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Sun April 17, 2011
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Robot journalist out-writes human sportswriter. Next up, robot talk show host vaporizes next WFAN caller to start with "long time, first time"
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(35)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Red Sox have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar
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(42)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Major League Baseball signs deal to broadcast games in Vietnam and China, thereby slowing down Asian economic surge by boring their citizens to death
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(35)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Our alcohol budget rivals a Third World country's GDP
 
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hockey Playoffs Day 4: Caps at Rangers 3pm, Ducks at Preds 6pm, Canucks-Hawks 8pm. All times Eastern Daylight Savings, in case you're the pedantic dork in the other thread obsessing over it
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(Yahoo)
 
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You're doing it wrong - "That was the strangest thing I've ever seen. It took like six coaches to try to figure out what he did"
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(50)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA Playoffs Day 2: Someone tell Kobe that he doesn't have to score all the points. Also, punch your nearest NBA official in the face for making Denver/OKC the late game
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(437)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the Aaron's 499 at Talladega Superspeedway today (1pm ET, FOX). And just to keep things in perspective, here's a list of 100 things that have happened since Dale Earnhardt Jr. last won. Boogity boogity
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(580)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
赛车
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(25)
 
(necn.com)
 
 
 
50,000 in Thailand break human wave world record, held previously by Sendai, Japan
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(93)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Matt Garza finally feels like a true Cub
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(22)
 


Sat April 16, 2011
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Dwight Gooden sentenced for driving under the influence of cocaine. This is not a repeat from every year since 1985
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(34)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Derrick Rose quickly discard of the Pacers? Will the Heat choke? Will anyone care that the Hawks and Magic are playing? It's the start of the NBA playoffs discussion thread
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(409)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Coyote Wings sounds good with a mustard dipping sauce. NHL Playoffs: PHX/DET@1PM, BUF/PHL@5PM, MTL/BOS@7PM, LAK/SHS@10PM
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(1046)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Civil war in Manchester - after Brum Vs Mackems, Seasiders Vs Latics, Toffees Vs Rovers, Baggies Vs Pensioners and Hammers Vs Villains in your Saturday Limeyball thread
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(521)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NCAA football touchdown taunting rule goes live this season. Because that won't cause controversy at all
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(87)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
As if the man hasn't already provided enough reasons, here are a few more on why the Pistons hiring Isiah Thomas as coach would be a very bad idea
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(18)
 


Fri April 15, 2011
(CNN)
 
 
 
This week's MLB Power Rankings confirm that the Red Sox are a top 30 team
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(150)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Being compared to Adam "Pacman" Jones on the field is a good thing. Being compared to him off the field... not so much
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jerret Stoll: "I'm sorry White's head got in the way of my elbow"
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(35)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Do you know what happens to a penguin when it gets struck by lightning? (NHL Playoffs - first game at 4pm PDT)
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(1105)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
NFL Network trades Joe Theismann and Matt Millen for Mike Mayock and an announcer to be named later
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(73)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Even non soccer fans will have to admit that this is one of the coolest renditions of the national anthem that you'll ever see
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(148)
 
(e canada now)
 
 
 
Lingerie football league picks Toronto as new franchise. Eager fans rush to get season's tickets in rows A, B, C, D and DD
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(34)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Signs that the MLB season starts too early: Six teams set record lows for single-game attendance, and another five teams came close
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Steve Spurrier on his players: "Some go drink beer all summer"
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(14)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
There is more evidence of the great conspiracy against the Red Wings and their fans. If you're in Detroit and throw an octopus on the ice you'll be ejected from the game and fined $500
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(69)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
After losing the Masters, Rory McIlroy's golf clubs lost during connecting flights. Airline offers food vouchers to make up for iron deficiency
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(19)
 
(Fangraphs)
 
 
 
Presenting, the highlight of the 2011 Oakland A's season: Coco Crisp's giant afro
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(37)
 


