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Sun March 20, 2011
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Winner of multiple Cy Youngs and a World Series, dropper of expletives in interviews, able to eat massive In-N-Out meals without gaining a pound
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(53)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
NASCAR owner: "You will start and park this car." NASCAR driver: "Fark that, I'm here to race. I'll just park it without starting"
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(58)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you don't like Bristol, you don't like racing. The Jeff Byrd 500 presented by Food City. 1pm ET, FOX
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(453)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's almost like having friends and people who care about you. Almost
 
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
16 teams play today, 8 go home. Day 2 of the Round of 32. Duke sucks. It's as simple as that, babee
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
A one-legged man wins ass-kicking contest
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(64)
 


Sat March 19, 2011
(UFC Fight Card)
 
 
 
UFC 128 discussion thread. Mauricio "Shogun" Rua defends his Light Heavyweight Title against the talented up-and-comer, Jon "Bones" Jones. The fights begin at 10pm ET
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(373)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This "Peanuts" strip from 11 years ago referencing Tiger Woods has become much funnier
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(52)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NCAA Tourney Day 3 Discussion Thread - 12 straight hours of fun begins now
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(445)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can United stay top of the table? How many more scoreless performances before Torres can be called a flop? Can Arsenal ever win a match that matters? All this plus an intriguing Chelsea v City match in this week's EPL thread
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(136)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ichiro donates 100 million yen to Japanese relief effort. That's roughly the equivalent of 10 American dollars
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(85)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mayor "El Loco, The Colombian Scorpion Kicker" has a nice ring to it
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Slide Show of the Worst Sports Fans in America. Difficulty: Yankees ranked 9th
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(135)
 


Fri March 18, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 10 Best TV shows based on sports ever made, and yes that one is in there
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(77)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You win this round, training bib
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York Mets drop Luis Castillo like a fly ball in the 9th inning with two outs against the Yankees
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(24)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After his team nearly pulled off the upset Princeton coach Sydney Johnson let slip that he's after Heat coach Erik Spoelstra's job
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Day 2 of NCAA tournament + Friday = this subby is drunk at 11 in the morning. OFFICIAL DISCUSSION THREAD DAY 2. (Duck sucks)
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(415)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why we hate Duke. They suck?
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(54)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The latest sign that Obama is not living up to expectations: he got one of his NCAA tournament picks wrong
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(37)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In our newest installment of "Obituaries Yanks Can't Fathom", we bid farewell to underrated fast-bowler Peter "Scrubs" Loader
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(17)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Cubs say they are expecting more from Alfonso Soriano. Just like fans they are expecting more from the Cubs, and we know how THAT always turns out
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(14)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Joe Torre will attend Old Timers Day at Yankee Stadium, says he is looking forward to ruining the arms of past Yankee greats
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(26)
 


Thu March 17, 2011
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Need a legitimate reason to miss work and stay on the couch to watch March Madness? Get a vasectomy
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rick Pitino's team can't handle Morehead, blow it quickly for a fast in and out exit from the tournament
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(41)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
In honor of the NCAA Tournament starting today, I present to you the best use of Legos in the history of ever. Bonus: You better believe it starts with Duke/Kentucky
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(36)
 
(Field & Stream)
 
 
 
800-pound NC state record tuna caught. Big blue fish to the left, mom, Duke jokes to the right
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(20)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Day One of NCAA Tourney + St. Patricks Day = subby already drunk. NCAA discussion thread
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(847)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Baseball Player: 'I have a sore shoulder and can't play till next season.' Hockey Player: 'I have a broken neck, so I should be good to go in about a month"
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(104)
 
(Connecticut Magazine)
 
 
 
Among the killjoy businesses being major hardasses about no-brackets-at-work rules: ESPN
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(127)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gamecock in deep fat fryer after being accused of plucking naked breasts and thighs, possibly using special blend of 11 herbs and spices during party at Chick-Fil-A Bowl
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(16)
 
(wsmv.com)
 
 
 
The Tennessee State University has decided that calling their mascot Tsunami may not be appropriate. Also out of the running: The Meltdowns
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(20)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Top five people most likely to win your NCAA pool
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(40)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Colorado Avalanche live up to their name, go plummeting to a 1-17-2 record in their last 20
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(72)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron's current team will not be able to match the win/loss record of his old team. If only there were better players around him
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(146)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in time for tipoff, here's a gallery of angy March Madness coaches in serious need of some fiber in their diets
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(46)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Moss wants to play for Pats again. If signed, will subsequently be traded to Vikings for a fourth round pick
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(20)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New video emerges of a Tiger Woods late night threesome
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(19)
 


Wed March 16, 2011
(CNN)
 
 
 
