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Sun April 03, 2011
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(CNN)
 
 
 
English Soccer team erects statue of Michael Jackson outside their stadium; the owner says anyone who doesn't like it can "go to Hell"
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Duke lacrosse accuser has a domestic dispute with her boyfriend. Then things get stabby
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you haven't been paying attention, there's a new greatest tennis player on earth. No, it's not him
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(30)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Now with more bacon!
 
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
If you always wanted a 7" plastic sperm cell replica, today is your lucky day. If you wanted it signed by Atlanta Braves' Chipper Jones' brother, it is like you hit the lottery
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN desperate to compete with CBS and is pushing anything they can, I mean is hosting a World Showcase of basketball fundamentals. This is your Women's Final Four Discussion Thread
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(76)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
The Rock, Stone Cold, and Triple H vs. The Undertaker. Welcome to 2001, it's the Official Wrestlemania XXVII Discussion Thread
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(1243)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tire issues have flared up at Martinsville, so much so Kyle Busch says the Goody's 500 will feature a lot of "beat-up fenders." Like that's a bad thing, Kyle - it's called "racing." Boogity boogity. 1pm, EDT, Fox
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(568)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
After telling everyone, including children, on live TV to all farking go to hell, millionaire pro athlete says if he shouldn't have done it, he's sorry and sometimes the inner chav just has a mind of it's own
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(31)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cinderella is murdered. The Butler did it
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(54)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rangers' Kinsler claws his way into MLB record books on second day of the season
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(38)
 


Sat April 02, 2011
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Alfonso Soriano: "We just have to admit to ourselves that the Chicago Cubs should not be playing in a professional baseball league"
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(23)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
India 277-4 beats Sri Lanka 274-6 by four wickets in the Cricket World Cup. My head hurts
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Butler and VCU will face off to decide who will be the defacto National Champion after the winner of UConn/UK is forced to vacate. This is your Official Final Four Discussion thread
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(456)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Fishermen's hackles up as tackle shops' fly-tying feathers get snapped up by hairdressers using them for latest fashion fad. "This is kind of man land and now, all of a sudden, there's all these ladies calling about hair"
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Live stream of the cricket world cup finals. India really has their work cut out for them
source: icccricketworldcuplive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Sports Climax)
 
 
 
Windup and the pitch and Dr. Ting throws a curveball and catches Bonds' prosecutors looking
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(48)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It seems like forever, but the EPL is back, here is your weekly thread, a bit late because I think the mod-mins might be asleep for awhile
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(127)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Not News: Doing a backflip with a bike. Holy fark are you kidding me: Doing a backflip off and back onto a bike, in midair
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Washington Nationals' proud tradition of player name misspelling continues, this time in 20-foot-tall text
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(21)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Major League Soccer has it's own version of a Carmelo Anthony trade, except some Canadian dude gets traded for magic beans and a bottle of whiskey
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(31)
 


Fri April 01, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Cubs' home opener went as expected
source: scores.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Former Red Sox general manager Lou Gorman dead at 82. Bill Buckner promises that he won't let the chance to honor him slip through his legs
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(11)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
New York Yankees raise prices to $35 ... to park your car. Beer still a reasonable $11
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(50)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Buy me a t-shirt in orange and black, I don't care if I'm badly attacked
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Brandon Lyon plays hilarious April Fools' Day prank on Houston. This Lyon won't be sleeping tonight
source: mlb.mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't think something is seriously out of whack with baseball salaries? Then consider this: A-Rod's salary this year will be almost as much the entire payroll for the KC Royals
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(70)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yankees win 11 straight Opening Day games* (just not 2009 at new Yankee Stadium)
source: scores.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Looks like Chad Pennington has found a new body part to destroy during the lockout
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(15)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Yankees OF Curtis Granderson uses Rebecca Black's Friday for at-bat music, hits game winning home run
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(30)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Cubs Opening Day is here, and it's time to look at 9 questions facing the team, like "When will Zambrano go insane?", "When will we hear 'There's always next year?'", and "Would getting a goat help?"
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember the 5'10'' white kid with the 50'' vertical who wanted to be invited to the NCAA dunk competition? Yeah, he won it
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(71)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Vancouver Canucks clinch top spot in NHL and President's Trophy for the first time. Story to the left, first-round exit predictions to the right
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(160)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Introducing "frockey," which combines Ultimate Frisbee with ice hockey. It looks "fretarded"
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
5 ejections, 3 technical fouls & a Dallas fan hauled off. The only thing missing from this game was Ron Artest flying into the stands beating a random fan
source: scores.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 


