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Sun July 03, 2011
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A year off from the NFL and NBA might be okay
source: democratandchronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Detroit Tigers sign Santa. Will be booed in Philly
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Dale Earnhardt, Jr takes break from busy schedule of depositing endorsement checks, explodes at NASCAR for allowing "lovebug" racing, makes sure reporters quote all nine of his y'alls
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Djoker beats Rafa, Batman at Wimbledon
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Who's in? Who's out? Who cares (other than subby)? All-Star Game selection show (Noon ET, TBS)
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You're a New Zealand rugby team whose city has been destroyed by two earthquakes and you have no home stadium. Do you C) Play every game away, including travelling to London to make money, and go all the way to the final?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The 34 most unflattering action photos from Wimbledon
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Cash-strapped Russian women's soccer team to play in bikinis to draw bigger crowds. Eager fans quickly come to check out the first string
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Justin Verlander's night off went about as well as you would expect for the Tigers
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Sat July 02, 2011
(SportsGrid)
 
Video
 
Blue Jays pitcher Jon Rauch throws aside own manager to attack umpire
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(UFC Fight Card)
 
 
 
UFC 132 discussion thread. In the main event Bantamweight Champion Dominick Cruz fights to defend his title from Urijah Faber. The free Facebook prelims start at 6:15pm ET and the main event starts at 9:00pm ET
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Commercials? Commercials? We don't need no stinkin' commercials. It's your Coke Zero Firecracker 400 discussion thread. Commercial-free coverage begins on TNT at 7:30 PM ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Attractive blonde European tennis player upsets higher ranked attractive blonde European tennis player to win Wimbledon
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Brad Richards signs with the New York Rangers, looks forward to earning lots of money and improving his golf game
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sure it's socialist, but at least they're playing football
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(Sports Climax)
 
 
 
Did Jair Jurrjens just hurl himself into the starting job for the NL All-Stars?
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Fri July 01, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flyers sign Jagr. Because fark you, Pittsburgh, that's why
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(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
Yankee fan wants to open sports bar called "Buck Foston's." Surprisingly, some people have a problem with this, especially the mayor, who is a Red Sox fan
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(kesq.com)
 
 
 
Golf tournament loses Hope
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Heisman Trophy winner Cam Newton is not named SEC athlete of the year. I guess they felt it should be awarded to an amateur athlete
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Another week, another athlete stripped of its championships for use of illegally obtained performance enhancing programs. Stupid chess program
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(TSN)
 
 
 
NHL Free Agency period starts noon Eastern. Will the Rangers outbid the Leafs on Brad Richards? Will Stamkos get an offersheet the size of the GDP? The NHL Silly Season begins today
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The consequences of the NBA lockout WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Boris Becker's Spanish villa seized for non-payment of gardening bills. Fans always knew he didn't pay well on grass
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(buffalo down)
 
 
 
Negotiations between NFL owners and players are moving "backwards" and "optimism is waning." Ticketholders in Cincinnati and Charlotte to waste a lot less money this fall
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Begun, the lockout has
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(cbs)
 
 
 
Nebraska officially joins Big 10 Conference on Friday. All diplomas now worth 40% more
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Thu June 30, 2011
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Farked: You're relegated from the EPL. TotallyFarked: Your cross-town rivals steal your manager. UltraFarked: Your 'multi-millionaire' owner is arrested for money laundering
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Medical examiner concludes that Macho Man Randy Savage's heart snapped like a Slim Jim
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A slideshow of 26 NHL free agent busts, better known as the New York Rangers Hall of Shame
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"They say the grass is not greener on other side but let me tell you, when I'm watering the grass it's going to be green"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
NBA parties like it's 1999
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Gilbert Arenas may be the best planker in the NBA
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(CBC)
 
 
 
AHL team for the Winnipeg Jets to be called the St. John's Ice Caps. Expect inevitable Tim Hortons sponsorship announcement any day now
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Roger Clemens comes back swinging against perjury charges, still hoping to hit the showers in Cooperstown and not Leavenworth
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
International Weightlifting Federation changes rules to allow halal dumbbells in competition
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Even in retirement, Lance Armstrong is as busy as a one-legged man at a butt kicking contest. Or something lke that
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
City council votes 5-2 to allow a bunch of foreigners to drive like maniacs on the streets of Austin, TX
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mets score 52 runs in their past four games, still manage to win them all
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you catch a home run ball in the stands and decide to throw it back, try not to bean the player who just hit it (w/video)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stephen Jackson thrilled to be playing for his third team in three years, looks forward to alienating new teammates, management and fans every year
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(Autosport.com)
 
 
 
Formula 1 driver Mark Webber will be trained to fly Qantas jets. So much for "Qantas never crashes"
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Happy 44th, Mike Tyson. 'ears to you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amarillo admits huge boner in the design of their mascot, hope to get their endowment refunded
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
South Carolina wins second straight NCAA baseball title posting 0.88 team ERA. Nice to see a low number like 0.88 and not be a story about the Oklahoma football team GPA
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Kariya: "Career"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Minnesota Twins get slump-busting relief." Mark Grace unavailable for comment
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Wed June 29, 2011
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Portland offers Greg Oden $8.8 million to have knee surgery next season
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Your week 13 MLB Power Rankings to the left, payroll whining to the right
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Man meets golfer who saved his life by hitting him in the head with a golf ball
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Life-size Lego version of Dirk Nowitzki shipped from Germany to Dallas, somehow manages to outscore LeBron in the fourth quarter
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the "I dare you to make sense of this headline" department: "Ex-Demon coach in shock Pie shuffle"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cliff Lee dominates Red Sox, while mlb.com needs to learn math
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mets from August 2009 to yesterday: 0 grand slams, 18 given up. Mets yesterday: Grand slams in back-to-back innings
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(Some Guy With Lots of Problems)
 
