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Sun March 06, 2011
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(UGO)
 
 
 
List of the top 25 "overrated" pro wrestlers to the left, nerd rage-fueled flame war to the right
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(292)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Jimmie Johnson start his stranglehold on a sixth-straight title at Vegas? Will the hometown favorite Busch bros. pull it off? Can Kenseth get back to victory lane? And how many times will Fox mention Danica today? (Fox, 3 P.M. ET)
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(291)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
CBS wheels out the classic "sunspot" excuse for cutting away from the last three minutes of a four-point college basketball game
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(41)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where every thread eventually becomes a food thread. Even sex threads. Especially sex threads
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Surprising accurate way to determine which baseball team you should be rooting for
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(158)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
And the number two ranked team in pre-season polls continues its journey toward the NIT
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Danica makes history with NASCAR finish. Combs hair, polishes nails before interview
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(180)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Retiring Kentucky high school basketball coach takes a parting shot at his competition, and sinks a three pointer in the final seconds of the game
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(15)
 


Sat March 05, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
North Carolina gives a powder blue beatdown to Duke, wins ACC regular season championship. Duke sucks
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(116)
 
(Some Football Guy)
 
 
 
Arena League football coach is busted for having hardcore porn and racist emails on his work computer. One was a video of "two naked women using a funnel and fish to commit an unnatural sex act"
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(51)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
5' 11" college senior with a 50" vertical jump makes his case to get an invite to the 2011 NCAA dunk contest
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(61)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Former Seahawk Jerramy Stevens continues his long history of compliance with the law and respect for authority figures. Just kidding. He broke a bouncer's jaw and has a pending case on possession of marijuana with intent to sell
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Noteable mispelled jersies
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can Liverpool stop United's march? Can United rebound from their loss at Stamford Bridge? Dalglish v Sir Alex. Reds v Red Devils. Match of the Year. No matter how you say it, it's Liverpool v United in this week's EPL thread
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(111)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
How does a free throw become a jump ball? Here's how
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(11)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Miami Heat rebound from their 24 point choke against Orlando and beat the Spurs on the road. Just kidding, they lost by 30
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(95)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the franchise player, and we're talking about foreclosure. I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about foreclosure. Foreclosure. We're talking about foreclosure
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(12)
 


Fri March 04, 2011
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michael Vick to appear on ESPN's "First Take" Friday morning-- wait breaking news just coming across the wire, this just in, Philadelphia Eagles just cancelled the interview
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(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yankees live up to their greedy Evil Empire reputation by passing the hat for Red Sox coach's daughter who was injured in a horrible accident
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The most heartwarming "women's basketball coach lets injured opposing player in her final home game score a meaningless basket when his team is up 11 points with 6 seconds remaining" story you will probably ever read today (w/vid)
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(9)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The debate has been settled: cricket players are better than baseball players because they have harder balls and they handle them bare-handed
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(42)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York Jets' Bart Scott can't wait to sue you
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(9)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Sports Guy compares NFL owners to the Warden in Shawshank, and somehow it makes sense
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(122)
 
(Some 36 Score)
 
 
 
Scoring a ten means you're "literate" and scoring a perfect 50 might scare off some teams thinking you're too smart. Take the Wonderlic practice test and see if you're Kordel Stewart or Mike Mamula
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(142)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Hey, I have an idea. Let's try to make the NBA more popular in Europe by having 2 of the worst teams in the league play in London. Oh
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
High School basketball player beats the buzzer but not the reaper. Athlete collapses on the court and dies after making game-winning layup in overtime to cap his team's perfect season
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(69)
 
(kwch)
 
 
 
After 26 minutes with a personal trainer, tough workout puts man in the hospital. "My muscles are soar"
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bob Sanders shakes hands on one-year deal with San Diego, dislocates shoulder
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(18)
 
(Sports Climax)
 
 
 
While NFL rookies get guaranteed contracts of up to $50 million, newcomers in the NHL get poverty level deals maxing out at 900K per year
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(96)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Redskins make sure the labor dispute doesn't prevent them from signing the aging, overrated free agent their team doesn't need
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(27)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida high school baseball player ties national records by hitting 5 home runs, getting 17 RBI. Oh...and his team won 38-0
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(23)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Jeremy Shockey signs with Carolina, apparently thinking they have an offense for him to play in
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
2/24/10 - Miami Heat lead Chicago Bulls by 11, lose. 2/27/10 - Miami Heat lead New York Knicks by 15, lose. 3/3/11 - Miami Heat leads Orlando Magic by 24, lose. Oh, and guess who bricked a 3 at the end of all 3 games?
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(142)
 


Thu March 03, 2011
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Collect your winnings if you had "22 months" in the "When Will JaMarcus Russell Lose His House?" pool
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(70)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama on possible NFL lock-out "STFU, get back to work"
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beautiful item, moderate wear from previous use. Will combine shipping
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(11)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
"I don't even see a possible way to consume that much alcohol by 2 a.m"
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(25)
 
(NBC New Yawk)
 
 
 