Thu March 31, 2011
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is golf really a sport when you have an escalator to take you to the second tee?
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Warren Moon says you're a racist if you criticize $Cam Newton
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wichita State Gives Alabama "The Shocker", Wins 2011 N.I.T. Championship 66-57
source: scores.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Indian model Poonam Pandey says she will go nude if India wins the Cricket World Cup. Subby suddenly becomes a fan of the Indian cricket team
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(47)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Some gambling wizard, or possibly a time traveller from the future, put money on VCU when Vegas had them at 5,000-to-1 odds
source: content.usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Not a repeat from 1981; Isaiah Thomas forgoes another year of college basketball to enter the NBA draft
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how you are able to watch your favorite team lose on just about any device with a screen? Take a tour of the MLB Advanced Media center
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(6)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hockey Legend Gordie Howe turned 83, looks forward to relaxing with family and watching taped Detroit game from last night
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(35)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
In an attempt to recreate Disco Demolition Night, the Boston Red Sox are pushing to allow the sale of hard liquor to the crowd at Fenway. Surprisingly, the police have a problem with this
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(44)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, Barry Zito's sore neck is not the result of having to whip his head around to watch homers hit off him since 2007
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(6)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former NBA referee punches Dominique Wilkins, gives himself a technical foul
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Statiphiliac John Hollinger says Dwight Howard is the NBA MVP
source: insider.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Delish)
 
 
 
Buy some $28 hot dogs and $15 cracker jacks, I don't care if I never get back
source: delish.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chad Pennington tears his ACL. Man, I hope that doesn't affect his ability to throw the football deep
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(19)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
For some reason Fran Tarkenton is still butthurt about Favre playing for the Vikings
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Subby's mom was once sent to the hospital after being hit in the head with a hockey puck that had been aimed at a trio of heckling girls. So, this isn't about hockey pucks, nor subby's mom, but there are a few parallels
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Madden gets even more realistic with the exclusive "you're not going back in, you have a concussion" mode
source: nfl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some Tennis Guy)
 
 
 
A crying baby distracts you during a tennis match. Do you a) ignore it, b) ask the parents to keep them quiet, or c) fire a tennis ball at the annoying kid
source: lastangryfan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brad Lidge will be unable to blow saves for the Phillies until July
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(10)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
The National Review adds a sports blog. As befitting a bunch of conservatives, they pick the Red Sox to win the AL East
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(12)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The 25 most indelible images of the NCAA Tournament. Come for the butthurt, stay for the facepalm
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(13)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Ready for Opening Day? So is Mildred Tuttle. And she's more hardcore than you'll ever be
source: news.cincinnati.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fiesta Bowl CEO and Creature from the Black Lagoon lookalike contest winner John Junker used position to lavish gifts on administrators, make illegal political donations and cheat schools out of millions in unsold tickets
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Roger Clemens eager to dig himself an ever deeper hole in court
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Alex Rodriguez: "I love nuts, any type of nuts"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Cardboard Gods)
 
 
 
The invisible mystic runes hidden on this Juan Beniquez card indicate Reds in 7. Welcome to your MLB Opening Day thread
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(363)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jalen Rose admits to having been over the limit while driving, which tops Chris Webber's over the limit of time outs
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Athlete gets busted for performance-enhancing drugs. News: He is 13. Fark: He's a kart driver
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(13)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
San Francisco Giants pitcher Barry Zito involved in one-hitter
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In desperate bid to stay in the news, PETA asking EA Sports to remove Michael Vick from cover of Madden 2012 even though he hasn't been named to the cover
source: myfoxphilly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 40 sexiest celebrity first pitches in baseball history (4-page slideshow, site possibly Not safe for work)
source: superbooyah.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Preakness officials try to bring the party back with infield mascot Kegasus, Greek god of what the hell were you thinking?
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(19)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Chicago White Sox play their final exhibition game of Spring Training against their Class A minor league affiliate and beat them handily. Just kidding, they got shut out 3-0
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you've got a spare $25 million, Tiger Woods has a yacht which no one seems to want
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 


