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Sun December 05, 2010
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(Houston Chronicle)   Houston Rockets, long known for their awareness and contributions to Judaica, to celebrate Hanukkah with pregame menorah lighting ceremony and a Hanukkah-themed dunking showcase on Tuesday  (chron.com) (27)
(ESPN)   Giants trash the 'Skins, Titans run out of QBs, Saints roll over Ocho Cinco, Falcons keep foot on throat of the NFC, and the Cowboys send Peyton packing. It's a question free Week 13 for the NFL  (espn.go.com) (4581)
(Sports Climax)   BCS Top 25 "What We Learned"; Cam Newton is worth way more than $180,000, Kyle Brotzman is still alive and kicking wide and Nebraska ended their Big 12 career with a bang; in the form of their opposition's victory cannon  (sportsclimax.com) (122)
(CBS Sports)   Remnants of Big 12 to Nebraska: Don't go away mad, just go away  (cbssports.com) (91)

Sat December 04, 2010
(Yahoo)   What will finally pop the gold bubble? How about the NFL and NBA striking in the same calendar year?  (sports.yahoo.com) (108)
(Deadspin)   Cincinnati Bearcat arrested for throwing snowballs into the crowd during game. No, not a fan, the actual mascot  (deadspin.com) (35)
(ESPN)   Cavaliers' Daniel Gibson upset by LeBron's behavior during Heat game. He should be more upset over how crappily they played  (sports.espn.go.com) (43)
(Philly)   Apparently NFL defenses are unfairly targeting every team's quarterback, and the league should do something about it  (philly.com) (63)
(Bitten and Bound)   Arianny Celeste scores a one-two punch: 2010 Ring Girl of the Year and November Playboy cover. And the winner is ... (pics)  (bittenandbound.com) (82)
(CNN)   Will Nebraska get a parting gift or parting shot from the Big 12? Will UConn be the tallest midget in the Big East? Will the Cocks or Beavers blow up the BCS? All that and more in your Championship Saturday college football thread  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (962)
(BBC)   Can Bolton leap over the City? Can Chelsea score a goal? Can Fulham face regulation? Can We Has a EPL Thread?  (news.bbc.co.uk) (44)
(MSNBC)   Brazile, who is from Texas, is the all-around rodeo champ for the 8th time. Hector Savage, aka Joey Chicago who rides as Kid Minneapolis, and Tex Colorado aka the Arizona Assassin, not impressed  (nbcsports.msnbc.com) (13)
(Sports Climax)   Led by two 40 year olds, this roster has 14 players over 30 years old with 7 of those over the age of 35 and BTW they are dominating their league  (sportsclimax.com) (49)
(Sports Climax)   If you're a lesbian soccer coach coaching for a college in the hills of Tennessee, may not want to tell your AD you're expecting a baby with your partner  (sportsclimax.com) (30)
(USA Today)   A new deal between the New York Yankees and Derek Jeter is "imminent." Now to sign Cliff Lee, Carl Crawford, and Zack Greinke for the whole 2010 playset  (content.usatoday.com) (57)
(Third String Goalie)   Cute Canadian girl turns old hockey jerseys into sexy dresses cut to fit. 15-minute misconduct, anyone?   (thirdstringgoalie.blogspot.com) (63)

