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Sun May 29, 2011
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Congratulations on making it to the 3rd leg of 2011's Memorial Day Weekend auto racing triathalon. Time to finish strong with your Coke 600 thread
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(808)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Cup Finals are Set, ladies and gentlemen. Who will hoist Lord Stanley's cup when it's all said and done? Vancouver vs. Boston. Cup 2011. It's on
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(100)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
On this day in 1995, Derek Jeter made his major league debut. Hate him or hate him, he's still a pretty good ball player
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(76)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
100 years ago Ray Harroun took his #32 Marmon Wasp to victory in the first Indianapolis 500 with an average speed of just under 75 miles per hour. It's your official Indianapolis 500 race day thread (ABC)
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(385)
 
(Washington post)
 
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First ever triple backflip on a BMX bike. Bonus: Helmet cam
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anybody can hit a walk-off homer, but executing a walk-off suicide squeeze takes balls of steel
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(43)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Your official Grand Prix of Monaco discussion thread. It's like flying a helicopter in your living room
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nash hopes NBA opens Bridges to players who choose to reveal how they Don their Johnsons (15)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Fire breaks out at Dodger Stadium on bring your dog to park night. MMMMM Dodger dogs
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(24)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Champions League final ends pretty much how everyone thought it would: that one club everybody hates beat the other club everybody hates
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(41)
 


Sat May 28, 2011
(UFC Fight Card)
 
 
 
UFC 130 discussion thread. Rampage Jackson Vs. Matt Hamill, Frank Mir Vs. Roy Nelson and many more great fighters go toe to toe. The action starts at 9 pm ET
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(354)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You'll have to excuse Jordan Spieth if he's a little late to his high school graduation this afternoon. He's kind of busy trying to win a PGA tournament right now
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(16)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NFL coaches come out in support of the players in labor dispute. Except the Redskins coaches. They were all like "Yessir, Mr. Snyder sir, please don't fire us, sir"
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(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Champions League Final - Man U vs Barcelona
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(431)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
John Elway's lawyer asks punk rock band to stop using the NFL star's last name. Hilarity and more attention than the band could have ever hoped for ensues
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(56)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former Ohio State WR who said that "everybody" on the team was breaking rules tries to claim that his words were twisted by the newspaper... except that the reporter recorded the entire interview
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NFL, Cowboys want Super Bowl seating suit tossed. Lawyers told to find a seat and wait for judge... oh, there aren't any seats available? So sorry... sucks, doesn't it?
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(21)
 
(Daily DDT)
 
 
 
Arrest warrant issued for Ric Flair. So much for trying to woo the authorities
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Braylon Edwards keeps a promise he made while he was a Cleveland Brown; gives $1 million in scholarships to 101 Cleveland students. Beat that, LeBron
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
AFLAC Heisman frontrunner Tate Forcier threatens to jump from apartment balcony, has nice chat with Sgt. Stedanko
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(16)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jets fan is the only one to take care of Vince Lombardi's grave. It could be worse. An Eagles fan could be taking care of it
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(30)
 


Fri May 27, 2011
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Just your run of the mill 3-2-6-1-5-3-4-6-8 double play...wait, what?
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(38)
 
(Some Blasphemer)
 
 
 
Scotty Pippen probably just pissed off Chicago worse than LeBron pissed off Cleveland
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(118)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Large Marge Dydek, 7'2" women's basketball star who wouldn't dunk because she thought it was mean, dies at 37
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(52)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Derek Lowe high on life after DUI charges dropped
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(11)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rule change for Indy 500 restarts will likely turn one caution flag into many
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(31)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
It's carb day at the Indianapolis 500... do they even use carburetors anymore? It's Fuel Injection Day. It's, uh, your offical Turbo Day thread
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Louisiana man wins $1,000,000 prize for pitching perfect game on MLB 2K11, and it only took him three tries and a couple of hours to do it thanks to his strategy
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(61)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
We've replaced Dice-K and John Lackey with pitchers with actual stuff. Let's see if anyone notices
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(33)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
The NBA Finals are set. The Heat vs The Mavericks, this is a repeat from 2006
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(243)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
There can be only one. Bruins/Bolts, Eastern Conference Finals game 7 (8:00 p.m. EDT)
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(1140)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
At this point, it's easier to ask who DIDN'T accept bribes at Fifa
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(37)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Obvious: Wealthy Los Angelino wants to buy the Buffalo Bills. Unlikely: And keep them in Buffalo
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
BCS will consider vacating USC's 2004 National Championship, the one they won while Reggie Bush received improper benefits
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(35)
 
