thanks for your contribution of one  (espn.go.com) (123)
(TSN) Interesting Winnipeg Jets lose and win their first game  (tsn.ca) (56)
(New York Daily News) Obvious The Mets aren't hitting enough HRs, so do they: A) vow to sign a big HR threat in the offseason, B) attempt to trade for a power-hitting outfielder, or C) move the fences in at Citi Field?  (nydailynews.com) (48)
(CNN) Cool Yanks, Rays, Boston, Atlanta and St. Louis: MLB playoff races hang in the balance. It's your Wednesday MLB discussion thread. First game 12:35 pm ET  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (270)
(LA Times) Spiffy Clayton Kershaw of the Dodgers wins his 20th, including five wins vs. Giants--four of those vs. Lincecum--all at the (Cy) young age of 23  (latimes.com) (55)
(Yahoo) Cool Coming soon to a golf course near you: The Drive  (sports.yahoo.com) (20)
(LA Times) Spiffy Ravens sign Haloti Ngata to five-year, $61-million contract. Should finally be enough money to buy a vowel  (latimes.com) (31)
(Some Guy) Followup OU, OSU, Tx Tech, Texas: "We think we'll ditch the Big 12 for the Pac 12." Pac-12: "Uhhh, yeah, about that"   (eye-on-collegefootball.blogs.cbssports.com) (132)

Tue September 20, 2011
(ESPN) Misc The Cowboys, who moved up last week after a loss, now remain at 13 after OT win. Week two NFL power rankings  (espn.go.com) (202)
(SportsGrid) Video Fox NFL coverage caught fabricating news, assuring viewers they were "actual headlines"  (sportsgrid.com) (51)
(sports pickle) Amusing You can dislike the Twins' Joe Mauer while you're alive, but when you die, just let it go man  (sportspickle.com) (46)
(Some Guy) Cool Ian Kennedy becomes first pitcher in NL to win 20 games, as Arizona reduces magic number to 4, with 8 games left. Behold the fearsome majesty of Gibby-Ball  (foxsportsarizona.com) (60)
(Some Guy) Cool Charles Barkley explains the NCAA situation in plain and simple words...unfortunately closed captioning would have helped  (fanphooey.com) (44)
(Some Guy) Followup That guy on the sidelines that got spiked with a football after a Giants TD? He works for the Giants and he's fine, so you can stop caring now  (blogs.nfl.com) (29)
(Houston Chronicle) Obvious Italy posts record score against Russia at Rugby World Cup, loses all hope of any rubles in her bailout  (chron.com) (9)
(Canoe) Ironic Former NHL player, convicted of murder-for-hire plot, saves teammate that is having convulsions by doing exactly what you're not supposed to do  (slam.canoe.ca) (33)
(Daily Tar Heel) Interesting Details of UNC Football team's academic fraud revealed. In other news, UNC has a football team  (dailytarheel.com) (23)
(Chicago Tribune) Cool Ferris Bueller will be shown at Wrigley Field's first movie night Oct. 1, marking the first time in years the stadium will be used in October  (chicagotribune.com) (35)
(Some Guy) Followup French rugby player says France needs to 'stop being scared' at RWC or prepare to surrender to New Zealand's All Noirs  (taiwannews.com.tw) (3)
(NJ.com) Amusing With Mariano Rivera waiting to get #602, Yankees' Nick Swisher hears cheers after grounding into double play  (nj.com) (3)
(SportsGrid) Cool Hope Solo's debut performance on "Dancing with the Stars" for your perusal, featuring Hope in a dress...sort of...draping...thing, I suppose (video)  (sportsgrid.com) (47)
(ESPN) Misc Tony Romo played with a broken rib and, oh yeah, a punctured lung  (espn.go.com) (62)
(YouTube) Dumbass Someone needs to tell Giants' Michael Boley that a touchdown celebration doesn't include drilling a spectator in the face with the ball  (youtube.com) (29)
(SportsGrid) Video How do you stop a no-huddle offense? If you're the New York Giants, it's by borrowing a page from the soccer playbook and faking injury  (sportsgrid.com) (127)
(Major League Baseball) Amusing If Mike Stanton hits a 600-foot home run in Miami and there's nobody there to see it, does it make a sound?  (mlb.mlb.com) (39)

Mon September 19, 2011
(ESPN) Unlikely It's the college version of "Hey, if we both get to be 40 and neither of us find anyone who will live with us, lets get married"... the Big East and Big 12 talk about merging  (espn.go.com) (57)
(molempire.com) Fail 9 worst stadium seats around the world. #10: Any seat at a Seahawks game  (molempire.com) (72)
(ESPN) Interesting Can Best Manning throw a touchdown? Will Sam Bradford's finger betray him? Will either team walk away with a victory? It's the battle of the 0-fers, Rams vs.Giants on Monday Night Football (8:30 PM ET on ESPN)  (scores.espn.go.com) (709)
(sports pickle) Amusing Indianapolis sends Colts back to Baltimore in the middle of the night  (sportspickle.com) (27)
(New York Magazine) Spiffy "I came out three years after finishing a reasonably average career, and everybody freaked out. Imagine if I had been good"  (nymag.com) (66)
(Boston Globe) Interesting Can the Red Sox beat the last-place Orioles? How will the Rays fare against the Yankees? The season is on the line. Doubleheader discussion thread  (boston.com) (233)
(Some Guy) Interesting Did the Scarf of Doom take out Cena? Did Mizark turn Orton into crushed peas? Is HHH still in charge? Find out tonight on WWE Raw (9:00 PM EDT, link goes to spoiler)  (411mania.com) (lots)
(TicketNetwork Blog) Fail When athletes and local commercials meet, major fail ensues  (ticketnetwork.com) (22)
(Some Guy) Fail ARod's the new Slumdog Millionaire  (fanphooey.com) (12)
(Free Press) Fail Mitch Albom, the man who wrote Tuesdays with Morrie, is now writing even more fiction, this time about how he thinks the Detroit Lions are a force to be reckoned with  (freep.com) (68)
(ESPN) Unlikely Matt Hasselbeck helps the Titans emerge as a passing offense, scorching the Ravens with their 4th highest yards given up in the air in the last five years. Wait, WHAT?  (espn.go.com) (49)
(ESPN) Followup Eagles @ Falcons turned into a dog fight, leaving one dawg named "Vick" concussed  (espn.go.com) (108)
(Some Guy) Interesting Kiss the Big East goodbye  (post-gazette.com) (73)
(ESPN) Followup Rain, Rain Go Away. Chicagoland Speedway: Monday Edition  (espn.go.com) (214)
(STV.tv) Fail Rugby World Cup bans bagpipes because it could give Scotland an unfair advantage. Guess they've not actually seen Scotland play  (news.stv.tv) (10)
(The Political Commentator) Interesting Fan Cost Index: Do NFL teams know we're in a deep recession?   (politicsandfinance.blogspot.com) (37)
(ESPN) Cool Cam Newton sets record for total passing yards in first two games in a season (854)  (espn.go.com) (61)
(Some Guy) Cool Tom Brady sets record for total passing yards in first two games in a season (940)  (patriots.com) (76)
(Yahoo) Fail Jay Cutler has had 11 sacks in two weekends. Kinda like your mom  (sports.yahoo.com) (80)
(MSNBC) Obvious Justin Verlander....yada yada  (nbcsports.msnbc.com) (34)
(Nats Enquirer) Interesting Chien-Ming Wang beats Brad Hand, avoids "Hand beats Wang" headlines  (natsenquirer.com) (15)

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