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Sun January 02, 2011
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(nhl fanhouse)
 
 
 
Canada beats Switzerland in World Junior Hockey tournament. Swiss blame the loss on their defense, which had too many holes
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(49)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brett Favre announces that he's retiring to spend more time with his cell phone
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(66)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
America's bland, boring beer to be the official beverage of America's bland, boring sport
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(91)
 
(Time)
 
Plug
 
The basics of becoming wealthy. Step 1 remains "start wealthy". (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Put me in, coach... I'm ready to slay, today
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The NFL Most Improved Team award goes to the Detroit Lions, for finishing 6-10...their best record since 1995. Bonus: No one on the team can remember the last time they won 4 in a row
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(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
John Elway signed as Broncos vice president; the collective state of Colorado gives a mile-high salute after tossing a Hail Mary on their keyboards
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(30)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New Year rings in the final regular season games and a few last questions. Who're the wild cards? Who stays home? Who plays there? And who sucks the most/least in the NFC West? It's your week 17 NFL thread - let's uncork a dandy
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(3740)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few owner/QB disputes in my time
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(30)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
BEER FACTOR: Little Old Lady Defends Convenience Store From Armed Robber. With Beer.
 
 
(WC Trib)
 
 
 
You know your rookie QB is a bad ass when he not only stomps the Eagles, but the league feels the need to protect Philly's linebackers from getting hurt by him
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(27)
 
(hardwood houdini)
 
 
 
NBA violently cracks down on players running afoul of the rules. Paul Pierce fined $15K for tossing his gum
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(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pitt fires new coach Mike Haywood despite not losing a single game
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And Wisconsin makes five. Tag is for the Big Ten's collective performance today
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(138)
 


Sat January 01, 2011
(With Leather)
 
 
 
Chuck Liddell hangs up his 6 oz gloves and announces that he will be the UFC's new Executive VP of Business Development
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(13)
 
(UFC Fight Card)
 
 
 
UFC 125 discussion thread. Frankie Edgar fights to defend the Lightweight Title against his old nemesis, Gray Maynard. The action starts at 10pm EST
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(310)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What's a four-loss Connecticut football team doing on New Year's Day? Facing off against Oklahoma in the Fiesta Bowl, of course. 8:30pm ET, ESPN
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(348)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hockey the way [insert deity of your choice] intended it be. The Winter Classic, Penguins vs Capitals, Crosby vs Ovechkin, 8pm ET, NBC
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(683)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tonight, Alabama sent the Spartans to their dinner reservations
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Q: What do you call a battle between a bunch of horned frogs and some fierce badgers? A: The Rose Bowl. TCU and Wisconsin make their case at 4:30pm ET, ESPN
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(1052)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Start the year with one of the most amazingly written sonnet of metaphors regarding kickboxing ever
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(14)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's your late, hung-over Saturday English Premier League discussion thread. Sure we've missed most of the games, but the only one that matters is the late game anyway
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(106)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Son of former NBA player charged with capital murder. Expected to go early in the draft
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(50)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Football game postponed due to snow. New Hotness: Hockey game postponed due to rain
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(55)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rio de Janeiro releases their Olympic logo. Shockingly, it looks like a penis
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(57)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Florida State Cock-Blocks the Gamecocks, 26-17, In the 2010 Chick-Fil-A Bowl
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(46)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
No celebratory ball drop tonight after Lance Armstrong's boss loses appeal of 2-month suspension
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(3)
 


Fri December 31, 2010
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
What's the difference between Terrelle Pryor and Tate Forcier? One couldn't afford a tattoo and the other couldn't spell it
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The New Pitt Football coach finally found a solution to not being able to beat anyone
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bill Simmons falls prey to the same OKC ghost which haunted the Knicks last year (see sidebar). Also, his Week 17 NFL picks and Denver's raging Tebowner
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(20)
 
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Call girl Monica Foster gets in line behind Bank of America and other bill collectors to get money owed by Lenny Dykstra (with pic of what a bounced check from a disgraced ballplayer to his hooker looks like)
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In a move that surprises absolutely no one...Carolina Panthers officially announce that coach John Fox will not return next year
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Louisville-Kentucky is college basketball's best rivalry
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(52)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
UT Vols collectively manage to count to 11 and still lose the Music City Bowl
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(118)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The latest Boston Celtic problem: A) Kendrick Perkins' knee B) Kevin Garnett's ankle C) Nate Robinson wearing a fur coat
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(27)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The NHL's big New Year's Day game will begin promptly at 1PM. Or 4. Or 8. Or Sunday
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(184)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Steve "The Outlaw" Evans KO'd from first round of World Darts Championship by Simon 'The Wizard of Oz' Whitlock. In other news, there is a World Darts Championship
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(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nebraska gets in on Big 10 bowl tradition early
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(75)
 


Thu December 30, 2010
(ESPN)
 
 
 
This is the one and only time the Newsflash tag will ever be appropriate for a women's basketball game
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(72)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NCAA Referees Defeat Kansas State 36-34 In New Era Pinstripe Bowl
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(240)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hall of Fame candidate Rafael Palmeiro comes clean, admits to experimenting with steroids. Just kidding, he's still lying through his steroid-filled teeth
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(28)
 
(Some Golfing fool)
 
 
 
Sit back and enjoy a 6:22 video about the greatest golfer you never heard of. It's not like you are doing anything productive this afternoon anyway
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(27)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Even though he has been injured for the past 28 seasons, Yao Ming leads the Western Conference centers in NBA All-Star voting
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(36)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
A tour of the Wilson football factory in Ohio, where every NFL game ball has been made for the last 40 years
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(50)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Did Auburn mortgage its future to reach BCS Title Game? Actually, it was a cash deal
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(24)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
THE Ohio State Coach Tressel confirms that he blackmailed suspended players into skipping NFL next year
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(59)
 