(Some Tennis Guy)
 
 
 
Kim Clijsters lost to a really hot tennis player whose name you cannot pronounce
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(37)
 


Thu May 26, 2011
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Thanks to NFL lockout, Denver Bronco can follow his true passion
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FARK ready headline of the day: Deterding raising eyebrows among the 5A ranks
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(12)
 
(TheScore)
 
 
 
Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is... now part owner of the New York Mets
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(24)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Rockies: 12, Diamondbacks: 4, Darwin: 1
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(92)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Chicago Bulls send the Eastern Conference Finals back to Miami for a pivotal Game 6, or will we all be invited to Mario Chalmers' Dance Party? The answers and more in tonight's Game 5 Miami at Chicago thread (8:30 PM EDT, TNT)
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(546)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Tiki Barber compares himself to deaf, dumb, blind girl
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When a fan runs onto the field, David Beckham manages to catch him without diving to the ground as soon as contact is made
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(45)
 
(EITB)
 
 
 
Valdano fired, Mourinho wins Real Madrid's war for power, President Perez surrenders to the 'dark side'
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(14)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh laughs off rumor that he wants to buy the Minnesota Vikings and move them to Los Angeles... but he doesn't deny it, either
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(44)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Thanks to comments by Cincinnati Bengals owner Mike Brown, Chad Ochocinco will follow up his bull-riding stunt by doing some snake wrangling
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Busted Posey
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(174)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Up 5-2 against #3 seed Vera Zvonareva and facing match point, Sabine Lisicki fails to convert, suffers terrible leg cramps, loses the match, and has to be taken off on a stretcher
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(19)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Zack Greinke has hit more home runs than the four players he was traded for last December
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(22)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Don't get too excited, Canada. A local buyer in Atlanta was trying to buy out ASG since Feburary, which could cause the NHL and NBA to investigate
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(56)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
There's at least one person in the Yankee organization that's happy Rafael Soriano is on the DL
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(10)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Blue Jays pitcher JoJo Reyes makes 28 consecutive starts with 0 wins. Anthony Young consecutive loss record still well in tact
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More good news for The Ohio State University: "Everyone was doing it"
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(125)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's not often journeymen second basemen get chances to singlehandedly win games. It's even rarer when they do it from the mound
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(58)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
FAMILIAR SURROUNDINGS BEST FOR BLIND RUNNERS
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(10)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Mavericks steal Oklahoma City's thunder
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(73)
 


Wed May 25, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA Playoffs: Dallas Mavericks return home to try and close out the series against a desperate OKC Thunder team. Mario Chalmers
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(312)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
KC Royals great Paul Splittorff slides home
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(21)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Barry Bonds to pay for college education of children of beaten SF Giants fan. Classy: He made the offer over a month ago and it became public only because the family wanted to publicy thank him. No * needed this time
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(77)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will the Bruins punch a ticket for Vancouver? Or will the Lightning bolt back to Boston for Game 7? (Versus, 8:00 pm EDT)
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(895)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Online poker advocates go all in on Capitol Hill
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(109)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Chicago Cubs are one pitcher away from having an entire starting rotation on the disabled list
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(27)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
George "The Animal" Steele lends insight into why Randy Savage and Vince McMahon had a falling out, proceeds to eat a turnbuckle
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(57)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning has neck surgery for second time in 15 months. So THAT'S why he couldn't see Tracy Porter
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lakers set to pay Mike Brown $4 million a year to let Kobe shoot whenever the hell he wants (33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York votes to legalize mixed martial arts matches. All rules to be carefully enforced, fighters to punch in and punch out
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(50)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
17 years to the day. The Vancouver Canucks, Western Conference Champions
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(156)
 
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by the guy who just summited Everest and Lhotse in a single day, a Hungarian alpinist completes one leg of that climb--without one leg of his own
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(9)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"A lot of drugs," "quite a bit of screwing" and Chris Berman is a dick, these and other excerpts from the new ESPN book
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(65)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Alcohol linked to fights at baseball games, according to researchers from the Noshait Sherlock Institute
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(13)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Another Chicago team chokes in the postseason. You know what they say; if you can't stand the Heat, get out
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(82)
 


Tue May 24, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Fans evacuated mid-game at Rangers/White Sox game in Arlington due to severe weather
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(29)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA players fire preemptive shot in their own labor dispute. This is good news... for the NHL
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(14)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Judging by Gary Bettman's words, the Thrashers would have stayed in Atlanta by going bankrupt
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(89)
 
