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Sun August 28, 2011
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Raiders retire JaMarcus Russell's number. Yes you read that right
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(289)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man spends a year's salary to win Best Man Cave contest. 'Stupid' blocks punt by 'Cool' tag to win in OT
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(22)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dirk Nowitzki awarded the "Silberne Lorbeerblatt" (Silver Laurel Leaf), Germany's highest sports award. Or so the Germans would have us believe
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(15)
 
(Time)
 
Plug
 
How to improve your credit. Hint: Your International Brotherhood of Magicians credit card isn't impressing anybody. (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Padres fan interferes and catches foul ball Justin Upton is attempting to catch, promptly points to Padres hat
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(78)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Spa
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(17)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Squirrel gets dizzy after seeing Alex Morgan
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is Arsenal on the verge of imploding? Is United really treated "like crap"? It's a massive United v Arsenal weekend for your weekly EPL thread
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(300)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If the NFL is going to pretend to be the world's biggest outdoor bar, they may as well act it
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(53)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where all the women are strong and all the men are drunk
 
 
(College Football Talk)
 
 
 
Virginia Union University decides to go ahead and play a football game despite the hurricane. It goes about as well as you'd expect
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(14)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
News: Joshua Gardner of the Columbus Crew scores two goals within two minutes. Fark: One in each goal
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(13)
 


Sat August 27, 2011
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Through the legs. Behind the back. All net
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(11)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Tonight's race will be on ABC at 7:30ET, unless your local station is showing preseason football, or hurricane coverage. Don't they know it's Bristol, baby?
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(349)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Will Verlander capture his elusive 20th win? Can the Twins even score off him without Thome? It's your official Saturday afternoon baseball thread. Coverage begins at 4 PM on Fox
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(116)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kenya believe what nation swept the opening day of World Track Championships, which had never been done before?
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(19)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington Wizards' player shoots, misses target
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(45)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
You know, saying that Tim Tebow isn't qualified to be a starting QB in the NFL doesn't mean you hate Jesus
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(99)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Vin Scully will be back in 2012 for a 63rd year of broadcasting
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(40)
 
(sb nation)
 
 
 
Snooki to be honorary starter at upcoming NASCAR race. Only time in your life you'll ever see "Snooki" and "honorary" used in the same sentence
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(31)
 


Fri August 26, 2011
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For the first time ever, a Baltimore Ravens player *prevents* a stabbing
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(47)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bonghorn Network virtually guaranteed to draw a 0.0 share when it starts tonight
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(23)
 
(theadvocate.com)
 
 
 
Boom goes the LSU football season: Arrest warrants issued for two LSU players
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(79)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sir Alex expresses support for Arsene Wenger, much like the way that Cowboys/Eagles fans support Dan Snyder
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(15)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Why the FIFA world rankings make sense
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(21)
 
(Some Financial Blogger Guy)
 
 
 
Tiny violin industry surges as NBA reveals 60% of players go bankrupt within five years of retirement
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(95)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Phillies fans acting like jackasses. New Hotness: Phillies announcers acting like jackasses. And yes, subby is a Mets fan
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(60)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
First England tops test cricket rankings, now the Japanese dominate judo world championships. USA looking good for the World Series
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(9)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Head of the richest sports team in the world says life is very difficult having so many star athletes, and would like officials to give them more favorable calls as compensation
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10 Things John Sterling would say in a hurricane
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(29)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
SMU interested in joining the Big 12. Subby interested in bedding Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in the same night
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(60)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cam Newton: Tim Tebow 2.0
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(54)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Derek Jeter retires from spoken-for status in order to spend more time with his never-ending supply of top-shelf tail
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(27)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
And now for something truly important: Hurricane Irene will fark up everyone's fantasy leagues
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(29)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lenny Dykstra gets called out on two balls
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New York Yankees become the first team in MLB history to hit three grand slams in one game
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(78)
 


Thu August 25, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The University of Michigan announces that their football team will open the 2014 season with a loss
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(86)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas A&M offically informs the Big XII of their intention to beg another BCS conference to take them
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(89)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LSU now offering undergraduate degree in curbstomping
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(55)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia State Utility Commissioner requests free Masters tickets, gets no answer. So he decides to show up anyway to "regulate"
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(16)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions sold out their first 'Monday Night Football' game since 2001 in 45 minutes. Upon hearing the news, QB Matt Stafford snapped his collarbone in half
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(75)
 
(Grantland)
 
 
 
WOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
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(98)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Reds/Marlins game on Weds was just 38,213 people shy of a sellout
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(45)
 
(Some Goy)
 
 
 
Israelis In my LPGA Unpossible.....Fark Bonus: Laetitia Beck
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(17)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Chad Ochocinco will pick up the fine for the rookie that laid his ass out. No Classy tag for Chad, so Fail tag is for "Dad" Goodell
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(78)
 
(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
ESPN's new social media policy bans reporters from using Twitter for anything useful
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(22)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick officially announces full time move to NASCAR. Obvious tag beats newsflash to death with a jack handle
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(238)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: ESPN makes a list of the top 200 NFL players. News: one team in particular only has one player on the list. Fark: delusional Bengals fans have a problem with this
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(123)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
CanIGetAPassPlay? CanIGetAPassPlay? CanIGetAPassPlay? HUTGoingOnce HUTGoingTwice HUTGoingThreeTimes SNAP
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(4)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Penguins douchebag Matt Cooke says, "I'm going to change". Also in the news, Israel and Palestine unify; enjoy punch and pie together
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(38)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Bodog.com says there's a 162% chance a Mid-American Conference team will win the MAC Championship
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(20)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Buccaneers swap playbooks for iPads, finally giving them a legit target for all the finger-pointing
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(21)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Colts just brought you-know-who out of retirement to likely be the starting QB in week one
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(85)
 
