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Sun July 24, 2011
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
NBC's fact-checking department on vacation. Hover your mouse over Brett Favre's picture and read what comes up. Hurry before they catch it around, say, November
source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
After endless crashes, bone fractures, armored vehicle attacks, barbed wire and France's hero surrendering to Germans, (well, OK, Luxembourgers, but close enough for American schools), this year's Tour de France is won by an Aussie
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(58)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Amir Khan defeats Zab Judah to win IBF crown. It's called "boxing", kids. It's what real men did before that whole MMA thing. Still haven't heard of it? Get off my lawn, you damn whippersnappers
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(90)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Iowa HS baseball team sets a national record by winning its 84th straight game. Last time there was a team this good in rural Iowa, it was dead guys coming out of a cornfield to play Kevin Costner
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(8)
 
(espn)
 
 
 
Ended, the NFL labor wars have... almost
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(311)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Baltimore Orioles schedule bobblehead night for player recently demoted to minor leagues. This is not a repeat from last year
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(12)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Will there be rain? Will the Nurburgring claim anyone today? It's your F1 German Grand Prix thread. And Schumi, Jr. ain't on the front row
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(48)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
And the next NFL team that's interested in Favre playing for them is *picks name out of a hat* the Eagles
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(45)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Seattle Mariners make it 14 straight losses, matching their longest streak in club history
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(43)
 
(abc15.com)
 
 
 
12-year-old boy who set an example for adult baseball fans by giving a foul ball to a sad younger child has been rewarded by Arizona Diamondbacks for unselfish sportsmanship
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(22)
 


Sat July 23, 2011
(SportsGrid)
 
Video
 
NASCAR pre-race prayer gives thanks to Jesus for, among other things, "GM Performance Technology" and "My smokin' hot wife"
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(57)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Martina Hingis may bring her yummy bubble butt to the tennis court for the 2012 Olympics
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(42)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NFL's most badass punter lights up a sub-mediocre former tight end
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(129)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Even people in Delaware want MLB to take the Dodgers away from the McCourts
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(13)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ohio $tat€ avoids major N¢AA ¢harg€s
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(85)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Plaxico Burress believes he can provide the Miami Dolphins a much-needed shot in the leg
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(13)
 


Fri July 22, 2011
(TSN)
 
 
 
Winnipeg Jets unveil the new team logo. It's awesome, unless you're a pinko lefty wuss
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(100)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Braylon Edwards pleads guilty to DWI, will have to blow his car for six months
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(14)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What's life in the new Big 12 like? Think of Texas as an abusive husband and everyone else as the battered wife who has nowhere else to go, blames herself for the abuse and keeps going back after he promises to change though he never will
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(78)
 
(laist)
 
 
 
Cameras catch Los Angeles Lakers' Andrew Bynum parking his BMW across two handicapped spaces. NBA refs call it the mother of all lane violations
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(116)
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
Weeners
 
Nude All Blacks beat clothed Fijian rugby team, in a match refereed by a blind German. Wait, what? (not safe for work images in link)
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(34)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
That suspect the LAPD arrested for the Brian Stow beating? Eh yeah, about that
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kansas City Chiefs decide to slash their attendance in half
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(75)
 


Thu July 21, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wayne Gretzky's son signs with the Cubs. Will be traded to Los Angeles in a few years
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Taiwanese Animation of Tiger Woods Firing Caddie Steve Williams..Will he hire porn star?
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(9)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Marlins manager Jack McKeon now 80 years old. Chances are we won't see someone this old in a baseball uniform again until next month's Little League World Series
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(10)
 
(Some Stampeder)
 
 
 
Canadian Olympic skiier hospitalized with "severe road rash to his buttocks." Bummer
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(11)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
There may just be a season yet
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(94)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thanks, Sports Illustrated, for putting up a slideshow of people playing quidditch IRL. Now'll they'll think they're athletes
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(80)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Will today finally be the day the lockout ends? Who will win in the battle of Millionaires vs Billionaires? How long before James Harrison says something stupid again? It's your NFL Lockout Deadline Day discussion thread
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(203)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Hideki Matsui hits home run #500*
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(97)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari want someone to buy them $3,000 worth of knives
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(89)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
There's a woman in Houston who could learn a lot from this classy young Diamondbacks fan
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
67,000 fans pack Qwest Field in Seattle to watch mighty Manchester United in football match, celebrate holding them to just a touchdown
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(63)
 
(670 The Score)
 
Audio
 
Ozzie Guillen dons a Lee Elia mask and curses out his Chicago White Sox. (Not safe for work language bleeped out)
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(23)
 


Wed July 20, 2011
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Chad Reed pulls a Chumbawamba
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
'The only difference between Manning and Big Ben is Manning isn't a known serial rapist'
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(198)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Cubs closer who is not Carlos Marmol does his best to emulate Marmol
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(20)
 