(FOX Charlotte)
 
 
 
NASCAR driver Kyle Busch decided to keep up the track pace - until the police showed up
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(35)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Who would've thought that the contract for a player who could go down as the best of all time in his sport was originally written on a napkin?
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Chicago Bulls get back into the Eastern Conference Finals? Will Mario Chalmers be merciful enough to allow it? The answers and more in tonight's Chicago at Miami Game 4 thread (8:30 PM EDT, TNT)
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(425)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
I'm a Shaaaarrrrk. I'm a Shhhhhhaaaaaaarrrrrrk. Now I have to win three in a row..... oooohhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiit
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(1082)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"For the record is Bautista is 6-0, 195. Hank Aaron was 6-0, 180, Willie Mays 5-10, 170, Eddie Mathews 6-1,190 and Mickey Mantle 5-11, 195"
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(90)
 
(Alpinist)
 
 
 
Not content with summiting Everest, American climber Michael Horst decides to bag neighboring 8000-meter peak Lhotse for good measure. Oh, and he did both in less than a day
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(62)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
So long to Alec Weeks, the man who made the Match of the Day the only way to spend your Saturday
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(6)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Randy Savage may be best known for wrestling, but his first love was baseball and briefly played for the Cardinals organization. Also was a victim of an infamous 'atomic sit-up'
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(27)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In case you weren't watching tonight's Mavs-Thunder game, let me summarize Dirk Nowitzki's play at the end of the fourth for you: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
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(116)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Female softball umpire accused of getting into the minors
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(106)
 
(Ballpark Digest)
 
 
 
Richmond Flying Squirrels to hold "Tribute to Bacon Night" at tomorrow's game, featuring free bacon coupons, contest to win a year's supply of Virginia bacon, and special appearance by cop named Kevin Bacon
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(37)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
With the extra free time he has during the lockout, one Redskins player is giving firefighting a shot
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(7)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Preakness 2011: 107,000 attendees, 0 arrests. Obviously we're not in Baltimore anymore
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(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
News: Andretti sponsors a Foyt-owned car at Indy. FARK: Andretti puts one of its own drivers in Foyt's car
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(26)
 


Mon May 23, 2011
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And lo it came to pass that the Thunder and Mavericks were to battle for the fourth time at 9pm in the time of East. There would be much discussion and debate and jibba jabba amongst the Farkers. It is written, so let it be done. Chalmers 5:23
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(253)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Number 1 is the story of the season. Number 3 should be number 9. Come and see where your team ranks in the week 8 MLB power rankings
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(95)
 
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Former Buffalo Sabre Matthew Barnaby to face judge, could face four years in the penalty box
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(16)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The 15 grossest things in WWE history. It's not as if they had only a few things to choose from (not safe for work)
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(449)
 
(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
FIFA may have buyer's remorse with their Qatar 2022 selection
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(89)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Tim Thomas guaranteed a B's Stanley Cup appearance. Yzerbolts guaranteed to strike twice. Maybe even four or five times.(NHL Playoffs day 40 8p.m. EDT)
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(621)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
No one really cares about rugby except eight traditional rugby-playing nations, who prefer it that way. "Might not their influence wane in the face of sharp, commercially minded Americans who could really take the game forward?"
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(59)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Countess Blood, Misty Muffdiver, Venomous Violet, Go Go Rillah, Cookie Hoe & Vix Viking. Members of an all girl rock group? Nope, they're Swedish roller girls (w/photo of a couple of the lovely lasses)
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(30)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Internet denizens poke fun at courtside reporter for apparently acting like a live segment was being taped... except it was taped, and ESPN accidentally aired an outtake instead of the good one
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(10)
 
(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
800 Fans show up at airport to support Tampa Bay Lightning. 800? In Boston we call that pre-game at Mulligans
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(75)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Tim Wakefield repeats his successful performance from the 1918 World Series
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Bernard Hopkins, 46, punches his way into the history books by becoming the oldest fighter to win a major world championship
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Thanks to Dwayne Roloson, a young goalie's dream lives on
source: www2.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Anna Kournikova to be trainer on "The Biggest Loser." I'm not sure if the title refers to weight loss or Anna's performance on the courts
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(70)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Garrett Wolfe on Wednesday: the NFL's lockout has the potential to do irreversible damage to his career, so on Saturday, I'm going to take matters into my own hands
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(11)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Chicago Bull Joakim Noah caught calling Miami fan a cigarette
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(134)
 

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