Thu April 14, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kevin Na sets PGA record for worst score on a par 4 ever, after shooting a TRIPLE NICKEL (that's 15, folks) on the 9th hole. Kevin's Na gonna forget this for a long, long time
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(72)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Colorado Rockies have quietly become one of the hottest teams in the league by winning 280 of their last 580 games
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(43)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Penn State teams up with Nike for radical football uniform reboot, with lightning bolts, simulated diamondplate, a hologram of a roaring Nittany Lion (w/ alternate bands of blue and white LEDs) and a 3-D rendering of JoePa's glasses
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(39)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Mets are now wearing out other teams' relievers
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(4)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL player kicked off of high school property for A) Selling drugs B) Soliciting under age girls or C) Trying to practice on their field because of the lockout
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(47)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Former Chicago Bears quarterback Bobby Douglass arrested for breaking into his girlfriend's home. Well, at least he managed to get through some kind of defense
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kinda cool: Nike outfits a college football team in a stylish all-black uniform. Kinda hot: In Tempe, Arizona
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(73)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
I'm a shark. I'm SHAAAARK. I'll win in siiiiix. I'M A SHAAARK. (NHL Playoffs - first game at 4pm PDT)
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(1175)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB apparently realizes that HD televisions aren't going away
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(74)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New Jersey Devils win NHL's draft lottery, so the Edmonton Oilers get the first overall pick. Wait, what?
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(96)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Henceforth, the Texas Bowl is now the Meineke Car Care Bowl and the Meineke Car Care Bowl is the Belk Bowl. It's good to see the quiet dignity of the bowl system is still preserved
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NFL wants to cut 60% of guaranteed pay from rookie contracts, punish players for holding out. Good luck with those
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(60)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After 15-day delay, Japan's baseball league finally begins play. Go 'Topes
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(27)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
After his Masters meltdown, Rory McIlroy a) retreated to his fortress of solitude-and-whorebots at Isleworth, b) got whinybiatchy with reporters, or c) manned up and even tweeted a picture of him and Schwartzel en route to their next tournament
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(41)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After that whole infidelity/divorce thing, Tiger Woods says he really felt good getting out there and swinging his club around. He also felt good about the way he played at the Masters
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(12)
 
(Daily Trojan)
 
 
 
Free agent QB Matt Leinart compares his NFL career to a "roller coaster". Perhaps "crash test car" would have been a better comparison
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(48)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
STP, the iconic brand featured on Richard Petty's #43 race car for so many years, returns to NASCAR after 11-year absence
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(31)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Toledo Mud Hens are only team in professional baseball history to schedule a doubleheader to open its season, putting a pride-filled smile on faces of male Army file clerks wearing dresses worldwide
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(34)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
AJ Burnett has one more win than the Red Sox
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In what was likely the last Sacramento Kings game ever, the team cements its legacy as you might expect: with a heartbreaking loss to the Lakers
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(33)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you had April 13 as the date when the Mets would hit the panic button, come claim your prize
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Big East brass gather to discuss Villanova's pending invitation to play football. (Not safe for work language)
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(35)
 


Wed April 13, 2011
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant didn't mean his homophobic slur in a gay way
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(80)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
The Stanley Cup Playoffs are here. Games start at 7 ET. Your discussion thread is to the right
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(1539)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Despite rampant use of steroids, Bonds jury still hung
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(80)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Josh Hamilton feels bad about throwing coach under bus, apologizes. No wait, he instead throws the bus in reverse and backs over the guy as he's getting up
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sometimes you don't realize something was missing from your life until you see it for the first time. Something like monkeys riding dogs herding goats
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(12)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Hurling, the Irish sport that's a mix of hockey and rugby without pads. Includes phrases "fractured eye socket," "had the finger reattached," and "shattered one testicle, had to have half the second removed"
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(40)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
You are a sports star in a gay-friendly state playing a game nationally televised. Do you C) get filmed calling the ref a "f***ing f***got"?
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(122)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Titans wideout Kenny Britt runs lousy route, police make interception
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(10)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Blue Jay slugger Carlos Delgado to retire. In other news Carlos Delgado was still an active player
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(16)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Sixteen teams begin the quest to be the first to sixteen victories and drink from Lord Stanley's Cup. Pens/Bolts, Wings/Yotes, Rangers/Caps, Hawks/Nucks, and Ducks/Preds. It's your inaugural 2011 Stanley Cup Discussion
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(307)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
College athlete admits he's only read one book while in college, is somehow getting a degree anyway
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(42)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Too cool for school? BYU basketball star Jimmer Fredette asked to skip class
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(13)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by EightFive during a lockout, Dallas Clark of the Indianapolis Colts is set to appear on a guest spot of Criminal Minds
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(5)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Nine-story tall real life Hot Wheels track being built inside Indianapolis Motor Speedway
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(13)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Video shows Lebron's mom going down in hotel parking lot
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(18)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Phil Mickelson gets his balls in a twist when Krispy Kreme plasters his ravenous mug wearing a green jacket on billboards all over Augusta
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(16)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Where have you gone David Beckham?
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(26)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
25 years ago today, the Bear came out of hibernation
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(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events no one could have seen coming, Andrew Bynum injures his knee right before the playoffs (13)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Book it. Done
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(81)
 
