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Sun January 16, 2011
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The mystery of the massive bird deaths continue as 53 seah... oh, fark it, DA BEARS
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(195)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Rex Ryan put his best foot forward, or will he suffer the agony of defeet? Tune in and watch Rex toe the line as Belicheat takes on the Feet. 4:30 pm (ET), CBS
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Seahawks continue their climb to mediocrity? Will Lovie Smith challenge the coin flip? It's the NFC Divisional Playoffs. For the Lulz. 1 pm (ET), Fox
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(1782)
 
(Fortune)
 
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Real estate and the middle class - where can you buy (Featured Partner)
 
 
(WBTV-3)
 
 
 
10-year old hockey fan with degenerative disorder begs his parents to move to Charlotte, NC after his favorite players are traded there. What's that in your eye-a puck?
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The fail is strong with this one. Solo trash talked first
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(53)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mysterious mass deaths of birds continue as a bunch of falcons choke suddenly in Atlanta
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(253)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A winter day, bleak and dreary. The fans begged out for three points more. Quoth the Raven: We failed to score
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(69)
 


Sat January 15, 2011
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
How to invite your buddies over for the big game when your TV sucks: "If your TV is not up to par, you should warn people. It's the equivalent of not serving food"
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(71)
 
(Fark)
 
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Falcons welcome to the Packers to the friendly confines of the Georgia Dome... well, friendly for the Falcons, that is. The second-best game of the weekend. 8pm (ET), Fox
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(1583)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered how much faster F1 cars really are? How's this for a new perspective?
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(40)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ravens. Steelers. 'Nuff said. 4:30 ET, CBS
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(2236)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sign #44 that you're doing too much talking and not enough playing. Reggie Jackson, who never met a microphone he didn't like, tells you to shut up and play ball
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
McDonald's worker fired for letting Minnesota Vikings star Adrian Peterson use the bathroom. In other news, McDonald's is apparently run by Packers fans
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(88)
 
(My Fox Dallas)
 
 
 
If you have a laptop containing Super Bowl XVL secrets, the Arlington P.D. and Secret Service would like a word with you. Wait, what?
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can Sunderland crash the top four? Can City climb atop the table? Will Spurs had Utd their first defeat? All this plus King Kenny's emtional return to Anfied for a cracking Merseyside derby in this week's EPL thread
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(160)
 


Fri January 14, 2011
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Ex-Aztecs player Kyle Turley wishes Brady Hoke luck with his new job. Just kidding - he tells him "Fark you, fark Michigan"
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Disgrundled opponent says perineum Super Bowl contender Patriots' championships are tainted
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(90)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mayo not appealing to Nuggets. I prefer BBQ sauce, myself
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guess the quarterback: 'His expression is usually that of a man wearing sandpaper underwear.'
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(112)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The New England Patriots are a little more subliminal with their trash talk. Wes Welker makes 11 references to feet or toes during his nine minute press conference
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(112)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This gallery of Super Bowls will spawn warm memories in San Francisco, Washington and Dallas; bitterness and depression in Minnesota and Buffalo - and confusion in Detroit as to what that shiny thing is that Drew Brees is holding
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(53)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Akeen, Da'Quan, DeAndre, Tandon, Jacquizz, Aldon, Tyron and Martez
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(111)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cam Newton to take pay cut by declaring for the NFL draft
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(83)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Designer creates a safer football helmet, and unlike the safer MLB helmets, these don't make you look like a doofus
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(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
High school football field painted red for school spirit. With mind numbing pic
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(112)
 


Thu January 13, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lawrence Taylor gets another break
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(48)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Who better to repair a 4-12 team than the fired coach of a 2-14 team?
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(55)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pat Shurmur to become the thirteenth ex-coach of the Cleveland Browns
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(50)
 
(Some Hoops Guy)
 
 
 
Duke's Kyle Singler had 20 points, 8 rebounds, and one ridiculous flop in loss to Florida State. Duke still sucks
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vernon Wells: "Yeah, I'm overpaid. Oh well"
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(46)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lebron: "I don't have to be a hero in the regular season if I'm not close to 100 percent"
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(46)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Although he did nothing wrong and had success on the court, school fires a basketball coach because one donor thought his coaching style was 'too negative'
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(49)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Like used cars on John Elway's lots, Broncos expected to go cheap on new coach
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a case of life imitating their offense, Browns coaching search has stalled
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(19)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's response to all the taunts the Jets have thrown at him? "Eh, I've been called worse"
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(160)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Crazy. Karma is a b****.. Gets you every time. It's not good to wish bad on anybody. God sees everything!
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(86)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old girl singing the national Anthem at the Norfolk Admirals hockey game when her microphone cuts out. The crowd was ready
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(177)
 


