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Sun September 26, 2010
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFC West favorite San Francisco 49ers outplay Chiefs to 31-10 loss
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(nbc sports)
 
 
 
The early word is that Kevin Garnett is rested, healthy and in top shape. If you didn't fear the Celtics before, you should now
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The new AP rankings are out, and Texas is still ranked. Justifications that try very hard to avoid using the words "storied history" to the right
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Albert Haynesworth does not want to be treated like a slave. A 32 million dollar slave
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(47)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michael Vick is now under investigation for abusing cats in Florida
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Only the Buffalo Bills could get 374 total yards of offense. And lose
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova wins Pan Pacific Open tennis match, long-ass name contest
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(Google)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but the real America's Team™ is now 3-1 and off to their best start since we were all doing the Macarena in 1996. BCS, here come the mighty Black Knights of Army
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will NASCAR penalize this week so the #48 will be closer to the top of the standings? The Chase to give Jimmie Johnson the Cup continues at Dover International Speedway with the AAA 400 (coverage begins at 1 p.m. ET, ESPN)
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(185)
 
(WBZ 38)
 
 
 
New England Patriots defensive back arrested in Rhode Island on charges of being black on a Friday night
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(46)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Packers...errr, uh, will the Chargers...ahhh, forget it. We're all here for the trainwreck that'll be the Cowboys after they lose to Houston today. Your week 3 NFL discussion
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen says that if the Sox don't want him, he'd consider managing a real Major League team... The Chicago Cubs
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(24)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Think Richard Childress Racing was offended by Denny Hamlin's comments? Kevin Harvick took him out on the first lap of practice
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(35)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
No. 1 Alabama rallies for win over Arkansas
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(84)
 


Sat September 25, 2010
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Rangers. Playoffs. Book it. Done
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(52)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Former WWF wrestler Giant Gonzalez to face the Undertaker one last time
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(164)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bruins take the Longhorns to the slaughterhouse
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(54)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
New York Rangers waive Wade Redden. Senators fans seen rolling on the floor, laughing and pointing
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news to all you Danica Patrick fanboys/girls: she finally scored her first NASCAR top-10. Fodder for all you Danica Patrick haters: it was in NASCAR's version of A-league ball
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(42)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Rangers may be your AL West champs. Expect this trend to continue once a decade
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
David Beckham upset over claims he slept with a prostitute that he wasn't married to
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(33)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Good: Yankees hit season high six home runs. Better: against the Red Sox. FARK: and lose
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(77)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Arkansas upset the number one team in the country, Alabama? Will Oregon State blue itself after beating Boise State? Are the Gamecocks for real in the SEC East? Your official Saturday college football thread
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you text and drive, then you contributed to the creation of this
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
While you weren't looking, El Salvador elevated dodgeball to the Best. Sport. Ever.
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(60)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
Video
 
Yeah, yeah, we know: Aroldis Chapman hits 100 on the gun. Fark: On all 25 pitches. Uberfark: With a 105 and some 104s
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(69)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Italian soccer team fills near-empty stadium with virtual fans. Human fan "depressed"
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(8)
 
(New Kerala)
 
 
 
Fan tattoos his penis as tribute to his team. What a prick
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Which Manchester City side will show up against Chelsea? Is Sunderland just the tonic Liverpool's doctor ordered? All this plus a Black on Black matchup in this week's EPL thread
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida high school football team proves the old adage: Nobody farks with DeJesus
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(15)
 
(herald sun)
 
 
 
Collingwood vs. St. Kilda. It's your AFL Grand Final discussion thread
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(53)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jose Bautista hits home runs #51 and #52 for the year. New batting stance. Mmhmm
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(56)
 


Fri September 24, 2010
(UPI)
 
 
 
Upset has Kohlschreiber in Moselle semis. That's easy for you to say
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(5)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New Jersey Nets looking to acquire Carmello Anthony in a four-team deal. Who would trade four teams for that guy?
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(35)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
There are more college equestrian teams for women than water polo teams for men, UCLA has a women's swimming team, but not one for the men, and men's gymnastic teams have dropped from 124 teams to 17. Oh, and Colby has a woodsmen team
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(61)
 