Fri December 03, 2010
(Yahoo)   Zidane made $15 million when Qatar was awarded the 2022 World Cup. Suck it, Materazzi  (sports.yahoo.com) (38)
(ESPN)   Kentucky would like the NCAA to consider using the Cam Newton rule in basketball  (sports.espn.go.com) (62)
(MSNBC)   Henrietta King, wife of boxing promoter Don King, deathalized, sensationalized, mortuarified and casketized at 87. Practitioners of ratfinkism and the greatest show on Earth mournify in stupendous and momentous occasion  T-Shirt  (nbcsports.msnbc.com) (30)
(YouTube)   Crosby scores a natural hat trick, giving the Pens an 8-game win streak  (youtube.com) (115)
(USA Today)   Big Ten and Pac-10 commissioners disagree with NCAA CamGate rule interpretations. The SEC? *crickets chirping*  (content.usatoday.com) (95)
(Daily Mail)   After being rejected by FIFA, England plays the "You suck and we didn't want to host it anyway" card  (dailymail.co.uk) (45)
(Yahoo)   WNBA president to step down at end of year...to be replaced by presidentress  (news.yahoo.com) (12)
(People Magazine)   LeBron James feels the heat From Cleveland fans at Ohio game. Checks balance at ATM afterwards and goes home  (people.com) (37)
(Yahoo)   Kyle Busch wears green underwear, Carl Edwards has six-pack abs, Jeff Gordon is an expert in divorce, Denny Hamlin cries himself to sleep at night, and Tony Stewart likes to drunk dial  (sports.yahoo.com) (19)
(Some Guy)   Art Rooney thinks dirty-hitting Steelers have been targeted during NFL's crackdown on dirty hits  (pittsburghlive.com) (69)
(Denver Post)   Colorado, angry for downgrading from Shanahan to Josh McDipshiat, does the closest thing they can to get him back, offers Jon Embree CU head coaching position  (denverpost.com) (10)
(Celebslam)   Tom Brady is the Clark Griswold of the NFL  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (91)
(IndyStar)   NFL admits bad call on Chargers interception against Colts; San Diego should only have won 29-14  (indystar.com) (30)
(Some Guy)   Pierzynski is returning to the White Sox, plans to ask them for some vowels in his contract  (chicagobreakingsports.com) (14)
(ESPN)   Succumbing to the pressure of returning to his former team's arena, LeBron James struggles to play well. However, they were still the Cavs, so he dropped 38 on them in three quarters  (sports.espn.go.com) (59)
(Google)   Unrestricted by salary cap this season, NFL teams not only did not overspend on player salaries, but some even took advantage of elimination of salary floor  (google.com) (33)
(ESPN)   Rich Rodriguez, knowing his job may be in jeopardy, straightens his upper lip and promises a new tough, no-nonsense approach to winning at Michigan team banquet. Just kidding, he nearly breaks down in tears and plays a Josh Groban song  (sports.espn.go.com) (67)
(TMZ)   Man sues former NBA player for stealing his fiancee and taking it to the hole  (tmz.com) (34)
(ESPN)   Ron Santo will now be doing play-by-play for the Angels. You're still stuck here with the Cubs  (sports.espn.go.com) (122)
(Yahoo)   Linebacker calls out NFL officials for favoring one quarterback and one bieberback over other players  (sports.yahoo.com) (50)
(YouTube)   Houston receiver Andre Johnson was wired for sound during the Tennessee game last week. Here is the video and the audio leading up to the fight and afterwards  (youtube.com) (89)
(New York Daily News)   NY Yankees give Mariano Rivera 30 million reasons to throw his cutter for another two years  (nydailynews.com) (38)
(BlackSportsOnline) Video Cavs Assistant Coach Tells Lebron STFU  (blacksportsonline.com) (38)

Thu December 02, 2010
(ESPN)   Chicago White Sox sign Adam Dunn. Book it, Dunn  (sports.espn.go.com) (39)
(ESPN)   The Philadelphia Eagles vs. the Houston Texans. The city of Cleveland vs. LeBron James. It's your official MEGASUPERDUPER Sports Thursday discussion thread  (scores.espn.go.com) (648)
(WWL)   The World Champion New Orleans Saints are already selling playoff tickets for their two-dat repeat  (wwl.com) (64)
(Some Guy)   Cleveland hates LeBron so much, the Hate manifested and damn near crashed his plane  (cbssports.com) (287)
(BBC)   Russia (2018) and Qatar (2022) pay off enough delegates to host the World Cup  (news.bbc.co.uk) (405)
(AZCentral)   Emboldened by seeing Auburn get away with it and go bowling, Arizona State petitions NCAA to waive harsh bowl-eligibility rule requiring at least 5 of your 6 wins to be against FBS programs  (azcentral.com) (127)
(Yahoo)   Steelers' Harrison: NFL unfairly using its position of power to hurt defenseless targets  (sports.yahoo.com) (132)
(YouTube)   Best hockey goal celebration ever. No, subby means it this time  (youtube.com) (93)
(MLive.com)   Bad: Detroit Lions are made fun of by the Simpsons. Fark: They are compared to Mel Gibson. Fark: Nobody can legitimately deny it as a valid comparison  (mlive.com) (48)
(Fox News)   "Personal foul: Illegal use of Touchdown Jesus. 15-yard penalty to be assessed on the kickoff"  (foxnews.com) (245)
(ESPN)   Cavs owner to LeBron James: I can't quit you  (sports.espn.go.com) (34)