22-3-2 - Whether or not they make the playoffs, the New Jersey Devils are on a Hell of a run
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(63)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The stupidest photo gallery of all time
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(22)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Minor League manager hit by foul ball is now qualified to be an umpire
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(31)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Yankees hit back at Cliff Lee, telling him that they're not too old, then ask him politely to remove himself from their lawn
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(34)
 
(Sporting KC)
 
 
 
Despite the lock out, Chad Ochocinco still plans on playing football this fall
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(56)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The wussification of the NFL will continue into the 2011 season (if we have one) and it will be even more wussified
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(118)
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Study shows letting kids begin hitting earlier in youth hockey leads to spike in... wait for it... kids' concussions
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(46)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Dusty Baker: In his own words
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(35)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson decries the "modern day slavery" of the NFL as he returns to his job of picking cotton -- or silk -- sheets for his guest house
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(173)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Some players spend their cash on fancy cars, others drinking expensive champagne at a club, these 4 spent some of theirs on immediate cancer surgery for an assistant coach
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(21)
 


Tue March 15, 2011
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Tough call: Soccer, or modern dance?
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(13)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dozens of fans excited that Major League Soccer begins its 16th season tonight
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(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Join the Fark.com Yahoo NCAA Tournament pool
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(119)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton talks college basketball. With photo of Clinton and a cheerleader
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(31)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's the NHL hits leader ... *facepalm*
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Obscure NCAA rule may cost Duke ACC Championship
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(84)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL set to rethink policy that requires teams to select their first round pick from whoever's in the room at the time
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(38)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Rice may extend decline, especially after his stint on the Raiders
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(15)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jim Tressel is sorry he got caught
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(56)
 
(Cleveland Free Press)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians look to re-sign Rick Vaughn
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(41)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over. El Heat beat Los Spurs by 30. America's Team back on championship track
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(38)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nate Silver of fivethirtyeight.com geeks out his NCAA bracket. He has Ohio State beating Harry Reid in the final. Duke and Duke Cunningham suck
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're going to interview Bobby Knight for your TV show, make sure you have someone wake him up before the cameras start rolling
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(6)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Catching Hell", a film about the most infamous Cubs fan ever will be featured at the Tribeca Film Festival
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(53)
 
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
It's still real to the Connecticut State Legislature
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(29)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
With the NFL likely to be cancelled, think Rugby. Like the NFL without the money, dog fights or helmets
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(103)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Want to know why nobody in the US takes soccer seriously? Because this is how your pansy teams warm up for a match
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We're about down to eight in the Champions League; the finishing touches on this round come from Inter-Bayern, Man U-Marseille, Chelsea-Copenhagen, and Madrid-Lyon. Let the whining about the refs commence
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(119)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A lockout will finally give Browns fans value for their tickets
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(16)
 


Mon March 14, 2011
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The duration of the NFL lockout could have devastating consequences on....the chicken wing industry? Breaded, 6 honey hot, 6 nuclear hot, drums only, bleu cheese only, ranch is not fit for chicken wings thaaaaaaaaaaanksabunch
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(202)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Awesome: Goal-line technology could be coming to the Premier League next season. Facepalm: the results will remain secret
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(29)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baltimore Ravens LB Tom Zbikowski doesn't care about a lockout as he takes off his helmet, puts on his boxing gloves and promptly wins his second pro fight. Chad Ochocinco having second thoughts about fighting Zbikowski
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Results of the NCAA tournament if academics counted more than basketball: Butler, Kansas, Princeton & Texas in the Final Four
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(51)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Arnold Palmer sinks Jack Nicklaus's drive to install golf courses in Florida state parks
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(11)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, to your left you'll see the week 24 NHL Power Rankings, to your right you'll see insightful discourse about Scott Burnside's lineage and IQ
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(138)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Imminent NFL lockout does not threaten Madden 12 release. It will be so realistic that hitting "play now" will feature an empty stadium and right trigger will show owners cooking the books
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If the NFL lockout is lifted, the salary cap will be gone. Now please welcome your 2011 Dallas Cowboys featuring Aaron Rodgers, Chris Johnson, Larry Fitzgerald, Haloti Ngata, Clay Matthews, Troy Polamalu, and Ed Reed
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(128)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
French school board to semi-pro baseball manager: "Thanks but no thanks for the invite to attend a game, because your flyer was missing some accents on a couple of letters. Can you donate tickets so our secretaries can attend a game?"
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(91)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Judge gives Dwyane Wade sole custody of his children, but warns that he doesn't want to hear any more stories about them crying in locker rooms
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(18)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
HS basketball team held to 9 points in 1st quarter, 22 points at the half, 56 points total. Just kidding - it was the Milwaukee Bucks against the Celtics
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(37)
 

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