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Sun August 21, 2011
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(ESPN) Obvious Tigers sweep Indians, take 4.5 game lead in AL Central. Somewhere, Rachel Phelps is smiling  (scores.espn.go.com) (63)
(Google) Stupid Russian billionaire brings striker Samuel Eto'o to Dagestan, makes him highest-paid soccer player in the world at three years, $86 million. Does that come with a mini-giraffe?  (google.com) (28)
(ESPN) Obvious The most important statistic from the Buffalo Bills game is 47. There are 47 days until the Buffalo Sabres season starts  (scores.espn.go.com) (108)
(Yahoo) Spiffy NASCAR Michigan 400. Green flag waves at 1:16 ET on ESPN  (sports.yahoo.com) (373)
(Denver Post) Sad If Tim Tebow always dreamt of being a third-string QB in the NFL, his dreams came true last night  (denverpost.com) (115)
(Toronto Sun) Fail Top ten signs that the Business Journal doesn't know squat about hockey  (torontosun.com) (77)
(ESPN) Unlikely Girardi: I swear Burnett's not a giant drama-queeny clubhouse-cancer head case who folds like a two-dollar suitcase against any team tougher than the Royals, and we're farking doomed again in October thanks to him  (sports.espn.go.com) (46)
(ESPN) Sad Raiders fans in true regular season form as two people are shot at the end of the San Francisco/Oakland game  (espn.go.com) (60)
(SportsGrid) Video For the third time in four years, a wild pitch at the Little League World Series has smashed the behind-the-plate camera  (sportsgrid.com) (25)
(ESPN) Spiffy Sorry NFL fans. You can't touch Larry. Not yours  (espn.go.com) (44)


Sat August 20, 2011
(SportsGrid) Obvious Nastia Liukin: great gymnast, not-so-great broadcaster  (sportsgrid.com) (36)
(Goal.com) Sad Brazilian soccer legend Socrates hospitalized, no word on signs of hemlock poisoning  (goal.com) (20)
(PFT) Amusing Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay admits they're preparing to play the beginning of the regular season without Peyton Manning. And then he asked fans on Twitter who he should sign at QB, ignoring the two awful ones they already have  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (100)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida St Petersburg mayor rolls out the Wookie defense  (tampabay.com) (24)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Is this Nasri's last match as a Gunner? Can the Reds snap an eleven year winless streak at Arsenal? Will Arsene Wenger cry if he loses? It's Arsenal v Liverpool plus...a Bolton v Man City top-two matchup??...in your weekly EPL thread  (dailymail.co.uk) (138)


Fri August 19, 2011
(Life.com) Obvious White men can't ... oh, never mind  (life.com) (44)
(Some Guy) Fail It's the end of an awful, awful era for the Cubs... And most likely the start of another   (eye-on-baseball.blogs.cbssports.com) (50)
(ESPN) Cool The Tigers and Indians are battling for the AL Central lead. The Brewers can't be stopped. The Orioles, Astros and Pirates are apparently still playing, too. It's your Friday MLB Discussion Thread (Games begin at 2:20 PM EST)  (scores.espn.go.com) (128)
(Deadspin) Followup Michael Irving finally weighs in on the Nevin Shapiro-Miami Hurricane scandal, and in a big way  (deadspin.com) (66)
(Deadspin) Interesting Beyond the scandals: Why you should hate every top 25 team in college football  (deadspin.com) (74)
(Cleveland Plain Dealer) Cool Cleveland Indians players dig into their own wallets to send their teammate home by private jet so he could be there for his son's premature birth, which is substatantial considering most of the Indians don't have very deep wallets  (cleveland.com) (15)
(Wall Street Journal) Followup MLB acknowledges that when Mariano Rivera flips out over your horseshiat call, you made a seriously horseshiat call  (online.wsj.com) (45)
(Philly) Followup NFL dream team awakens to nightmare, rape  (philly.com) (155)
(ESPN) Amusing Basket-brawl between Georgetown and Chinese pro team, this rooks promising  (espn.go.com) (94)


