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Sun September 11, 2011
Sat September 10, 2011
Fri September 09, 2011
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ESPN's 10 questions for the Colts minus Manning. Question 1 - Do you plan on winning any games? 2- If so, how many will be against CFL teams? |
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The Grantland NFL gambling preview. For those of you in Vegas only, of course |
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If you feel silly for drafting Peyton Manning in your fantasy league, just assuming he'd be good to go, relax. The Colts gave him $90 million doing the same thing |
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The Cooper Manning of the Ryan coaching family tree thinks it's his turn to be an insufferable blowhard with a foot fetish |
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One bright spot in the Saint's loss to the Packers can be described in two words: Reggie Who? |
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The Onion News sports guys give their take on the first week of the NFL season |
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Ranking the AFC South: The Colts finish below the Texans, brisket, and Alison Brie, but above the Titans, syphilis and The Oprah Winfrey Network |
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Cubs will play part in the 9/11 remembrance. Apparently, the nation hasn't suffered enough |
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Randall Cobb announces his arrival with two touchdowns in his NFL debut. Fark: Both plays were missed assignments by Cobb |
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34-year-old sophomore joins school's football team, spends time yelling at teammates and practicing his end zone dance, oh and he used to be a Navy SEAL |
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Winnipeg Jets sign Kyle Wellwood, on the theory that their plane can't crash if it's too heavy to take off in the first place |
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London club Arsenal wins patency case against owner of Seville hat shop 'Arsenale' claiming people could get confused. Not by the hats, but by the clothes and shoes |
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You know, you would think getting to nail Brooklyn Decker every night would do wonders for someone's disposition, but I guess not |
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Dynamo Minsk honors their fallen comrades. Damn, it's dusty in here |
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Fox Sports "Comedian" finds only Asian students at USC, makes fun of them |
Thu September 08, 2011
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Can Breesus still walk on water? Will A-Rodge defend his belt? Will we see another BJ Raji fat man dance? The 2011 NFL Season begins with Saints vs. Packers (8:30 PM Eastern on NBC) |
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Rugby players are the toughest dudes on Earth. So of course their pregame rituals involve styling each others' hair |
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Shaquille O'Neal's police application: "The report reads equal parts 'adorable' and "concerning'" |
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Retired black footballer wants to import "Rooney Rule" from NFL to England, notes that increasingly multiracial English soccer teams are managed by same old bunch of recycled white guys |
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Amar'e Stoudemire says NBA lockout will end "sooner than later," goes back to the exciting world of stamp collecting |
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Owner of EPL newcomers Queens Park Rangers tweets interest in signing David Beckham from LA Galaxy this January, upping their stars from 1 to 2 |
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The San Francisco Giants would like their homeless guy back please |
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Newcastle United is now selling team lingerie, as well as all their best players |
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Actual headline: "Jets taking 9/11 opportunity seriously" |
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Colts owner Jim Irsay: "NFL Season opens 2niteWe had a good practice yesterday and r guys r fired up 4 the season.#18′s out for awhile,but compete,we will/BELIEVE." Say it with me Indy: UH OH |
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Olympic gold medalist Paul Hamm proves he is a true son of Wisconsin |
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Rex Ryan opens his fat mouth again, this time to warn Cowboys fans about showing up at the Meadowlands wearing team colors. What could possibly go wrong? |
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Peyton Manning out for Week 1 due to neck injury. Presumably from holding up his enormous fivehead |
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KHL President vows to help the decimated Lokomotiv team rebuild using players from their farm system, from other teams and, only if absolutely necessary, maybe Alexei Kovalev |
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Macho man Aaron Rodgers trashed the GQ photo spread featuring Mark Sanchez rocking some spiffy white pants. (pics) |
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Vuvuzelas not welcome at Rugby World Cup - one more reason to love that sport |
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If someone hits a home run in Pittsburgh at PNC Park and there's no fans in the stands to catch it, does it make a sound? |
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Nyger Morgan has a temper tantrum and tweets about Albert Pujols in a way that a twelve year old would call immature |
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As an obvious conspiracy against blue states, Fox Sports asks! "Can the Saints repeat?", ignoring the 2011 season won by the Packers |
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Good: Being awarded a penalty kick in soccer. Bad: Totally flubbing the kick and falling flat on your face. Fark: Then getting yellow carded for your effort |
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Justin Verlander wins 22nd game of season, one for each Detroit resident currently employed |
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No, Tim Wakefield, you cannot have career win #200, not yours |
Wed September 07, 2011
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Buffalo Bills head coach expects to go undefeated this season. Subby expects to win the lottery and use the money to throw a sexy party...on the moon |
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Welsh soccer fan dies at Wembley Stadium after beating by rival Welsh soccer fans. Friends and family unable to put their sorrow into words |
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US Soccer continues to dominate under new coach Jurgen Klinsmann. Just kidding, they lost (again) and were held scoreless (again) |
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Jennie Finch to run the NYC Marathon for charity. Cool: She ran a half marathon while 20 weeks pregnant with my kid. OK that last part isn't entirely true; she was only 15 weeks pregnant |
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Environmental committee in LA now in favor of a new football stadium. Still no word on how much it costs to make an environmental group approve a football stadium |
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Yankees wait till 11 PM to begin game in steady rain, play in front of 2,000 fans disguised as "44,573" attendance, blame MLB for forcing them to play |
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Watch a little 169lb MMA fighter take on a 600lb, uh, fighter. And no, the big guy doesn't suffocate the little guy with his moobs, although that's a good guess |