(las vegas sun)
 
 
 
UFL to push back start of season due to financial problems. Spokesman makes announcement from press conference held at Dollar Tree
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(37)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Best "slide" into home plate you'll see this week
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(61)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Carlos Beltran just made the Mets realize that they'll have to pony up cash to keep him onboard
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(27)
 
(PFT)
 
 
 
Mike Florio continues to prove why he's the Nancy Grace of NFL reporting after responding to Drew Brees' repeated, direct, categorical denials of any "special perks" deals with "nuh uh, that's not good enough"
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(44)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Mariners losing streak reaches ten straight games, with team shut out three times and hitting only two home runs. On the bright side, no one's accusing them of using steroids
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(27)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
B-A-S-tard-o, B-A-S-tard-o, B-A-S-tard-o and that's the bastard's name, O
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(24)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sunday's USA/Japan women's soccer match was ESPN's highest rated soccer match in history. Making it the 3,245,398th most watched show in ESPN history
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(72)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
NFL sued for concealing a little, insignificant, barely negligible, ninety-year oversight
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(32)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
35 years ago today Hank Aaron hit his last major league home run, number 755. He remains baseball's true home run king. Suck it, Barry
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(56)
 
(Some Deuce)
 
 
 
Phil Collins makes World Series final table, Sussudio
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(20)
 
(Sports Collectors Daily)
 
 
 
Derek Jeter foul ball from 3000 hit at-bat going to a auction
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(13)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Admired intellectual Antonio Cromartie says he wants to help his next team win a SB, whom ever that team may be. Just kidding, he threatened to play like shiat if he deems his contract unworthy
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is Evan Longoria hitting on US womens soccer star Alex Morgan? Is "MorLong" an appropriate celebrity name?
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A new contestant emerges for the dumbest tattoo ever
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(36)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Ten incredibly geeky reasons to watch Formula 1 racing, the cultured, intelligent cousin to NASCAR
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(69)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doctor says Gary Carter is improving as he heads into the final portion of his first round of cancer treatments. If only the Mets would follow his example and start showing improvements
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(10)
 


Tue July 19, 2011
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why Northern Ireland kicks ass at golf
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(40)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
After 400 wins, 3 Stanley Cups, 50 SOs, and a sub-2.5 lifetime GAA, Chris Osgood decides to hang up his skates. Spittle-flecked arguments by Wings haters for why he doesn't deserve to be in the Hall of Fame to the right
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(102)
 
(Some Hardballer)
 
 
 
The best minor-league baseball announcer resignation letter you'll listen to all day
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(42)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
NFL 2011: More commercials, less hitting
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(57)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;
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(49)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco Giants to visit President at White House. After getting it from both sides during debt ceiling debate, Obama finally won't have to absorb any more hits
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(13)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
San Diego sports museum returns Heisman Trophy to Reggie Bush's family because of its statue of limitations
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(8)
 
(EITB)
 
 
 
Will Barcelona sign Cesc Fabregas? Barcelona coach Pep Guardiola says they are ready to fight to the end
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'll see your Rafael Nadal's smashing new girlfriend and raise you Boris Becker's bikinied wife. Game, set, match
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(43)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Four awesome baseball infographics
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(44)
 


Mon July 18, 2011
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Will CM Punk be back? Will Christian show up as the one and only WWE World Champion? Will Zack Ryder make another bizarre, pointless appearance? Find out on WWE Monday Night Raw (live at 9PM eastern on USA.)
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(1536)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
UCLA pitcher Trevor Bauer wins "Golden Spikes Award" for nation's best amateur baseball player. In closest voting to date, he beats out three members of the Houston Astros
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(30)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Former Colorado Avalanche Joe Sakic scores hole-in-one at charity golf tournament, wins $1 million. Can now afford to hire someone to snowblow his driveway for him
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(46)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
MC Hammer Bobblehead Day in Oakland. That is all
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(25)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Red Sox vs Rays: 13 walks, 8 hits, 23 left on base, 16 innings, just 1 run
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Manchester's other soccer team have confirmed an offer approaching £50 million has been received for striker Carlos Tevez, presumably from Notre Dame cathedral to put on the roof
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rafael Nadal's new girlfriend is a smash on the beach as she shows off her woman's doubles
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(63)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Japan's [tsunami] win in the [earthquake] World Cup will not [death] be used by the [Fukushima] media in any way to [sadness] milk emotions out of [despair] the world
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(18)
 
(csnphilly.com)
 
 
 
Former Eagles running back Reno Mahe charged with illegally filling his vehicle with gasoline belonging to Utah construction company. Tells police he was just getting pumped for the new football season
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(13)
 

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