(Some Dog Hater)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Michael Vick Is The American Dream" So the American Dream is a spouse, a house, two kids, a cat and a hundred dead dogs in the backyard?
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(137)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Too lazy to get off your fat ass during the baseball game to grab some nachos and a beer? There's an app for that
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(42)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Since games weren't being interrupted enough by timeouts, commercials, and free throws, NBA officials will get to call a whole lot more technicals next season. Apparently, it's what the fans are clamoring for
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(104)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
The ever-amazing Ichiro moves up one spot on the list of "Unbreakable Baseball Records," and the sporting world, in its wisdom, is transfixed by ... Braylon what now?
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Thu September 23, 2010
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Found, in Bing Crosby's wine cellar: a complete kinescope of Game 7 of the 1960 World Series. Subby knew there'd be some digging involved to find decent Pirates highlights, but that's just nuts
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Felix Hernandez: 2010's "best pitcher in baseball who won't win the Cy Young, because his offense sucks and some fatass in New York won 20 games"
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(113)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians announce plan to turn Progressive Field, an aging, silent, mostly abandoned baseball stadium in heart of downtown, into a winter theme park
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two undefeated NFL teams facing each other ? Yeah that game has a TV blackout. Watch something else
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(100)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tony Romo wishes his teammates would catch his shiatty passes
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(108)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"So you can correct a call in the Little League World Series, a game with 12-year-olds, but not the World Series? To even mount a defense for that is illogical." Take that Bud Selig
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(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Capitals, Penguins to be in HBO reality show "24/7". Are we to assume that is how many people will watch them/how many will care?
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(60)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ichiro ties MLB record by recording his 10th straight 200-hit season in the same game that Jose Bautista hits his 50th HR of 2010
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(97)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
More men are crashing testosterone-free women-only road races . 'If you want to meet fit young women, it's hard to beat.'
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(33)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
In aftermath of Denver Broncos WR Kenny McKinley's suicide, noted sportswriter Woody Paige reveals he seriously contemplated suicide in 2002
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(75)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
NBA Stars to David Stern, "Hey Dave, what's in your wallet?"
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The absurdly premature 2010 playoff picture: Week 2
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(89)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Butt threatened with legal action after unexpected outburst. Uh huh huh "butt"
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(29)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Stern orders Gilbert Arenas and the Wizards not to discuss gun incident, Fight Club, Voldemort
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(15)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Newly released photos reveal exactly what it's like at the upcoming fail games, and somehow it's even worse than you thought
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(64)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two weeks shy of the playoffs, the Braves are showing the offensive fire one would expect in October from a Bobby Cox-led team
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(75)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hey NFL fans: Want to talk smack about an opposing team while appearing to give a compliment? Try the new rage: "complisults". Here's a few complisults about all 32 NFL teams to get you started
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(124)
 
(Hudson Star Observer)
 
 
 
Packers face NFL's best passer this season in Cutler. Where is the lolwut tag when you need it?
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(192)
 


Wed September 22, 2010
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
There are way too many promos for chick shows during NFL games. '"We're told no one loves the thrill of a chase more than U.S. Marshal Annie Frost," a miserable-sounding Al Michaels said during Sunday Night Football"
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(77)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Andy Reid, on Sunday: Kevin Kolb is still our QB of the future. Andy Reid, today: Kolb? Kolb who?
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(109)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Why Coach Jeff Fisher excused Vince Young from practice last week prior to such a big game
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASCAR to take good look at the Clint Bowyer car that won the last race. Preliminary findings state "he says he's from Wichita, but his license plate says Kansas"
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(90)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dodgers owners headed to mediation so they can both become free agents without bankrupting the team
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(15)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Michigan's kickers are 1-for-5 on field-goal attempts through three games. Please apply, no experience necessary
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(117)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Immediately after the unveiling of the Fail Bridge for the Fail Games, India unveils the Nehru Fail Stadium. Trifecta in play
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(62)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In shocking September news, the Mets have been officially eliminated from the post-season
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(108)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The Minnesota Twins become the first team this season to clinch their division. Bonus: It was also Ron Gardenhire's 800th win
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(180)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
India unveils its Fail Bridge, part of the run up to the Fail Games
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(26)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Roy Halladay becomes the first pitcher in the National League to win 20 games
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(122)
 