(Fighting Insider)
 
 
 
Brian Foster Withdraws from UFC 129 Due to Brain Hemorrhage
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(18)
 
(Mocksession.com)
 
Video
 
Knicks' Anthony Carter grabs the Bulls' Ronnie Brewer's junk in a floor scramble. Talk about a loose ball foul
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(24)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
On the bright side, the Boston Red Sox have a shot at going 17-145 this season
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(71)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL releases 2011 preseason schedule as a cruel joke to fans that think football will be played next fall
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(27)
 


Tue April 12, 2011
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Odd: The media did some old fashioned investigation to get a story. Fark: The story is Peyton Manning and his wife had twins
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(22)
 
(Not that Justin)
 
 
 
Further evidence that Chicago Cubs fans are some of the most knowledgeable in baseball (w/ video goodness)
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(45)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Josh Hamilton fractures his arm while throwing his third base coach under the bus
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
WWE Wrestler Edge forced to retire due to problems resulting from his broken neck. It was real to him, dammit
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(180)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Player who couldn't hit jump shot in national championship games declares for NBA Draft
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(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Nasty" curveballs, fastballs with "hop", here comes the science. New doppler radar measurements give insight to why some pitchers are so hard to hit with measures of flight time, fastball extension, and RPM
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(32)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Terry Bradshaw is becoming more and more like Gary Busey every day
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(32)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Shakhtar and Spurs play for pride? Can Inter just play out the string? Can both teams somehow lose at Old Trafford? All these questions and more answered in you Champions League Quarter Final leg 2 thread
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(93)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Hot Wheels plans 300 foot jump at Indianapolis 500. That is a lot of plastic orange track
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(30)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Rangers claw their way to #1 spot in this week's MLB power rankings, antlers the competition
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(45)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Fark: Adrian Gonzalez tripled. Farkier: So did David Ortiz. Everyday occurrence: And the Red Sox lose
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(37)
 
(SunHerald)
 
 
 
Pee Wee league official accused of embezzling $24,000. His defense consisted of repeatedly shouting "I know you are, but what am I?"
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(6)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
NBA player misses dunk, celebrates because he thought he made it, then accidentally tackles his teammate and forces a turnover. Miss NCAA basketball yet?
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(51)
 
(WTAM)
 
 
 
Indians fans spotted peeking out from behind darkened windows of sports shame
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(39)
 
(Some Hockey Fan)
 
 
 
Canadians surgeons told to stop talking about hockey while operating. No word yet on closing the hospital during the playoffs
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
12-year-old Minnesota girl is already playing tennis against high school boys and is being trained by John McEnroe. YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS
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(36)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A blind water-skier sets a new blindfolded distance record. I think that's cheating
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(22)
 


Mon April 11, 2011
(USA Today)
 
 
 
And now, it's time for the "Augusta National Golf Club are still dicks to women" portion of the Masters
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(142)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Footballing legend Roy Keane goes to land of convicts to repair his reputation in England as a failure, may sign contract to coach Melbourne team
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(23)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Old and busted: trick basketball shots. New hotness: trick basketball shots without using your hands
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(37)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Playoffs 2011. All brackets have been set. Sharks in 6. Book it. Done
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(389)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Will Power dominates Grand Prix of Alabama, Awesome Name Contest
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(22)
 

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