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Sun March 27, 2011
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you had Lawrence Community College as the first #1 seed to lose to someone from the play-in game, you win. Hell, we all win. Suck it, Beaktards
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(137)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Juan Pablo Montoya leads the pack for the Auto Club 400 in Fontana, 3pm ET on Fox
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(507)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Powerhouse Kansas vs. upstart VCU at 2:20pm. The perennial Final Four attendee Tar Heels vs. the perennial sanctioned Calipari-coached Wildcats at 5:05pm. Don't worry, everyone's bracket is terrible this year
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(935)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
How McDonalds, Wal-Mart and State Farm are among the biggest players in North American pro sports. (Featured Partner)
 
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Research firm measures most influential Twitter users. Chad Ochocinco is #2....WTF
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(28)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Mets market value slumping worse than Carlos Beltran's batting average
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(12)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If you root against Kansas in the NCAA tournament, you root against America. Also read: Drew hates America
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(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Butler did it again
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(45)
 


Sat March 26, 2011
(BBC)
 
 
 
Oxford wins the 157th Boat Race. Suck it, Cambridge
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(21)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Sort of like Thunderdome, but with alcohol. And cats
 
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
No one wants to pay Mike Hampton to be injured anymore
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Marc Andre Fleury has shutout on March 25th. This is a repeat from 2007, 2008 and 2009
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NCAA, Saturday's games Butler/Florida, Arizona/UConn. Smack talk and complaints about referees here
source: cbssports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(525)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baylor basketball star has bigger hands than Lebron, dunks with over 300lbs of force, has a 7-foot wingspan, a 9-foot standing reach and sits down to pee
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(78)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a golfer's wife spurned: "This is the vagina of the woman I just found in bed with my husband"
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Charity charges $100 a person to honor Michael Vick as a 'Hero' but won't say if he'll actually show up, and won't hire off duty cops to work security because it owes police over $40k from the last event it hosted
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: Fan sues NFL to try and end the lockout. Fark: He's a Cleveland Browns fan suing over a PSL. UltraFark: He probably makes more money than half the Browns roster combined
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(19)
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
NFL wife details players' physical woes. What's your response: sympathy or STFU?
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(53)
 


Fri March 25, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NCAA Sweet Sixteen, Night Two. Let's discuss the games, shall we?
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(469)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
John Calipari's team is still in the NCAA tournament, so it's time for the article about how he got talked out of drafting Kobe Bryant when he was coaching the New Jersey Nets
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(80)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Celtic and Rangers: a rivalry that makes even Philadelphia sports fans look civilized
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(63)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
Video
 
A fine lesson in equipment checks before you start
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(21)
 
(USA Today)
 
Video
 
Kemba Walker lands spot on US Olympic diving team
source: content.usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
More than half of NHL teams make playoffs, but one year after Olympic gold, only two out of the six Canadian teams are likely to make it
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(189)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With the NFL and NBA both facing potential work stoppages this fall, the NHL has four networks in a bidding war for its next TV deal. I wonder if there's some connection?
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(64)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
David West goes down hard.. No, no, not Delonte West, David West. Easy mistake to make
source: nola.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(SportsPickle.com)
 
 
 
NCAA Tournament cancelled. "Duke is eliminated. Why would we keep playing? College basketball season is over"
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(52)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Butler did it
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods' girlfriend lived next door for 15 years and draws him good luck pics - in crayon
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(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Remote control artificial clouds at $500,000 apiece. Still no cure for cancer
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(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
India ends the Aussie cricket World Cup reign. You submitted this with a longer, more complex and passionate headline that nobody really understood
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(34)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The last time a Duke was murdered like this, it started World War I. Duke sucks
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(193)
 


Thu March 24, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the NCAA thread, which teams will make the Elite 8 tonight?
source: scores.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(898)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The ten bestselling MLB jerseys of 2010. The Phillies have three and the Yankees have two, and the number one choices proves fans love an overrated steroid-addicted slugger
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(114)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
If you just can't get your beer fast enough at the ball game then you just might want to become a Red Sox fan
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(30)
 
(Kinston Free Press)
 
 
 
Larry Drew II back with UNC Tar Heels
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(37)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sad: Ex football star kills self Really farking sad: laid out various items including folded flag. Jesus the onions: shot self in chest so his brain could be studied at NFL Brain Bank
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(44)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Really ESPN, you expect us to believe this is real?
source: games.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Buck Schowalter takes shot at Derek Jeter. Schowalter smack talk trifecta in play
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(32)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Because the benefit of hindsight makes everything hilarious, here's four "Around the Horn" panelists discussing the March Madness selection process a week ago (video)
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(19)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Buck Showalter lets world know Orioles won't roll over for AL East powers in 2011, rips Red Sox GM Theo Epstein as overrated "Moneyball" fraud due for a butt-whipping
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(117)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Since trading He-Who-Will-Not-Be-Named, the Denver Nuggets have played 11 playoff teams and are 11-4. Spurs latest to to lose to bunch of nobodies
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(48)
 