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Just so everyone is clear, Goodell would have suspended Tressel had the Colts not delayed his start date. Just so we're clear |
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Pre-season hockey: Jets, Flames defeat KHL's Yaroslavl Lokomotiv. News tag sadly trumps sad tag |
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Early baseball thread today, Indians v. Tigers at noon. Will Verlander pitch his way to MVP? He's no Strasburg, but he's still pretty good |
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"Let me ask you a question: If you had a team that lost 11 or more games seven consecutive years, would you say a genius ran the team?" Just win, baby |
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Texas A&M to Big XII: "Hey, we got this invite to join the SEC, but we need you guys to agree not to sue, KTHXBAI." Baylor: "Get farked" |
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Very rarely do you find someone blessed with both massive physical and mental abilities. Wayne Rooney is no exception |
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Sidney Crosby to speak today about concussion problems, bees farting unicorns and how he already told that guy that he would get the umbrella for him, just leave him alone |
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Behold, Rejoice. For he hath returned |
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One year after successful Stephen Strasburg surgery, Stephen Strasburg strasburgs 5 scoreless strasburgs for the Washington Strasburgs |
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FARK favorite Ana Ivanovic eliminated at U.S Open. Hopefully, these match photos will help you deal with the sadness |
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Phillies buy 90th win for fourth consecutive year |
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Changing of the Garrard |
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Legendary midget wrestler Little Tokyo goes off to big ring in the sky.. Subby comes up short for a snarky headline |
Tue September 06, 2011
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Actual headline: Former Jets reflect on impact of 9/11 attacks |
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Kerry Collins says he's ready to lead the Indianapolis Colts offense, right after the bartender tops him off |
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Reminder - Rick Reilly promised to "come to your house and eat things that are stuck in your carpet" if Peyton Manning doesn't start Game 1 |
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Five Reasons Why The Detroit Tigers Will Be The Next World Series Champions |
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Dallas soccer icon Bobby Rhine dead at 35. In other news, Dallas had a soccer icon |
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NFL Power Rankings for Week 1 are out, they beg the question: how the FARK are the Colts #8? |
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Atlanta Thrashers unveil their new logo |
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Pablo Sandoval asks Jobu to come, take fear from his bat, proceeds to hit two homeruns (w/ vid) |
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College football players rescue baby locked in car, decline reward money from grateful mother. Who are these people? |
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The Gronkowski's are well on their way to stealing the "Most Entertaining NFL Brothers" title away from the Gramatica's |
| (Some Guy) |
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Star Red Sox pitcher has ankle injury that might leave him questionable for the post-season. Wait a minute, haven't we seen this one before? |
| (Some Guy) |
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Manny Pacquiao Sings "Sometimes When We Touch"...The Boxing World Pukes |
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Cristiano Ronaldo says he could sign a 10 year contract with Real Madrid, but he leaves the back door open......for a return to the Premier League |
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Jesus, Crist not going to QB for Notre Dame |
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Women set record for world's longest hockey game. Ten days long - that's a lot of periods |
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"We're picking the Cowboys to win the NFC East." This cowboy fan submitted this with the unlikely tag, what does that tell you? |
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Tuesday morning Sprint Cup racing? Yeah Atlanta could ruin anything. Its the Advo-Care 500 from Atlanta Motor Speedway on ESPN |
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Maryland beats a scandal-depleted Miami team in - SWEET JEEBUS, look at those uniforms |
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City of Vancouver issues a report citing blame for the riots earlier this year, and the report is about as good as the Canucks goaltending |
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Woz def. Kuz |
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Orioles and Yankees combine for 21 runs, 29 hits, seven home runs, 40 base runners, and use 12 pitchers. If you're an Oriole fan you know how it all ends |
Mon September 05, 2011
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They're unleashing the dragon in Washington |
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Texas, who hatched the idea for the Pac-16 two years ago, might end up left out of an expanded league unless they fold their own channel into a regional network |
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Will Alberto Del Rio get his work visa renewed? Will Mr. H's step back into the ring? Can Kevin Nash step back into the ring, or will the Just For Men holding him together fail? It's WWE Monday Night Raw SuperShow (9pm Eastern) |
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Man connects his foot to inflatable sphere with correct velocity and angle to influence trajectory of said sphere over a distance of 55 yards, where it was collected in a net, much to the chagrin of another gentlemen |
| (Some Guy) |
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Former NFL running back shows that he's still got that break-away speed |
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Ponytail costs long jumper gold medal, $60,000 |
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Tiki Barber shocked that no NFL team is interested in a 36-year-old that's been out of the league four years and enjoys throwing teammates under the bus |
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Can the Indians hold onto hope against the Tigers? Can the Braves catch the Phillies? Are the Pirates still playing? It's your Labor Day MLB Discussion Thread (Games begin at 1:05 PM EST) |
| (Some Guy) |
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Like a spurned girlfriend, Randy Moss continues to use the media to drunk-dial the Pats |
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Peyton Manning's availability and entire season now in jeopardy as lingering injury becomes major pain in the neck for the Colts |
| (Some Guy) |
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78 Stunning Pictures Of The IAAF Athletics World Championships |
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SF Giants celebrated Star Wars day. (w/ video) |
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What would you do if you were down two touchdowns at halftime? C) Forfeit the game and walk away |
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Dammit, I need to find me a virgin girl to deflower, but I need to catch the Sox game on TV. How can I...hey, wait a minute |
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