 
 
Police: You was doin' fifty five in a fifty four. Arizona Cardinal Darnell Dockett: My glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back. And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Dustin Pedroia hearing plans to play Adrian Gonzalez in RF and David Ortiz at 1B: "It'll be good offensively but damn, I've gotta play second, first and right. That's a lot of ground to cover, man. I've got small legs"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Judge approves interim $150 million loan to Dodgers. To obtain loan Dodgers must set repayment schedule, start making automobiles
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Adam Done
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Phillies shortstop using a high-tech carbon fiber composite bat still fails to break a home run distance record set by Babe Ruth using a wooden bat and a dead ball
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(SportsGrid)
 
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Charles Barkley tried his hand at baseball broadcasting last night? That's turrible
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(CBSChicago.com)
 
 
 
Ozzie Guillen flips out after White Sox lose. They've been doing a lot of that lately, losing
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Manchester United get De Gea to grab some balls
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(cabin.net)
 
 
 
U.S. Open officials accused of making golf course super easy to ensure low scores, increase TV ratings. PGA spokesman denies the accusations while standing near the 77-yard par 4
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(Soma Guy)
 
 
 
Tide Ripped, RIP Tide
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Tue June 28, 2011
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a shocking revelation, Best Korean World Cup Soccer coach blames loss to the evil USA on his team getting hit by lightning
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tennis mom tweets about how hot her son's opponent is at Wimbledon
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Answers to all of your questions about the Dodgers' bankruptcy claims - and why the organization is fighting Major League Baseball
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Calipari will make about $30,000 for every 10 game minutes he coaches, more than the average Kentucky resident makes in a year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In an effort to make the sport of cricket less confusing to Americans, its governing body will let small freshwater fish from America compete in the world cup. Hope that helps
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(CNN)
 
 
 
11 girls, no cup for Mexican players
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(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Barring soccer fans in Scotland from being abusive bigots while watching matches is draconian and violates civil liberties, says a Scottish soccer fan
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former N.C. State star QB Russell Wilson mysteriously chooses to transfer to Wisconsin instead of Auburn, misses opportunity to play-for-pay under sordid academic standards
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Dodgers should file bankruptcy every day
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Headline: "Wong makes early impact with Bandits" with a picture of what a baseball player swinging a bat while saying "WONG" might look like
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Gilbert Arenas files a lawsuit to block the mother of his four kids from appearing on the TV show "Basketball Wives" because he claims that her appearing on the show would be illegally exploiting his image
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The loveliest ladies of the 2011 Women's World Cup (Warning: slideshow)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NCAA Baseball Championship: Florida vs South Carolina. 8pm EST. All SEC. Imagine that?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Venus and Serena Williams eliminated from Wimbledon, as both do their best impression of American men
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(SportsGrid)
 
Video
 
The bizarre anti-WWE rant that got wrestler CM Punk fired (with transcript)
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Iron Mike and his lovely wife Kiki re-upped their nups in Vegas over the weekend. Several hundred hoodwinked guests were expecting a birthday bash (pics)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
NC State's Lorenzo Charles crashes the boards for the last time
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ceremonial first pitch, WTF style
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Mon June 27, 2011
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Spin the wheel, make the deal. Live from Las Vegas, it's Raw Roulette. Come to see Shawn Michaels, stay for R-Truth's conspiracy theories about the roulette wheel. It's your official Monday Night Raw thread (9 PM EDT)
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(SportsGrid)
 
Video
 
Wendi Nix filled in on "Baseball Tonight" last night, and it was a disaster. Here's the "highlight" video
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Mike Quade has less than a month to prove the Cubs are more than just a little league team before Ricketts decides to dump the two good players the team has for a few draft picks and some magic beans
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(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
The movie Rocky came true last night. So did Halloween
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Terrell Owns' injury could cost him six months, which means he'll be back just in time for the last half of the strike-shortened eight-game season
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(SportsGrid)
 
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World Cup star completes hat trick with spectacular bicycle kick. Oh, and he's 16 years old
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Debt Dodgers
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Today is "Super Monday" at Wimbledon with all 32 remaining players in action. Will the top seeds hang on? If not, who is poised for an upset?
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(Sports Climax)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by the Canucks repeat riot of 2011, River Plate soccer fans tore apart their city and stadium too
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Wearing a Joe Mauer jersey. New Yuckness: Shaving a Joe Mauer "jersey" into your back hair
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(fox sports houston)
 
 
 
Ex-lightweight champ Juan Diaz to study law at Dartmouth. Now happy to be going from boxers to briefs
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas Rangers' Josh Hamilton, hitting .377 at night, .113 during the day, blames it on his having blue eyes. Plans on trying different types of eyewear since all his life he's been a contact hitter
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Looks like the new Jets are just farking everything up already
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