Wed March 30, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA Power Rankings, with adjusted plus/minus. No.1 will shock you
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(46)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jets' QB says his drug usage "would've made Charlie Sheen look like Miss Daisy"
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
ESPN's Baseball Tonight is scheduled for 1 hour but will now feel like it's on for 6
source: content.usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bucs player Talib and mother fired shots during domestic dispute. Coach Morris says that soon he may be forced to issue any mom and Talib ban
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Um...yeah, LeBron? Those special favors we used to do for you were kind of conditional on your playing for us. Your entourage can find their own parking spots
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(57)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Pro Gay Wrestling Federation not happy that WWE announcer tweeted gay slur and was not punished. In other news, Pro Gay Wrestling Federation and WWE not the same organization
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(163)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
You commited to Ohio State? We can pay more, here is a bookbag full of money. Welcome to Auburn
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Purdue blames their basketball coach leaving on cheap donors
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(80)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Brewers get new high definition video scoreboard. Zeroes and K's now much easier to see
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(29)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron James loses in Cleveland. This is totally a repeat from the second round of the 2010 playoffs
source: scores.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 


Tue March 29, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And now your delusional Cubs fan "this year is our year" column
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(79)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Do they still play the blues in Chicago, when baseball season comes around?
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(40)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Steelers WR Hines Ward kicked his quickstep into high gear last night on DWTS, out-dancing BIG fan favorite Kirstie. (vid)
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(40)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New York Mets outfielder Jason Bay already in mideason form, starts his season on the disabled list few days early
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A friend will take you to the game; a TRUE friend will take you to the game when you're dead
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Manchester United voted most hated company in Britain, before even budget airlines, banks, and utilities companies
source: soccernet.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Has an enormous ego with a sense of entitlement that continually invites trouble and makes him believe he is above the law." The writer is talking about: a) Jim Tressel. b) B*rry B*nds. c) Cam Netwon. d) Lebron James
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
After 10 straight losses, Red Sox finally get a well-pitched game - from three guys who won't make the team
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Shaka, when the brackets fell
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can the three lions win a match for a change? Can team USA keep up with Messi and Argentina? With no EPL it is your International Friendlies thread (bumped for Tuesday's games)
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(185)
 
(Windy City Gridiron)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears vanity plates available in Illinois. Link has sample, your personalizations to the right. (voting enabled)
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(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Congratulations on your team making the Frozen Four. Unfortunately, it was sold out months before any particular team qualified, so try a scalper
source: wday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Man steals car and 60 Sacramento Kings tickets. In a related story, Sacramento Kings report a 100% increase in attendance at their most recent game
source: blogs.sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 


Mon March 28, 2011
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Three months after being injured Boston Bruin Marc Savard still suffers from memory loss, post-concussion symptoms and memory loss
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's your weekly NHL Power Rankings: Drive for the Playoffs edition
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(172)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Now that his bracket is officially hosed, Nate Silver calculates the odds for the longest long-shots ever to make the Final Four. You'll probably guess the winner, but not the runner-up
source: fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pirates are close to finalizing their opening day roster, plan to be mathematically eliminated from the playoffs by the 7th-inning stretch
source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds trial enters the "ew" phase
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(NJ.com)
 
Video
 
Dealing with a scalper to see the NCAA tournament. Yeah ... that's the ticket
source: videos.nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brewers trade for moody Nyjer Morgan from the Nationals after realizing they need the brat worst
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not news: Brazilian scores a goal. News: It was his 100th career goal. FARK: He's a goalkeeper
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Boxing promoter left shocked and stunned that Joe Canseco would cheat at a sporting event
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Pasty complexion? Check. Vacant eyes? Check. Sledgehammer? Check. Skin crawling? Check
source: life.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Only two people win you-pickem out of almost six million players......they really should have gone with Powerball instead of the Final Four
source: games.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In the six Final Fours from 2006 to 2011, the CAA and Horizon have each sent more teams than the Big 12. The Horizon also has more Final Four victories in that span than the Big East
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Longtime CNN and boxing sportscaster Nick Charles gets final wish, calls one last fight before succumbing to terminal bladder cancer
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 

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