Wed March 23, 2011
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chad Ochocinco described as "very coachable" by MLS Manager
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(116)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NHL goalie makes save using telekinesis
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(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember when Kirk Hinrich held Derrick Rose to 12 points on 5-21 shooting? So did Derrick Rose
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(43)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant has a long rap sheet at the local mall, including bending all the teddy bear legs at Build-A-Bear "to make them look like Jay Cutler" and "giggling" inside Victoria's Secret
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(20)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins coach Joe Gibbs wasn't a big fan of Elizabeth Taylor
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(19)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Vick's high school won't display jersey despite student campaign, claim it would be a "distraction to the student's education"
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(25)
 
(Windy City Gridiron)
 
 
 
Former Bears defensive coordinator Buddy Ryan battling cancer. Son Rex: "He's tougher than shiat"
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(35)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Media, hurt after being snubbed by Belichick, claim it wasn't a snub of them, but other coaches
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's the secret to the Flyers success? A thick man-shake filled with nutrients taken once or twice a period, sometimes straight from the pipe
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(38)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
There's nothing wrong with a video celebrating your country's rugby Grand Slam. Unless you're England and got destroyed by Ireland last weekend
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(11)
 
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
America's cricket fanatics celebrate as ESPN acquires TV rights to 1,000 hours of cricket tournament coverage from 2012-15, kills PPV barrier
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(54)
 
(Fanhouse UK)
 
 
 
It's all well and good to celebrate a soccer goal with your teammates, just try not to get knocked out by your teammate
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pagan leaves game with tightness in his back. This is what happens when you reject Jesus
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(18)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Unseeded Pikeville College wins NAIA Division I Championship tournament, beating five of the top nine teams along the way
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(25)
 
(Some Football Guy)
 
 
 
Cowboys WR Dez Bryant banned from NorthPark center mall for three months after incident with security over low-hanging pants. Wait, what?
source: lastangryfan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 


Tue March 22, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL owners adopt 35-yd-line kickoff; Bears fans inconsolable
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(131)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
"Rose shaped the team in his bitter, defiant image, and he's so conceited he can't understand why Duke isn't desperately looking for the next Jalen Rose"
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(133)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Grizzlies to attempt straight run at final playoff seed without Gay
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(11)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
American Sumo wrestler finishes LA marathon. Which would be more impressive if it hadn't started on Sunday
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(47)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five bizarre brain hacks that make you better at sports
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(43)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Marathon runner, training only by eating McDonald's food, finishes dead last. Just kidding...he came in 29th with a personal best ever time
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(64)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lockout nearly impossible in NASCAR. Reason #1: It's not a professional sport
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(57)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
NHL finally gets one right by suspending Pittsburgh's Matt Cooke for the rest of the regular season and the 1 round of playoffs they'll be taking part in
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(193)
 


Mon March 21, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN nows allows you to vote for who receives the coveted "Madden Curse"
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(72)
 
(FanNation)
 
 
 
The next coaching position that Larry Brown will hold for a year or two then suddenly quit may be in the NCAA
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(9)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Tommy Hilfiger redesigns Lakers, Yankees and Dallas Cowboys unif ... WTF IS THAT SHIAT ?
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(114)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"I just can't hate Duke anymore." The author sucks
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(45)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Pittsburgh Penguins have been leading the NHL in demanding tougher penalties for head shots, so it's natural their players would be careful to avoid head shots. Just kidding, Matt Cooke up for another suspension for throwing an elbow
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(237)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: Four Ohio State basketball seniors actually graduate. Fark: On the court at the NCAA tournament
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(50)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Big East? more like Big Least
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember how Melo was the Savior of the Knicks who would fist-bump Amare and lead them to the promised land? Yeah, about that
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(62)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mets' owners say that Madoff trustee's allegations regarding their knowledge of Madoff's scam are as accurate as Ollie Perez's pitches
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods' new 19th hole likes to drive under the influence, could headline at Faces of Meth (some site ads are borderline NSFW)
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(50)
 
(BadJocks)
 
 
 
If an NFL player craps in the woods, and there's no collective bargaining agreement, does it make a sound?
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(19)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Beat the current champion in your weight division mercilessly last night? Thats a suspendin'. Bonus: Losing your belt in said fight? Sixty days for you too, buddy
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(52)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
HS basketball coach shows his players films on how to go one on one
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There are as many teams in the Sweet 16 from the city of Richmond as there are from the Big East
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(72)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Haters Guide to the NCAA Tournament
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(31)
 

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