(sportsline)
 
 
 
And the Academy Award goes to: Terrelle Pryor for telling his coach with a straight face that he'd be back next year
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sponsors Wrangler and Snapper fail to pull out on Favre. New Trojan Mini deal reportedly in the works
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sucks to be in second place
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(14)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Brett Favre's head is still soft and mushy. Also, he hasn't passed the latest concussion tests
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Metrodome out of commission until March, then will take several agonizing months deciding whether or not to retire
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(28)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
ESPN picks ex-Oregon coach Mike Bellotti to call BCS Championship game. SEC responds by hand-picking officiating crew from its payroll
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(31)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The best finish to an NBA game you'll see for the rest of the year
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(113)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seahawks fans want team to lose on Sunday, not make playoffs
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(127)
 


Wed December 29, 2010
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Octavio Dotel agrees to a one-year contract of choking in the 9th inning for the Blue Jays
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(14)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top 20 (mostly) Sports quotes of the year. Number 3 should be Number 1 of all time
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(59)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Your Week 17 NFL Power Rankings. Well, Saints fans, at least they finally got ahead of the Steelers
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(104)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sugar Bowl CEO Paul Hoolahan encouraged Ohio State not to suspend the Tattooed Five. Translation: "You suspend them, and your team will NEVER play in this bowl game again"
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(138)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Brett Favre fined $12,500 per inch
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(88)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Broncos Pro Bowl WR Brandon Lloyd, after being a failure for three different teams over a span of six seasons, has some kind words for his former employers: "Fark you"
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Michael Vick fumbles away Eagles' playoff bye hopes
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(74)
 
(Some Pro Bowler)
 
 
 
NFL announces Pro Bowl rosters. Wait, there are two Lions on this list. And Brandon Merriweather. And where is Aaron Rodgers? This is obviously a fake list, sorry to bother you all
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(126)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vintage skateboard ads from the 70s and 80s. And you though today's skaters dressed like idiots
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(140)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dallas Mavericks without Dirk Nowitzki are about as good as the Clippers
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(43)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson: "I Think Personally [Michael Vick] Should Have Been Executed"
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(253)
 


Tue December 28, 2010
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Another coach jumps off the S.S. Texas, helmed by Captain Mack Brown
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(14)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
KOMO reporter: "You're mesmerized, hypnotized, and finally you can't hold it any longer, and you yell out holy crap"
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(72)
 
(fox chicago)
 
 
 
Mascot flies away during college bowl game. No, it wasn't the Bulldog
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(13)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Apparently Darryl Sutter forgot to give himself a no-movement clause
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(24)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Philly playing for a first round bye, Minnesota looking to move up in the first round of the draft, in Tuesday Night's Sunday Night Football (8pm NBC)
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(1439)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2010 Headline of the Year contest: Sports tab headlines
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(104)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Butthurt blogger upset after Saints take victory pics on the Falcons' falcon
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(119)
 
(cincy jungle)
 
 
 
Some Chiefs fans really don't like the Chargers or Philip Rivers
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(126)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
Apparently on break from covering the latest Confederate flag fight at the legislature, SC writer calls FSU mascot and warchant racist
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(44)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Villa upset City? Can Fulham not suck? Will Newcastle-Spurs be the most entertaining match of the year? Can Man. Utd. score 100 against Birmingham? All these questions, and more,answered in your special mid week EPL thread
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(36)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Kindle had twice legal limit of alcohol in system, police say, plus thinner look, brighter backscreen
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10 most bizarre moments of Mike Singletary's head coaching tenure
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(65)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brady: "the award doesn't make sense to him because football is a team sport"
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(264)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chris shows he is Osgood as some of the best; beats Avalanche for 400th with
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(66)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hu's on first? I don't know but Hu's playing backup at shortstop and second next season for the Mets
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(20)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
On Sunday, Shaquille O'Neal had yet another fine game. This time, about $35,000 worth
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"If this was in China do you think the Chinese would have called off the game? People would have been marching down to the stadium, they would have walked and they would have been doing calculus on the way down"
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
22-year old smokin' hot surf champ Stephanie Gilmore beaten with an iron bar during home invasion
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(65)
 


Mon December 27, 2010
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Seton Hall basketball player shot. I hope he rebounds well
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(7)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
After yesterday's 34-27 victory over the Dolphins, Lions center Dominic Raiola wished Miami fans better luck next season and thanked them for their sportmanship. Just kidding. He shouted, "suck my d_ck" (w/ video)
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(42)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Breesus lead the Saints to victory over the Falcons? It's Monday Night Football on ESPN, 8:30 PM Eastern
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(1311)
 
(WTAM)
 
 
 
Tom Brady avenges loss to Browns by usurping one of the few NFL records Cleveland fans could still brag about
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(66)
 
(Break)
 
Video
 
US women's bobsled team speeds down the course, upside down
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(36)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The Wimps Who Stole Christmas. Wussies
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(69)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Olympic filmmaker Bud Greenspan crosses the finish line at 84
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
After nearly making the playoffs in his first year, Singletary fired by 49ers
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(128)
 
(Some MVP)
 
 
 
TSA to ban Jay Cutler for his apparent ease at taking down Jets
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(174)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of Denver a Saviour, which is Tebow the QB. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find him in the endzone
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(118)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"I've played with a lot of quarterbacks in my career, If you put all of them together and form a Voltron, they might be as good as he is"
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(97)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For the first time ever, lasers totally uncool
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(73)
 

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