Wed December 01, 2010
(TwinCities.com)   Farve re-re-re-re-retires  (twincities.com) (71)
(Wired)   There's driving fast on narrow roads up the side of a mountain and then there's this guy  (wired.com) (48)
(Fanhouse)   More proof getting hit in the head for a living is a bad career choice: UFC fighter Chael Sonnen will appeal his steroids suspension on Thursday ... after admitting to injecting himself with testosterone in a signed statement  (mmafighting.com) (80)
(CNN)   Yes, America, we all know that soccer sucks. But what about HOLOGRAPHIC soccer? Interested now, right?  (cnn.com) (99)
(TSN)   Former Buffalo sporting great and Hall-of-Famer Jim Kelley has passed away  (tsn.ca) (65)
(USA Today)   NCAA: "Cam Newton broke the rules and cannot play." Auburn: "Uh, do you want the National Championship game to be won by a non-SEC team?" NCAA: "CORRECTION, Cam Newton is still eligible"  (content.usatoday.com) (208)
(Omaha World Herald)   NE: Beebe, why u not N lincoln wit R trophy? Beebe: i hate U and received deth thretz lst wk. NE: O Rly? Then wherez police reprt? Beebe: Ummm  (omaha.com) (22)
(Cincinnati Enquirer)   Bengals fumble the public relations ball, eject fan for protesting shoddy offense when nobody in the section was objecting or complaining  (news.cincinnati.com) (45)
(YouTube)   Scottish freestylist Danny MacAskill takes his bicycle back to Scotland, annoying locals by freestyling off their monuments and pedestrian walkways for a change  (youtube.com) (8)
(TSN)   Rogers Communications is set to bring some of their patented mismanagement and neglect to the Maple Leafs. Leafs fans will be hard pressed to notice a difference in ownership  (tsn.ca) (26)
(Sports Climax)   According to NFL Commissioner Mr. Magoo the fine for throwing haymakers to the face should be equivalent to one for a player tweeting during a game  (sportsclimax.com) (67)
(ESPN)   The LPGA votes to change its name to the LTPGA  (sports.espn.go.com) (26)
(Free Press)   Michigan State's basketball coach Izzo doesn't expect his team to just suck, he expects it to "Duke Sucks" suck  (freep.com) (8)
(Some Guy)   29 Derek Jeters you won't see next season, and one you might  (blogbeckett.wordpress.com) (26)
(WWL)   A gallery of NFL cheerleaders from around the league.. warning: slideshow but you're not reading this lets go ride bikes  (wwl.com) (47)
(Bengals Post)   Chad Ochocinco has Twitter account broken into. Then apologies to Papa Goodell  (bengalspost.com) (9)
(ESPN)   Lakers lose their third straight, proving that they are a bunch of overhyped douchebags with no chance to win a title  (sports.espn.go.com) (28)
(Chicago Tribune)   Michael Jordan had some words for LeBron  (chicagonow.com) (75)
(Some Guy)   San Diego Chargers attorney denies allegations that the team is being sold and moved to LA, which means the team will be the Los Angeles Chargers by 2012  (nfl.com) (32)
(Daily Mail)   Audley Harrison announces that despite getting beat like the redheaded stepchild of a rented mule, he's not ready to retire, might even considering throwing a few punches in his next fight  (dailymail.co.uk) (5)
(AP) NewsFlash Tom Brady diagnosed with Alopecia. Your prayers are needed  (hosted.ap.org) (194)
(The Sun)   Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Britain's worst soccer team  (thesun.co.uk) (24)

Tue November 30, 2010
(TSN)   A flurry of trades in the NHL today.. An Avalanche if you will  (tsn.ca) (36)
(Fanhouse)   Andy Reid chews out DeSean Jackson, three-pound cherry cheesecake  (nfl.fanhouse.com) (38)
(ESPN)   Boise State's coach Peterson, "There were a lot of other chances to win the game. That was just one of them. That's one that 99 out of 100 times he's going to make." Don't you mean 98 coach?  (sports.espn.go.com) (67)
(Yahoo)   LACES OUT  (rivals.yahoo.com) (46)
(USA Today)   Indians sign Carlin. Shiat. Piss. Fark. Coont. Cocksucker. Motherfarker. Tits  (usatoday.com) (32)
(ESPN)   Just so we're clear on NFL guidelines: Getting ejected for fighting: $25,000. Clean hit on a receiver: $75,000  (sports.espn.go.com) (98)
(ESPN)   This week's ESPN Power Rankings features a phrase never before uttered, "vulnerable to Jay Cutler"  (espn.go.com) (254)
(Yahoo)   Derek Anderson throws a temper tantrum, has it intercepted and returned for a touchdown  T-Shirt  (sports.yahoo.com) (144)
(Life.com)   Great sports photographers put you right in the action, capturing the intensity and competitive fire that burns in every athl ... Wait a second. Is that guy wearing a football on his wang?  (life.com) (18)
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   Really? The Cleveland browns had cheerleaders? What did they cheer for? (w/ pic of cheerleader that only your grandpa would hit with his walking cane)  (cleveland.com) (25)
(ESPN)   Bobby Bowden to coach flag football game at Persian Gulf military base. Difficulty: can't recruit players from the brig  (sports.espn.go.com) (9)
(YouTube)   The coolest video of two Italian Models duking it out you'll see all day  (youtube.com) (15)
(Some Cyclast)   The Unaballer breathes easier as Mr. Novitzky goes off to Europe in search of his Innerpol  (cyclingnews.com) (3)
(CNN)   I will bow down toward your holy Superdome and praise your name: Breesus, Sportsman of the Year  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (23)
(YouTube)   Bo knows his birthday is today. Watch Jackson's greatest game ever  (youtube.com) (44)
(New York Daily News)   Do you like Tom Brady? I've been a big Patriots fan ever since the 1980 hiring of linebackers coach Bill Parcells and his nickname "Tuna"  (nydailynews.com) (10)
(Yahoo)   Jose Mourinho and Real Madrid get Barcel-owned  (sports.yahoo.com) (18)
(Huffington Post)   Awww, cute 5 year old interviews the Chicago Blackhawks. Besides he does a better job than ESPN  (huffingtonpost.com) (23)
(Major League Baseball)   1950's NY Yankees star Gil McDougald out at home  (mlb.mlb.com) (12)
(AL.com)   University of Alabama fires stadium employee who played "Take the Money and Run" when Cam Newton took the field at the Iron Bowl  (al.com) (62)

