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Sun February 27, 2011
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hall of Famer Duke Snider, passed away at 84
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cristiano Ronaldo engaged to SI covergirl Irina Shayk. After getting down on one knee to propose, he then writhed in "agony" for 20 minutes, grasping his ankle and howling like a spider monkey
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The season hasn't even started yet, and Mount St. Ozzie has already erupted, with a 7-minute rant on former White Sox (and new Red Sox) reliever Bobby Jenks
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(56)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Infinite monkeys: Shakespeare. Ten monkeys and a couple hours: TFD
 
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Enough with the insect mating racing style. It's time for real stock car speed and mayhem, desert style. The Subway Fresh Fit 500 at Phoenix International Raceway
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(579)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
DUKE SUCKS
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(94)
 


Sat February 26, 2011
(NDTV)
 
 
 
Three arrested as cricket betting racket busted. In other news, there are apparently enough people who understand the game to actually make wagers on it
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(67)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
KC Chiefs team delayed over white substance unknown to players. No, it was not the goal line
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(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB decides to hire some young new upstart to fill the vacant position of VP of Operations. Nah, just kidding. Hey Torre, you're at bat. Grab your helmet and get out there
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
List of the top 10 songs allegedly played at sporting events last year. Seeing as how neither "The Star-Spangled Banner" nor "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" is on the list, it may not be completely accurate
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
High school senior gets leg amputated after suffering an injury during a wrestling match. Does he A) sue the opposing school B) sue the opposing player or C) give an inspirational speech in an assembly at the opposing school?
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(29)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York Knicks celebrate the acquisition of Carmelo Anthony...by losing to Cleveland?
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(35)
 


Fri February 25, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mets ownership's financial situation is so bad that they had to take out a $25 million loan from Major League Baseball just to cover operating expenses
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(40)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Daytona 500 champ Trevor Bayne continues his effortless mastery over all things NASCAR. Just kidding. He ate the wall in Turn 4 of his first practice lap today
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(40)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four Detroit Pistons players are just realizing they're playing for the Detroit Pistons
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(16)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Mariners GM Jack (unpronouncable) slips up by including the modifier "eventually" when making statement on the team's direction, inexplicably also claims they've "tried some things that have worked" at the MLB level
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In 2001, prospect magazine Baseball America touted its top 100 rookies and minor leaguers. 10 years later, only Sabathia and Ichiro have made their top 10 look any good. Albert Pujols at least made it to #42
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(37)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pigeon racer Mike Tyson gives some insight into his sport
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(17)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Miami Heat's Chris Bosh put the cherry on his crap sundae of 1-18 shooting with a flop that even Vlade Divac thought was forced and cheap
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(91)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
"She always has to have a ball in her hand of some sort," said the mom of an 11-year-old girl
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(12)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Infomercials get better TV ratings than Florida Panthers games
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(41)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Having successfully busted the Patriots and Brett Favre's winkie, NFL security chief decides to call it a career
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(2)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas suspends members of men's and women's basketball team for participating in a little extra 'one-on-one' practice
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(30)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Love baseball? Good. Got some writing skills? Great. Interested in a dream job with MLB? Awesome. All you have to do is watch every single game of the 2011 season. Wait.... what?
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(78)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Huge TV ratings for hockey in Canada. New hotness: Even higher TV ratings for women's curling in Canada
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(31)
 
(Pat's Papers)
 
 
 
What's the tallest thing in Iowa? The Sioux City high school basketball team
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(8)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Lovie Smith gets a two-year contract extension with The Bears
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(45)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chris Bosh goes 1-for-18 from the floor, the bench gets outscored 22 to 2, and LeBrick bombs one in the clutch. Just another Miami Heat loss against the NBA's elite
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Thu February 24, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
College basketball coach "accidentally" knocks over and kicks his own player during practice. Coach decides to apologize to player on national TV. Awkward moment ensues (w/video)
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(93)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Neckbeard Tebowns Tebow
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Penguins decide they've scored enough this season, trade for Alex Kovalev
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(58)
 