Thu August 18, 2011
(Kansas City) Dumbass Let he who is without sin cast the first bobblehead  (kansascity.com) (22)
(Deadspin) Amusing 3 and 0, here's the pitch...foul up the right side. That's going to make a great souvenir for... hey, does that guy have his hand down her pants? (ESPN cameraman captures Fenway hans having an over-the-jorts three-way)  (deadspin.com) (208)
(Some Guy) Amusing Yankees robbed by Royals. This is not a repeat from 1770  (fanphooey.com) (95)
(ESPN) Cool It took Fabregas all of 20 minutes in a Barcelona shirt to match his trophy haul for the last six years at Arsenal. Oh, and that Messi bloke is kind of good  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (48)
(Yahoo) Obvious If you had August 2011 for when Michael Vick would drop the contrition act, step forward and claim your prize  (sports.yahoo.com) (251)
(Yahoo) Fail Remember how the MLB switched to a divisional format to make the regular season more relevant? About that  (sports.yahoo.com) (100)


Wed August 17, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup 10 days after breaking his neck on the pitcher's mound, Colorado Rockies pitcher Juan Nicasio returns to Coors Field  (sports.yahoo.com) (18)
(Some Guy) Followup The Miami scandal is so bad, it's going to end up taking half the Big 12 down as well. Not that the Big 12 needed any help going down in flames, but still   (eye-on-collegefootball.blogs.cbssports.com) (155)
(USA Today) Obvious Fred Couples doing everything he can to lose the Presidents Cup  (content.usatoday.com) (26)
(Deadspin) Cool This is the kind of tattoo you're only allowed to get if you've won three Stanley Cups  (deadspin.com) (48)
(KOKI) Asinine OSU coach Mike Gundy being sued for firing contractor working on his house claiming he offended his wife, because guy showed up wearing an OU shirt  (fox23.com) (53)
(ESPN) Cool Cy Young winner Roy Halladay throws complete game, 14 Ks, retired 12 straight batters headed to the bottom of the 9th. Then promptly gets that ass rag-dolled by the D-Backs. Behold the power of Gibby-Ball  (sports.espn.go.com) (62)
(CNN) Followup Because of the USC sanctions, the NCAA may have no choice but to give Miami a near-death penalty  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (153)
(Baltimore Sun) Sad I'm not saying the Orioles are cursed, but their first baseman is out for the season after injuring his shoulder while sleeping  (baltimoresun.com) (20)
(ESPN) Dumbass Protip: when a cop asks you "Who's got the pot in the car?", the proper response is not "We smoked it all." Particularly if you were pulled over for doing 118 MPH  (espn.go.com) (20)
(ESPN) Obvious Beltran doing for the Giants exactly what everyone but the Giants knew he would. Sitting on their DL  (espn.go.com) (10)
(Some Guy) Amusing Tiger Woods regains world's No. 1 ranking... as the worst tipper  (thepostgame.com) (81)
(ESPN) Weird Leeds Chairman: 'The rebuilding of Leeds United is a bit like sex. In an age of instant gratification, Leeds United is having a long, drawn-out affair with plenty of foreplay and slow arousal.'  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (13)
(nfl spin zone) Spiffy NFL will soon hire female official. Male refs still unwilling to give up the remote control on instant replays  (nflspinzone.com) (66)
(cbs) Unlikely Kobe Bryant offered $1.5 million a month to play basketball in China. For convenience, nine-year-olds will deliver his new shoes daily from across the street  (cbssports.com) (8)
(Major League Baseball) Followup Red Sox see Brewers 4-6-3-2 triple play with their own 5-4-3 version. Rare triple play daily trifecta now in play  (mlb.mlb.com) (24)
(ESPN) Interesting Eli Manning says he's in the same quarterback class as Tom Brady and better than Brady was "when he was winning those championships"  (espn.go.com) (129)
(SportsGrid) Video 8-1-3-4-6-2-4-6  (sportsgrid.com) (52)


