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Sun September 18, 2011
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(nfl)
 
 
 
Indianapolis Colts play lowest ranked NFL team, the Cleveland Browns to finally get back on track. Well .... about that
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Is Alberto Del Rio destined for a beating? Can Mark Henry find peas, love, and understanding? Will CM Punk send Triple H packing? Is Air Boom a dumb tag team name? It's your official WWE Night of Champions discussion thread (8PM EDT on PPV)
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(TMZ)
 
Video
 
80 year old Larry Merchant tells Floyd Mayweather to get the Fark off his lawn
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(Your deep dish bingo card)
 
 
 
Elwood: "Illinois NASCAR" Jake: "I hate Illinois NASCAR." The Chase kicks off on a cookie-cutter at 2:00 ET (weather permitting)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the old and busted Packers defeat the new hotness Cam Newton and his Panthers? Will Teebus rise from the bench after three quarters to take the Broncos to victory? It's the NFL Week 2 thread (games start at 1 PM ET on CBS and Fox)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
EPL Matchday thread, Sunday edition. After the scrubs warmed us up yesterday, the big boys have arrived to show you how the top half of the table lives. Man U, Man City, Chelsea and Liverpool in action
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
NY Yankees: Our magic number is five. Mariano Rivera: Pfft ... mine is one
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Floyd Mayweather/Victor Ortiz 24/7 story is over in 4
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Much like their season, the Cleveland Browns' team plane gets stuck in the mud
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Sat September 17, 2011
(Some Indy Fan)
 
 
 
Indycar looking to shake things up in Japan, will race the roadcourse instead of oval for its last race at Motegi. When Helio lets Danascar Patrick by this time, she'll really be a lap down instead of stealing a win. 11:30 PM ET
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(Some Fight Card)
 
 
 
Forget about CM Punk and the table-breaking body slams for now, real fights are on tonight. This is your UFC Fight Night 25 discussion thread. The action starts at 9pm ET on Spike
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Either the NFL doesn't pay as much as we thought, or someone needs investment advice: Terrell Owens ticketed in his 2003 Beetle
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pitt & Syracuse apply for membership to the ACC. You can finally stick a fork in the Big East, they're done
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Notre Dame find a new way to choke? Are there enough police cars present for tOSU vs da U? Will Jimbo lay the smack down on Stoops? All this, and the Ivy League has decided to join us for your Week 3 college football thread
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Missouri town demands KU drop its Jayhawk mascot because it promotes domestic terrorism. Also wants everyone else to stop capitalizing kansas and ku. No, really. Bonus: Non-gratuitous "butthurt" in first sentence
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While surfing in Hawaii in 1971, former New York Jets center John Schmitt lost his Super Bowl Ring. 40 years later, it is being returned. Jet fans still waiting
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Are Stoke and Newcastle playing for Europe or playing above their head? Are Liverpool and Tottenham contenders or pretenders? All this plus a mouthwateringly massive Man United v Chelsea clash in this week's EPL thread
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Fri September 16, 2011
(TSN)
 
 
 
Today's episode of "Strange baseball player injuries" involves a blender
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Olympics may add nicotine to the list of banned performance enhancing substances
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're easily embarrassed by people reciting love poems to strangers, you might want to look away now. If not, prepare to enjoy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If Alabama's defense is a boa constrictor, LSU's is more like a goon that throws the offense into a burlap sack and starts beating it with a stick
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Psychology police warn of "football addiction." Symptoms: "thinks about football while doing other things, gets irritated when a game interrupted, misses family events." We got an epidemic, then
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
So now consensual sex between minors means the football team has to forfeit. Good to know
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bengals redux: Red headed wrist-flexer caught tossing in public. Being considered by appropriate authorities for weekend obligation
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"Manny Being Manny" as seen by the Taiwanese 3D News guys. Come for the domestic violence, stay for the JUICER blender
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Some nobody goes full retard for Tim "Practice squad" Tebow live on TV, insisting Tebow doesn't even know how to lose
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
The Boston Red Sox are partying like it's 1978
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top 12 major league teams ... for losing fans. Bonus: one city has its pro baseball AND football teams on the list
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can you believe that the score in a football game could be 29-0 before the losing team gets its first possession of the ball?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Tigers owe their winning streak to the skid marks in this man's underwear
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
White Sox eliminated from playoffs. Cubs offer solace
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pablo Sandoval hits for the cycle, buffet
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(Rant Sports)
 
 
 