Wed January 12, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Duke Sucks
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two of those horrible "anchor babies" just got US citizenship for their a-hole parents. This is NOT what was meant by the 14th Amendment
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(55)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Vikings decide they've had enough of this "collapsing roof" stuff, ask for a stadium without one
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(65)
 
(Pirate Parrot)
 
 
 
New in 2011, Pirates season ticket holders will have exclusive access to PirateFest. All four are arguing over who will be the designated driver
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(16)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Favre to bail his sister out of jail. *UPDATE* Favre to let her sit in jail. *UPDATE 2* Favre to bail her out. *UPDATE* Maybe
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(40)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If the Packers and Bears meet in the NFC Championship Game, expect tickets to start at about $388
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Notre Dame WR Michael Floyd decides to return for his senior season, after learning his expected draft position fell somewhere between Ted Williams and your cousin Eugene
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(7)
 
(Sports Climax)
 
 
 
Jets and Patriots continue their Hatfields vs. McCoys routine
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(26)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Snyder: "I accept responsibility for screwing up"
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(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
That's a technical. That's a technical. That's a technical. That's a technical. That's a technical
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(77)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Antonio Cromartie says that he hates Tom Brady. Welcome to the club, pal
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(160)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jets fan's new rap single makes the "Super Bowl Shuffle" sound like Mozart
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seahawks 1-8 all-time away from Seattle, having lost their past eight playoff games on the road or at a neutral site
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(135)
 
(Yahoo Sports)
 
 
 
Alabama, Florida and Arkansas head basketball coaches have one of the most unique and saddest bonds in sports. Someone get that dog out of the room, my allergies are acting up
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crosby will miss fourth consecutive game tonight, believed to be on the road with Bob Hope and Dorothy Lamour
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Cavaliers
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(160)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Frito-Lay would like you to know that they did not ask Brent Musberger to say "This is for all the Tostitos" at the end of the BCS Championship Game
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(90)
 


Tue January 11, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It can't feel good to be the one holding up the Carmelo trade because nobody wants you, including your current team. Al Harrington last seen crying himself to sleep on his $28 million contract
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch's famous TD run recreated in Super Tecmo Bowl
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(32)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rex Ryan challenges Bill Belichick to go toe to toe
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(116)
 
(With Leather)
 
 
 
"Nnamdi Asomugha" translates to "I'm a free agent, pay me"
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rasheed Wallace upset that Dwight Howard leads NBA in technical fouls
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(15)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
It's always vandalizey in Philadelphia
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(82)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian sports journalist to Buffalo NY: "Are you hurt? Show us where it hurts. Because we'd like to kick it all better"
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(96)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cam Newton helps Auburn secure the National Title for "vacated by NCAA rule violation" for the 2010-2011 season
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(257)
 


Mon January 10, 2011
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The night college football fans have been waiting for has finally arrived: #1 Auburn squares off against #2 Oregon in the Tostitos BCS National Championship Game (8:30 ET, ESPN)
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(2714)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The top five Super Bowl teams of all time. Note absence of the Detroit Lions and THE Ohio State University
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(105)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
10 Baseball free agents that paid off. NOT a slideshow
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(43)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You knew it was coming: Hitler reacts to the Seahawks/Saints upset (warning: lots and lots of profanity)
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(59)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA's new "Stop Being A Whiny Biatch All The Time" rule claims another victim
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(43)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bruce Pearl says what the rest of college basketball knows: watching Tennessee basketball is difficult
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley: "To be honest with you, Tucker Carlson is a nobody, to be honest with you. Speaking for myself, honestly, he's a nobody, to be honest with you. Honestly speaking, he's a nobody, to be honest, honestly speaking"
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(67)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Latest news on Carmelo Anthony is a mega-deal involving three teams and oh just get it over with already
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You've just watched your underdog team win against world famous opponents. Do you C) knock one of your players out and run off celebrating
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch's powers manifest. He can cause earthquakes
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(84)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron, Wade & Bosh combine for 96 of Miami's 107 points as Heat win 13th straight road game. Meanwhile, back in Cleveland
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(56)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Forget Vail or Whistler, book your next ski vacation in the former Yugoslavia
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(41)
 

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