(CBS 13)
 
 
 
Sacramento Kings temporarily put idea of becoming LA Kings on ice
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(40)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stop hitting myself. Stop hitting myself. Stop hitting myself. Stop hitting myself. Stop hitting myself
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(55)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Now NFL assistant coaches are thinking about forming an official union
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A revealing look inside the workings of a hockey trade, Twitter-style
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(16)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Stoops Doggy Dogg gets $1M raise after giving Oklahoma their 7th Big 12 title in 12 years, is still rocking that fruity, sassy little visor
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(9)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Among Klingons, he'd be a qa'rol HoS, but on Earth, Eric Esch is just another lardass
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(7)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Coach, touting NFL draft offensive line prospect: "I slapped him on the ass out there one day and I've got a quarter horse in Tennessee that doesn't have an ass on him like that." Uh, thanks?
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Former New York Yankee Mike Kekich desperately trying to block movie by Ben Affleck and Matt Damon (who are Red Sox fans) based on the scandal when he and fellow pitcher Fritz Peterson swapped wives in the 1970s
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The NCAA is happy to continue to treat "student-athletes" as indentured servants, thank you very much
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(30)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Without CBA, 49ers players are uncoordinated, so little has changed
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(2)
 
(Some incredulous Lions fan)
 
 
 
ESPN using Matt Millen on NFL draft analysis. Stay tuned for Charlie Sheen's segment on sobriety and celibacy
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(28)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
"At least we know for a fact that Joe Flacco is a top-10 QB in at least one area"
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(15)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
NY Mets pitcher Adam Wainwright to have Tommy Jo ... I'm sorry, I meant St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Adam Wainwright to have Tommy John surgery ... force of habit to say Mets when I see an injured pitcher
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Back when they were Breck girls, I don't remember Cybill Shepherd, Brooke Shields or Christie Brinkly notching 7 goals or killing off a 5-on-3 penalty with ease
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That paragon of grace and poise, Tim Floyd, shows the calm and rational demeanor he is famous for in getting tossed and escorted off the court last night (7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The NFL and NFLPA are entering their 6th day of mediated negotiations, and so far pretty much all we know is they like to have lunch catered in
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(11)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Terry Pegula stops 40 Pegulas as the Terry Pegulas skate to a 4-1 win. TERRY PEGULA
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(31)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Baron Davis, you just threw the alley-oop pass that won the dunk contest, what are you gonna do now?" "I'm going to Cleveland"
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(52)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
NFL scouting combine starts Thursday, and draft is scheduled for April 28-30. After that, it's the great unknown
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(24)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jeter shaves once every three days
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(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
For the 99% of the population that collectively hate U. of MI athletics, may I present: WI down 2 with 5.4 to play, length of the court to go, Josh Gasser banks a 3 at the horn. AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA
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(38)
 
(BadJocks)
 
 
 
Indian field hockey fans, enraged by referee's bad call, pelt opposing players with . . . bunny slippers? (w. pic of what bunny slipper might look like)
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(2)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Indian police beat cricket fans 120 - 0
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(4)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
He throws a 95 mph fastball, speaks four languages, rides a 24 speed bicycle everywhere, and at 7'1" looks to become the tallest player in MLB history. "TO BILL BRASKY"
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(48)
 


Wed February 23, 2011
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Assignment: Joakim Soria, the Kansas City Royals famous closer, doesn't want to be called "The Mexicutioner" anymore. Give him a new Nickname
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(82)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Carmelo Anthony to the Knicks? 7 months of hype. Deron Williams to the Nets? About 12 seconds
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(105)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lovie Smith praises Jay Cutler for being a great leader, crappy quarterback
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(35)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Denver commits to four more years of mediocrity and half-assed defense
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(45)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta Falcons unveil plan to FINALLY replace their 19-year old antique of a stadium
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(134)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Carlos Zambrano says he's "cured" and won't have anymore meltdowns. Check back in April when he snaps and destroys another Gatorade machine
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(16)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Caltech basketball snaps its 310-game conference losing streak. Duke deforms spacetime to form an object featuring a perfect unidrectional membrane only crossable by causal influences in one direction
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(22)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Meeting the broadside of a barn
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gay and Lesbian soccer fans worried about about violence against them during matches of the European Championships in 2012 ask for separate seating, making themselves more visible and easier to identify
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(25)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
"For the game's health as a whole, when we're talking about $30 million players, I think it's asinine"
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(62)
 