(csn baltimore)
 
 
 
Former Oriole pitcher Mike Flanagan takes himself out of the game
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The best sides, from the best leagues, all in one convenient package. Your 2011/2012 UEFA Champions League group stage draw is here
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(32)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians fall below .500 for the first time since April 5th. I think Jobu needs another refill
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(55)
 


Wed August 24, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jered Weaver to Scott Boras: I got your extension right here
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(47)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
"The Cowboys are Jennifer Aniston"
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(82)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Profiling: "the 49ers should deny admittance to anyone who appears to be Samoan or Pacific Islander and is armed with fists"
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(60)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Are college athletes who make poor decisions the same as the Al-Queda pilots that killed thousands by flying planes into the World Trade Center towers? Jen Engel thinks so
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(21)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Absolutely the coolest photo of air time you'll see today
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You may find this hard to believe, but Roy Williams has not magically transformed into 1995 Jerry Rice since joining the Bears
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AJ Burnett secretly tells Joe Girardi 'You are number one"
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(25)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
2000 (No asterisk needed)
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(58)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Valverde missed with the slider, but someone in the Tigers dugout delivered a well placed stinker
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(9)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch loses ability to make right turns for the next 45 days
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(65)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Reggie Bush flogs the Dolphin
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(39)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
WNBA star arrested for assault with intent to snu-snu
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(36)
 
(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
Sports journalists aren't supposed to ask athletes for autographs. Exceptions may be made for a hittable blonde who wants her butt signed
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(26)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Premier League football defenders can be pretty tough guys, but some defensive techniques really shouldn't be allowed
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oop's
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(41)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
The best nicknames in sports. (A slideshow, but worth a gander ... even if it does include 'The Splendid Splinter,' which is one of the WORST nicknames in sports.)
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(82)
 


Tue August 23, 2011
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Tennessee women's basketball coach Pat Summitt diagnosed with dementia. That probably has something to do with being in Tennessee
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(56)
 
(SportsGrid)
 
Video
 
How all five major sports broadcasts affected by the earthquake reacted live
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(26)
 
(pro football talk)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick wants NFL to eliminate the extra point kick. Videotaping of opponents signals still okay
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(142)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Manchester City agree terms with Nasri, giving Wegner even more money to spend on 16-year-old future stars
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(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN announces a website dedicated to the University of Texas, not to be confused with ESPN's network dedicated to the University of Texas
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(33)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Minor-league baseball team to donate money to Mothers Against Drunk Driving on Beer Pong Night
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Okay, Tim Tebow, uh...was it your lifelong dream to be the fourth-string quarterback for an NFL team?
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(170)
 
(Fear the Poorly-dressed Turtle)
 
 
 
A new challenger has emerged for Oregon's "ugliest uniform" title, as the Maryland Terrapins unveil their new costumes
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(57)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Justin Verlander is putting up one of the most remarkable pitching seasons in the modern era of baseball, and would be considered a serious contender for MVP if not for one little problem: He doesn't play for the Yankees or Red Sox
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(113)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Crist has risen again at Notre Dame
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(18)
 
(RedEye Chicago)
 
 
 
Every still-employed baseball GM in Chicago, please step forward. Nnnnnot so fast, Kenny Williams
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Amy Trask is shocked ... SHOCKED ... that the Raider Nation would be characterized as a bunch of gangbangers and thugs
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(38)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Real Madrid trainer Jose "The Chosen One" Mourinho being investigated after going Larry from "Three Stooges" on opposing coach. Nyuk nyuk nyuk
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(27)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Albert Haynesworth has just TWO WORDS for the entire city of Washington:
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(121)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In the tail end of August fair come subtle hints of autumn's coming: Tufts of yellow and orange among green leaves, weather cooling down to the 80s, and the Astros being the first team to be eliminated from the playoffs
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(34)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Time to fill up the fish bowls, who punches a ticket to the group stage of the Champions League? Discuss while you find out
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bethany College's men's golf team poses nude with golf clubs covering their private clubs. Look at the name of the only senior on the golf team and guess who the local TV station interviewed
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(34)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Tonight's goofy baseball injury is brought to you by a brain-eating moth
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(19)
 


Mon August 22, 2011
(Jocks Behind Bars)
 
 
 
Watching a guy dance with your ex-girlfriend can cause stress, jealousy and sometimes a mugshot
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(13)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Todays stop on Farve-a-palooza 2011, Indianapolis?
source: tsn.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You can do anything, after your scapula heals
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How will Rey Mysterio do a 619 with a busted knee? Will Kevin Nash tear a muscle walking to the ring? Will John Cena confront Alberto Del Rio about how neither of them are really champion? All this and more on WWE Monday Night Raw (9 PM on USA)
source: wrestling.insidepulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1266)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In a move that should surprise absolutely no one (well, maybe Peter King), the Raiders use a 3rd round pick to select Terrelle Pryor
source: nbcsports.msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A handy guide to help you decide which team to root for this year in the NFL
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(286)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Maria Sharapova's rhythmic grunts and screams climax in victory after she squirts past her opponent, only a year after a thrashing by Clijsters
source: news.cincinnati.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY sports media switches coverage gears from "Mariano Rivera should pack it in for blowing two saves" to "Plaxico Burress pwned the Bengals in a preseason game so he's the second coming of Jerry Rice"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Why would anyone play for England?
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Alex Rodriguez returns to Yankee lineup by going 0 for 5. However, he did go 4 for 7 last week with Cameron Diaz
source: mlb.mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You've seen the recent major-league triple plays. Now see this Nashville Sounds outfielder use his head to turn another
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Stephen Fry uses the Iron Bowl to sum up America
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(135)
 

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