Oakland Raiders make appeal that Sebastian Janikowski's 63 yard field goal was actually a 64 yard record breaking field goal
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Thu September 15, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Because bending over and lubing up to pay to go to a game isn't enough, the NFL wants to give you the complete experience
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fortysomething Teemu Selanne stops doing Brett Favre impersonation, tells Anaheim Ducks he'll be back -- for $4 million this year. Keep this headline in mind when Ilya Kovalchuk turns 40
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Yankees beaten in extra innings by bartender and substitute teacher
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Flyers sign Kessel
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Pirates clinch 19th consecutive losing season. "Can't believe I almost let that one slip by," sayeth the Lord
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Evidently, some people are surprised by the fact that the Brewers may not be able to pay Prince Fielder enough to keep him around next year
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Sportswriter says Mariano Rivera is second only to Babe Ruth as the greatest player in Yankee franchise history. Ghosts of Lou Gehrig, Joe DiMaggio, Mickey Mantle unavailable for comment as are Yogi Berra, Whitey Ford and Reggie Jackson
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(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
Russian rugby fans taunt Americans over the lack of a space shuttle program
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Carpet store: "If Josh Hamilton hits a grand slam we will give full refunds to anyone who bought flooring from 8-29 thru 9-15. Hamilton: *GrandSlam*. Carpet store: "Fffffuuuuuu"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I think that because I am rich, handsome and a great player people are envious of me." Who said it? Post your guesses and second opinions to the right
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Wait, what was that . . . Hold on a sec, I've got to catch this foul ball . . .Yeah, so you were saying
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
The Patriots (selling Bud for $8.50/bottle) of the NFL (brought to you by Miller Lite) quickly put out a Frost Brewed (R) Coors Light press release to pretend that Tom Brady touted water, not beer. Now a word from Sam Adams Boston Lager
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Not News: Waitress trips. News: At Chargers game, tossing $1,000 down onto the fans below. Fark: The fans gather the money and return all of it
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Wed September 14, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
With the Eagles playing the Falcons this weekend, it's time for the annual "would the Falcons be better with Vick" article
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
While the fans were chanting for the team-chemistry cancer that is Tim Tebow, Kyle Orton threw for 300 yards
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Those crazy fake-looking hockey trick shots don't look so fake or crazy when Wayne Gretzky does them
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated has just eliminated the slim hope the Detroit Tigers and their fans had for this season
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ochocinco: Wow, that was an amazing game my quarterback just had. Tedy Bruschi: I wanted to create a "controversy" since Ochocinco joined my former team, so I will use this as my opportunity
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Can Boston stay on pace with the Rays to keep their Wild Card spot? Will the Cards gain ground on Atlanta? Can Detroit be stopped? It's your Wednesday MLB discussion thread
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(KVAL 13)
 
 
 
Duck lips banned from football stadium. Angelina Jolie inconsolable
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Formula One isn't a sport
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich costs Boise State nine football scholarships, which is not surprising because they are irresistible
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pro soccer player complains that teammates not from his country are slow and lazy, and should be replaced with people from his country. Why yes he's Spanish, how did you know?
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(Captain Obvious)
 
 
 
Bud Selig upset that his stupid hat rule made him look stupid
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Joaquin Benoit was throwing flame for the Tigers last night. (video)
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After losing 10 of last 13, Boston Red Sox score 18 runs, showing Manny they remember how to hit
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Orange Bowl halftime show set to be better than the game
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin may have gotten drilled baby drilled by Glen Rice in 1987. Take that, Lisa Ann
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(ProFootballTalk)
 
 
 
Steelers' Colon placed on injured reserve following last Sunday's pounding
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(Orangebloods)
 
 
 
And the latest in the Big 12 exodus is...Texas to the ACC?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photographer dedicates himself to documenting weird sports spectacles. Honestly, the Cyclo Cross is freaking me out a little bit
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Justin Verlander pitched last night. You know the rest
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Tue September 13, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How low can Indy go? It's this week's NFL Power Rankings
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Illegal use of Taser. Dallas fan. Fifteen yard penalty. Will be enforced on the ass-kicking by Jets fans
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Barcelona v AC Milan, Borussia Dortmund v Arsenal, Benfica v Man Utd, Dinamo Zagreb v Real Madrid, Villarreal v Bayern Munich. Cue the music, your first Champions League discussion of the season is finally here
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Raiders edge Broncos for first win of season. Al Davis fuming, however, after discovering that the guy he hired to coach isn't Wolverine
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In an MLB game occurring in some sort of alternate reality, Brett Myers beats the Phillies as Roy Oswalt loses to the Astros
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brady's NFL-record streak of 358 passes without an interception ends
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(Star-Advertiser)
 
 
 
Decision by officials two hours after the USC-Utah game doesn't change who won and who lost, but boy does it ever screw up the gamblers
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Keep your head up and your stick on the ice or this girl will crush you into the boards in NHL '12
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Colts fans, please exit the bandwagon in an orderly manner. Thanks for your cooperation
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Former FSU coach Bobby Bowden set to make "emotional announcement" about his health on Good Morning America tomorrow. Bear Bryant's ghost nods understandingly
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Mon September 12, 2011
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm not sure what exactly the Rams did to offend the Football Gods, but they should appease them quickly because "smiting the stadium with a meteor" is pretty much the only place they have to go from here
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Fair market value of top-tier college football players is $120K each, basketball players $265K each. But not paying them is only fair, after all, how else would the NCAA, AD, coaches, and bowl execs make millions off their labor?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Manny being arrested
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(411Mania)
 
 
 
Will CM Punk continue saving the show? Will Kevin Nash's upper lip still be strangely bare? The answers and more in Triple H Presents The Hunter Show Starring Triple H (9:00 PM EDT, link goes to spoiler)
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Serena Williams is ruining Gretchen Carlson's kids
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pig in ground? Check. Beer on ice? Check. Rowdy Friends? Either coming over or settled down. It's Week 1 Monday Night Football, featuring the Patriots vs. Dolphins at 7pm ET, and the Raiders vs. Broncos at 10:15pm ET on ESPN
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian plane crash survivor is no longer a Russian plane crash survivor
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Rob Ryan let go from duties
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