Tue August 16, 2011
(Bloomberg) Ironic Carl Lewis jumped a little too early into politics  (bloomberg.com) (15)
(ESPN) Interesting Colt McCoy's approval rating plummets on news that he was tutored by Brett Favre during the offseason  (espn.go.com) (33)
(USA Today) Interesting Cops blow whistle on Kobe Bryant for offensive foul  (content.usatoday.com) (17)
(Some Guy) Florida Tired of hearing how corrupt Ohio State and Oregon are, Miami shows us how it's really done  (thebiglead.com) (112)
(Some Guy) Interesting Fox signs a deal to begin airing Sweaty Dick Punching in 2012  (sportsbusinessdaily.com) (57)
(USA Today) Amusing "It's like someone spilled Pat Robertson all over my inbox"  (content.usatoday.com) (55)
(Some Guy) Spiffy The starting OLB spot is attainable for Zombo   (packersnews.greenbaypressgazette.com) (19)
(Deadspin) PSA Blogging about Tom Brady's 20 month old son's penis, and posting a picture of said organ, may earn you a visit from the cops  (deadspin.com) (44)
(Major League Baseball) Spiffy Milwaukee Brewers turn the difficult 4-6-3-2 triple play, only the 6th one in MLB history, and make it look easy (w/video)  (mlb.mlb.com) (74)
(Some mooch) Sad Legendary Montreal sportscaster Ted Tevan runs out of race track at 78  (montrealgazette.com) (3)
(SportsGrid) Video Yes, National League, the lack of a DH really protects the integrity of the game  (sportsgrid.com) (207)
(ESPN) Obvious Bubba Starling finds 7.5 million reasons to choose baseball over college football  (espn.go.com) (33)
(Some Guy) Fail Cubs: "Have fun not getting a paycheck for 30 days, Nutbag". Zambrano: "I feel bad for me, I feel bad for the Cubs, I want to be a Cub....I can get paid now, right?"  (hardballtalk.nbcsports.com) (65)
(TSN) Sad Former Vancouver Canuck Rick Rypien found dead in his home  (tsn.ca) (36)
(ESPN) Cool 600. No asterisk needed  (espn.go.com) (115)


Mon August 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool The best names in 2011's college football season; Munchie Legaux, Dallas Butts, Wave Ryder, Jose Jose, Yourhighness Morgan, Konockus Sashington, and more  (network.yardbarker.com) (44)
(SFGate) Fail 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh tries to recreate the 1981 team's "The Catch" play; since it is the 2011 49ers, the result was predictable  (sfgate.com) (11)
(Some WWE) Amusing What's next for WWE Champion Alberto Del Rio? How will John Cena deal with Triple H? Can CM Punk get his title back? Where does Diesel fit into all of this? It's your official WWE Monday Night Raw discussion thread (9PM EDT on USA)  (bleacherreport.com) (½)
(Orlando Sentinel) Sad How desperate are the San Francisco 49ers' to have a real QB? They just brought in Dante Culpepper for a workout  (orlandosentinel.com) (112)
(ESPN) Obvious At last, England's long, national nightmare is over. Fabregas completes move to Barcelona, relegates Arsenal to obscurity  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (64)
(ESPN) Dumbass NFL: "Kickoffs from the 35. It's for safety." Chicago Bears: "We'll kick from the 30." Injury ensues  (espn.go.com) (87)
(Some Guy) Sad Today should be a sad day for MMA fans. One of the greatest current trainers died this morning  (mmafighting.com) (40)
(LA Times) Followup NFL's new contract includes random testing for HGH of all players whose necks are roughly the width of their shoulders  (articles.latimes.com) (16)
(ESPN) Obvious McIlroy headed to Cincy for a guaranteed win  (espn.go.com) (20)
(jaxobserver.com) Spiffy Jacksonville Sharks win Arena Football League championship, defeating the Arizona Rattlers 73-70, proving once again that defense wins games  (jaxobserver.com) (26)
(USA Today) Dumbass Texas safety Christian Scott arrested for assaulting woman attempting to repossess his car. Coach promptly puts him on special teams to defend returns  (content.usatoday.com) (23)
(CNN) Cool Cool: Putting a 3 inch hockey puck through a 3 1/2 in hole from center ice for $50,000 after taking your twin brother's spot in the contest. Farkin cool: You're 11. Cool with style: Doing it in slippers  (cnn.com) (51)

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