(BadJocks)
 
 
 
Germany crowns Naked Sledging World Champions--and you already stopped reading and clicked the link. Enjoy Schultz's man cleavage
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(6)
 
(The Daily Goat)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs will go Dempster diving on opening day, setting the stage for the rest of their inevitably miserable season
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(22)
 
(Break)
 
Video
 
I'll see your Johnny Mac quarterback trick shot video and raise you an Alex Tanney
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Yankees-Red Sox tickets are already going for $750. Fark: For a spring training game on March 14
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(9)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
College men's hoops team loses first conference game since 1985 breaking their 310 game win strea..erm correction, they finally won their first game and are now 1-310
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(29)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
That Alabama fan who poisoned Auburn's historic trees is now living in a car in the woods, his fourth defense attorney in a week announces
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(66)
 


Tue February 22, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Don't worry, Phillies fans: Sports Illustrated has made sure the Braves won't be a threat by sticking Jason Heyward and Freddie Freeman on the cover
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(45)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
NCAA to UConn basketball coach Jim Calhoun: "Why don't you go have a seat right over there"
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
One through four seem reasonable, then things start getting whacky - I give you your week 21 NHL Power Rankings
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(133)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yankees are the Teabaggers of the MLB
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(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If the NFL has a lockout, Washington QB and likely first round draft pick Jake Locker may take his talents to Anaheim, since the Angels hold his rights until 2015
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(66)
 
(UEFA)
 
 
 
København v Chelsea, Lyon v Real Madrid, Marseille v Man. United, and a rematch of last year's final, Inter v Bayern. Your Champions League final 16 discussion is here
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(80)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
No one actually knows how members get voted into Canadian Football Hall of Fame
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(26)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cam Newton will participate at combine. Off to good start with mind-boggling litany of sports clichés and a 3rd-person reference. Larry Holmes loves Larry Holmes, Cam Newton
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(42)
 
(EITB)
 
 
 
They get paid to save goals but some keepers just can't help putting the ball in the net
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(13)
 
(Theindychannel)
 
 
 
This year's Indianapolis 500 starts a hour earlier, making way for a NASCAR driver to attempt to drive 1100 miles in a day
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(44)
 
(BadJocks)
 
 
 
Life imitates Slapshot as coach caught on video stripping naked during minor league hockey brawl
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(14)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant becomes the first basketball player to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
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(38)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Melo Out
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(135)
 


Mon February 21, 2011
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
A-Rod loves Iglesias: "His hands ... great hands. Really, really stood out for me"
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(14)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
There's crying in baseball: MLB's first female pitcher
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(70)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Spending over 1/50th of your annual paycheck on one night's bar tab is dumb. Moreso when you make $4.9 million
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(70)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
F1 decides tanks and rioters might interfere with their parade, cancels Bahrain GP
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(61)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
In Wyoming there are good days, bad days and days you get hauled off the mountain in a toboggan and arrested for skiing uphill
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(13)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
I'd rather be fishing. Especially if I won $500,000 for boating 15 bass
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(17)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
As brilliant as he was on the field, Condredge Holloway's career was as much a function of "his time" as his skills
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(13)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Being the only Top 5 team without a loss in the past week, Duke may assume the #1 spot in men's college basketball on Monday. That sucks
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(94)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
I guess you could say... the safety was off
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(37)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Trevor Bayne, who turned 20 yesterday, wins the Daytona 500. He's just havin' fun out there. He's just a big ol' kid. He'd race for free if they'd let him
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(76)
 

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