Tue September 21, 2010
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Colorado may leave the Texas 12 as early as 2011
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not wanting to bite the hand that's feeding them, Eagles announce unleashing Vick as starter for week 3, sic him against Jags
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(152)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Yankees unveil absurdly big George Steinbrenner memorial at new stadium
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(45)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The two most overrated teams in the league are finally out of the top 10. These are your week 3 power rankings
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(217)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Reggie Bush, in addition to returning the Heisman, has voluntarily broken his leg in penance
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(45)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Our iceless, puckless, stickless summer is almost at an end. 18 teams faceoff tonight for the NHL preseason opener. Some games are even on tv
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(233)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall says that Andre Johnson (who lit him up for 158 yards) is "nothing special" and that they "dominated" Matt Schaub, who put up 497 yards while beating them 30-27
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(179)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Atlanta Braves left fielder Matt Diaz trips crazy Philly fan dressed as Redman, saving him from getting tased
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Five reasons Vick should start for the Eagles, one reason he won't, and one reason you'll hate this link
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(146)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You know the accommodations are bad when even Scotsmen refuse to stay in them
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(12)
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Add "liquor" to the list of things Jets WR Braylon Edwards is unable to hold
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(74)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dat's deux - Saints over 49ers by a very short hair 25-22 in last second
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(176)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
As many as 16 MLB teams may have new managers next year. "It's going to be a circus"
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(77)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Maple bats are 50% safer than they were just two years ago, therefore they must be banned
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(53)
 


Mon September 20, 2010
(Life.com)
 
 
 
The first jaghole to make a crack about "handicaps" gets a punch in the throat
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(29)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Broncos WR Kenny McKinley dies from self-inflicted gunshot wound
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(119)
 
(fox8.com)
 
 
 
Despite his brave battle against the Martians, Jim Brown gets booed at ceremony
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(31)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Mike Singletary deliver on his promise to stop Drew Brees? Will Breesus show great vengeance and furious anger at the mere suggestion that mortals can stop Him? It's Monday night, it's time for FOOTBALL (8:30 PM EST)
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(1453)
 
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in 1973, Billie Jean King became the first and only woman in recorded history to defeat a male in a head-to-head athletic competition
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(127)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Two mascots enter, one mascot gets banned for the season
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(85)
 
(Red Zone Talk)
 
 
 
The Dallas Cowboys are on the bad side of history: only a 13% chance of making the playoffs this year
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(222)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
After Michigan gave up 37 points to a 1-AA team, Rich Rodriguez is angry at his defense which is now 100th in total defense. Maybe hiring the guy who drove Syracuse into the ground wasn't such a good idea, huh Rich?
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(67)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning might be able to whip his little brother, but he never could beat the Gators
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(112)
 
(MMA Fighting)
 
 
 
Remember that MMA fighter who said Lance Armstrong gave himself cancer by taking PED's? Yeah, he just tested positive for PED's
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(114)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Cricket star stops whacking balls long enough to show off his sticky wicket nude in a gay magazine. Finally, a cricket star does something Subby can understand
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(14)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The coolest extreme sports photos that you'll see today
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(14)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Miami Dolphins defeat the Minnesota Favres 14-10 thanks to Favre's Fouvre Favreovers
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(208)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Only two of the top 10 "most likeable" athletes are black, while the six "least likeable" athletes are black. Therefore, sports fans are racist
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(144)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
God punishes Mike Dantonio with a heart attack after Michigan State defeats Notre Dame
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(43)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
For those of you that do not believe in curses, maybe you should talk with the Cubs player who was just IMPALED BY A BAT
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(59)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Tigers' Brandon Inge strikes out, ends up on third base. "Grandma, I almost got a home run"
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leaving no stone unturned, the NFL finds another reason to keep people from attending
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(142)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How badly do the Patriots suck? They lost to the Jets, who just last week lost to the Ravens
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(82)
 

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