Mon November 29, 2010
(ESPN)   Rex Ryan says the Jets built are specifically to beat division rival, and built to win Super Bowl. He should be careful, or other teams may copy his strategy  (sports.espn.go.com) (47)
(ESPN)   And now, from the This Makes Absolutely No Sense department, TCU agrees to join the Big East  (sports.espn.go.com) (127)
(Metronews.ca)   Michael Vick works to redeem himself despite being dogged by his past  (metronews.ca) (460)
(Chicago Sun-Times)   "This is the best Chicago Bears team since 1985." Oh for f*ck's sake  (suntimes.com) (165)
(ESPN)   United States draws Best Korea in next years Women's World Cup. Awkwaaarrrrrd  (espn.go.com) (18)
(Yahoo)   Don't look now, but Matt Cassel might be the best QB to come out of USC in the past 30 years  (sports.yahoo.com) (48)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   Vikings won't attempt to recoup $6.6 million owed to Childress, who will be highest paid recreational fisherman next year  (startribune.com) (11)
(MSNBC)   Duke unanimous No. 1 pick in college basketball, sucks  (nbcsports.msnbc.com) (19)
(TSN)   Atlanta is number four? They have the best record in football, who would put them that low? Wait, this is the NHL Power Rankings? WTF, Atlanta's number four?  (tsn.ca) (28)
(Some Guy)   Andre Johnson won't be suspended for giving Cortland Finnegan a one way ticket to pound town  (myfoxhouston.com) (79)
(Wall Street Journal)   Jockey upgraded to stable. Before Obamacare, he would have been upgraded to a hospital  T-Shirt  (online.wsj.com) (12)
(CBC)   Roberto Alomar is within spitting distance of the Hall of Fame  (cbc.ca) (26)
(YouTube) Video Vin Scully, voice of the Dodgers and one the greatest baseball announcers of all times, is 83 today. Here is his famous call of Hank Aaron's 715th home run  (youtube.com) (51)
(CNN)   Guess what other sport Virginia Tech is overrated at  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (54)
(The Local (Sweden))   Swedish woman claims world boxing title. You might want to hit her, but chances are she'll get you first  (thelocal.se) (12)
(Some Guy)   Poker champion reveals the secret of winning big tournaments: You need lots of good cards  (pokerjolt.com) (63)
(AOL News)   University of Maryland to field new sports team--in competitive eating. Great, another sport that will be dominated by the SEC  T-Shirt  (aolnews.com) (74)
(EITB)   Kyle Brotzman, hero or villain? No matter what, they still love you  (eitb.com) (25)
(Subby calls 6-5)   Barcelona v Real Madrid: one of the biggest games in world soccer and one of only two games in the Spanish Liga that actually mean anything. Here's your Clasico discussion thread  (football365.com) (117)
(Some Hoosier)   After a dismal season, Indiana head coach narrowly saves his own job with a thrilling come-from-behind victory in the season ending game against the in-state archrival. Just kidding, the school fired him anyway  (ncaafootball.fanhouse.com) (13)
(Some Guy)   Man dies in 50-foot fall at Soldier Field shortly after Bears defeat Eagles. PETA trying to find way to blame Mike Vick  (abclocal.go.com) (48)
(sportsgrid)   You're an NFL veteran and just dropped a potential game winning pass, do you blame: A) the field B) the lights C) God  (sportsgrid.com) (99)

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