Meet the "LeBron James of chess." Yeah, I'm putting this in the sports tab, do something about it. Check and mate. King me
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(61)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The coolest set piece goal you'll see today
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(119)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Corey Brewer to experience first round elimination
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(24)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
If the NFL season is suspended, the girls over in the Lingerie Football League want you to know that they will bend over backwards to keep you entertained on Sunday
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(349)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former MLB player Elijah Dukes accused of hitting a pregnant woman. Dukes sucks
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(22)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Newly acquired NYI goalie Al Montoya helps his team win over the Minnesota Wild while Rick DiPietro sitting in the press box gets hits by deflected puck, damaging his cuticles and putting him out for the rest of the season
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(122)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Serena Williams being treated for blood clot in lungs. Doctors concerned that if it spreads to her ass it could be fatal
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(26)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: Joel Zumaya has an arm injury
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(11)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Leading NBA MVP candidate Derrick Rose held to 12 points on 5/21 shooting by his former backup
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(31)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
White Sox's A.J. Pierzynski cited for speeding
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(9)
 


Wed March 02, 2011
(CBS News)
 
 
 
A CBS investigation found that 7% of the 2,837 players that were on the rosters for the 2010 top 25 college football teams had either been arrested or formally cited by police
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(56)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
You know the pennant race is stressful on the players when the Cubs start fighting with each other in the dugout. Wait, it's only March 2?
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(45)
 
(Some Cougar)
 
 
 
BYU Center, Brandon Davies may have cost his school a number one seed and a good run in the NCAA Tournament because he couldn't keep it in his pants
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(124)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Randy Moss won't re-sign with Titans before deadline . In other, surprising news, Randy Moss was a Titan
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(45)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Apparently the NCAA can issue search warrants and seize bank records in North Carolina
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(8)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Can't-miss prep star keeps transfering from one school to another. Kills college career at 22
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(35)
 
(Lohud.com)
 
 
 
A fleeting pause in the Yanks' tradition of voracious money-grubbing amoral fan-fleecing, as Mark Teixeira drops Boras as his agent. Steinbrenner brothers vow it won't happen again, add $15 bowl of gruel to Stadium snack menu
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
There's the typical "grabs ankle, rolls around on the ground for an hour" stuff we joke/whine about on Fark, and then there's being a criminal. David Navarro is a criminal
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(72)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Carson Palmer poised to take his $80M ball and go home
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(87)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
"Whether it is Joe's constant pain, Jim's artificial limbs or William's descent into morbid obesity and alcoholism, the infantrymen make tremendous physical and mental sacrifices"
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wohlers picks up the save. No, not that one
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(9)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Red Sox owner John Henry fined $500,000 for speaking the truth
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(98)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
49 years ago today, the Big Dipper scored 100 points, grabbed 25 rebounds and hand checked 6 women
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(41)
 


Tue March 01, 2011
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Never laugh when sober? Then you might just giggle at this
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rule No. 1 of sports journalism: no cheering in press box. Rule No. 2: if you must cheer in press box, don't get caught on video feed doing it. Rule No. 3: if you break 1 and 2, don't go on Twitter to defend yourself
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(53)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Did Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler Give Up In The NFC Championship Game? That's What This Streaker In Illinois Wants To Know. Voting Enabled
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(50)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Cool: CC Sabathia and Curtis Granderson tweet about Negro League players. Fail: some followers tell them to shut up and get back to tweeting about baseball. Tag for Captain Cheeseburger and C-Grand
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(41)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Seattle is the most miserable sports city in the United States. How bad are things in Seattle? They actually like soccer
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(111)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Wow, Tony Parker's new life as a bachelor sounds like it sucks. However does he bring himself to get out of bed and face the world every morning?
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can Liverpool continue their resurgence? Does City have any chance for the title? Is Charlie Adam the most underrated or overrated player in the league? All this and more in this week's EPL thread
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(257)
 
(Fox59 Sports)
 
 
 
College Basketball Rewind: 2006 video of Purdue Basketball recruits... Robbie Hummel, JaJuan Johnson, E'twaun Moore
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(53)
 
(New Straits Times)
 
 
 
FAP motion fizzles out after four members take matters into their own hands and a load off of the president, who no longer has to hold his own
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seattle named most miserable sports city. How can it be that bad if they don't even have an NBA team?
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(110)
 
(War eagle)
 
 
 
Radio host says a tape exists that implicates Cam Newton. He's still eligible to me, dammit
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(98)
 


Mon February 28, 2011
(Salon)
 
 
 
Soccer player: "Oh, kicking an injured owl to see if it'll fly away is bad? Should I not have done that?"
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
THIS is how you deal with a whining NBA star
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(105)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Iran delivers another pan-full of crazy by deciding that the logo for the 2012 Olympics is part of a secret Jewish conspiracy, whereas all sane people know it's Lisa Simpson performing fellatio
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(67)
 
(Red 94)
 
Video
 
The worst basketball shot you've ever seen turns out to be the coolest relay-assist shot you'll see today
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chelsea defender Ashley Cole falls to ground and clutches ankle after being fined £250,000 for shooting a random bystander near his team's practice field
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(38)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
NHL trade deadline discussion thread
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(273)
 
(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
Man plans to break trans-Atlantic rowing record. Naked. (SFW pic)
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I underestimated the timing aspect of playing quarterback," says Cam Newton, 11 of 21 in passing drills at Combine
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(166)
 
(The News Tribune)
 
 
 
Louisville male cheerleader's premature celebration nearly one of the most costly in college basketball history
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mascots for the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia met with cheers and praise from media, athletes and organizers. Just kidding, they're immediately criticized and ridiculed. This also isn't a repeat from 1996, 2004, 2006 or 2012
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
After losing to the Cavs, the Knicks go ahead and: c) beat the Heat with well executed defense
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(111)
 

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